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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Really badly drawn futurama porn
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Hobotron
Apr 21, 2005

by Fistgrrl
I stumbled across this link on thehun while doing my daily, err, research. I was shocked and appalled that a website would dare charge its potential clients for such low-quality crap. Honestly, it resembles the drawings we did in 6th grade of that saucy biology teacher who kept going on about how octopusses mate.

:nws:
http://www.drawncartons.com/64hh/thehun.html
:nws:

I mean really now, if you cant even draw a passable, what to say halfway-decent masturbating Bender, you have no business running a porn site.

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ColonelMoutard
May 24, 2004
 benders dick should be dripping alcohol or oil.

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:04
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Snaps
Jul 1, 2005
 ok

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:05
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TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy
Atleast it has a happy ending!

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:05
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Old Surly
Dec 8, 2004

and all of your troubles are solved and gone
How dare they defile Zoidberg :zoid:

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:06
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Buttes McDuff
Dec 4, 2004

Scottish Buttesman
super duper

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:06
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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 Fry's ARRRRR in the third picture had me laughing.

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:07
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FinkieMcGee
May 23, 2001

Look, I have to go identify our dead father's body. I'm sorry you're having a bad drug experience, but deal with it.
Bender's been workin' out.

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ih8ualot
May 20, 2004
I like turkey and ham sandwiches
Why does Kim Possible show up with pumpkins? I'm all for whacking off to pictures of Bender stroking his metallic rod, but let's keep at least SOME continuity, people.

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:07
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Evil Angry Cat
Nov 20, 2004

 Lol hobotron

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:07
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Pavil
Apr 27, 2004

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* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:07
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StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
"oh i am sorry my dick does not work i am too old"

poor :zoid:

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:07
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Orzo
Sep 3, 2004

IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!
All I care for on that page are hot pics of Kimpossible

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:08
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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
This thread is funnier if you think of Dominic

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:08
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Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
if you go to the main url, there is a picture of garfield in one of the squares, and i think it's already funnier then anything jim davis ever did.

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:09
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FractionMan
Dec 24, 2003

Bringing back the balls to Rock

quote:

Pavil came out of the closet to say:

Hahaha oh god. That frame with Bender and Amy has had me laughing for about 5 minutes now.

It's like if Picasso and Matt Groening had babies.

Edit, the URL is misleading, I wanna see some cartons, dammit!

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Carpet
Apr 2, 2005

Don't press play
How can you dare? I will kill you... He is my...
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Ussr
Sep 17, 2004

Wait, what?

quote:

Eamonn came out of the closet to say:
benders dick should be dripping alcohol or oil.

well this is the last thing I figured I'd be reading about when I woke up today.

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:10
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Perry
Jul 18, 2004

OH SHI
Dude, that's nothing. Check the "art" and "grammar" on this Family Guy:

:nws: :nws: I said :nws: damnit
http://www.drawncartons.com/62hh/
:nws: :nms: :nws:

I just removed the html and counted down from 64. /63hh/ is equally bad "American Dad" cartoon porn. I did not dare going back further.

/edit:



Oh for the love of all that's holy

:nms: :nws:


I think I'm gonna hurl

Perry fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Aug 18, 2005

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Wang Commander
Dec 27, 2003

by sebmojo
One of these reminds me of the friend who says he'd buy drinks for any couple who high-fived after sex.

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* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:11
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Pavil
Apr 27, 2004
 Can't actually breathe from laughing so much at this pic here.

:nws:

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:12
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Carpet
Apr 2, 2005

Don't press play

quote:

Perry came out of the closet to say:
:nws: :nws: I said :nws: damnit
http://www.drawncartons.com/62hh/
:nws: :nms: :nws:
Heh, adults.

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:13
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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I want some real loving, guys!

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:13
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ManWithNoHat
Apr 30, 2003

What if a Domo Kun & an iPod had made sweet love?
:nws:http://www.drawncartons.com/62hh/images/01_06.jpg:nws:

wtf!

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:14
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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Wait wait, Drawn Cartons? CARTONS? Can't draw, can't even loving spell.


I'm going for a wank.

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:15
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Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
Zoidberg looks so proud.

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:15
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DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

quote:

Kirb came out of the closet to say:
"oh i am sorry my dick does not work i am too old"

poor :zoid:



:gonk:

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:16
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Wang Commander
Dec 27, 2003

by sebmojo

quote:

Perry came out of the closet to say:
I just removed the html and counted down from 64. /63hh/ is equally bad "American Dad" cartoon porn. I did not dare going back further.

61- Jimmy Neutron
60- Atlantis
59- Kim Possible
58- Treasure Planet
57- Batman
56- Jetsons
55- More Kim Possible

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Toastmaker
Jul 12, 2004

crazy as a fish with titties
I like that one Family Guy frame. "Look! Mother do blow job!"

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PM for Drama
Aug 15, 2005
Ask me about free delivery in the metro area!!!
"You gently caress pumpkins?"

"aaaahhh! I am just here!"

hahah that is an awesome phrase!

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D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

 Pumpkin Bender is HORRIFIED!

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* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:17
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Wondermonkey
Jul 24, 2001
Why is the speech bubble coming out of the pumpkin?
Why is Farnsworth coming in a pumpkin?
I will be your nightmare!

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The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER
I love the picture of Dr. Zoidberd wearing a jack-o-lantern and his mouth-tentacles coming out the mouth.

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ManWithNoHat
Apr 30, 2003

What if a Domo Kun & an iPod had made sweet love?

quote:

Wang Commander came out of the closet to say:
56- Jetsons/Simpsons/Flintstones


Fixed.

* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:18
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Wang Commander
Dec 27, 2003

by sebmojo

quote:

Shaunboyland came out of the closet to say:



Fixed.

Correct me, will you?!

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* # ? Aug 18, 2005 23:20
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King Awwyeah
Jul 7, 2005

Then the apple went up my butt
Sites like these make me weep for mankind.
Matt Groening must have contemplated suicide after seeing his characters in poorly drawn sexual positions.

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Hayama
Jul 24, 2001

Hail to the king, baby.
The sad thing is, I can almost imagine Chris actually saying this.

Note to webmaster: Knowing that the dodge tool exists does not mean you are a Photoshop master. Stop it. :mad:

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Mr.Magnetichead
Dec 5, 2004

by Lowtax
That stuff is terrible but theres always a few diamonds in the rough.

If you can call it that.

:nws: http://fapomatic.com/58/kinetic_blowcolour.jpg :nws:

:nws: http://fapomatic.com/58/bracecolour.jpg :nws:

:nws: http://fapomatic.com/58/kinetic_dp.jpg :nws:

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Foggy
May 17, 2004

quote:


Dr. Thorpe: If there's one thing we know about this guy, it's that he doesn't slack on monster details. Maybe his grandma died but his editor was busting his balls to come up with some new material right away, so he just whipped something up.

Zack: Oh man, the concept of this guy having pressure from an editor to produce this stuff is totally blowing my mind. Maybe there is an entire sweatshop industry producing all this horrible fan art. Thousands of Indonesian children slaving away in MS Paint with shaky hands trying to render the labia of Maggie Simpson just right.

Dr. Thorpe: I picture it more like a really intense newspaper type environment, with the editor stomping around yelling "I want that He-Man-loving-Orko piece on my desk RIGHT NOW goddammit!"

Zack: You've got ten minutes before we go to press at alt.binaries.pictures.orko.suck!

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ManWithNoHat
Apr 30, 2003

What if a Domo Kun & an iPod had made sweet love?

quote:

Mr.Magnetichead came out of the closet to say:
That stuff is terrible but theres always a few diamonds in the rough.

If you can call it that.

:nws: http://fapomatic.com/58/kinetic_blowcolour.jpg :nws:

:nws: http://fapomatic.com/58/bracecolour.jpg :nws:

:nws: http://fapomatic.com/58/kinetic_dp.jpg :nws:


I'm the senator's aid!

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