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RangerJoe
Jun 26, 2004
I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for "OH NO, I think my head's just exploded!!"

Humper-Monkey posted:


Finally, I snap: "So, these glasses were made by Jesus?"

"Uhhh, why, sir?"

"Because, my friend has told you, he's loving blind. He needs UV protection. The glasses won't help him see."

"How dare you point out he's blind!"

"I'm blind? OH GOD, I'M BLIND! WHY, GOD, WHY?" - Matt


I can't stop laughing at this. nice story. does poking him in the eye hurt?

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