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Lazy_Liberal

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

RazorX posted:

Busting my BYOB cherry to show my appreciation.

now get to posting

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Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!
not letting it die, just got home from work and finishing up instrumentation...next is vocals. :)

Tongue of Colicab

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Midget Porn! posted:

not letting it die, just got home from work and finishing up instrumentation...next is vocals. :)


YAY! :haw:

Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!
Oh god this sounds like the the ramones meet puccini...

Tongue of Colicab

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Midget Porn! posted:

Oh god this sounds like the the ramones meet puccini...

HAHAHA

Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!
welp, its more like liza minelli meets the ramones, but whatever
this sucks so bad ahahaha

also, my mind was sidetracked so i titled the ID3 tags iceream

i think it fits

Snausages

What's the deal with airline food?

Midget Porn! posted:

welp, its more like liza minelli meets the ramones, but whatever
this sucks so bad ahahaha

also, my mind was sidetracked so i titled the ID3 tags iceream

i think it fits



awesome

Tongue of Colicab

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Midget Porn! posted:

welp, its more like liza minelli meets the ramones, but whatever
this sucks so bad ahahaha

also, my mind was sidetracked so i titled the ID3 tags iceream

i think it fits




HOLY poo poo...

IF I HAD RECORDING EQUIPMENT RIGHT NOW, I'D ACTUALLY MAKE THIS SONG, AND RECORD REAL GUITAR AND BASS FOR IT.

HOLY poo poo

you are now immortalised in my itunes gunez folder

so what's next on the list? I'll start writing lyrics for it.

Tongue of Colicab fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Feb 27, 2007

Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!

Paradox Moment posted:

HOLY poo poo...

IF I HAD RECORDING EQUIPMENT RIGHT NOW, I'D ACTUALLY MAKE THIS SONG, AND RECORD REAL GUITAR AND BASS FOR IT.

HOLY poo poo


so what's next on the list? I'll start writing lyrics for it.

I want a loungue (bluesy and slow) song about putting down carpet
I already got the instrumentation started

Tongue of Colicab

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Midget Porn! posted:

I want a loungue (bluesy and slow) song about putting down carpet
I already got the instrumentation started

ok...kinda elvis crossed with James Brown, but here goes.

verse:
you're down on your knees, baby.
you're down by the fire.
I'm thinking I need you, baby.
we're down to the wire.

Chorus:
I'm calling you in on your day off.
come here or you'll feel the lay-off

come to me
come for me
lay for me
this carpet, oooh!


Verse 2: breakdown-ish
you're earning your over-time pay
darling, your time is wasting away
get to the jobsite so that you can lay the carpet baby.

verse 3: teh win
lay it right down, honey
lay it down right.
don't matter how long it takes
you'll be here all night

Outro:
you're getting a paycheck, lovely
and that's why your mine.
here at this nine to five
I own your drat life.

Tongue of Colicab fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Feb 27, 2007

Tongue of Colicab

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:f5h::f5:

Army of meat

So wasteful!

Paradox Moment posted:

:f5h::f5:

:f5h::fap:

Tongue of Colicab

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kateoo posted:

:f5h::fap:

moer liek
:f5h::awesome::hf::swoon::fh:

Tongue of Colicab

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guys...midget porn is almost done with the next song...

get ready

Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore
fuckin right this shits awesome!


i have a guitar, bass and recording poo poo but i dont even know how to lay a drat groove in acid pro or fruity loops er nuthin.

TEACH ME OH WISE GOONS

Tongue of Colicab

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Squirrels2Nuts posted:

fuckin right this shits awesome!


i have a guitar, bass and recording poo poo but i dont even know how to lay a drat groove in acid pro or fruity loops er nuthin.

TEACH ME OH WISE GOONS

it is unpossible for me to teahc you...for it would require my physical presence.

Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore

Paradox Moment posted:

it is unpossible for me to teahc you...for it would require my physical presence.


i feared as much. *tracks have no beat and go off time* :sweatdrop:

Tongue of Colicab

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Squirrels2Nuts posted:

i feared as much. *tracks have no beat and go off time* :sweatdrop:

find your self a local master to apprentice with my young padawan.

Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore

Paradox Moment posted:

find your self a local master to apprentice with my young padawan.

what should i just take my laptop to a music store and hope somebody knows their poo poo?

Tongue of Colicab

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Squirrels2Nuts posted:

what should i just take my laptop to a music store and hope somebody knows their poo poo?

maybe not take the laptop at first, but make friends with people who are into the same poo poo.

Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!
last song of the night



Paradox thank you so much for the lyrics and teaching me a thing or two about music theory!

also, god help me i cant believe i just sang this

Tongue of Colicab

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Midget Porn! posted:

last song of the night



Paradox thank you so much for the lyrics and teaching me a thing or two about music theory!

also, god help me i cant believe i just sang this


:fh: so hard at this IMO


you have a great voice for this kind of stuff.

please do more tomorrow.

cupcakes!

by T. Fine

RazorX posted:

Busting my BYOB cherry to show my appreciation.

<3 MidgetPorn <3 Your voice is excellent.

Christ this is fantastic. Please do more.

CuddleChunks

squidtrick posted:

<3 MidgetPorn <3 Your voice is excellent.

Christ this is fantastic. Please do more.

Agreed on all points.

Tongue of Colicab

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CuddleChunks posted:

Agreed on all points.

:haw:

Planimal

don't autoban again jerk.
somebody put this in the Friday Feature thread.

Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!
welp request line is open
I need a genre and subject
(paradox moment is helping me with the lyrics, so awesome :) )

fishhat
death metal song about buttes

Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!

fishhat posted:

death metal song about buttes

that I can definitely do!

hmmm buttes...

holy crap i think i might even be inspired enough to make lyrics :wth:

i did make the reggae lyrics, but how hard is it to talk about byob? :)

Midget Porn! fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Feb 27, 2007

Tongue of Colicab

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Midget Porn! posted:

welp request line is open
I need a genre and subject
(paradox moment is helping me with the lyrics, so awesome :) )

I may be incommunicado for most of the night :gonk:

it's my mother's birthday, and my girlfriend is coming over.

but I'll help however I can

Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!

Paradox Moment posted:

I may be incommunicado for most of the night :gonk:

it's my mother's birthday, and my girlfriend is coming over.

but I'll help however I can

its ok man i think i can handle this one solo ;)

Tongue of Colicab

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Midget Porn! posted:

its ok man i think i can handle this one solo ;)

cool, I'll be back on the job tomorrow, bringing lyrical goon(d)ness

SillyDuck

by Lowtax
I'm going to be honest, I caressed my penis while listening to your music but I don't stroke it because you are my friend :glomp:

SillyDuck fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Feb 28, 2007

Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!
dear god i'm learning a few things

i know nothing about death metal for one

i will keep working on this but in the meantime if there is another request that i could possibly polish up by midnight EST i will play around with it

alt-tap

why am i not funny? :'(
a jazz bit about marijuana being outlawed by a judge hew hated jazz (cos thats what happened)

Squirrels2Nuts

comedere nuces omni tempore
im me and i could maybe show you some metal and you could do the beats, porno midget?

Tongue of Colicab

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just saying that tomorrow I will be back with a brand new attack :slick:


and I will be able to help with deathmetal

Aburke27
HEaoheah
This is hawt :flashfap: :slick: Wonder how a 4:20 song would roll with 5'oclock somewhere or some shits.

Aburke27 fucked around with this message at 11:42 on Feb 28, 2007

fishhat

Midget Porn! posted:

dear god i'm learning a few things

i know nothing about death metal for one

i will keep working on this but in the meantime if there is another request that i could possibly polish up by midnight EST i will play around with it

i'm very flattered that you care that much about my request! but don't kill yourself. how about french pop?

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Craiglen
This is the most byob thread i have ever experienced