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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Heil Harley!:hitler:

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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

How does that person reconcile his nazi leanings with the default ARE TROOPS murica thing associated with harleys?

Content:



I think sticking anachronistic stuff on a modern crotchrocket is much more pleasing and less gaudy than ohlins bling+frame chop on an old shitter and I hope the trend continues. Finally a fad I can get behind!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Slavvy posted:

How does that person reconcile his nazi leanings with the default ARE TROOPS murica thing associated with harleys?



The Nazi symbolism isn't even the worst design choice on that bike.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
I'm the foot long handlebar risers.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

Slavvy posted:

How does that person reconcile his nazi leanings with the default ARE TROOPS murica thing associated with harleys?

The kind of 'Patriots' that buy into the "Harley=American and therefore better than anything else" line are the same kind of people that voted for Trump because he's going to put up a wall around Mexico and kick all the brown people out of this country. :911:

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


It's a Hell's Angels thing. I assume it came around the same way that bikers got Nazi helmets and iron crosses.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Slavvy posted:

How does that person reconcile his nazi leanings with the default ARE TROOPS murica thing associated with harleys?

Content:



I think sticking anachronistic stuff on a modern crotchrocket is much more pleasing and less gaudy than ohlins bling+frame chop on an old shitter and I hope the trend continues. Finally a fad I can get behind!

Goddamn that looks great! :swoon:
Midget on a barstool eating dinner at a table ergonomics, but it looks fantastic.

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


I always want to pet dogs from car windows when I pass at lights, but then I worry that the dog might get too excited and try to jump out.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Deeters posted:

It's a Hell's Angels thing. I assume it came around the same way that bikers got Nazi helmets and iron crosses.

Sonny Barger:

quote:

In terms of pure workmanship, personally I don't like Harleys. I ride them because I'm in the club, and that's the image, but if I could I would seriously consider riding a Honda ST1100 or a BMW. We really missed the boat not switching over to the Japanese models when they began building bigger bikes. I'll usually say "gently caress Harley-Davidson."

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

eggyolk posted:

I always want to pet dogs from car windows when I pass at lights, but then I worry that the dog might get too excited and try to jump out.

I did it a few times and then a lady got really mad at me for doing it. I don't really blame her though, so I stopped doing it.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

belt posted:

I did it a few times and then a lady got really mad at me for doing it. I don't really blame her though, so I stopped doing it.

Yeah, a lot of dogs I've seen get upset by the bike/me. I can see why an owner would be concerned that I would be provoking the dog.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
There was a really huge doofy looking Rottweiler riding in the passenger seat of a Ranger I passed the other day. I wanted to pet that dog so bad. Lady in the driver's seat looked mental though so I decided not to even ask.

hot sauce
Jan 13, 2005

Grimey Drawer

what a good boy

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


Next thing you know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6AluXKwIJ0

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Gas cap = Spark advance

Also the horn is in the gas tank.

Aww. I couldn't quite make it out and thought the gas tank was full of Ham.

echomadman
Aug 24, 2004

Nap Ghost
Went to watch some Road Racing yesterday. Here's an onboard from one of the races.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXBuuwQEnJY

Some images, imgur was being a pain in the arse so I gave up after a while


Ths marshall was riding the poo poo out of that bmw






Higher res and a few more in these albums
http://imgur.com/a/M1PPm

http://imgur.com/a/QhAYP

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
http://superbikeuniverse.com/item.php?id=1
http://superbikeuniverse.com/item.php?id=55
http://superbikeuniverse.com/item.php?id=37

Oh man. There is so much legit unobtaninum for sale here.

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Jul 26, 2016

dema
Aug 13, 2006

Slavvy posted:



I think sticking anachronistic stuff on a modern crotchrocket is much more pleasing and less gaudy than ohlins bling+frame chop on an old shitter and I hope the trend continues. Finally a fad I can get behind!

A very French, Look bicycles, color scheme. At least to me.

And I love it.

dema fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jul 26, 2016

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.
http://m.ebay.com/itm/272318892794

Is...is this a Buell blast?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Opening this page in incognito mode so I don't get caught. :fap:

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Z3n posted:

http://m.ebay.com/itm/272318892794

Is...is this a Buell blast?

It's like a half-talented chef attempting to make a unique soup from scratch, but starting with the partially un-flushed diarrhea found in a truck stop toilet bowl as a base.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
First thought: why is there no chain?

Second thought: why is there no saddle? :psyduck:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Renaissance Robot posted:

First thought: why is there no chain?

Second thought: why is there no saddle? :psyduck:

The guy who was building it died therefore its an incomplete project.

That doesnt make it any less insane though.

Slide Hammer
May 15, 2009

Renaissance Robot posted:

First thought: why is there no chain?

Second thought: why is there no saddle? :psyduck:

I think that U-Joint going to the front wheel means it's front wheel drive... Or it was going to be two-wheel drive.

Keket
Apr 18, 2009

Mhmm
Slowly warming up to this channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Vwpo_Xbgk

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Ripoff posted:

It's like a half-talented chef attempting to make a unique soup from scratch, but starting with the partially un-flushed diarrhea found in a truck stop toilet bowl as a base.

You're talking about the late Dr. Robert Harms here. One can only assume that this bike, once finished, would probably have transcended its very very humble beginnings.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

captainOrbital posted:

You're talking about the late Dr. Robert Harms here. One can only assume that this bike, once finished, would probably have transcended its very very humble beginnings.

Dr. Robert Harms, MD.










Motorcycle Defiler

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Z3n posted:

http://m.ebay.com/itm/272318892794

Is...is this a Buell blast?

The more I look at this, the less I hate it. It's wildly unpractical, ugly, and almost certainly unrideable but as far as a "I built this in my garage with nothing but my hosed up ideas" type project I like it. There's some interesting engineering going on and assuming the whole thing doesn't fold like a prom date when power is applied some of it might actually work. Most of the workmanship is quite decent, I've seen worse welds on 90's Buells. While some of it is artsy-fartsy (do I count 3 pistons used as decoration?) the good doctor took the time to engineer what appears to be a functional center stand, when was the last time you saw an art bike with one of those? It's a piece of poo poo, but it's an interesting piece of poo poo.

The real shame is that he chose a Blast as the heart of the thing, because there are tractors rotting in corn fields with more interesting powerplants.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Gorson posted:

The more I look at this, the less I hate it. It's wildly unpractical, ugly, and almost certainly unrideable but as far as a "I built this in my garage with nothing but my hosed up ideas" type project I like it. There's some interesting engineering going on and assuming the whole thing doesn't fold like a prom date when power is applied some of it might actually work. Most of the workmanship is quite decent, I've seen worse welds on 90's Buells. While some of it is artsy-fartsy (do I count 3 pistons used as decoration?) the good doctor took the time to engineer what appears to be a functional center stand, when was the last time you saw an art bike with one of those? It's a piece of poo poo, but it's an interesting piece of poo poo.

The real shame is that he chose a Blast as the heart of the thing, because there are tractors rotting in corn fields with more interesting powerplants.

You've got it backward. He knew it would fold like a prom date when power is applied so he deliberately chose a hopelessly powerless bike.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Slavvy posted:

You've got it backward. He knew it would fold like a prom date when power is applied so he deliberately chose a hopelessly powerless bike.

It's entirely possible. I did some googling on our Dr. Harms and surprise, he's not (er, wasn't) a structural engineer but a professor of agriculture. Chickens, to be precise. Also found these:

http://thekneeslider.com/1938-buell-powered-bsa-by-dr-robert-harms/

http://thekneeslider.com/indian-kawasaki-custom-with-a-little-dkw-yamaha-suzuki-matchless-and-ford/

Dude has had a raging chubber for unorthodox front suspensions. What would Dr. Hacktopus have come up with next? The world may never will never know. Sah-lute to you, Dr. Robert Harms. You were one of God's own prototypes, unfit for mass production.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Gorson posted:

It's entirely possible. I did some googling on our Dr. Harms and surprise, he's not (er, wasn't) a structural engineer but a professor of agriculture. Chickens, to be precise. Also found these:

http://thekneeslider.com/1938-buell-powered-bsa-by-dr-robert-harms/

http://thekneeslider.com/indian-kawasaki-custom-with-a-little-dkw-yamaha-suzuki-matchless-and-ford/

Dude has had a raging chubber for unorthodox front suspensions. What would Dr. Hacktopus have come up with next? The world may never will never know. Sah-lute to you, Dr. Robert Harms. You were one of God's own prototypes, unfit for mass production.

Let me just take a look at that

quote:

This is a fun bike, the more you look, the more you see, like the fully functional Ford airbag mounted where the tank would sit (the sensor is on the front fork), the taillight mounted inside a piston, the now solid plunger rear suspension acting as part of the swingarm controlled by a single shock. The list goes on and on.

:stonklol:

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Gorson posted:

It's entirely possible. I did some googling on our Dr. Harms and surprise, he's not (er, wasn't) a structural engineer but a professor of agriculture. Chickens, to be precise. Also found these:

http://thekneeslider.com/1938-buell-powered-bsa-by-dr-robert-harms/

http://thekneeslider.com/indian-kawasaki-custom-with-a-little-dkw-yamaha-suzuki-matchless-and-ford/

Dude has had a raging chubber for unorthodox front suspensions. What would Dr. Hacktopus have come up with next? The world may never will never know. Sah-lute to you, Dr. Robert Harms. You were one of God's own prototypes, unfit for mass production.

quote:

...Dr. Robert Harms, who decided restorations had become “creatively confining and … [he] wanted to engage in projects that required a greater physical and intellectual skill set.”

This man was a goddamned treasure. He was actually doing what 90% of custom bike builders pretend to do.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
This is my bike. Except mine is better because his is a mere R60 where mine is an R69. Also he thinks he's a cute little clever fairy by kicking the start lever from the seat when you're supposed to do it while standing beside it. But he's a STUNT MAN so he kicks it from the seat. So cute and clever. Also he doesn't like powdercoating things because he doesn't like his things to last very long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzrx5VZtJPU

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Meccano models aren't what they used to be.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

This is my bike. Except mine is better because his is a mere R60 where mine is an R69. Also he thinks he's a cute little clever fairy by kicking the start lever from the seat when you're supposed to do it while standing beside it. But he's a STUNT MAN so he kicks it from the seat. So cute and clever. Also he doesn't like powdercoating things because he doesn't like his things to last very long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzrx5VZtJPU

Did you just unironically call someone a "fairy" because they didn't kickstart their motorcycle in a way you'd prefer?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Lmao if you kickstart your bike while standing next to it.

Keket
Apr 18, 2009

Mhmm
Holy poo poo the first clip in this :stare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtT5EhQAIIw

hot sauce
Jan 13, 2005

Grimey Drawer
The last clip is pretty :stare: too

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Second one is classic NMP fodder. "Oh hey this guy I can't see past is slowing down at a T-junction, I can't think of a better time to overtake :downsgun:"

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Lmao if you kickstart your bike while standing next to it.

Pfft. I'll bet you don't even put your bike on the center stand while fueling it up, either.

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