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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Really badly drawn futurama porn

AlbertHerring: Oct 10, 2003; king of the may more like governor of virginia

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Coraz came out of the closet to say:
Bonus:

http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=58&f=rocko.png

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

:cry:

:cry:

I...

:cry:

# ? Aug 22, 2005 04:25

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:21

King Awesome: Jun 28, 2005; by Fistgrrl

:fry:

It's almost as if they put effort into making it not resemble Futurama at all.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Aug 22, 2005 04:28

Exilechamp: May 11, 2004; mood pollution

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AlbertHerring came out of the closet to say:

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I...

And it's like, who the hell is that thing he's loving. He just made it up. The focus must be Rocko, I guess. He's the point of it. Taking into account how terrible a drawing it is, it's logical to conclude that is a meant as a humorous peice.

Internet, bastion of logic....I take it back :cry:

:cry:

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Wexmajor1189 came out of the closet to say:

"The Buzz on Maggie" is at least anthropomorphic. If there's Bambi porn, there'll be Buzz on Maggie porn.

And it will defy all insect logic, I'll bet. Insects with penises and vagina, oh it'll be a hell of a horrible time. Crunchy crunchy insects.

Exilechamp fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Aug 22, 2005

# ? Aug 22, 2005 04:47

Jimmybob: Mar 7, 2005

Well I can see insects with human genitals. I mean, look at the genitals in the futurama porn. The dicks look like a small tube with a big red flowering bud at the end. Not to mention Bender had a penis. I for one wouldn't mind insect porn if someone paid attention to detail and made some poo poo look realistic!

Wait, what the gently caress am I saying?

# ? Aug 22, 2005 05:28

Blob in Tuxedo: Jul 14, 2004

Inspector Gadget
:nws:

:nws:

http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=58&f=gadget12.jpg :nws:

:nws:

# ? Aug 22, 2005 05:37

afaak: Mar 17, 2005; At once as far as Angels kenn he views /
The dismal Situation waste and wilde, /
A Dungeon horrible, on all sides round

Who among you men can be the first to bring before us the marvel of Teddy Ruxpin porn?

# ? Aug 22, 2005 05:49

Jimmybob: Mar 7, 2005

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F01EY came out of the closet to say:
Inspector Gadget
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=58&f=gadget12.jpg

Oh god...well, at least he's just following orders. Gadget wanted him to take care of Penny, after all.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 06:07

dotd: Aug 7, 2005; Looks like it's pretty hairy.

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Shatai came out of the closet to say:
Who among you men can be the first to bring before us the marvel of Teddy Ruxpin porn?

How about a Teddy Ruxpin furry?

http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=58&f=matrux.jpg

Nothing utterly horrific about that image. But you now it holds secrets within.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 06:30

mendali: May 28, 2005

Two horrible horrible additions... sorry if they've already been posted

Rugrats porn:

:nws:

:nws:

http://lolrugrats.ytmnd.com/

and some hilarious Doug porn:

:nws:

:nws:

http://dougfunnielol.ytmnd.com/

The music makes the second one.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 06:35

Exilechamp: May 11, 2004; mood pollution

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Jimmybob came out of the closet to say:
Well I can see insects with human genitals. I mean, look at the genitals in the futurama porn. The dicks look like a small tube with a big red flowering bud at the end. Not to mention Bender had a penis. I for one wouldn't mind insect porn if someone paid attention to detail and made some poo poo look realistic!

Wait, what the gently caress am I saying?

Yeah, what are you saying. And those Buzz characters are so adorable with their eyes on the side of their heads, and here that bee sex thread had to sexualize them.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 06:37

Jacobus Spades: Oct 29, 2004

:nws:

:nms:

http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=58&f=1122942951796_stitchpoop.jpg :nms:

:nms:

:nws:

:nws:

:nms:

http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=58&f=1113021146109.png :nms:

:nms:

:nws:

Hooray for internet

# ? Aug 22, 2005 07:15

NyetscapeNavigator: Sep 22, 2003

Wow, Katmari Damacy. Close the thread, we have a winner.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 07:36

Vulture Culture: Jul 14, 2003; I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

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Jacobus Spades came out of the closet to say:
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=58&f=1113021146109.png

I've read this whole thread and this is the one that made me go "what" out loud

# ? Aug 22, 2005 07:43

Jimmybob: Mar 7, 2005

Well, remember folks, it did come from Japan. What else did you expect?

# ? Aug 22, 2005 07:56

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

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EoRaptor came out of the closet to say:

2. People who have problems with women as sexual creatures. While strongly attracted to women, they, for whatever reason, are unable to translate that into success dating/sleeping with women. They perceive this as a fault with women, not themselves, choosing the accept the stereotype that women don't like / don't engage in sex as an excuse. The easiest 'escape' for these types of people is to graft male attributes onto women, making them more agressive about sex and more likely to engage in it. When drawing women, this sometimes translates as physically strong (buff) women, but is much more likely to show up as dickgirls. This way, you get an image that contains only women, but has all the male sexual drive and promiscuity. It's like some sort of bizzarro fruedian penis envy thing (which is often why dickgirls are drawn hugely endowed).
As for showing up 'first' from Japan, it really didn't, but it became much more common there because such 'behind closed doors' things are, strangely, much more widely accepted. Also, when drawing it, you can avoid drawing any guys into the picture because there already a dick satisfying a woman, the lesbianism is just a bonus (see also: why don't dickgirls gently caress guys?).

That's an interesting but ultimately flawed theory. The type of people you describe does not need to look further than plain old run of the mill regular porn for sexually aggressive women. Just look at any porn movie really, the girls all put out eagerly and, in many cases, they are the instigators of sex. No need for dickgirls at all to fulfill that fantasy.

It has more to do with what another poster said earlier, and something I've come to realize after watching a few gonzo porn movies... you know, low budget, shaky first person camera porn in which you never see any part of the guy except his cock. What I realized is that I don't mind dicks at all. They don't bother me. I could look at one all day without caring. In fact, the parts of gonzo porn that bother me is when I see a hairy manarm reach out to manhandle a breast or an asscheek.

Straight porn is not without its drawbacks. You need the cock for the loving, but I and I'm sure many others could do away with the rest of the guy. I hate it when the camera shows the guy's ugly mug at ANY TIME during the act, I hate it when his hairy manass gets in the way of seeing what's going on. Having a guy at all in a scene can become terribly frustrating for the watcher but it's ultimately a necessary evil. There's always lesbians with strap-ons, and while that's not bad, it's not nearly as frantic or as energetic in a pile-driving way as straight sex. This is where dickgirls come in. You have the necessary cock for the loving without the hairy ape that usually comes attached with it, so no matter the angle or situation you're always looking at smooth, supple female flesh. It's perfect.

Unfortunately for me, cartoon sex doesn't really do it for me, otherwise I would dig dickgirl porn. Perhaps one day there'll be really, really good prostheses so lesbians with strap-ons will be just as good as straight sex except without the manass getting in the way of the camera.

P.S. Hilarious thread. I haven't dared to click on every link, but those I checked out were hilarious.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 09:30

Vanrushal: Apr 2, 2005; I thought my Spitter was a Jockey!

I dare you to find Dinosaucers. Pink anthropomorphic archaeopteryx ahoy!

# ? Aug 22, 2005 10:11

DamnGlitch: Sep 2, 2004

Oh, heres a tough one, that 'king arthur and the knights of the round' where it was football players that got sent to the past to replace the actual knights.

That show was loving awesome and I want to prove it by making sure there's no lovely lovely lovely crazy rear end fan art version of it.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 11:48

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

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Jimmybob came out of the closet to say:
Well, remember folks, it did come from Japan. What else did you expect?

You can't blame Japan for much of the depravity in this thread. Though I am sure that Japan is responsible for the large majority of the animation based porn on the internet, also including indirect cases where it inspired some lovely American artist to try it.

Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Aug 22, 2005

# ? Aug 22, 2005 13:30

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

DamnGlitch: Did that Knights of the Round Table show have a single female character in it? Not tha that would prevent there from being porn about it...

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# ? Aug 22, 2005 13:31

DamnGlitch: Sep 2, 2004

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Samurai Sanders shits sea shells by the sea shore:
DamnGlitch: Did that Knights of the Round Table show have a single female character in it? Not tha that would prevent there from being porn about it...

edit: quote is not edit

Ask me when I was seven, cause gently caress if I can remember now.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 13:45

DrDraxium: Dec 2, 2002; Plz state the nature of the medical emergency

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F01EY spewed forth a bunch of that consisted of:
Inspector Gadget
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=58&f=gadget12.jpg

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1789&p=3

Shameless I know, but I couldn't resist

# ? Aug 22, 2005 14:00

Robothoven: Jul 28, 2005

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Pulsedial came out of the closet to say:
Thank god there is no "Captian N and the game master" porn.

Or Earthbound porn.

Oh do you DARE? :nws:

:nws:

http://earthboundporn.ytmnd.com/

Then there's this:
http://earthboundpussy.ytmnd.com/
:v:

:v:

# ? Aug 22, 2005 15:28

Jimmybob: Mar 7, 2005

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Samurai Sanders came out of the closet to say:

You can't blame Japan for much of the depravity in this thread. Though I am sure that Japan is responsible for the large majority of the animation based porn on the internet, also including indirect cases where it inspired some lovely American artist to try it.

In all actuality, I like the professional Japanese hentai. As long as there's no tentacles, or large quantities of rape, I think it's usually got a very erotic and enjoyable look to it. I just think that the Westerner's who take this stuff to seriously will try to take most anything from Japan, and as this thread proves even western entertsainment, and turn it into something it's not supposed to be.

I really like original, well done hentai. But when you turn everything into crazy cartoon sex, I blame it on people who've become fanatics of the stuff.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 15:43

DamnGlitch: Sep 2, 2004

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Jimmybob shits sea shells by the sea shore:

In all actuality, I like the professional Japanese hentai. As long as there's no tentacles, or large quantities of rape, I think it's usually got a very erotic and enjoyable look to it. I just think that the Westerner's who take this stuff to seriously will try to take most anything from Japan, and as this thread proves even western entertsainment, and turn it into something it's not supposed to be.

I really like original, well done hentai. But when you turn everything into crazy cartoon sex, I blame it on people who've become fanatics of the stuff.

This man understands.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 15:49

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

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Suspicious came out of the closet to say:

That's an interesting but ultimately flawed theory. The type of people you describe does not need to look further than plain old run of the mill regular porn for sexually aggressive women. Just look at any porn movie really, the girls all put out eagerly and, in many cases, they are the instigators of sex. No need for dickgirls at all to fulfill that fantasy.

It has more to do with what another poster said earlier, and something I've come to realize after watching a few gonzo porn movies... you know, low budget, shaky first person camera porn in which you never see any part of the guy except his cock. What I realized is that I don't mind dicks at all. They don't bother me. I could look at one all day without caring. In fact, the parts of gonzo porn that bother me is when I see a hairy manarm reach out to manhandle a breast or an asscheek.

Straight porn is not without its drawbacks. You need the cock for the loving, but I and I'm sure many others could do away with the rest of the guy. I hate it when the camera shows the guy's ugly mug at ANY TIME during the act, I hate it when his hairy manass gets in the way of seeing what's going on. Having a guy at all in a scene can become terribly frustrating for the watcher but it's ultimately a necessary evil. There's always lesbians with strap-ons, and while that's not bad, it's not nearly as frantic or as energetic in a pile-driving way as straight sex. This is where dickgirls come in. You have the necessary cock for the loving without the hairy ape that usually comes attached with it, so no matter the angle or situation you're always looking at smooth, supple female flesh. It's perfect.

Unfortunately for me, cartoon sex doesn't really do it for me, otherwise I would dig dickgirl porn. Perhaps one day there'll be really, really good prostheses so lesbians with strap-ons will be just as good as straight sex except without the manass getting in the way of the camera.

P.S. Hilarious thread. I haven't dared to click on every link, but those I checked out were hilarious.

Sounds like you would like some tranny-on-girl porn. It's just like dickgirls, but real!

# ? Aug 22, 2005 16:27

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

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Jimmybob came out of the closet to say:

In all actuality, I like the professional Japanese hentai. As long as there's no tentacles, or large quantities of rape, I think it's usually got a very erotic and enjoyable look to it. I just think that the Westerner's who take this stuff to seriously will try to take most anything from Japan, and as this thread proves even western entertsainment, and turn it into something it's not supposed to be.

I really like original, well done hentai. But when you turn everything into crazy cartoon sex, I blame it on people who've become fanatics of the stuff.

Well yeah, both Japan and America have some bad, bad poo poo. But since Japan has way more drawn naked people of both good and bad, the amount of good stuff is also higher.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 16:43

DamnGlitch: Sep 2, 2004

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Rutibex shits sea shells by the sea shore:

Sounds like you would like some tranny-on-girl porn. It's just like dickgirls, but real!

Sometimes things not being real makes it better

# ? Aug 22, 2005 16:46

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

This thead is like http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74827 all over again.

And I love it.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 16:48

Exilechamp: May 11, 2004; mood pollution

I once saw one of those hentai movies. The animation was terrible. Absolutely atrocious. Winsor McCay is spinning in his grave.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 17:18

DamnGlitch: Sep 2, 2004

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Exilechamp shits sea shells by the sea shore:
I once saw one of those hentai movies. The animation was terrible. Absolutely atrocious. Winsor McCay is spinning in his grave.

One movie is indicative of an entire genre of entertainment.

Right.

That said, most hentai does have a lower budget than popular televised anime or animated movies.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 17:24

Shmorky: Nov 6, 2002; IT'S TIM

Back in the old days when I was still new to the internet I'd be talking to some other fruitcake cartoonists about cartoon porn. I said "geez, what ISN'T there porn for?" and they said something that is still true today: "If you mention it, even if it hasn't been drawn yet, it will exist."

# ? Aug 22, 2005 17:48

Behonkiss: Feb 10, 2005

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Jimmybob came out of the closet to say:
As long as there's no tentacles, or large quantities of rape, I think it's usually got a very erotic and enjoyable look to it.

I'm quite sure that there's no such thing.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 18:02

DamnGlitch: Sep 2, 2004

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Behonkiss shits sea shells by the sea shore:

I'm quite sure that there's no such thing.

Haha! It's a brand new joke for once. YES!

DamnGlitch fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Aug 22, 2005

# ? Aug 22, 2005 18:33

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

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Shmorky came out of the closet to say:
Back in the old days when I was still new to the internet I'd be talking to some other fruitcake cartoonists about cartoon porn. I said "geez, what ISN'T there porn for?" and they said something that is still true today: "If you mention it, even if it hasn't been drawn yet, it will exist."

Well yeah, that goes along with simply that, in the rare case that the internet doesn't have what you are looking for yet, no matter what it is, just wait a few minutes and hit F5.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 18:42

Psygnosis: Jul 30, 2003

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Samurai Sanders said

Well yeah, that goes along with simply that, in the rare case that the internet doesn't have what you are looking for yet, no matter what it is, just wait a few minutes and hit F5.

Hammerman porn. There I said it :downs:

:downs:

It will never exsist muahahhaha

# ? Aug 22, 2005 18:54

Gorbash9k: Jun 28, 2004; by elpintogrande

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Rutibex came out of the closet to say:

Sounds like you would like some tranny-on-girl porn. It's just like dickgirls, but real!

You be surpised just how impossible tranny on girl porn is to find, besides the real stuff is always horrible looking, anime on the other hand...

Anyways here's one that noone will be able to find, Um Jammer Lammy. I been searching for like 3 weeks so I can post it on 4chan /b whenever I spam a bunch of Um Jammer Lammy fanart pictures (best game ever!).

Probably the closest I have ever gotten;

Which is also the same picture that Ompha Airfore (or however you spell his username. I haven't seen him for awhile, wonder where he went) has been using as his avatar, even though he labeled it as Rammy.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 18:57

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

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Rutibex came out of the closet to say:

Sounds like you would like some tranny-on-girl porn. It's just like dickgirls, but real!

A tranny isn't a girl. I'll wait for the prostheses.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 18:58

Exilechamp: May 11, 2004; mood pollution

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Jimmybob came out of the closet to say:
As long as there's no tentacles, or large quantities of rape, I think it's usually got a very erotic and enjoyable look to it.

I dunno man, I need squash and stretch in my cartoon porn, and Japan doesn't deliver it much from what I've seen. :laugh:

:laugh:

"Hey baby. Swing your head around. Oh yeah, look at that drag, overlapping action, secondary action. Yeah, baby oh give me that sweet anticipation, oh God that's so hot. Oh God! Look at that walk cycle, such personality...oh yeah baby look at that double bounce between the hit and and the pass, oh girl I'm bout to nut."

# ? Aug 22, 2005 19:00

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

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Shmorky came out of the closet to say:
Back in the old days when I was still new to the internet I'd be talking to some other fruitcake cartoonists about cartoon porn. I said "geez, what ISN'T there porn for?" and they said something that is still true today: "If you mention it, even if it hasn't been drawn yet, it will exist."

I dunno, I mentioned Venture Bros a page back and nobody's risen to the challenge.

Come on internet, I know you're reading this.

# ? Aug 22, 2005 19:07

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:21

Gorbash9k: Jun 28, 2004; by elpintogrande

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vinegarstrokes came out of the closet to say:
I dunno, I mentioned Venture Bros a page back and nobody's risen to the challenge.

Come on internet, I know you're reading this.

I wish I still had the links, but someone in a old Adult Swim thread in TV IV linked to Venture Brothers slash, and I saw Doctor Girlfriend dickgirl porn a couple days ago, wish I could remeber where.

Edit: HUZZAH, while not pictures its a slash community devoted to VB
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=venture_fandom

# ? Aug 22, 2005 19:11

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