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Yaos posted:Let's tell Lucas Arts we need a new Star Wars space game. Something like Privateer will do. Don't worry, I'm going to email them this thread when we finish all 12 campaigns  Anyway! KarmaEnforcer posted:It depends. If Alpha has carried out their mission, then it's time to re-arm. Otherwise, we obviously need to engage the A-wings and show them who the miggity-mack-daddy is. "TIE Fighter group Alpha has been destroyed" Mission Accomplished! So, that means lets call over Tug Deco for some more space bombs.  "Orders recieved!" They are on their way, but they better hurry. Beta 3 just bit it.  We are reloading, but I think we better move out pretty quick 
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after reloading, bomb the engines and then race to the rebel alliance A wings! For the empire you must!
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Feb 5, 2007 23:17
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Call for reinforcements!
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Feb 5, 2007 23:18
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Tripred posted:Call for reinforcements! You lose points for that. 
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Feb 5, 2007 23:20
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Make sure to inspect the Tug. It could be full of contraband and/or rebel officers.
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Feb 5, 2007 23:29
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Blow up your ship and eject into space.
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Feb 5, 2007 23:32
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Fly into the frigate Jihad style for Allah.
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Feb 5, 2007 23:37
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KarmaEnforcer posted:Make sure to inspect the Tug. It could be full of contraband and/or rebel officers. Good idea.  "Good Job..Beta 1..Secret Secondary Bonus Mission Completed!" Naw, man, that's just Steve in there. Steve posted:he's just chillin  Tripred posted:Call for reinforcements! So I press Shift+R and confirm. And what do we get?  welp
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Feb 5, 2007 23:49
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jack up your shield generator, you're gonna need it
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Feb 5, 2007 23:51
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Feb 5, 2007 23:55
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this is just about the best lets play ever use your space bombs to take out the a-wings, i bet a single bomb could kill one in one hit. oh yeah you'll need to shoot out the a-wings engines first.
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Well, I inspected the TIE Defender and found Contraband and Imperials, so I guess I can let that one go. "Great Job..Beta 1..Super Secret Secondary Bonus Mission Objective completed!"  Well, lets see how he helps out...  drat, that was fast! "Great Job..Beta 1..Primary Objective completed!" Sweet, now even if we explode, we can still win the mission. Lets score some bonus points. Mr. Peepers posted:use your space bombs to take out the a-wings, i bet a single bomb could kill one in one hit. oh yeah you'll need to shoot out the a-wings engines first.   Ahhaahha, that was awesome, good jo 
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When I played Tie Fighter you could target the engines but the one person fighters would blow up when the engines go out, or they blow up before they can. I don't think this is real. Edit: Turn on invincibility and infinite ammo. There's a cheat menu in the game for this. This should tell everybody how difficult flying in a ship that can take 6 regular laser shots is. Tie Fighters only take 2.
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Feb 6, 2007 00:40
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Neb777 posted: 2/5 never forget
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Feb 6, 2007 00:48
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More updates coming tonight, my monitor is running out of the color gray
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Those mspaints are really bringing back the nostalgia...good old TIE fighter. It needs more PEW PEW lasers though. TIE fighter also proves all consoles suck. I don't see your beloved wiistation360 with any games that let you inspect lots of grey cargo containers!
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Aaaand, we're back. Well, we survived the impact, thanks to outer space eject seats  and Imperial Grade Bacta! We gotta work out more Anyway, due to our awesome skillz at flying, we've been inducted into the highly secretive Order of the Emperor. Maybe we'll finally be noticed by that hot chick from earlier     Because that giant glowing purple thing on my arm isn't obvious at all.Well, its time to get our breifing for our next mission:  "You will fly a TIE Fighter designated as Alpha 1. You will have one wingman. I understand that 2 man squadrons seems a bit unusual to you, but we're going to do this for the rest of the game anyway." "You will fly a patrol around the space station DC-12. Go back and forth from the station and the nav-bouy for approximately an hour." "Engage any rebel craft that arrive in the area (there will be about 30 waves of them). Unfortunately, the rebels don't seem so keen on adopting our 2 man squadron idea." "We're also arming your TIE Fighter with Advanced Concussion missiles. Each of these singularly are more expensive than an entire squadron of TIE Fighters, so try to use them before you inevitabley get killed by one of those shuttles with a rear mounted turret." Fantastic. Well, should we launch now? Talk to our CO about this? Find that shadowy figure again? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! Nebalebadingdong fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Feb 6, 2007 |
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Feb 6, 2007 02:33
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Ask the shadowy dude if it's true about the razor blades thing.
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find the shadowy figure again and beat him until he is dead.
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go to a parlor and have your tattoo completed itll save you days of hard work trust me (the emporer wont notice)
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Ka0 posted:go to a parlor and have your tattoo completed itll save you days of hard work trust me (the emporer wont notice) Well, there's no tattoo parlor on our Star Destroyer, but I happen to have this fancy Magenta Highlighter   I can't remember what the full mark looks like  . That's okay, that fancy tattoo will command some respect...Now, about that shadowy figure... KarmaEnforcer posted:Ask the shadowy dude if it's true about the razor blades thing.  "Hey there sweet stuff!  "Officer Questions: 1) "How may I serve the emperor?" 2) "Is the urban legend about vaginal razors true?" [Selected] Response: "There's only one way to find out, hot shot!" ... I guess that means she doesn't know?  Axe-man posted:find the shadowy figure again and beat him until he is dead.  ...I don't feel so good about this guys. I think I hear the CO coming 
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Feb 6, 2007 03:02
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Take off your flight suit and put the body in it, then disguise yourself in the robes. Quick before anyone sees! Also, tell him that the pilot is being a pussy and needs to be physically placed into the TIE.
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Feb 6, 2007 03:12
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Take over the Empire and replace all unshielded aircraft with planes from WW2; but the planes can fly in space. Those planes have better shooting power and can take more than two shots from a laser.
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Feb 6, 2007 03:18
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Yaos posted:Take over the Empire and replace all unshielded aircraft with planes from WW2; but the planes can fly in space. Those planes have better shooting power and can take more than two shots from a laser. IMMERSION RUINED
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Feb 6, 2007 03:19
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Neb777 posted:IMMERSION RUINED Why is our technology better than the Empires? Why can't they target things more than a kilometer away? Why do they use LASERS OR PLASMA EQUIVALENTS as their main weapons? Why are the missiles so slow?
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Feb 6, 2007 03:24
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Yaos posted:Why is our technology better than the Empires? Why can't they target things more than a kilometer away? its a space kilometer okay?
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Feb 6, 2007 03:25
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Neb777 posted:its a space kilometer okay? That reminds me, why can the space ships only go as fast as a jet plane coming in for a landing? The fastest ship could only go was around 333. I don't know what unit that is in but it took a lot longer than 3 seconds a while to go one kilometer so it's not meters per second.
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Yaos posted:That reminds me, why can the space ships only go as fast as a jet plane coming in for a landing? The fastest ship could only go was around 333. I don't know what unit that is in but it took a lot longer than 3 seconds a while to go one kilometer so it's not meters per second. the force
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Axe-man posted:the force The force sure sounds a lot like the speed limit of the universe.
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Yaos posted:The force sure sounds a lot like the speed limit of the universe. And those loving Jedi are the traffic cops.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:Take off your flight suit and put the body in it, then disguise yourself in the robes. Quick before anyone sees! Also, tell him that the pilot is being a pussy and needs to be physically placed into the TIE. That's a pretty terrible idea. You can't fly TIE fighters without a spacesuit 
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Neb777 posted:That's a pretty terrible idea. You can't fly TIE fighters without a spacesuit Say that the shadowy figure was a rebel spy and you killed her for the empire, then do a dance on her body, signing the imperial national anthem.
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Mr The Icon posted:unsubscribed. subscribed, because you won't be here anymore
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I'm pretty sure this is the best lets play ever
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Feb 6, 2007 15:55
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yeah, easily. I haven't played this game for years, but every single little joke hits home in a really serious way, it reminds me of when I got raped by my stepdad while playing it
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the guy who came up with the idea for this game must have been a genius. maybe next they can make a game where you play as a goomba, or a headcrab.
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Pau posted:do a barrel roll wrong the answer is clearly to use the boost to get through 
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Chief Rebel Angel posted:
Finally, an answer I can get behind! Minigame: Tilt your monitor left, right, up, or down to make George Lucas reach the TIE Fighter to start the next mission. Remember to avoid your CO since you killed a Hooker of the Emperor, and bonus points if you can grab the ice cream in thirty seconds. 
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Serialize posted:yeah, easily. I haven't played this game for years, but every single little joke hits home in a really serious way, it reminds me of when I got raped by my stepdad while playing it Resubscribed for cutting-edge rape humor.
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