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Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Name us FUCKER

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Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
That's not the first mission in the game. GO TO HELL.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Let's tell Lucas Arts we need a new Star Wars space game. Something like Privateer will do.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Tripred posted:

Call for reinforcements!

You lose points for that. :argh:

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Fly into the frigate Jihad style for Allah.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
When I played Tie Fighter you could target the engines but the one person fighters would blow up when the engines go out, or they blow up before they can. I don't think this is real. :argh:

Edit: Turn on invincibility and infinite ammo. There's a cheat menu in the game for this. This should tell everybody how difficult flying in a ship that can take 6 regular laser shots is. Tie Fighters only take 2.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Take over the Empire and replace all unshielded aircraft with planes from WW2; but the planes can fly in space. Those planes have better shooting power and can take more than two shots from a laser.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Neb777 posted:

IMMERSION RUINED

Why is our technology better than the Empires? Why can't they target things more than a kilometer away? Why do they use LASERS OR PLASMA EQUIVALENTS as their main weapons? Why are the missiles so slow?

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Neb777 posted:

its a space kilometer okay?

That reminds me, why can the space ships only go as fast as a jet plane coming in for a landing? The fastest ship could only go was around 333. I don't know what unit that is in but it took a lot longer than 3 seconds a while to go one kilometer so it's not meters per second.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Axe-man posted:

the force

The force sure sounds a lot like the speed limit of the universe.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Hold down control, press the escape button and then type GOOLIGIIGILOOG to access the hidden sex movie in the game.

Edit: You have to do this 100 times.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
In the missions where you have to protect the Emporer's ship (The Emporer's Will?) attack his ship and join the rebellion.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Combine the :awesome: gameplay with the user interface of the X space series. :cry:

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

mp5 posted:

Why did you put this awesome in a subforum?

If he put it in the regular forum he would have been reported for making a mockery of let's play threads.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Blast Steve with your blaster and take over the ship you're on. Then fly the ship to Eve Online and blow up Goonfleet HQ.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

tadashi posted:

watch out for bees.

Bees can't do poo poo against a thousand tie fighters.

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Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Before doing any thing you need to find out if the frog has Rebels inside of him.