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uggy
Aug 6, 2006

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pukeduke uses punt. Critical hit!

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uggy
Aug 6, 2006

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The Royal Nonesuch posted:

Welcome to the club. I once punted an obnoxious groundsquirrel by luring his fat rear end in with food, then swiftly kicking. I didn't get as much distance as you though and he was very mad but fine.

That is so amazing. At my school, there are so many squirrels. I really want to catch one, but alas, I cannot. Nice job on your part.

uggy
Aug 6, 2006

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squirrelkiller posted:

I stole a shovel...

Not only did he punt a squirrel, I mean kill a squirrel, he also stole a shovel.

uggy
Aug 6, 2006

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Hey, hey, hey... punt squirrels every day.

uggy
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Lawnie posted:

My father and I have had a pellet gun for a couple years now. By my count, we've gotten about 300 of the little shits.

...Eat my loving bird seed, you rat....

I remember the one day I saw your dad stab one and then shoot it. That was so scary.

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uggy
Aug 6, 2006

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Lawnie posted:

How about that one time with the raccoon, when we shot it in the head and it bounced around a bit, then ran into the backyard where we proceeded to stab it in the chest and hear it scream until it died. It was almost sad.

...Eat my garbage, you filthy.. um... thief looking thing..

That's even creepier. Let's stick to squirrel punting.