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cln
Jul 11, 2002


EDIT: You may want to check out page 4 for a continuation of this...

*** pooja55 has joined #photoshop
[04:59] (pooja55): hi
[04:59] (pooja55): Is anyone here good at graphic editing? I want to spiff up my picture of me...message me if you would like to help...appreciate it..thx
[05:00] (cln): pooja55, are you a female?
[05:00] (pooja55): yes
[05:00] (cln): pooja55, are you attractive and not 55 years old?
[05:01] (pooja55): yes

Session Start: Mon Jul 22 05:00:50 2002
[05:01] (pooja55): no i am not 55
[05:01] (cln): is said picture nude?
[05:01] (pooja55): my picture isnt nude
[05:01] (pooja55): why
[05:01] (cln): because i'm a lonley nerd with high hopes
[05:02] (cln): ok, dcc me your picture. I will help you based on your looks.
[05:02] (pooja55): umm
[05:04] (pooja55): how long will it take u
[05:04] (pooja55): to make me look nude
[05:04] (cln): depends on the quality of the picture
[05:05] (pooja55): so??

[05:06] (cln): uuuuh, it'd take me about 9 hours and extremly large amounts of hopes and dreams to make you look nude
[05:06] (pooja55):
[05:06] (pooja55): pleez
[05:06] (pooja55): cant u do anything in 15min
[05:07] (pooja55): ??
[05:07] (pooja55): ?????
[05:08] (cln): ok I'll give it a shot.
[05:08] (pooja55): 15min?
[05:08] (cln): yes
[05:08] (pooja55): i'm making it for my boyfriend
[05:08] (pooja55): um
[05:08] (pooja55): were you looking to get with me? I'm so sorry if u were
[05:08] (pooja55): we can be friends though
[05:08] (pooja55): if u can help me out
[05:08] (cln): sounds great.
[05:09] (pooja55): kool (hug)
[05:09] (pooja55): ok you got 15min! GO!!!!!!!!!! lol
[05:09] (pooja55): oh btw..
[05:09] (pooja55): can u make the pic look like it was taken amateurly
[05:09] (pooja55): so it looks real
[05:09] (pooja55): not like put me on a model's body or something
[05:09] (cln): ok
[05:15] (pooja55): hows it going
[05:15] (pooja55): ?
[05:16] (pooja55): send me ur progress
[05:18] (pooja55): ok
[05:20] (cln): I'm done!
[05:20] (pooja55): k
[05:21] (pooja55): send it
[05:21] (cln): I'm very pleased with this work.
[05:21] (cln): It isn't perfect because it was fast, but I think its very very good
[05:21] (cln): a pro would ask for many hundred dollars for work like this, but I'm doing it for free!!!!
[05:21] (pooja55): lol
[05:21] (pooja55): thanks (kiss)
[05:22] (cln): THIS IMAGE IS IN NO WAY WORK SAFE!
[05:22] (cln): sexy, huh?
[05:22] (pooja55): yeh
[05:22] (pooja55): cool
[05:22] (cln): did u like it???
[05:23] (pooja55): yeh
[05:23] (pooja55): its nice
[05:23] (pooja55): thanks
[05:23] (cln): FANTASTIC
[05:23] (pooja55): can u take it off your website though
[05:23] (cln): ok
[05:24] (pooja55): thank u soooo much
[05:24] (cln): np!
[05:25] (pooja55): did u take it off ur site
[05:25] (cln): yes
[05:25] (pooja55): ok
[05:27] (pooja55): it's still there
[05:27] (cln): there must be something wrong with your interweb
[05:30] (pooja55): please take it off
[05:30] (cln): I have
[05:30] (pooja55): it's still there
[05:30] (pooja55): thanks for helping and all
[05:30] (pooja55): but please take it off ur site
[05:30] (cln): I HAVE!
[05:31] (pooja55): oh
[05:31] (pooja55): lol
[05:31] (pooja55): thanks

cln fucked around with this message at Jul 23, 2002 around 01:28

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Jul 7, 2002



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phubuh
Mar 3, 2002


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"I wont ever be installing windows on my system again. My main PC will from this point on, ALWAYS have a Linux distro on it." - zenwhen

jet sanchEz
Oct 24, 2001

Lousy Manipulative Dog

Nice. Winner.

The old man was dreaming about the lions.

<deleted user>


Whazza wha?

P.S.: reminds me of aphex twin.

Gravy Train Bones
Jun 8, 2002



I love it.

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE


i'm proud to say i supplied the fat black chick pic.

Maka
Mar 18, 2001



quote:

phubuh came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

Those nipples are photoshopped too..


Right?







... right?

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


AHHHHHH!

Nipples...

so...

big...


ARF and Catdynamite are kewl

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE


fraid the nipples are real

code:
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woodch
Jun 13, 2000

This'll kill ya!


Bravo!

Manyon
Jun 13, 2001

SUP GUYZ

Oh my. Oh my oh my oh my oh my.

Oh my.

I can't believe this happened.

Ty
Sep 1, 2001
Internet O.G.

She... liked it?

Shenanigans.

dancehall
Sep 28, 2001

You say you want a revolution


wow. a good chat log. comedy bluemoonium.

LunixKing
Dec 20, 2000

RedHate

Bill of sale to cln. One generic windows keyboard. Reason for replacment: Vomit

frumpsnake
Jan 30, 2001

The sad part is, he wasn't always evil.

Thats some hot hot hot pepperoni tits action right there.

<deleted user>


WHY IS SHE ARTHUR C KORN?

Graves
Feb 10, 2002

Ask me about the time I posted a thread in GBS with a full confession on how I stabbed a man to death with my pocket knife

quote:

phubuh came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

also: lolz

Froham
Sep 22, 2000

Fireants and Black Magic


You have been awarded a 5.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER


quote:

LunixKing came out of the closet to say:
Bill of sale to cln. One generic windows keyboard. Reason for replacment: Vomit



You owe me a new refridgerator because my food just spoiled!!!!!!!

UFF
May 1, 2001


quote:

LunixKing came out of the closet to say:
Bill of sale to cln. One generic windows keyboard. Reason for replacment: Vomit
HAHAHH GOOD ONE!

aTiredSoul
Jun 11, 2002


SWEET JESUS IN A PICNIC BASKET, that looks EXACTLY like this chick I went to HS with. Her name was Sandhya, she graduated a year behind me. I'm searching for pictures now.


Edit: This is the only one I can find right now. Linked because I don't want to bother GLC about hosting. She's 2nd from the left. http://www.usc.edu/CSSF/History/199...cs/pic_s03.html I can't express to ya'll exactly how disturbing this is if this *is* actually Sandhya. She was one of those perfect HS students. Honour roll, went to Harvard, Mock Trial, Speech Team. [

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aTiredSoul fucked around with this message at Jul 22, 2002 around 04:53

KracKiwi
Mar 29, 2002

well excuse me, princess!


i split my bottom lip laughing so hard

excellent

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob

Dammit, why does SA have to be the origin of 95% of my bad dreams?

ford prefect
Mar 16, 2001

by Fragmaster


GAH! hahahahhaahahhahaahhaha
loving comedy

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Ants
Jul 23, 2000


Good call, cln.

Neverclear
Jun 12, 2002

Try and Stop Us.

quote:

[05:06] (cln): uuuuh, it'd take me about 9 hours and extremly large amounts of hopes and dreams to make you look nude

When you don't quite get the world is laughing at you.

Johnny Marr
May 20, 2001


I can't remember the last time the forums actually made me laugh out loud like this.

Thank you.

Furb
Apr 17, 2001


Comedy Adamantium. Thank you for making my monday morning.

sk-8
Oct 8, 2001


Those nipples....wow.
She looks like she'd make a good punching bag though.

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Adam
Jan 7, 2001


quote:

LunixKing came out of the closet to say:
Bill of sale to cln. One generic windows keyboard. Reason for replacment: Vomit

Please, don't do that.

jingo
Jul 11, 2002



you are a god full of twinkies and soda.


[gir]this is my favorite thread[/gir]

hoodrow trillson
Jul 15, 2001



quote:

woodch came out of the closet to say:

Bravo!


HAHAHAHHA, THAT'S MY CAT! DOCTOR ZERO!

Lesbian, cancer survivor, anime fan.

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

quote:

Gren came out of the closet to say:
Whazza wha?

P.S.: reminds me of aphex twin.

.au

Nyc_Tattoo
Feb 28, 2001

Mod of Sales or Mod for Sale, you be the judge...

hahahahahahahah!

I spit up on the keyboard..... Thank god it's a model m.....


Good Show...

Contact:
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Aim: nyctatt
Y!: nyctatt

ford prefect
Mar 16, 2001

by Fragmaster


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Jawbreaker
Jul 20, 2002


omfg...that is so goldem...that's the first good laugh fit i have had today.

Meowmixer2
Jul 10, 2001

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!


Oh jesus, that's spectacular... I'm crying.

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Nov 30, 2001

This forum is really funny! No, really!



FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU! Good show! viddy well done, viddy well!

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