Let's give Vreenak something new to whine about [56k blown up by Garak]

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Mandragora: Sep 14, 2006; Resembles a Pirate Captain

Edit: Youtube compilation - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXWQIiFxjbc

In the original (credit to Aatrek), Vreen is pretty pissed off that Sisko has given him a false cardassian data stick.

Surely the good senator has more important things to bitch about. Like his brand new rabbit vibrator malfunctioning.

Somebody fucked around with this message at Nov 8, 2006 around 20:08

# ? Nov 5, 2006 04:32

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# ? May 22, 2013 21:24

Why cookie Rocket: Dec 2, 2003; Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

Hahahaha very nice work.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 04:33

noapparentfunction: Apr 27, 2006; spin that 45 funk.

Is he shouting "It's a FAKE!!!" ? If he is, I am proud of my lip-reading abilities.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 04:33

War Lobster: Oct 29, 2004; Consider this: I have a snipping claw and also a crushing claw. I will shank you in the gut.

noapparentfunction posted:

Is he shouting "It's a FAKE!!!" ? If he is, I am proud of my lip-reading abilities.

No, he's shouting, "In za face!!"

# ? Nov 5, 2006 04:39

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

It came out a different speed for some reason.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 05:24

Blood fart: Jun 27, 2006; Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease.

Hehe doesn't work 'perfectly', but still...

# ? Nov 5, 2006 05:40

Why cookie Rocket: Dec 2, 2003; Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

Blood fart posted:

Hehe doesn't work 'perfectly', but still...

And I vote a "5" in a GBS thread for the very first time.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 05:41

Mandragora: Sep 14, 2006; Resembles a Pirate Captain

Blood fart posted:

Hehe doesn't work 'perfectly', but still...

That is magnificent.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 05:42

Always Shirtless: Oct 14, 2006; by Fistgrrl

Blood fart posted:

Hehe doesn't work 'perfectly', but still...

If I knew how, I would make this except replace the cake with a razor blade and have him saying "FULL OF HATE!"

# ? Nov 5, 2006 05:45

Vaishino: Nov 14, 2003; He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds

Eat some pez!

# ? Nov 5, 2006 05:57

LASER BEAM DREAM: Nov 3, 2005; Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

Vaishino posted:

Eat some pez!

Holy poo poo, gold in seven posts. Thats insane

# ? Nov 5, 2006 06:12

WaitingforGuiteau: Aug 4, 2005; The Life Story of James Garfield

Blood fart posted:

Hehe doesn't work 'perfectly', but still...

qa'pla!

# ? Nov 5, 2006 06:27

a big cup of cum: Aug 4, 2004; by Ozma

Uggghhh I hate not having any photo editing skills. I'll put this idea out there for anyone who wants it.

He holds up a Polaroid of Ted Haggard and exclaims, "He's a fag!"

# ? Nov 5, 2006 06:32

Garbageman: Jun 6, 2004; Here I come! Too-Too-Toodlin' along!

Holy poo poo, hahahaha. You guys are just hilarious. I can't wait for more.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:01

Deadeye Dick: Mar 28, 2005

Holy poo poo! It's... that romulan guy.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:06

Rhusitaurion: Sep 16, 2003; On his head, a bucket of chicken bones
On his face, a placid mask

Sisko placates him with a taco I guess

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:13

Colander Crotch: Nov 24, 2005; I- I don't even know what you just called me!

Deadeye Dick posted:

Holy poo poo! It's... that romulan guy.

This is a thing of wonder, Deadeye.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:15

Prowler: May 24, 2004

Holy poo poo I've never seend a thread gold with only 16 replies... That said, this is hilarious.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:25

DFWlly: Aug 6, 2004; by Fistgrrl

hahahahahaha, these are so funny i totally forgot about the jiz head thread, thanks!!!

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:34

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I
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Prowler posted:

Holy poo poo I've never seend a thread gold with only 16 replies... That said, this is hilarious.

Legends speak of the day Fork Banger posted a thread and it went gold with no replies.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:34

This Name was Planned: Sep 26, 2005; It was as close as I could get it.

I guess he forgot the data rod.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:48

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I
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I don't think Vreenak wants us to see what he's holding in his hand.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:48

partipo: Sep 24, 2005; participaction?

This Name was Planned posted:

I guess he forgot the data rod.

God. How embarassing.

I blame the Obsidian Order.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:48

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; A cheerful person, he is known as the king of vulgarities (cursing?)

Steve Yun posted:

I don't think Vreenak wants us to see what he's holding in his hand.

But he looks so cold

loving hilarious thread

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:52

burned my hat :(: Jan 17, 2005; Hoo Hoo

This thread has me choking on my jerky.

What movie is this from?

edit: voted 5

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:52

Athelas: Jan 13, 2006; differences tend to fall by the wayside with proper lubrication

Steve Yun posted:

Legends speak of the day Fork Banger posted a thread and it went gold with no replies.

I must see this wondrous miracle for myself!

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:54

IdeoPraxist: Jan 29, 2004; Creating Ideas for Good and Evil

Steve Yun posted:

I don't think Vreenak wants us to see what he's holding in his hand.

I can see this guy at a Burker King banging the counter demanding pickles.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:56

Borommakot: Jan 8, 2002

This took far too much time.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:58

Exi7wound: Aug 22, 2004; LOGANO
Remember my name... you'll be screaming it later.

Borommakot posted:

This took far too much time.

Oh jeezus gently caress... Nice work.

He's saying "What the gently caress!"

# ? Nov 5, 2006 07:59

Borommakot: Jan 8, 2002

For the record, this is from an episode of DS9. He's saying "It's a faaaake!"

In the Pale Moonlight
Vreenak

# ? Nov 5, 2006 08:02

LeechCode5: Dec 19, 2004; Burn, Galactica! You're finished, Adama!

ronnyt posted:

This thread has me choking on my jerky.

What movie is this from?

edit: voted 5

An episode from season six of "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine."
Edit: Beaten.

Steve Yun posted:

I don't think Vreenak wants us to see what he's holding in his hand.

Awesome work guys, best laughs I've had all night.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 08:02

partipo: Sep 24, 2005; participaction?

LeechCode5 posted:

Awesome work guys, best laughs I've had all night.

oh my god he really does look like count von count too. Does TVIV already use that for romulans? Because if they don't, they ought to.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 08:22

don: Jul 15, 2004; by Lowtax

he was almost fooled too.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 08:27

This Name was Planned: Sep 26, 2005; It was as close as I could get it.

Samurai Romulan!

# ? Nov 5, 2006 08:30

fork banger: Jan 3, 2001

don posted:

he was almost fooled too.

Holy drat that's good.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 08:31

z0rge Costanza: Jul 30, 2006; _{My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!}

# ? Nov 5, 2006 08:31

eight: Apr 25, 2004

yeah, I don't know either..

# ? Nov 5, 2006 08:34

SeedyRom: Nov 6, 2004; MMM...SeedyRom

MAYOR IN TROUBLE posted:

Truly a work of art. edit:Everyone should quote this picture.

SeedyRom fucked around with this message at Nov 5, 2006 around 08:37

# ? Nov 5, 2006 08:34

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I
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MAYOR IN TROUBLE posted:

I almost had a seizure.

# ? Nov 5, 2006 08:35

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004

MAYOR IN TROUBLE posted:

Oh god that is awesome. The glasses just make him look so ridiculous.

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