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Okay, firstly, I kinda liked the first film. It wasn't Shakespeare, but if you wanted to watch a pretty lady shoot things for a while (and who doesn't want to watch that every now and again), then it's a good divertion. This film, however, was not. I was looking for a plot. I really was. I think it had something to do with a guy on a boat (who may have been a pirate), and his sons who were evil. The rest of the 'story' seems to have slipped my mind. But, what's this? Kate Beckinsale sex scene? This should work, right? Kate Beckinsale + naked = a good scene... right? Not really. To me, the message of that scene was the director, (Mr. Beckinsale), saying "Hey guys, can you believe I'm hitting this? I totally bet you wish you were me, huh?". Maybe, MAYBE if there was nippleage it may have worked. But nope. The simple fact that this film got a Kate Beckinsale sex scene wrong is the main reason why it just... totally fails. 1.0
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