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GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Speaking of fantasy comics about monsters being main characters and not all that bad with exceptionally lovely art, has anyone here read " The Mansion of E"?

As far as lovely webcomics goes I think its one of the better ones and it has a frequent update schedule, so I just figured I would put that out there as another option for digressions.

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The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Yeah yeah, fool me once, you've got a lot of nerve buddy

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Rygar201 posted:

Is it still 50% or more about street racing?
It appears to be less than 5%. Not that the races were any interesting or exciting at all. I wonder why and how it is still going.

Poil fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Jul 24, 2016

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


New one!

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Oh, V.

:(

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.



Man, a Eugene joke would have been much more on brand for you name.

:v:

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Wow, Eugene. Just, wow.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Eugene is such a terrible person.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade
Wow Eugene has so much more in common with Xyklon than he knows.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Rygar201 posted:

Man, a Eugene joke would have been much more on brand for you name.

:v:

You are proof that I have, in fact, made a bad joke.

blizzardvizard
Sep 12, 2012

Shhh... don't wake up the sleeping lion :3:

There sure are a lot of abusive parents in this comic.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

blizzardvizard posted:

There sure are a lot of abusive parents in this comic.

If you had a healthy, dedicated family life as a child, you probably wouldn't grow up to be a murder hobo.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

If I'm being honest here, I mostly dislike Eugene not because he's so horrible but because the strip's so pat about him being that way. All you ever get out of him is increasing awfulness, even when it seems like there's something else there that'd be more interesting to look at.

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things
I'm pretty sure Eugene's just bitterly sniping more than anything. He died full of regrets, can't get into an afterlife and is forced to watch his near-estranged son succeed where he failed constantly.

Like, I get Eugene. He's bitter and angry and really, really wants everyone around him to feel the same way since he feels absolutely powerless to change it. He's deliberately needling Roy here because he knows Roy gives a poo poo and its an easy button to push to get into an argument. Its a really common form of depression :shrug:

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Aw, V.

"Now that I'm dead, I can see that spending so much time on my family was a terrible choice" is a hell of a line. It makes a kind of sense from his perspective--if he'd focused on Xykon he would literally be enjoying an eternity of pleasure right now--but it'd be more accurate to say "rationally speaking, I shouldn't have gotten drunk and had a gnome carve a powerful mystic sigil into my back with a dull knife".

Otherkinsey Scale fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Aug 1, 2016

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Yeah he learned the wrong lesson

Also Xykon probably would have shitstomped Eugene anyway because beating epic wizards is the very thing he does best

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

Shugojin posted:

Yeah he learned the wrong lesson

Also Xykon probably would have shitstomped Eugene anyway because beating epic wizards is the very thing he does best

He'd still be in Heaven for trying, though, like Roy was.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Shugojin posted:

Yeah he learned the wrong lesson

Also Xykon probably would have shitstomped Eugene anyway because beating epic wizards is the very thing he does best

But that's also because Eugene was a dumbass about getting revenge. Xyklon kills Eugene's master, and Eugene figures that he will just succeed where his master failed.
He didn't even bother specialising or training on specific anti caster based magic. You could very easily build a Wizard who could deal with Xyklon's brand of spell blasting.
(For example, a Wizard with a ton of items with Silence cast on them who can apply Silent Spells to their own casting.)

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

The Question IRL posted:

But that's also because Eugene was a dumbass about getting revenge. Xyklon kills Eugene's master, and Eugene figures that he will just succeed where his master failed.
He didn't even bother specialising or training on specific anti caster based magic. You could very easily build a Wizard who could deal with Xyklon's brand of spell blasting.
(For example, a Wizard with a ton of items with Silence cast on them who can apply Silent Spells to their own casting.)
Somewhere, in an alternate universe Order of the Stick, Eugene the Silent is leading the Order of the Stick to defeat the greatest evil known to mortality in a thousand years:

Belkar Bitterleaf

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006


What comic have you all been reading for the past decade?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

ColdPie posted:

What comic have you all been reading for the past decade?
Personally, I'm not sure this Zykon guy is that big of a deal.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

ColdPie posted:

What comic have you all been reading for the past decade?

The one that made misspelling the name a running joke.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

:smith:

One thing I've thought about is that when Inkyrius learned V wouldn't contest getting custody of their children (or the divorce) s/he probably felt that s/he was right about V only caring about magic and power.
"This what you have always really wanted."

I hope V can find redemption and a happy ending.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy
It seems like Roy tried really hard not to get into a fight with his dad this time. He apologised about the appearing when he's alone thing even though it was mostly his dad's fault for dicking around trying cool, he tried to ask him seriously about the sword, and he ignored the jab about not being a wizard. Unfortunately even with that they still end up bickering.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Taciturn Tactician posted:

It seems like Roy tried really hard not to get into a fight with his dad this time. He apologised about the appearing when he's alone thing even though it was mostly his dad's fault for dicking around trying cool, he tried to ask him seriously about the sword, and he ignored the jab about not being a wizard. Unfortunately even with that they still end up bickering.

That's because Roy is actually a good person.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
I didn't see this until just now but god bless:

quote:

I have been informed by the half-mad sorcerers who maintain the shrieking rituals necessary to wrench the accursed web server to some twisted semblance of life that lo, as the moon waxes these next few days, there may be interruptions in availability for as many as two score and eight hours while the unholy rite of DNS propagation winds its bloody way through the dark heart of the internet. But hear this oath: As the heartless sun sets on day of its name, so will the server burst forth— reborn and cloaked in the flesh of the unbelievers—to once again terrorize the land with its unspeakable thirsts and its stick figure fantasy comics. Let no woman or man say that fair warning was not given!

XkyRauh
Feb 15, 2005

Commander Keen is my hero.
What bonuses does the "Half-Mad" template give?

seaborgium
Aug 1, 2002

"Nothing a shitload of bleach won't fix"




XkyRauh posted:

What bonuses does the "Half-Mad" template give?

I think it's -2 to Cha, +4 to spell save DC's, and DR 3/Magic, and the ability to make a perform check at a +2 bonus once a day to make 3d6 gold pieces from ranting on a street corner about an apocalyptic topic of the player's choice.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


New one!

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
"You don't think there are enough Dragons?"

Man, V can't catch a break.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
That is a practical solution and Roy should not be dismissing it out of hand.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
I don't think I've laughed outloud in a long while :D

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Well, at least Eugene isn't entirely morally bankrupt. Still a dick, but while "everyone dies and goes to the afterlife they deserve" is fine with him, "everyone dies and an entire race goes to hell because reasons" is unacceptable, which is better than nothing I guess.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Roland Jones posted:

Well, at least Eugene isn't entirely morally bankrupt. Still a dick, but while "everyone dies and goes to the afterlife they deserve" is fine with him, "everyone dies and an entire race goes to hell because reasons" is unacceptable, which is better than nothing I guess.

To be fair, "everyone dies and goes to the afterlife they deserve" is going to happen eventually, regardless (with the possible exception re: the dwarves).

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Getting into the right afterlife on a rules based technicality is literally Eugene's thing.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
a few mini revolutions. ha. dorfs are short

xiw
Sep 25, 2011

i wake up at night
night action madness nightmares
maybe i am scum

Cpig Haiku contest 2020 winner
I can't stop staring at Roy's arm in panel 7.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy
I wonder if having the name "Greenhilt" meant Eugune got made fun of at Wizard school. It makes perfect sense as a name for Roy the fighter, but...

Vadun
Mar 9, 2011

I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.

xiw posted:

I can't stop staring at Roy's arm in panel 7.

Yeah that's some straight up E.T. poo poo

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Roland Jones posted:

Well, at least Eugene isn't entirely morally bankrupt. Still a dick, but while "everyone dies and goes to the afterlife they deserve" is fine with him, "everyone dies and an entire race goes to hell because reasons" is unacceptable, which is better than nothing I guess.

He is Lawful Good, despite being a self-centered dick. He doesn't want evil to befall good people. From his perspective death isn't that bad a fate though.

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