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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > How I went to prison, escaped, got caught, and rescued a kitten.
sprdelfin
Mar 4, 2005

Let me tell you about the okey-doke.

Number 655321 posted:

Who am I now? I'm your neighbor. I'm the guy with a nice car, the good house, the good job. You'd never guess me for an ex-con, unless you saw my well-hidden tattoos. I won't get them removed, I need them.

My wife and I are now divorced. It's hard to tell somebody who broke you out of prison that you dont know where your relationship is going.... But it was for the best.

That's great.

What about the kitten?

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