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Tie Fighter was awesome, and I think everyone should have a chance to play it. So here it is! I have the disc with me right here. Unfortunately, I don't have a joystick, so I'm going to reconstruct the game from memory. And, sadly, the game is supposed to run in DOS, and MSPaint doesn't emulate the sound correctly. The game starts off with a riveting speech from the Emperor! He's pretty optomistic about the State of the Empire! So we go to a cutscene of some dogfighting action, like we'll be doing: Okay, so in the real cutscene, the fuselage didn't fly out of the A-Wing and destroy the Tie Interceptor, but it happens alot in the game, so I thought I'd include it. BLAM! TOTALLY GAMES: Now, here's a TIE Fighter Pilot [ARTISTS RENDITION]: We're nervous about our first assignment, okay? Oh, God, the yelling begins: Quick, what is our name???
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 18:42 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:18 |
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George Lucas
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 18:44 |
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Name us FUCKER
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 18:45 |
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Jar Jar
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 18:48 |
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Why would they let us fly their expensive tie fighters if they didn't already know us? What if we gave them a fake name and stole that poo poo?
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 18:49 |
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DS-61-3, the best Tie Pilot in Black Squadron.
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 18:49 |
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Voting "Jed"
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 18:58 |
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call him Buttz
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:02 |
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finally a good lets play thread!
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:06 |
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NOTANACE
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:09 |
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This thread is going not places.
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:10 |
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Name him Dr Cock
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:13 |
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Tripred posted:George Lucas Awesome! Okay, we're ready for our first mission. Since we're a rookie, they wouldn't start us off with a hard one right? Here's the briefing room. What should we do? We can: 1) View the tactical map 2) Talk to our CO on the balcony 3) Speak to that shadowy figure guy that's giving me the creeps
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:31 |
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Neb777 posted:Awesome! talk to the giant penis on the chalkboard
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:32 |
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Molest the CO
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:32 |
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Molest the CO with the giant penis on the chalkboard.
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:34 |
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Mu 1 is the Emporer's stool pigeon!
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:37 |
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KarmaEnforcer posted:Molest the CO with the giant penis on the chalkboard. You mean the NEBULON B FRIGATE "THE REVENGENCESS"?? <>
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:37 |
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Neb777 posted:You mean the NEBULON B FRIGATE "THE REVENGENCESS"?? <> Yes!
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:39 |
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KarmaEnforcer posted:Yes! Okay Great job! We are off to a fantastic start!
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:43 |
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it only takes you two hits to die so it doesnt matter
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:46 |
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this game is great
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:51 |
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Here's the tactical map and mission objectives: "You will be flying TIE Bomber Beta 1. You will have 2 wingmen." "Your objectives is to inspect all 100 cargo containers, and then destroy them." "Watch out for the mines around the cargo containers." "TIE Fighter group Alpha will assist by getting destroyed by the A-Wings." "Your secondary objective is to inspect each of the mines for contraband and rebel leaders before destroying them." "Your craft will be armed with space bombs for this mission. Be sure to inspect your bombs for contraband and rebel leaders before they hit their targets." "If you run out of bombs, Tug Deco will be deployed for you to reload. There is no way those A-Wings will attack you while this happens."
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 19:56 |
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Sounds like fun! LAUNCH THE MISSION!
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 20:44 |
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talk to the shadowy guy and ask if he knows a good imperial hooker!
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 20:49 |
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Axe-man posted:talk to the shadowy guy and ask if he knows a good imperial hooker! Ooh, good idea. I hear the Rebel hookers put razor blades in their poon to slice up imperial officers.
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 20:50 |
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That's not the first mission in the game. GO TO HELL.
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 20:53 |
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Yaos posted:That's not the first mission in the game. GO TO HELL. KILL THE MOTHERFUCKING ZWING LIKE THEY ODN'T KNOW WHAT'S HITTING EM
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 21:08 |
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Yaos posted:That's not the first mission in the game. GO TO HELL. You shoulda bought the expansion pack
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 21:13 |
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Okay, lets go ask that shadowy figure if he knows where any hookers are: "How may I serve the emperor?" Officer Questions: 1. Any Special Advice? 2. weher da hookers at? [Selected] Response: "I've got all the cargo containers you need to inspect right here " ...yeah, inspecting even more cargo containers doesn't sound very interesting, so I'm just gonna start the mission. Here's our spacecraft: What's this badboy sporting? 1) Two laser cannons 2) Four space bombs 3) No shields 4) No Hyperdrive 5) Tractor beam (I suggest we put all power from this to our engines so we can at least keep pace with maybe Y-Wings, okay??) Fantastic! Whelp, we're deployed: Looks like Alpha squadron's on their way to get destroyed. What should we do? More importantly, what should our wingmen do?
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 21:20 |
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bomb the poo poo out of the frigate
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 21:24 |
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Gasmask posted:bomb the poo poo out of the frigate wingmen bomb the frigate you go and randomly bomb the containers without scanning them
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 21:29 |
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Order them to fly into the mines don't worry the superior manueverability of the Bomber will keep them from being shot. Plus you should sit back far enough so you can see the explosions.
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 21:31 |
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Gasmask posted:bomb the poo poo out of the frigate Well, that sounds easier than dodging mines. Lets target it so we can tell our wingmen to attack it: We were close enough to inspect it. Its full of Contraband and Rebels! "Good work..Beta 1...Secret Mission Objectives completed" Gasmask posted:Mu 1 is the Emporer's stool pigeon! Oh god, we're in trouble now. Commence bombing action! Noooooooo Beta 2! We're out of space bombs. What now???
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 21:59 |
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It depends. If Alpha has carried out their mission, then it's time to re-arm. Otherwise, we obviously need to engage the A-wings and show them who the miggity-mack-daddy is.
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 22:02 |
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if not aim for the frigates turrets and missile bays and try to take those out at least youll die like the emperor would expect
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 22:04 |
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ITS A TRAP!
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 22:07 |
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eastcoastbadguy posted:ITS A TRAP! unsubscribed.
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 22:34 |
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Jump out of your bomber and wave your penis at them!
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# ? Feb 5, 2007 22:38 |
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Let's tell Lucas Arts we need a new Star Wars space game. Something like Privateer will do.
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