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This is funny because in high school I was in a relationship a lot like yours only minus the ticket. Sexual things like making out or fondling, etc, were something that I was rewarded with if I did what she wanted. It wasn't a two way street. It's a nice tactic taken by those females that know how to manipulate, and I'm sure she'll be unhappily married to some 60 hour a week business exec driving oversized SUV's with no children in about 10 years. The lives of these people are empty and shallow. I'd tell you to get rid of her, but it'll happen anyway, so just know this.
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Jan 29, 2007 19:37
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if this thread has no closure, I will punch the OP through the internet
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Jan 29, 2007 19:37
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Your girl is either: 1) Looking for a reason to dump you 2) A huge bitch looking for some last minute presents/fun before she dumps you
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Jan 29, 2007 19:43
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Spacemoose posted:if this thread has no closure, I will punch the OP through the internet
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Jan 29, 2007 19:43
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I wish these threads had some kind of Toxx Clause rule. If the overwhelming majority of the goons are advocating one course of action, after you've asked for advice, and you don't take it, or at least lie that you have taken it and then close the thread, something...bad should happen.
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Jan 29, 2007 19:45
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Sounds like she really wants to get out of the relationship anyway, and is looking for an excuse. Honestly, the only thing that can help you is to dump her, which will of course make her want you even more. She sounds like a real bitch.
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Jan 29, 2007 19:46
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Sapper posted:[/quote] Sapper, that is completely loving perfect. Kudos to you.
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Jan 29, 2007 19:48
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Assless Slacks posted:I wish this could happen, because there is no chance whatsoever of the OP even remotely standing up to this girl. Unless closure also includes him getting bitch slapped like the little bitch that he is. Honestly, I'd settle for everyone who came in here to comment about the girl's "parking ticket" to post photographs of whatever self-administered punishment they gave themselves for their crimes. Why do people try to give me headaches 
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Lobok posted:If the overwhelming majority of the goons are advocating one course of action, after you've asked for advice, and you don't take it, or at least lie that you have taken it and then close the thread, something...bad should happen. To be fair to the poor bastard OP, remember when you were in HS and getting a little piece? You'd do anything for that, because you were convinced that nobody would ever give up the booty again!
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Lobok posted:I wish these threads had some kind of Toxx Clause rule. If the overwhelming majority of the goons are advocating one course of action, after you've asked for advice, and you don't take it, or at least lie that you have taken it and then close the thread, something...bad should happen. He wins a bad relationship and psychological abuse.
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Jan 29, 2007 19:49
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Fever posted:I have made a grave error and I am now asking the Internet for advice Son, you just made two grave errors.
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Jan 29, 2007 19:50
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Fever posted:She has effectively given me an ultimatum: make it up to her somehow or she's gone. This is bullshit. Tell her to gently caress off and grow up.
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Jan 29, 2007 19:54
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Well i feel like im signing an online petition or something with all the 'lose that ho' statements but seriously, i was in a relationship like that and it loving sucked for so long. Just end it. You should've said 'Well, if you're giving me an utlimatum and I decide not to follow it then you're going to break up with me, ill save you the trouble and end it right now, sorry. Also, since we're not together anymore pay your own ticket'. Two things will happen, either you'll get your power base back or it will be over. Either way you win, cause bowing down like you're doing means she will lord over you for ever and ever. Also, go back to your friends, they miss you. I get the feeling she steals away most of your time and probably doesnt like your friends. Oh and one last thing: Lost that Ho!
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Jan 29, 2007 19:59
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Oh, and another thing: OP, when this is all over you need to post pictures of her. It shouldn't make any difference in your decision (to dump her), but I must admit it could be amusing if you look like Ernest Borgnine and she looks like a young Tyra Banks.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:02
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stealie72 posted:Can you get banned for not taking overwhelming advice? Well, it's similar to the Toxx Clause, right? You get punished for not following up on your own outlandish promises. ArchDemon posted:He wins a bad relationship and psychological abuse. True. I suppose that's worse than anything the mods could throw at him.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:02
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Well, you said she said "ok", not "I don't know about this, but if you insist...". Sounds to me like it's as much her fault as yours.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:10
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Jesus, dump that loving bitch. Can we see a photo? Maybe then we'd understand why you're hesistating...
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Jan 29, 2007 20:10
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What will probably happen, or is happening now, is the OP is making it up to her because he doesn't want to lose her. Thats all well and good - you have to learn things on your own I suppose, but I promise you that within the next few weeks, or months she will get more controlling, and ask for you to make even smaller "mistakes" up to her. By this point you will be so pussy-whipped you'll think that this is the way relationships are supposed to be. Then you'll move away from home to college or somewhere else, be away from her for a little while and realize she is loving insane, and drop her rear end for someone you can actually have fun with. I'm sure the majority of people who have been through a few relationships have gone through this, and it all ends up the same. Take the advice in this thread, and learn the lesson now, as opposed to a few weeks, six months or a year down the road. Don't waste your time..
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Jan 29, 2007 20:11
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cLin posted:Isn't there a phrase when the OP never does anything the replies suggest?
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Jan 29, 2007 20:16
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dodatron posted:What will probably happen, or is happening now, is the OP is making it up to her because he doesn't want to lose her. Thats all well and good - you have to learn things on your own I suppose, but I promise you that within the next few weeks, or months she will get more controlling, and ask for you to make even smaller "mistakes" up to her. No, I'm pretty sure he's at recess playing 4 square or something. Otherwise he's avoiding the thread like the plague. HOPEFULLY, he's simply no longer in a class with access to the Internet and will update us later. If this isn't the case, then gently caress you OP. I think when I have some time I'm going to start a thread. "Relationship problems? I'll help." And whoever doesn't take my advice will be hunted down and loving killed.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:19
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PaleolithChick posted:Hi. I'm a girl. You're dating a twat. My favorite line so far. Grassmunk posted:Well i feel like im signing an online petition or something with all the 'lose that ho' statements... And just like an online petition, it won't do a drat thing. My cousin is about ten months into one of these kinds of relationships. His older sister was telling me how, the other day, she witnessed him apologizing to her. Not just a "sorry" but an entire speech and he was near tears the whole time. His girlfriend just kept nodding and telling him how much he doesn't care about her. What was he apologizing for? Their grandmother had just died, and the flight coming back from the funeral was late.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:19
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Hey man don't listen to these guys listen what you should do is pay the ticket then you should buy her lots of flowers and ask her to the homecoming dance.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:20
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Dump her at prom
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Jan 29, 2007 20:20
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SenSupafly posted:Honestly, I'd settle for everyone who came in here to comment about the girl's "parking ticket" to post photographs of whatever self-administered punishment they gave themselves for their crimes. Why do people try to give me headaches Well, "parking" is an old fashioned term for making out. And they were going to the park to make out so... it's kind of a parking ticket. A little.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:21
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Pope Corky the IX posted:What was he apologizing for? Their grandmother had just died, and the flight coming back from the funeral was late.  And with that, I think you just broke the Internet.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:21
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Fever posted:
what.the.gently caress? Exactly what needs to be made up?! here's an idea. Tell her to get over herself and pay for her own goddamned ticket because you didn't hold her at gunpoint and it was an honest mistake. The fact that you were going to NICELY pay for her ticket and she still came off like an angry bitch tells me that you should pretty much tell her to gently caress off and if she'd ever care to see you again, she'd better get her attitude straight. The simple answer is, however, that anyone who would act like this sounds like a real wet-blanket on your life and you should probably just tell her to get to steppin'.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:22
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jackpot posted:Oh, and another thing: OP, when this is all over you need to post pictures of her. It shouldn't make any difference in your decision (to dump her), but I must admit it could be amusing if you look like Ernest Borgnine and she looks like a young Tyra Banks. Yeh cuz if she's a  then who cares. But if she looks good and is still a bitch, don't dump her. 
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Jan 29, 2007 20:22
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Sapper posted:
This is great and I wish I knew who made it so I could properly thank them. It could go on forever just like every e/n thread ever.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:24
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bearded dragoon posted:SEVER make her your Ecks!
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Jan 29, 2007 20:25
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moomoocowsly posted:Some goon who I suspect is the amazing Mayor Wilkins from a past thread posted: I think this was the fantastic Mayor Wilkins. His advice is always this kickass. I'm not ashamed to admit I'm a fangirl.  Wilkins
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Jan 29, 2007 20:25
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Fever posted:This made me laugh. You have to ask yourself this important question: Is ackward teenage groping with the fleeting hope of sex worth $55 and my manhood? If the answer is yes, then suck up hardcore and be her bitch. If the answer is no, then kick her to the curb and go find yourself another woman.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:27
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Pope Corky the IX posted:My cousin is about ten months into one of these kinds of relationships. His older sister was telling me how, the other day, she witnessed him apologizing to her. Not just a "sorry" but an entire speech and he was near tears the whole time. His girlfriend just kept nodding and telling him how much he doesn't care about her. Oh man, i was in that relationship too, that loving sucked so drat much i cant even describe it. I once got in poo poo because i didnt want to have sex with her the day we had my grandmother funeral. Why was she pissed? Because she's only rarely in the mood to make-out/have sex and was upset because I didnt do her when she wanted me too so obviously I think she's ugly. Regardless of the fact that my grandma had her open casket that day... seriously what the hell
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Jan 29, 2007 20:28
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jcschick posted:Yeh cuz if she's a This is EXACTLY what the OP is probably thinking too.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:28
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Where’s the OP? I think we should be obligated to end threads, or be probated. I feel like starting something and then no longer responding is worse than other offenses that do give probation. Also, that well analogy is gorgeous.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:39
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cr0y posted:Dump her at prom Dump pigs' blood on her at prom.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:39
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I'm with everyone in this thread: Dump that ridiculous drama queen. And hurry up with it too, I need closure.
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Jan 29, 2007 20:47
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This thread is the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed (dump her)
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Jan 29, 2007 20:49
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Assless Slacks posted:No see he said it shouldn't make any difference whatsoever, but being indignant is fun isn't it! Not being indignant, just gettin' on Jackpot.
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jcschick posted:Yeh cuz if she's a  He should dump her regardless of how she looks because she sounds like a bad person to go out with. It will, however, be amusing if after he's severed all ties it turns out that he's Joe Average-to-below-average and she's some national beauty pageant-winning Susie Supermodel, the kind of girl that many would walk through fire for a chance to date in high school. It shouldn't affect his decision at all, this is strictly for our entertainment that I ask this.
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