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Russ

Chimping around, kick my brains round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours
-WHY IS CZECH WOMAN LIKE A HORSE
-SHE WILL DIE AT A YOUNG AGE !!!!

-WHAT DO YOU CALL CZECH MAN WITH MUCH MONEY
-DEALER OF THE DRUGS !!

-A CZECH MAN GO TO MARKET AND ASKS TO BUY DELICIOUS BEEF FOR MEAL
-TRADESMAN SAYS "MUCH IS LIFE LIKE A SURELY YES?"

-WHEN DO YOU KNOW CZECH WOMAN IS LYING
-LIPS OF HER MOUTH THEY MOVE!!

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rubber cat
hey the fonts are all different now

Russ

Chimping around, kick my brains round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours

Dr. rubber cat posted:

hey the fonts are all different now

i think this is polish in origin no offence

Caffeine Wolf

Fiddle-dah-dee
Fiddle-dah-day
I am oh-so
So so gay!
- Song of Teh Gay Minstrel -
-WHAT YOU CALL CZECH MAN WHO IS A FAT MAN
-AN HHOMELESS DOG COLLECTOR!

Fucky

ya gotta eat

Kwagga

I am small
-WHAT DO YOU CALL CZECH MAN IN CAR?
-DRIVER!!!

Kwagga

I am small
-WHAT DO YOU CALL CZECH MAN ON BIKECYCLE?
-RICH!!!!

safety

HeHEHehEhhEH
q: how many slovaks does it take to tar a roof
a: 2 if you slice them thin enough

oh, slovakian jokes..

Russ

Chimping around, kick my brains round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours
-CZECH MAN COME HOME FROM WORK AND ASK HIS WIFE WHAT IS HER DAY LIKE
-WIFE REPLY "GRANDFATHER MURDERED" !!!

Elf of the Millennium

by Ozma
What do you call czech in a aero plane?


mr. president

Caffeine Wolf

Fiddle-dah-dee
Fiddle-dah-day
I am oh-so
So so gay!
- Song of Teh Gay Minstrel -

Russ posted:

-CZECH MAN COME HOME FROM WORK AND ASK HIS WIFE WHAT IS HER DAY LIKE
-WIFE REPLY "GRANDFATHER MURDERED" !!!

-CZECH MAN REPLY "WE EAT WELL TONIGHT MY HONEY"

GranMal

by Lowtax
-SOMETIMES CZECH MAN LIVE IN A DOG IS HOUSE. THIS IS CALLED SUCSESS!

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GranMal

by Lowtax
-WHAT DO YOU CALL CZECH MAN WHO HAVE SEX WITHOUT PAYING?
-THIEF

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Russ

Chimping around, kick my brains round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours
-CZECH BUSINESS MAN HAS INVENTED NEW IDEA YOU HAVE HEARD?????
-INFLATING DARTS TABLE !!!

GranMal

by Lowtax
-IN SLOVAKIA DRIVE ON LEFT SIDE. IN AMERIK DRIVE ON RIGHT SIDE OF ROAD. IN REPUBLIJA CZECH DRIVE IN MIDDLE!

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Caffeine Wolf

Fiddle-dah-dee
Fiddle-dah-day
I am oh-so
So so gay!
- Song of Teh Gay Minstrel -
-IF I AM BEING CZECH MAN HOW I POSTING?
-A LOT OF DIFFICULTY IN APPLIED!

Kauka

ja...JA!!!!jaaa
WWW DOT SOMETHINGSLOVAKIAN DOT COM

Dick Williams
-WOULD YOU WANT TO HEAR GOOD JOKE
-WOMENS RIGHTS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

GranMal

by Lowtax
-SLOVAK MAN, POLSKIE MAN AND CZECH MAN BUY GERMAN CARS:
-SLOVAK MAN BUY MERCEDESZ-BENZ
-POLSKIE MAN BUY B. M. W.
-CZECH MAN BUY TRABANT

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Kwagga

I am small
-WOMAN ASKS CZECH MAN WHY YOU HAVE CUTS ON FACE?
-MAN SAY "IS NOT CUT!! IS SHRAPNEL!!!"

Kauka

ja...JA!!!!jaaa
SLOVAK MAN, POLSKIE MAN AND CZECH MAN GET THROWN OFF HELICOPTER FOR THIEVING MILK

SLOVAK MAN JUMP HE DIE

CZECH MAN JUMP HE GRAB HELICOPTER LANDING GEAR AND HANG ON FOR LIFE

POLSKIE MAN JUMP HE STUPID MISS LANDING GEAR GRAB LEG OF CZECH MAN

CZECH MAN GET PANIC START TO SING TO CALM DOWN HIS BRAIN

POLSKIE MAN CLAP HANDS

Russ

Chimping around, kick my brains round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours
Man A: My friend Alexiev goes to Prague
Man B: DOES HE COME BACK ALIVE!
Man A: No

GranMal

by Lowtax
lollin irl

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safety

HeHEHehEhhEH

Kauka posted:

SLOVAK MAN, POLSKIE MAN AND CZECH MAN GET THROWN OFF HELICOPTER FOR THIEVING MILK

SLOVAK MAN JUMP HE DIE

CZECH MAN JUMP HE GRAB HELICOPTER LANDING GEAR AND HANG ON FOR LIFE

POLSKIE MAN JUMP HE STUPID MISS LANDING GEAR GRAB LEG OF CZECH MAN

CZECH MAN GET PANIC START TO SING TO CALM DOWN HIS BRAIN

POLSKIE MAN CLAP HANDS

lmbo

Dick Williams
MAN WALK INTO BAR
WOMAN WALK INTO BAR
MAN SLAPS WOMAN ACROSS FACE
WOMAN RUN HOME AND MAKE FOOD

I TELL GOOD SLOVAK JOKE AHAHAHAHHAA

GranMal

by Lowtax
-SLOVAK MAN, POLSKIE MAN AND CZECH MAN MAKE SEX-TOURISM FOR SUMMER:
-SLOVAK MAN VISIT AMSTERDAM
-POLSKIE MAN VISIT THAILAND
-CZECH MAN VISIT RELATIVES

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Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ABORTION IN PRAGUE?

A CANCELLED CZECH!

Kauka

ja...JA!!!!jaaa
WHAT DID THE SLOVAK WOMAN SAY WHEN HER MAN DIED AND LEFT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS





NOTHING IT NEVER HAPPEN

safety

HeHEHehEhhEH
-WHAT IS GOOD MEAL FOR CZECH
-BOILED CABBAGE!!!

da_w00tabega_wiz

by Lowtax
jagov smirnoff thread

GranMal

by Lowtax
-SLOVAK MAN, POLSKIE MAN AND CZECH MAN IN AIRPORT, SMUGGL DRUGS:
-SLOVAK MAN SMUGGL COCAIN
-POLSKIE MAN SMUGGL AMFETAMIJN
-CZECH MAN SMUGGL GLUE

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Commander Grandpa

by Lowtax
WHAT IS CALL CZECH MAN WHERE FACE IS BLACK AND RED SQUARES?

CZECHERS MAN HAHA!

Caffeine Wolf

Fiddle-dah-dee
Fiddle-dah-day
I am oh-so
So so gay!
- Song of Teh Gay Minstrel -
karsten welcom back

Polly

by Lowtax
- WHAT IS CZECH WOMAN WITH PENIS
- CZECH MAN

GranMal

by Lowtax

Rum&Coke posted:

karsten welcom back

-HOW YOU KNOW CZECH MAN HAS BEEN USING KOMPUTER?
-KOMPUTER SMELLS LIKE poo poo

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Dick Williams
WHAT TIME IS IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC
SEXY TIME SO TAKE OFF CLOTHES WOMEN!!!!!!

Polly

by Lowtax
- WHAT IS SEVERAL CARDBOARD BOX ON EACHOTHER
- PRAGUE

Polly

by Lowtax
- WHAT IS NAKED WOMAN WITH NAKED MAN
- SEX

Polly

by Lowtax
TWO MOUSE COME ON CHEESE AND BOTH WANT CHEESE
ONE MOUSE SAY LETS SHARE IN TWO
OTHER MOUSE SAY OKAY I GET CHEESE YOU GET HOLES

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Scuba Gooding Jr.

by radium
WHY DOES CZECH MAN CROSS THE ROADS

THERE ARE NO ROADS IN CZECH