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Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

MonsterEnvy posted:

Thank you now I can start the second step of silting a goat's throat in sacrifice. The comic should be up soon.

Oh poo poo you were doing the sacrificial goat? gently caress I wasted a good goat for nothing.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I hear it makes a fantastic curry. A goat is never wasted.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I think the next comic will focus on someone else for a bit. We saw what happened with the Psion. We haven't seen anything with the succubus or the three fiends. I bet we'll see something with her/them next.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









isn't he cycling through the 'let's go and do x' people from a few strips back?

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

My Lovely Horse posted:

I hear it makes a fantastic curry. A goat is never wasted.

Except now we have to do the entire ritual again...

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

Shwqa posted:

Oh poo poo you were doing the sacrificial goat? gently caress I wasted a good goat for nothing.

If you were a god would you mind getting two goats?

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Darth TNT posted:

If you were a god would you mind getting two goats?

I was a god I would require a very very specific ritual but I would only give mortals vague descriptions. 2 goats would gently caress the whole thing up.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Shwqa posted:

I was a god I would require a very very specific ritual but I would only give mortals vague descriptions.
I think that's verbatim in the D&D design documents.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



My Lovely Horse posted:

I think that's verbatim in the D&D design documents.

And all the contradictory rules...

I think we've just solved every theological debate in the history of mankind!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Gee, I sure hope that goat is okay. :ohdear:

Mniot
May 22, 2003
Not the one you know

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Fool that is a sheep. The goat is not ok at all.

Lord_Ventnor
Mar 30, 2010

The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President
Why is this also the Goblins thread? I wanna talk about stick figures!

So I will. Sigdi Thundershield doesn't seem like the kind of dwarf who would encourage her son to unhealthily hide all of his feelings so far. What's up with that?

DrakePegasus
Jan 30, 2009

It was Plundersaurus Rex's dream to be the greatest pirate dragon ever.

That probably won't come up until Durkon's teenage years, when all the fun stuff that needs to be repressed and bottled up until it explodes happens.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

MonsterEnvy posted:

Thank you now I can start the second step of silting a goat's throat in sacrifice. The comic should be up soon.

That's a good sediment.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Cat Mattress posted:

That's a good sediment.

I dunno, I feel like we're taking The Ritual© for granite here.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Lord_Ventnor posted:

Why is this also the Goblins thread? I wanna talk about stick figures!

So I will. Sigdi Thundershield doesn't seem like the kind of dwarf who would encourage her son to unhealthily hide all of his feelings so far. What's up with that?

Origins of PCs makes it seem like he was perfectly happy until he was effectively exiled to a land full of jerks and empty of decent beer.

Lord_Ventnor
Mar 30, 2010

The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

Carrasco posted:

Origins of PCs makes it seem like he was perfectly happy until he was effectively exiled to a land full of jerks and empty of decent beer.

Though is it really his fault that we can't tell the difference between beer and moose urine?

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

COMICS CRIMINAL
I hope the goat is okay.

Mniot
May 22, 2003
Not the one you know

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Cabbit posted:

I dunno, I feel like we're taking The Ritual© for granite here.

This thread always gets a little rocky in between strips.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Who What Now posted:

This thread always gets a little rocky in between strips.

Which is a problem when we're pretty much always between strips these days. :sigh:

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




jng2058 posted:

Which is a problem when we're pretty much always between strips these days. :sigh:

Boy, have I got a thread for you...

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Cabbit posted:

I dunno, I feel like we're taking The Ritual© for granite here.

No pun chains, please. They're not funny or good.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

sebmojo posted:

No pun chains, please. They're not funny or good.
Much like this thread!

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

sebmojo posted:

No pun chains, please. They're not funny or good.

Look at you. Look at how wrong you are.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

sebmojo posted:

No pun chains, please. They're not funny or good.

Well that is not gneiss, no need to be salty about some puns.

I'm sure this comic will be important in the future as part of a subtle undoing of some villain but right now there really is not much to talk about.

sfwarlock
Aug 11, 2007
Sodium many posts.

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!

sfwarlock posted:

Sodium many posts.

Na, not really.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

sebmojo posted:

No pun chains, please. They're not funny or good.

I shale take that under consideration.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

sfwarlock posted:

Sodium many posts.

And alluvium are terrible.

Geshtal
Nov 8, 2006

So that's the post you've decided to go with, is it?

sfwarlock posted:

Sodium many posts.

Well, thank you for getting this stuck in my head. Again.

Wittgen
Oct 13, 2012

We have decided to decline your offer of a butt kicking.
Sure, no one's going to soil themselves laughing at puns, but that doesn't mean wordplay isn't a fertile field of comedy.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Wittgen posted:

Sure, no one's going to soil themselves laughing at puns, but that doesn't mean wordplay isn't a fertile field of comedy.
I see what you did there.

Who What Now posted:

How long have you been waiting to compost those?
Please stop.

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Sep 21, 2014

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Wittgen posted:

Sure, no one's going to soil themselves laughing at puns, but that doesn't mean wordplay isn't a fertile field of comedy.

How long have you been waiting to compost those?

MatchaZed
Feb 14, 2010

We Can Do It!


I hate all of you.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude
:siren:New Comic:siren:

For real, this time.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

e X posted:

:siren:New Comic:siren:

For real, this time.

Is that... Is that potential character growth? :stare:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

e X posted:

:siren:New Comic:siren:

For real, this time.
Well, poo poo. Durkon gets backstory that makes him more than Generic Dwarf #34485, and seeds are planted for Roy realizing the truth. I've gotta say, this is a Good Strip.

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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
I'm trying to figure out what Durkon's excited about here. He can give the vampire memories that he might draw the wrong conclusions from--does he think he can do that in a way that modifies Durkula's behavior, enough so that Roy won't be able to excuse it? Is it that Durkula can't see what Durkon's thinking right now, only his past memories? Or is it that Durkon can still learn new things even while he's in this state?

All of these seem pretty flimsy, but maybe Durkon's just happy to have a slim chance when things seemed hopeless before.

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