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czarina
Sep 9, 2006

CHICKEN FARMER I STILL LOVES YOU
I am highly looking forward to the rest of this thread.

I, too, have subjected myself to these kinds of books before; my last job was second shift at a really dead call center, and I would invariably forget my book at home and would be forced by boredom to rummage through the kitchen's "library" and find myself with a similar feat of literary absurdity. at least they made me laugh.

also, I'm pretty convinced that people like Danielle Steele and Nora Roberts don't actually exist; they're just a front for a vast underground publishing company where monkeys fill different names and settings into one "romantic" template. each monkey is also equipped with its very own "genitalia and suggestive adjectives" thesaurus.

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