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cln
Jul 11, 2002
EDIT: You may want to check out page 4 for a continuation of this...

*** pooja55 has joined #photoshop
[04:59] (pooja55): hi
[04:59] (pooja55): Is anyone here good at graphic editing? I want to spiff up my picture of me...message me if you would like to help...appreciate it..thx
[05:00] (cln): pooja55, are you a female?
[05:00] (pooja55): yes
[05:00] (cln): pooja55, are you attractive and not 55 years old?
[05:01] (pooja55): yes

Session Start: Mon Jul 22 05:00:50 2002
[05:01] (pooja55): no i am not 55
[05:01] (cln): is said picture nude?
[05:01] (pooja55): my picture isnt nude
[05:01] (pooja55): why
[05:01] (cln): because i'm a lonley nerd with high hopes
[05:02] (cln): ok, dcc me your picture. I will help you based on your looks.
[05:02] (pooja55): umm
[05:04] (pooja55): how long will it take u
[05:04] (pooja55): to make me look nude
[05:04] (cln): depends on the quality of the picture
[05:05] (pooja55): so??

[05:06] (cln): uuuuh, it'd take me about 9 hours and extremly large amounts of hopes and dreams to make you look nude
[05:06] (pooja55): :(
[05:06] (pooja55): pleez
[05:06] (pooja55): cant u do anything in 15min
[05:07] (pooja55): ??
[05:07] (pooja55): ?????
[05:08] (cln): ok I'll give it a shot.
[05:08] (pooja55): 15min?
[05:08] (cln): yes
[05:08] (pooja55): i'm making it for my boyfriend
[05:08] (pooja55): um
[05:08] (pooja55): were you looking to get with me? I'm so sorry if u were
[05:08] (pooja55): we can be friends though
[05:08] (pooja55): if u can help me out
[05:08] (cln): sounds great.
[05:09] (pooja55): kool (hug)
[05:09] (pooja55): ok you got 15min! GO!!!!!!!!!! lol
[05:09] (pooja55): oh btw..
[05:09] (pooja55): can u make the pic look like it was taken amateurly
[05:09] (pooja55): so it looks real
[05:09] (pooja55): not like put me on a model's body or something
[05:09] (cln): ok
[05:15] (pooja55): hows it going
[05:15] (pooja55): ?
[05:16] (pooja55): send me ur progress
[05:18] (pooja55): ok
[05:20] (cln): I'm done!
[05:20] (pooja55): k
[05:21] (pooja55): send it
[05:21] (cln): I'm very pleased with this work.
[05:21] (cln): It isn't perfect because it was fast, but I think its very very good
[05:21] (cln): a pro would ask for many hundred dollars for work like this, but I'm doing it for free!!!!
[05:21] (pooja55): lol
[05:21] (pooja55): thanks (kiss)
[05:22] (cln): THIS IMAGE IS IN NO WAY WORK SAFE!
[05:22] (cln): sexy, huh?
[05:22] (pooja55): yeh
[05:22] (pooja55): cool
[05:22] (cln): did u like it???
[05:23] (pooja55): yeh
[05:23] (pooja55): its nice
[05:23] (pooja55): thanks
[05:23] (cln): FANTASTIC
[05:23] (pooja55): can u take it off your website though
[05:23] (cln): ok
[05:24] (pooja55): thank u soooo much
[05:24] (cln): np!
[05:25] (pooja55): did u take it off ur site
[05:25] (cln): yes
[05:25] (pooja55): ok
[05:27] (pooja55): it's still there
[05:27] (cln): there must be something wrong with your interweb
[05:30] (pooja55): please take it off
[05:30] (cln): I have
[05:30] (pooja55): it's still there
[05:30] (pooja55): thanks for helping and all
[05:30] (pooja55): but please take it off ur site
[05:30] (cln): I HAVE!
[05:31] (pooja55): oh
[05:31] (pooja55): lol
[05:31] (pooja55): thanks

cln fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jul 23, 2002

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cln
Jul 11, 2002

quote:

aTiredSoul came out of the closet to say:
SWEET JESUS IN A PICNIC BASKET, that looks EXACTLY like this chick I went to HS with. Her name was Sandhya, she graduated a year behind me. I'm searching for pictures now.
Don't know if this helps...
Session Ident: pooja55 (chris299@hc6523b1c.dhcp.vt.edu)

quote:

carcinofuck came out of the closet to say:
Err, you guys HAVE realized that it's probably some guy who can't photoshop worth poo poo who wanted to get back at this girl for something, right?
I've been using photoshop since version 3, I made this in about 2 minutes and overlooked obvious faults on purpose to see how the woman would react. Also, shut up

cln
Jul 11, 2002
Just got this from the exact same host "pooja55" was using.

Session Ident: chris299
[02:52] (chris299): hi
[02:52] (chris299): u there?
[02:53] (chris299): hello?
[02:53] (chris299): i have a photoshop question
[02:56] (chris299): hello?
[02:57] (cln): hello
[02:57] (chris299): can i ask u a question?
[02:57] (cln): ok
[02:57] (chris299): why did you put my girl friends picture back on your site
[02:57] (chris299): untitled2.jpg
[02:58] (chris299): we told you to remove it
[02:58] (chris299): we're just kindly asking
[02:58] (chris299): ??
[02:59] (cln): I don't know what you're talking about.
[02:59] (chris299): its up on your blasph server
[02:59] (chris299): http://www.blasph.com/unph/untitled2-edit.jpg
[02:59] (cln): ok, I will remove it.
[02:59] (chris299): whyd u put it back up though
[03:00] (chris299): completely delete it
[03:00] (cln): ok.
[03:00] (cln): but i need to use it for my resume
[03:00] (chris299): REMOVE IT!
[03:00] (cln): because its very good photoshop work. I want to work for playboy fixing models photos
[03:00] (chris299): or we will use legal action
[03:00] (chris299): no
[03:01] (chris299): you will not use this one
[03:01] (cln): but you gave me the photo.
[03:01] (cln): when you share something like that you can't controll what happens with it.
[03:01] (chris299): DELETE THE PHOTO
[03:01] (chris299): WE DID NOT WANT IT
[03:01] (chris299): SOMEONE WAS ON OUR PC
[03:02] (chris299): IF YOU USE THAT OR POST IT ANYWHERE OR EVEN HAVE IT, WE WILL USE LEGAL ACTION
[03:02] (cln): Then you should take action against the person.
[03:02] (chris299): please delete it
[03:02] (chris299): first we are taking action on you
[03:02] (chris299): delete it
[03:03] (cln): Please, i'm an honest worker and I need that image for my portfolio
[03:03] (chris299): no
[03:03] (chris299): REMOVE IT
[03:03] (chris299): REMOVE TI
[03:03] (chris299): or you will have legal actions imposed on you
[03:03] (cln): Can you please tell me wich law I am breaking?
[03:03] (chris299): DELETE THE PICTURE
[03:03] (cln): Can we have a propper conversation please?
[03:04] (cln): you're replying to everything i type with a variety of "DELETE IT"
[03:04] (chris299): ok
[03:04] (chris299): plase just remove the file
[03:05] (chris299): delete it completely
[03:05] (cln): ok its removed.
[03:05] (cln): now we can talk about putting it back up again.
[03:05] (cln): the files are still on my computer.
[03:05] (chris299): remove them from your computer
[03:05] (chris299): if you really want to do this stuff, I can give you a hundred other girls to modify
[03:05] (chris299): and i'll cheer you on
[03:05] (chris299): but not this one
[03:05] (cln): You can't force me to delete something you gave me.
[03:06] (cln): DATA WANTS TO BE FREE
[03:06] (chris299): lol
[03:06] (chris299): please man
[03:06] (chris299): just press delete
[03:06] (cln): why?
[03:06] (cln): i need a valid reason
[03:06] (chris299): because I do not want a nude photo of my gf online
[03:06] (chris299): i do not want one period
[03:07] (chris299): from a human person to a human person, please remove it, and we are at peace
[03:07] (cln): you don't want a photo of your girlfriend and you are ready to wage war against me.
[03:08] (cln): you are a strange young man
[03:08] (chris299): lol
[03:08] (chris299): please man
[03:08] (chris299): remove it
[03:09] (chris299): just take it off your pc
[03:09] (cln): what if I was to say that several people have allready seen the edited photo and commented on the excellence of the work behind it?
[03:09] (chris299): and you'll be clean and fresh again
[03:09] (chris299): well I do not care
[03:09] (cln): it won't help to remove it from my computer because its on 100's of other computers.
[03:09] (cln): and probably on several other websites.
[03:09] (chris299): that's great that you're good at this
[03:09] (chris299): just remove it from your computer
[03:09] (chris299): atleast remove the original
[03:10] (cln): the original has also been shared, i needed to show people my source material.
[03:10] (chris299): PLEASE MAN
[03:10] (chris299): just get rid of it on your pc!
[03:10] (chris299): I DO NOT WANT TO RUIN THIS GIRLS LIFE!
[03:10] (cln): the editor of american grizzly was very pleased with my work and offered me some freelance work
[03:10] (cln): I doubt you will ruin the girls life.
[03:11] (chris299): no
[03:11] (cln): can you honestly awnser the following question? Who asked me to photoshop the original photo?
[03:11] (chris299): just man get rid of it please
[03:11] (chris299): someone stole the files on our pc
[03:11] (chris299): they got into it
[03:11] (cln): THAT IS A LIE! The person that contaced me yesterday was using the exact same computer you currently are.
[03:12] (chris299): of course
[03:12] (chris299): they were i know
[03:13] (cln): but you just said they stold the files. you contradicted yourself
[03:14] (chris299): please man
[03:14] (chris299): you're making me want to cry
[03:14] (cln): I've told you there is nothing i can do
[03:14] (chris299): well just remove it from your pc
[03:14] (cln): removing the image from my pc will do nothing
[03:15] (chris299): please just remove it!
[03:16] (cln): ok it isn't on my computer anymore.
[03:17] (chris299): ok
[03:17] (chris299): where is it online?
[03:17] (cln): i don't know. i don't controll the internet
[03:18] (chris299): it's still on your server
[03:18] (cln): there must be something wrong, I just deleted them
[03:18] (cln): look again.
[03:19] (chris299): yeh now they arent there
[03:19] (chris299): and never put them up again ok?
[03:19] (chris299): do not use them for yourself or your resume
[03:20] (chris299): ok man?
[03:20] (chris299): that's all I am asking
[03:20] (cln): I will have to secretly use them for my resume. I am going to a meeting with Alber Gaines at Big Mamma mag tomorrow and must show him my best work
[03:20] (chris299): no
[03:20] (chris299): do not show him this
[03:20] (cln): PLEASE! I MUST! I NEED WORK!
[03:21] (chris299): no pleez man
[03:21] (chris299): do not
[03:21] (cln): I am a poor starving student, I need to get this contract
[03:21] (chris299): no
[03:21] (chris299): then use a another picture
[03:22] (cln): THAT IS MY BEST WORK! I MUST IMPRESS ALBERT! HE HAS AN EYE FOR QUALITY!
[03:22] (chris299): no!
[03:22] (chris299): please man
[03:22] (chris299): just remove it
[03:22] (chris299): and you will not have problems in the future
[03:22] (cln): it has been removed, all i have is a print now
[03:23] (cln): I must show Mr. Gaines this work.
[03:23] (chris299): of what?
[03:23] (chris299): the original?
[03:23] (chris299): or the nude
[03:23] (chris299): get rid of the original
[03:23] (chris299): completely destroy it
[03:23] (chris299): with no record
[03:23] (chris299): please
[03:23] (cln): i must show him a source image or else he won't belive me! he'll think the edited verson is real!
[03:25] (chris299): no
[03:25] (chris299): please remove it
[03:25] (chris299): pleeez
[03:25] (chris299): JUST GET RID OF ALL THIS
[03:25] (chris299): I BEG YOU MAN JUST GET RID OF IT
[03:25] (cln): Is your girlfriend's name Sandhya?
[03:25] (chris299): yes
[03:25] (chris299): why?
[03:25] (cln): Someone has recognized her in the images.
[03:25] (chris299): get RID OF THIS!
[03:26] (cln): He went to highschool with her
[03:26] (chris299): please
[03:27] (cln): Do you want me to starve?
[03:27] (chris299): yes
[03:27] (chris299): lol
[03:27] (chris299): just please man
[03:27] (chris299): remove it all
[03:27] (cln): I ASK YOU! PLEASE! I MUST GET A JOB! I ONLY HAVE ONE TALLENT!
[03:27] (chris299): just get rid of this
[03:28] (chris299): you're a nice guy
[03:28] (chris299): just get rid of this picture and all the record of her
[03:28] (cln): ok. i will.

TO BE CONTINUED...

cln
Jul 11, 2002
[03:28] (chris299): and you will still hold a good slate with me
[03:28] (chris299): no ok i will...
[03:28] (chris299): i want proof
[03:28] (cln): I have thrown the print away and deleted it from my webspace and harddisk.
[03:28] (chris299): you are just telling me that
[03:28] (cln): but i can not be held responsible for the copies of the images that are on the internet.
[03:28] (chris299): no bs man
[03:28] (cln): no bs. its all gone.
[03:29] (chris299): ok
[03:29] (chris299): make sure of it
[03:29] (cln): I am sure.
[03:29] (chris299): if i see it anywhere on your server tommorow or anywhere online with a record of your name
[03:29] (cln): I only need one thing back from you now, if you can.
[03:29] (chris299): i will push legal action
[03:29] (chris299): what?
[03:29] (cln): you prayers, for I shall starve.
[03:29] (chris299): ok
[03:30] (chris299): you have my prayers
[03:30] (cln): Goodnight, I must rest now. I have a long day tomorrow.
[03:30] (chris299): ok
[03:30] (chris299): talk to you later my.................. friend (if you removed those picture)

cln
Jul 11, 2002

quote:

Son of a Monkey came out of the closet to say:
the pictures gone ! rename it to untitled3.jpg, hehehe funny nonetheless.
nope, majcameron has offered to host the pics so everything should be fine.

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cln
Jul 11, 2002

quote:

Sub Par came out of the closet to say:
Care to let us know what IRC server you were on at the time?
That would be #photoshop on Undernet.