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Squirrel? Well, we have no deal with THEM!
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squirrelkiller posted:I stole a shovel, but when I got back, the squirrel was gone...maybe a hawk took it? Find another one to kill?
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Nov 5, 2006 21:31
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what an asshat thing to do
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Nov 5, 2006 21:31
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squirrelkiller posted:I stole a shovel, but when I got back, the squirrel was gone...maybe a hawk took it? Don't put the shovel back where you found it, you'll ruin the quest. Poor squirrel.
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Nov 5, 2006 21:32
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Oh god what the gently caress is my name  I didn't do it on purpose...it's just a reflex action at this point. Usually it works out for the best. I'll have to post another thread when I save a puppy from killing itself with that reflex so I can get my name changed..
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Nov 5, 2006 21:33
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squirrelkiller posted:Oh god what the gently caress is my name And even if you had killed it, the karmic cost would be negligible.
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Nov 5, 2006 21:35
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squirrelkiller posted:I stole a shovel, but when I got back, the squirrel was gone...maybe a hawk took it? Quickly! Return to where the squirrel had landed and dig, dig like there's no tomorrow. Clearly there is buried treasure there, and the squirrel was trying to tell you this.
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Nov 5, 2006 21:41
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Elftor posted:Find another one to kill?
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Nov 5, 2006 21:42
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Same thing happend to a friend of mine when we were walking home from school many years ago. Squirel jumped on him from out a tree and bit him, and got a swift boot in it's rear end
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Nov 5, 2006 21:43
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squirrelkiller posted:He was comin right for me. next DOOR 
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Nov 5, 2006 21:48
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squirrelkiller posted:Oh god what the gently caress is my name It's just proof that there is a god and he's pissed
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Nov 5, 2006 21:48
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Ozma posted:It's just proof that there is a god and he's pissed And he's a squirrel. 
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Nov 5, 2006 21:50
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goooaaaaaal Oh who am I kidding. I completely lost it at the part where you hear a tiny little SQUEEEEE noise. But still 
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Nov 5, 2006 21:51
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squirrelkiller posted:Oh god what the gently caress is my name buahahaha, voted 5. Seriously though, is it dead?
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Nov 5, 2006 21:52
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Twisted Echidna posted:Don't put the shovel back where you found it, you'll ruin the quest. You can't drop quest items anyway, duh. https://instagram.com/mutatedjellyfish/
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Nov 5, 2006 21:56
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Eris Is Goddess posted:killing squirrels with rpgs is really poor form Yeah and the next squirrel might be a boss squirrel or one of those special looks-normal-but-has-super-high-stats squirrels that will kick your butt to high heaven. I don't think squirrels really drop any good loot anyway. Seconding the "dig where the squirrel landed", I'm sure the quest goes on from there. Or at least look around for any signs and markings from that spot. mutata posted:You can't drop quest items anyway, duh. My bad. Which game is this?
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Nov 5, 2006 21:56
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Ozma posted:It's just proof that there is a god and he's pissed 
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Nov 5, 2006 21:57
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By the way I know some of you guys think this is some real cool stuff but I don't. I already tracked down his address via his IP and put in a call to the local humane society AND to PETA.
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Nov 5, 2006 21:59
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Ozma posted:I already tracked down his address via his IP and put in a call to the local humane society AND to PETA.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:01
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Ozma posted:By the way I know some of you guys think this is some real cool stuff but I don't. I already tracked down his address via his IP and put in a call to the local humane society AND to PETA. I can't tell if you're serious. I'll assume you are, but it's not like the guy set out to kill a squirrel, he just instinctively kicked at an object that fell near him. I've done the same thing with acorns falling from trees (but haven't hit one yet )If you're joking, then you got me 
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Nov 5, 2006 22:01
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Nocheez posted:I can't tell if you're serious. I'll assume you are, but it's not like the guy set out to kill a squirrel, he just instinctively kicked at an object that fell near him. I've done the same thing with acorns falling from trees (but haven't hit one yet I'm completely serious, if you do the crime you do the time here in GBS
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Nov 5, 2006 22:02
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Ozma posted:By the way I know some of you guys think this is some real cool stuff but I don't. I already tracked down his address via his IP and put in a call to the local humane society AND to PETA. Oh god there's a humane society right next to me. Good there are about 4 series of locks between myself and those blood thirsty killers
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Nov 5, 2006 22:02
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I would say for me this is the feel good thread of the year
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Nov 5, 2006 22:03
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squirrelkiller posted:Oh god what the gently caress is my name Baahhaahah, why is this quote so absolutely perfect?!
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Nov 5, 2006 22:03
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Ozma posted:By the way I know some of you guys think this is some real cool stuff but I don't. I already tracked down his address via his IP and put in a call to the local humane society AND to PETA. Oh that makes sense. Now I think the next step is to use that shovel and start digging a vegetable garden ASAP. Where the squirrel landed of course.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:03
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Screw the humane society and PETA, I got Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers out to get his rear end. 
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Nov 5, 2006 22:04
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squirrelkiller posted:Oh god there's a humane society right next to me. Good there are about 4 series of locks between myself and those blood thirsty killers You'll be able to hear their fingers scrabbling at those locks for hours...and hours...and hours...
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Nov 5, 2006 22:04
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Ozma posted:I'm completely serious, if you do the crime you do the time here in GBS Perhaps "Involuntary Squirrelslaughter" would be a better name?
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Nov 5, 2006 22:06
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Oh god now my frog is gone too... You've taken away the only thing that meant anything to me.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:08
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Ozma posted:I'm completely serious, if you do the crime you do the time here in GBS I commited insect genocide! 
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Nov 5, 2006 22:09
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squirrelkiller posted:Oh god there's a humane society right next to me. Good there are about 4 series of locks between myself and those blood thirsty killers It's no use, they're coming through the ground as we speak. You know they have their own jails? They're very small and have slightly confusing latches that embarass you as you try to open them the wrong way.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:09
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At least you didn't punt a child.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:10
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squirrelkiller posted:I stole a shovel... Not only did he punt a squirrel, I mean kill a squirrel, he also stole a shovel.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:11
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So was it wide right?Blankman posted:At least you didn't punt a child.  SNITSKY
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Nov 5, 2006 22:11
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This is the most depressing thread I have seen in a while.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:11
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Nice thread tag.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:11
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uggy posted:Not only did he punt a squirrel, I mean kill a squirrel, he also stole a shovel. I think you're taking things out of context there mister
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Nov 5, 2006 22:11
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squirrelkiller posted:I think you're taking things out of context there mister What are you going to do, kick him? 
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Nov 5, 2006 22:12
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Coccyx posted:It's no use, they're coming through the ground as we speak. You know they have their own jails? They're very small and have slightly confusing latches that embarass you as you try to open them the wrong way. No worries. They'll never find the body.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:12
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Deranged Hermit posted:What are you going to do, kick him? Net Punt: 25 yards, no return. First down.
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