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Tie Fighter was awesome, and I think everyone should have a chance to play it. So here it is! I have the disc with me right here. Unfortunately, I don't have a joystick, so I'm going to reconstruct the game from memory. And, sadly, the game is supposed to run in DOS, and MSPaint doesn't emulate the sound correctly. The game starts off with a riveting speech from the Emperor!  He's pretty optomistic about the State of the Empire! So we go to a cutscene of some dogfighting action, like we'll be doing:  Okay, so in the real cutscene, the fuselage didn't fly out of the A-Wing and destroy the Tie Interceptor, but it happens alot in the game, so I thought I'd include it. BLAM! TOTALLY GAMES:  Now, here's a TIE Fighter Pilot [ARTISTS RENDITION]:  We're nervous about our first assignment, okay? Oh, God, the yelling begins:  Quick, what is our name???
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 17:42 |
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George Lucas
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 17:44 |
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Name us FUCKER
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 17:45 |
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Jar Jar
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 17:48 |
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Why would they let us fly their expensive tie fighters if they didn't already know us? What if we gave them a fake name and stole that poo poo?
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 17:49 |
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DS-61-3, the best Tie Pilot in Black Squadron.
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 17:49 |
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Voting "Jed"
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 17:58 |
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call him Buttz
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:02 |
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finally a good lets play thread!
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:06 |
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NOTANACE
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:09 |
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This thread is going not places.
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:10 |
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Name him Dr Cock
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:13 |
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Tripred posted:George Lucas Awesome! Okay, we're ready for our first mission. Since we're a rookie, they wouldn't start us off with a hard one right? Here's the briefing room. What should we do?  We can: 1) View the tactical map 2) Talk to our CO on the balcony 3) Speak to that shadowy figure guy that's giving me the creeps
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:31 |
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Neb777 posted:Awesome! talk to the giant penis on the chalkboard
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:32 |
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Molest the CO
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:32 |
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Molest the CO with the giant penis on the chalkboard.
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:34 |
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Mu 1 is the Emporer's stool pigeon!
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:37 |
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KarmaEnforcer posted:Molest the CO with the giant penis on the chalkboard. You mean the NEBULON B FRIGATE "THE REVENGENCESS"?? <  >
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:37 |
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Neb777 posted:You mean the NEBULON B FRIGATE "THE REVENGENCESS"?? < Yes!
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:39 |
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KarmaEnforcer posted:Yes! Okay  Great job! We are off to a fantastic start!
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:43 |
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it only takes you two hits to die so it doesnt matter
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:46 |
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this game is great 
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:51 |
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Here's the tactical map and mission objectives: "You will be flying TIE Bomber Beta 1. You will have 2 wingmen." "Your objectives is to inspect all 100 cargo containers, and then destroy them." "Watch out for the mines around the cargo containers." "TIE Fighter group Alpha will assist by getting destroyed by the A-Wings." "Your secondary objective is to inspect each of the mines for contraband and rebel leaders before destroying them." "Your craft will be armed with space bombs for this mission. Be sure to inspect your bombs for contraband and rebel leaders before they hit their targets." "If you run out of bombs, Tug Deco will be deployed for you to reload. There is no way those A-Wings will attack you while this happens."
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 18:56 |
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Sounds like fun! LAUNCH THE MISSION!
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 19:44 |
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talk to the shadowy guy and ask if he knows a good imperial hooker!
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 19:49 |
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Axe-man posted:talk to the shadowy guy and ask if he knows a good imperial hooker! Ooh, good idea. I hear the Rebel hookers put razor blades in their poon to slice up imperial officers.
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 19:50 |
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That's not the first mission in the game. GO TO HELL.
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 19:53 |
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Yaos posted:That's not the first mission in the game. GO TO HELL. KILL THE MOTHERFUCKING ZWING LIKE THEY ODN'T KNOW WHAT'S HITTING EM
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 20:08 |
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Yaos posted:That's not the first mission in the game. GO TO HELL. You shoulda bought the expansion pack
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 20:13 |
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Okay, lets go ask that shadowy figure if he knows where any hookers are: "How may I serve the emperor?" Officer Questions: 1. Any Special Advice? 2. weher da hookers at? [Selected] Response: "I've got all the cargo containers you need to inspect right here  "...yeah, inspecting even more cargo containers doesn't sound very interesting, so I'm just gonna start the mission. Here's our spacecraft:  What's this badboy sporting? 1) Two laser cannons 2) Four space bombs 3) No shields 4) No Hyperdrive 5) Tractor beam (I suggest we put all power from this to our engines so we can at least keep pace with maybe Y-Wings, okay??) Fantastic! Whelp, we're deployed:  Looks like Alpha squadron's on their way to get destroyed.  What should we do? More importantly, what should our wingmen do?
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 20:20 |
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bomb the poo poo out of the frigate
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 20:24 |
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Gasmask posted:bomb the poo poo out of the frigate wingmen bomb the frigate you go and randomly bomb the containers without scanning them
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 20:29 |
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Order them to fly into the mines don't worry the superior manueverability of the Bomber will keep them from being shot. Plus you should sit back far enough so you can see the explosions.
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 20:31 |
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Gasmask posted:bomb the poo poo out of the frigate Well, that sounds easier than dodging mines. Lets target it so we can tell our wingmen to attack it:  We were close enough to inspect it. Its full of Contraband and Rebels!  "Good work..Beta 1...Secret Mission Objectives completed" Gasmask posted:Mu 1 is the Emporer's stool pigeon! Oh god, we're in trouble now. Commence bombing action!  Noooooooo Beta 2! We're out of space bombs. What now???
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 20:59 |
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It depends. If Alpha has carried out their mission, then it's time to re-arm. Otherwise, we obviously need to engage the A-wings and show them who the miggity-mack-daddy is.
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 21:02 |
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if not aim for the frigates turrets and missile bays and try to take those out at least youll die like the emperor would expect
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 21:04 |
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ITS A TRAP!
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 21:07 |
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eastcoastbadguy posted:ITS A TRAP! unsubscribed.
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 21:34 |
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Jump out of your bomber and wave your penis at them!
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| # ? Feb 05, 2007 21:38 |
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Let's tell Lucas Arts we need a new Star Wars space game. Something like Privateer will do.
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