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I once did the cliche "X is in ur akkount, deleting ur friendz" and a couple of the, admittedly, older alumni/support staff sent me a message asking me if I could actually remove friends or was missing friends
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| # ? Jul 6, 2007 07:02 |
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BS is not rich, but still full of fat.
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| # ? Jul 9, 2007 23:54 |
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X is a man of wealth and taste.
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| # ? Jul 10, 2007 04:49 |
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X is a lazy fat rear end :-). Cause at the moment thats currently what I am for a while. Broken foot FTL.
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| # ? Jul 11, 2007 18:15 |
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x is not a smart man but plays one on tv x is shopping at the kwik-e-mart x is right behind you x is defying the laws of physics x is being tortured like a 3rd world rebel x is going to kill bill
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| # ? Jul 11, 2007 20:17 |
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Found this one today. Some people love being public about this sorta thing: X is letting you know that her ex bf cheated on her by bringing some cheap slut to a motel a week ago and lied about it. 2 people.
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| # ? Jul 11, 2007 22:23 |
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X is known to the state of california to cause cancer EDIT: vwdude199 posted:currentlly mine is gently caress! beaten. how about this: X is a joker, and a smoker, and a midnight toker, X sure don't want to hurt no one! Gregslo fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2007 around 23:22 |
| # ? Jul 12, 2007 23:02 |
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Harry Potter spoilers for my current status. "X is HARRY MARRIES GINNY AND HAS THREE CHILDREN."
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| # ? Jul 17, 2007 01:15 |
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I havent used this one yet, but its from one my favourite movies. x is learning to never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. A gold florin to anyone who can work it out ;-)
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| # ? Jul 17, 2007 21:33 |
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confusion2005 posted:I havent used this one yet, but its from one my favourite movies. I want to say Princess Bride. Now where's my gold florin?! I really like the mario one. I don't have a lot of friends of facebook, but some I can think of would be: X is trapped, like a trap in a trap. (I want to say Dorothy Parker.) X is not just another pretty face. X is a recovering crack whore. X is not going deaf, she is ignoring you. X is an Estrogen Farm.
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| # ? Jul 18, 2007 00:20 |
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X is brakeing up with you. X is trying to think of something witty to put here. I really want to put a Harry Potter spoiler, but I know someone who'd get really mad... so maybe I should.
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| # ? Jul 18, 2007 06:09 |
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InferiorCatwoman posted:I want to say Princess Bride. Now where's my gold florin?! You are of course quite correct. I've emailed your gold florin to InferiorCatwoman @ gmail.com ;-)
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| # ? Jul 18, 2007 22:16 |
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____ is a complicated man but no one understands him but his woman. ____!
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| # ? Jul 18, 2007 23:33 |
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confusion2005 posted:You are of course quite correct. That's not my email, my email is InferiorCatwoman at evilemail dot com! Haha. *waits* X is full of awesome.
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| # ? Jul 19, 2007 02:42 |
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Y-Hat posted:Harry Potter spoilers for my current status. X is the 8th Horcrux Dumbledore never knew about.
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| # ? Jul 20, 2007 23:09 |
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Mine is currently "X is a nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice." It's a (modified) Foghorn Leghorn quote, since he's awesome.
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| # ? Jul 22, 2007 17:48 |
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x is eating mustard packets for fun (and profit!) x is roadkill on the information superhighway x is molesting a jack-o-lantern (brb) x is home, alone, clutching a bottle of cheap red wine while crying piteously into his cold can of Chef Boyardee Lonely Style ravioli (borrowed from goon quotes) x is as Ann as the nose on Plain's face x is hot poo poo in a champagne glass. You are cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup. x is an atomic superman with an octangle shaped body and freeway off-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal... x is in the Angry Dome x is trying to make dinner out of ketchup packets and some cracker crumbs he found. Alas...
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| # ? Jul 22, 2007 22:42 |
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X is truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous!
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| # ? Jul 23, 2007 01:21 |
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X is harmful if swallowed. X is a big ugly moron with a big butt, and my butt smells, and i like to kiss my own butt.
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| # ? Jul 23, 2007 05:08 |
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X is not the issue here, Dude.
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| # ? Jul 23, 2007 05:32 |
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is eating a peach, he's going to take his time about it. is sitting in the bath, wearing sunglasses. is on line one sir, shall I put him through? is about 5'10 with dark hair, he normally wears a monocle. If you've seen him, please contact the proper authorities.
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| # ? Jul 23, 2007 14:48 |
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My next one is going to be :- x is taking the red pill.
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| # ? Jul 23, 2007 22:00 |
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Mine is currently: x is unsure whether, in fact, sheep go to heaven and goats go to hell.
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| # ? Jul 24, 2007 00:08 |
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I'm a enjoyable human being for Meat Loaf. X is burning like the edge of a knife X ispraying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive, 'cause if X has to spend another minute with you he doesn't think he could really survive. X is a lemon and X wants his money back. X is barely seventeen and barely dressed.
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| # ? Jul 24, 2007 01:39 |
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X is gone, like your dignity.
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| # ? Jul 24, 2007 05:52 |
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Mine, at the moment. Samboni is from Dateline NBC and is doing a story on adults who try to meet children on the internet for sex. What do you have to say for yourself?.
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| # ? Jul 25, 2007 18:43 |
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ManSedan posted:I'm a enjoyable human being for Meat Loaf. See if you can guess the origin of the past month's worth of statuses without using the spoilers! X is left on his own, like a rainbow in the dark. Dio - Rainbow in the Dark X is searching for something more, beyond this lonely hill. Samiam - Mud Hill X is falling to pieces (somebody put him together). Faith No More - Falling to Pieces X is shouting golden shouts. Nitzer Ebb - Murderous X is smashing his head on the punk rock. Sebadoh - Smash Your Head on the Punk Rock (album) X is throwing gasoline on the fire and now he has stumps for legs and no eyebrows. NOFX - We Threw yada-yada-yada... X is the bionic vapour boy. Mr. Bungle - Golem II: The Bionic Vapour Boy
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| # ? Jul 25, 2007 20:53 |
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Some of my favorites from friends: X is enjoying his first shower in 5 days. X is suffering from hot-tub frichinosis. X is losing oxygen... it's no emergency. (Men, Women, and Children song quote) X is just dandy! X is truly impressed with the performance and ease of use of the Apple iPhone. From my recent ones: X is 60% less hairy than before. X is the man now, dog. X is the most useless Application ever. X is made of stars.
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| # ? Jul 26, 2007 04:23 |
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Haven't used these yet but plan on it: X is SPATULA CITY!! X is Spraynard Kruger.
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| # ? Jul 26, 2007 16:10 |
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x is tired of working doin nothing, not making anything. (Refused) x is causin more family feuds than Richard Dawson. (Wu Tang Clan)
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| # ? Jul 27, 2007 16:49 |
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is in an emergency situation and is not trying to order a loving pizza.
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| # ? Jul 27, 2007 18:56 |
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My current one: X is not the greatest song in the world, he is just a tribute.
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| # ? Aug 8, 2007 02:10 |
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Current: X is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLL...gggOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
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| # ? Aug 8, 2007 07:56 |
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I recently saw: X is neither "e'rbody," nor is he "in da club," and therefore he is not getting tipsy. X is a clown with a rag soaked in ether. X is coming to theater near you.
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| # ? Aug 9, 2007 06:54 |
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My current one is: X is doing the truffle shuffle. Hahaha, child obesity. I guess it's funny because I'm not fat at all.
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| # ? Aug 9, 2007 14:17 |
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Oh man, these are Gold. I have the returning videotapes one.. Next in line will be live-studio audience, out of pokémon, not the greatest song in the world, 200 degrees..
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| # ? Aug 9, 2007 14:28 |
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is practicing baroque hand gestures while grimacing in a modernist fashion. is never going hide his sawbuck where he hides his candelabrum. Timothy Mcsweeney, I adore thee.
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| # ? Aug 9, 2007 15:53 |
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X is a bad enough dude to rescue the president.
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| # ? Aug 9, 2007 17:51 |
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X is never on schedule, but always on time.
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| # ? Aug 9, 2007 18:37 |
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Few recent ones: X is a miserable creature, and has no chance of being free unless made or kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. X is poking a badger with a spoon. X is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. X is bound to simplicity and as a rule is in conflict with common sense.
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