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Colonel Cool
Dec 24, 2006

It's kind of amusing how vampires in the comic just chomp down on the side of someone's skull in lieu of necks to bite.

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razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

YouTuber posted:

They only remember their specific prophecy and nothing else about the area or even what the Oracle looks like. Roy circumvented this with his ghost stunt to a degree.

There's a scene where Durkon and Roy are talking about Durkon's answer, and they all remember Azure City as the answer to Roy's question, so I think you're wrong.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




No, they found out Xykon's next target would be Azure City when Miko burst into Shojo's throneroom after just barely escaping from his forces. Roy realized that he'd made the wrong assumptions in his wish just before they crossed the boundary that wiped out their memories. After that, they'd just assumed Girad's gate was the next.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Regalingualius posted:

No, they found out Xykon's next target would be Azure City when Miko burst into Shojo's throneroom after just barely escaping from his forces. Roy realized that he'd made the wrong assumptions in his wish just before they crossed the boundary that wiped out their memories. After that, they'd just assumed Girad's gate was the next.

OK, yeah, I misremembered that bit. But Roy says "we have our answer. To Girard's Gate!" And the others all act like they knew already.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

Ponsonby Britt posted:

Buffy had at least two stories with a "web of erotic subtext" around a vampire drinking from a human.

Well, it's not like Bram Stoker's Dracula wasn't Victorian-era pornography. If you compare it to contemporaneous literature, it's straight raunchy, and marks the beginning of the frequent use of vampires as a metaphor for sexual politics in the Western canon.

sansuki
May 17, 2003

I never knew the story of Freya and her necklace. Norse mythology is just overflowing with sex and boobs and people tying their balls to goats.

Fantastic Alice
Jan 23, 2012





sansuki posted:

I never knew the story of Freya and her necklace. Norse mythology is just overflowing with sex and boobs and people tying their balls to goats.

I wonder if that story about how Odin's horse was born happened in OotS...

Soylentbits
Apr 2, 2007

im worried that theyre setting her up to be jotaros future wife or something.

Wanderer posted:

Well, it's not like Bram Stoker's Dracula wasn't Victorian-era pornography. If you compare it to contemporaneous literature, it's straight raunchy, and marks the beginning of the frequent use of vampires as a metaphor for sexual politics in the Western canon.

Bram Stoker's Dracula was the unsexiest vampire ever. He literally smelled like dead old man and he had this ultra grody mustache. Dude was nasty. And it's not like Victorian era books weren't smutty. They just normally made sure to kill off the sluttiest characters before the book ended. Or married them off to assholes.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





sansuki posted:

I never knew the story of Freya and her necklace. Norse mythology is just overflowing with sex and boobs and people tying their balls to goats.

Makes sense that the Dwarves wouldn't consider it a tragic story. :heysexy:

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

Soylentbits posted:

Bram Stoker's Dracula was the unsexiest vampire ever. He literally smelled like dead old man and he had this ultra grody mustache. Dude was nasty.

His brides, on the other hand, and Mina...

Soylentbits
Apr 2, 2007

im worried that theyre setting her up to be jotaros future wife or something.

Wanderer posted:

His brides, on the other hand, and Mina...

I will concede that. Dracula was straights nasty though.

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Dolash posted:

For some reason the dialogue felt a little too clunky in this one,

Almost every single line is a fourth wall joke. You're going too meta, Rich, pull up, pull up!

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Soylentbits posted:

Bram Stoker's Dracula was the unsexiest vampire ever. He literally smelled like dead old man and he had this ultra grody mustache. Dude was nasty. And it's not like Victorian era books weren't smutty. They just normally made sure to kill off the sluttiest characters before the book ended. Or married them off to assholes.

Vampires reflect the sexual politics of the time. Dracula was a tale of the landed aristocracy who predated upon the young and beautiful. 80s vampires are all about drugs and staying up all night. Modern vampires know that biting someone is dangerous and if the vampire really loves you he'll only do it after you're married.

Zogundar
Dec 5, 2007

YouTuber posted:

They only remember their specific prophecy and nothing else about the area or even what the Oracle looks like. Roy circumvented this with his ghost stunt to a degree.

Roy should know.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Roy only knows that Durkon is going home post-humously, not the bit about bringing death and destruction to the dwarven homelands. He probably just assumes the Oracle was being his usual pithy self.

EDIT: also, random slightly tangential question; if the Oracle can see the future, and he was given this ability by Tiamat, and he knew V was going to go on a wave of dragon-genocidal destruction, why would Tiamat be surprised and very angry when it happened? Or is that not how gods work in D&D, or am I just thinking about it too hard?

Wolfsheim fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Jul 23, 2014

Cthulhuchan
Nov 10, 2005

Rose: Sip martini thoughtfully.

Such as this one.

Just a tiny sip couldn't hurt...
Gods are notably short-sighted, even when they play a long game. Unless specified otherwise, any god should be able to scry the future to some degree, with high accuracy, whenever they want. It seems that they often don't.

My personal theory is that those that could DO, at least at first, but that poo poo gets mad dull and they give up on it eventually. More fun to role with the punches.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Spend all your time looking into possible futures and you're going to miss what is going on in the present. Sure, what OotS are doing is important, but gods probably have dozens of potentially cataclysmic balls in the air all the time.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I like to think that it's more of " Here are X things that will happen *within a % margin of error" but doesn't say every detail.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Cthulhuchan posted:

Gods are notably short-sighted, even when they play a long game. Unless specified otherwise, any god should be able to scry the future to some degree, with high accuracy, whenever they want. It seems that they often don't.

My personal theory is that those that could DO, at least at first, but that poo poo gets mad dull and they give up on it eventually. More fun to role with the punches.

The reason why gods don't look into their own or each other's futures more is because once their future is determined, it becomes a fact. It cannot be escaped or altered. Prophecy is a bitch in mythology, but at least the mortals have a chance of twisting it to their benefit. Thor is going to be poisoned by Jormungand, he will take nine steps, and he, along with most of the Aesir, will die. If some prophet says the Horse god is going to eat a bowl of peanuts tomorrow at 9 AM, then Horse god had best resign himself to that fact, allergies or no.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




No Golden Path in D&D, I take it.

Kruller
Feb 20, 2004

It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name!

MikeJF posted:

No Golden Path in D&D, I take it.

Not without eugenics.

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

I think why Durkula chomps on Elan so suddenly is because he was playing a song, Durkula doesn't recognize it and asks "Hey, what's that song?" We were just about to get to the part where Elan reveals that it's a classic dwarven song that Durkon would know just from the first couple of bars, but Durkula realizes this error, chomps on Elan to shut him up, and downloads more folk songs from Durkon's memory.

In other words he's eventually going to slip up.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Or just, everybody hates bards.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Johnny Aztec posted:

I like to think that it's more of " Here are X things that will happen *within a % margin of error" but doesn't say every detail.

That would be very useful. But given that the gods apparently don't scry everything in advance, it probably doesn't work that way.

A god could possibly set up his divine helpers (priests, oracles, archons or whatever) to scry various significant lines of inquiry and compile the results into reports subject to comprehensive statistical analysis. Unfortunately most pantheons do not have a God of Management.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Angela Christine posted:

Unfortunately most pantheons do not have a God of Management.

I bet the Discworld pantheon does.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

razorrozar posted:

I bet the Discworld pantheon does.

Not need to resort to fictional ones. China has the Celestial Bureaucracy, with its fair share of clerks (the Chinese Emperors being in the lower ranks :v:)

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



razorrozar posted:

I bet the Discworld pantheon does.

If it didn't, it does now because I believe in it.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Gee, I sure hope Rich is o:sotw:

:frogsiren: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0959.html

Colonel Cool
Dec 24, 2006

So is this the "check off a bunch of stuff people have complained about in the past" strip or what?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Haley is so great.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Colonel Cool posted:

So is this the "check off a bunch of stuff people have complained about in the past" strip or what?
It does come only three days after the last one!

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


It's not easy for women in the adventurer/airship/comic-book-character world. But hey, that's this book's Bechdel test out of the way!

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Oh I thought the other guy was a dude.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Surely OoTS has beaten the Bechdel Test many times now, such as when Haley was running the Azure City resistance or when she was in Greysky city with Cecilia (and her antagonistic relationship with Crystal) or when Miko was in the party.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

DeadBonesBrook posted:

Surely OoTS has beaten the Bechdel Test many times now, such as when Haley was running the Azure City resistance or when she was in Greysky city with Cecilia (and her antagonistic relationship with Crystal) or when Miko was in the party.

This book's.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

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Nap Ghost
Dolash meant this book, not for the strip as a whole.

Anyway the Bechdel test doesn't work like that -- it's a test on the industry as a whole rather than any one work.

The point isn't whether any one individual book/film fails it, the point is the massive disparity between the number of films where two women talk to each other about something that isn't a man, and the number of films where two men talk to each other about something that isn't a woman.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Soylentbits posted:

Bram Stoker's Dracula was the unsexiest vampire ever. He literally smelled like dead old man and he had this ultra grody mustache. Dude was nasty. And it's not like Victorian era books weren't smutty. They just normally made sure to kill off the sluttiest characters before the book ended. Or married them off to assholes.

Not exactly. Dracula has a terrifying aspect but it's deliberately evocative of a Victorian notion of predatory, impermissible male sexuality. He has hairy palms (really), bright red lips, and in general a figure that's all at odds between horrifying/gnarled and sleek/fetching. Example: the book's description of his hands.

Bram Stoker posted:

Hitherto I had noticed the backs of his hands as they lay on his knees in the firelight, and they had seemed rather white and fine. But seeing them now close to me, I could not but notice that they were rather coarse, broad, with squat fingers. Strange to say, there were hairs in the centre of the palm. The nails were long and fine, and cut to a sharp point.

Dracula's appearance is very much an unsettling mixture of the brutish, oversexed predator with the fine-featured and alluring aristocrat. He isn't meant to be attractive to the reader, unlike many modern vampires, but he's definitely meant to evoke uncomfortable ideas of sexuality with his distinctive looks.

Sorry, you guys. I just love talking about Dracula.

Android Blues fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Jul 25, 2014

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
Well he had hairy palms, so he certainyl evoked some sexual ideas :quagmire:

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

Well he had hairy palms, so he certainyl evoked some sexual ideas :quagmire:

Yeah totally! That's very much in there as an allusion to the idea that sexual preoccupation/masturbation make hair grow in a man's palms. He's meant to evoke this nasty, brutish male sexuality mingled with the elegant gentility of the upper classes, and the way in which he blends those aesthetics is key to his unsettling affect.

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razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Android Blues posted:

Yeah totally! That's very much in there as an allusion to the idea that sexual preoccupation/masturbation make hair grow in a man's palms. He's meant to evoke this nasty, brutish male sexuality mingled with the elegant gentility of the upper classes, and the way in which he blends those aesthetics is key to his unsettling affect.

It's kinda sad how much gets lost as society moves on. We're in a better place now, unambiguously, but so much of that nuance gets lost to progress.

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