Lets Play Tie Fighter

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Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

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# ¿ Feb 5, 2007 18:48

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Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Neb777 posted:

Awesome!

Okay, we're ready for our first mission. Since we're a rookie, they wouldn't start us off with a hard one right?

Here's the briefing room. What should we do?

We can:
1) View the tactical map
2) Talk to our CO on the balcony
3) Speak to that shadowy figure guy that's giving me the creeps

talk to the giant penis on the chalkboard

# ¿ Feb 5, 2007 19:32

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

notZaar posted:

Fukken sweet.

You know I actually have both Tie Fighter and X-Wing on CD (a bonus for buying that god awful X-Wing Alliance game) but I'VE NEVER PLAYED EITHER. I will play Tie Fighter tonight and relish in all it's gouraud shaded glory.

edit: X-Wing Vs. Tie Fighter is a pretty sweet game IMHO though.

I used to have X-Wing on an old old packard bell but I couldn't install it on my new computer because I was missing the third floppy disk out of 5

# ¿ Feb 7, 2007 18:59

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

get to destroying some stars!

edit: name it ISD Diarrhea

# ¿ Feb 9, 2007 14:25

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Tug is going to mutiniy you.

He knows what you did to Slippy.

You must kill him before he kills you.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2007 14:16

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Vermilion posted:

I propose tacking the other destroyer upside-down on top of our command deck, making some sort of gigantic TIE-like ship!

This.

Definitely.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2007 05:45

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Todd Toddington posted:

You will have to destroy him.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2007 08:14

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Ze Pollack posted:

Their tug genetics mean they should be able to survive in space.

Barbecue.

also: best LP thread I've ever read.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2007 22:12

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Fifthing Ryloth.

Twi'lek :quagmire:

# ¿ Feb 12, 2007 21:52

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Melt the ice wasteland so the desert wasteland part will be one gaint beach

# ¿ Feb 14, 2007 00:35

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

heftklammer posted:

Attach TIE fighters to both sides of an AT-ST so it can fly

thirding this.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2007 14:41

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

square root of jam posted:

In Star Wars: Battlefront, if you had two AT-ATs positioned properly and working together, there would be a too-small gap between them for someone to wrap a tow-cable around.

They'd be
A
B
Neither could be circled because they were walking forwards and the gap was too small. But standing still is good too. [If you have more than two, FLYING V! DUCKS!DUCKS! DUCKS!]

Forgot about this. This is a good option. Also you need to put spikes on the AT-ATs.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2007 19:23

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Poopy Palpy posted:

Ewoks revere droids as gods. We just need to send in some mouse bots and they're ours.

paint them gold first.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2007 02:35

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

set the planet on fire.

or, just have your engineers make rock-proof armor.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2007 17:51

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Fly one of the Star Destroyers in your fleet into the Super Star Destroyer's bridge., and commandeer it.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2007 19:57

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Todd Toddington posted:

Well it had better not be the CO, he's lovable.

I support adjusting the giant mirror to cut through the interdictors and then hyperspacing the gently caress away.

I support it too.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2007 19:08