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Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!
this is what comes of waking at 2am
just for you, my byobuddies :glomp:



good god this is long

here:

Trill rear end made a kickass song about byob

Damon in the Wind

Punk Ice cream!

Carpet (hehe this is dirty oh god)

Byob Mixdown, by Trill rear end

OH MY GOTH!

ATTENTION HO

Midget Porn! fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Mar 6, 2007

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GranMal posted:

lol wait are the lyrics actually referencing the forum

post them plz

oh ok.

*ahem* lyrics:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most

See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
because the circlejerks in the yob dey never stop

it's all about threads see how many you can make
see how many times you can make a post that is fake
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the yob its not about attention
you dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection

It BYOB, BYOB time
Hurf and a Durf, sliding to the Goldmine

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GranMal posted:

effort

yeah I know irony huh :haw:

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CuddleChunks posted:

What did you use to make this song?

Acid Pro and audacity. :shobon:

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Meitnerium posted:

did you know you are a female on the internet

no this never occurred to me

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P.N.T.M. posted:

make some more :wookie:

gimme a subject and ill try :)

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Snausages posted:

mon dis be good

write about da topic of icecream

ok but its gonna be a diff genre i have many more resources other than reggae

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:woop: friends are here
this will have to wait until later tonight

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trill rear end posted:

wow this is awful


edit: my horrible attempt at a byob song (its chill)

this is going on my mp3 player...I love ambient electronica
beautiful :swoon:

Midget Porn!

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working on "Matt Damon in the Wind" right now

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Snausages posted:

will you do punk ice cream next

I want to...the punk is not a problem...but I have terrible writer's block right now :(
If you can come up with some lyrics it will totally be done later this afternoon :)

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okay, now since I'm a soprano and not Elton John, I had to change the pitch, but I think it worked. Thanks The Werle, this was fun as hell.

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paging 22WRM since his avatar inspired all this

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someone please write me some more lyrics...i guess im a one lyrical song pony today

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Hermey Elf, D.D.S posted:

There seriously needs to be a flash tub video to the op :colbert:

shmorky

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PenguinBC posted:

Requesting you make an entire BYOB CD and sell it (make the songs free but people can buy the cd if they want, which some will. It would also make a good gift to send)

oh god can you imagine making a song for TFR :laugh:

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22WRM posted:

:whatup:
:q:

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Paradox Moment posted:

midget porn, I'm requesting a shoutout in a future song...

whatever genre you want to do...:sweatdrop:

if ANYONE would help me with some lyrics, I would be happy to do so

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Disco Duck posted:

midget porn i want you to be my bride

that honor belongs to someone else this May :shobon:

but thank you

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Tipps posted:

If the next song were a classical interpretation of the BYOB theme, I would play the cello for it.

Or air cello rather.

I dont own a cello.

And ive never played one...

One can dream though :gbsmith:

cello i can pull off with a program right on the computer

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Paradox Moment posted:

what is the next song your working on...you will have lyrics very fast

I'm doing that song about ice cream

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Paradox Moment posted:

punk icecream

the structure is intro/chorus
verse
chorus
verse
chorus

chorus:
we don't need no christian right
we don't want no Atheist wrong
we're giving up this Anarchist shite!
gonna get some icecream tonight.

verse 1:
strawberry's better than revolution.
talking bout flavors, not evolution.
Paradox Moments and no solutions.
take the night off for absolution

chorus

verse 2:
chocolate syrup and caramel toppings
rocky road for the hardcore kids.
banana splits for the party dropping
this party isn't gonna be stopping

soon!

last chorus.

edit: imagine SUM41 or one of those kind of bands on a sugar rush.

Oh man this is great.
I'll have to finish it tomorrow when I get home. :)

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not letting it die, just got home from work and finishing up instrumentation...next is vocals. :)

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Oh god this sounds like the the ramones meet puccini...

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welp, its more like liza minelli meets the ramones, but whatever
this sucks so bad ahahaha

also, my mind was sidetracked so i titled the ID3 tags iceream

i think it fits

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Paradox Moment posted:

HOLY poo poo...

IF I HAD RECORDING EQUIPMENT RIGHT NOW, I'D ACTUALLY MAKE THIS SONG, AND RECORD REAL GUITAR AND BASS FOR IT.

HOLY poo poo


so what's next on the list? I'll start writing lyrics for it.

I want a loungue (bluesy and slow) song about putting down carpet
I already got the instrumentation started

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last song of the night



Paradox thank you so much for the lyrics and teaching me a thing or two about music theory!

also, god help me i cant believe i just sang this

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welp request line is open
I need a genre and subject
(paradox moment is helping me with the lyrics, so awesome :) )

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fishhat posted:

death metal song about buttes

that I can definitely do!

hmmm buttes...

holy crap i think i might even be inspired enough to make lyrics :wth:

i did make the reggae lyrics, but how hard is it to talk about byob? :)

Midget Porn! fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Feb 27, 2007

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Paradox Moment posted:

I may be incommunicado for most of the night :gonk:

it's my mother's birthday, and my girlfriend is coming over.

but I'll help however I can

its ok man i think i can handle this one solo ;)

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dear god i'm learning a few things

i know nothing about death metal for one

i will keep working on this but in the meantime if there is another request that i could possibly polish up by midnight EST i will play around with it

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fishhat posted:

i'm very flattered that you care that much about my request! but don't kill yourself. how about french pop?

give me an example of this so I can find, listen and learn ;)
and i dont know french
so could i really do this justice?

Midget Porn! fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Mar 1, 2007

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Paradox Moment posted:

do you know any foreign languages well enough to write and sing in it?

:laugh: yeah Latin!

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Paradox Moment posted:

ok...

what about an opera piece about buttes.

THAT I can DO!

Get to work my lyrical muse! ;)

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Scaught posted:

can someone BYOB my trix rabbit

and then buy it for me

wrong thread duder ;)

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trill rear end posted:

pure awesomeness and love

:love: this

:worship:

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okay, my lyricist is MIA :raise:
so, i need some help you guys :glomp:

subject: i'm not that picky

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Fermata posted:

Song Style: Hip Hop
Here are some lyrics:
I like sausages
I like sausages
You know what I like
I like me some
Sausages, sausages, sausages
They are yummy
In my tummy
Because they are
Sausages, sausages, sausages
That be all BYOB
Peace
(I just made these lyrics up.)

umm ok but can i do something other than hip hop :shobon:

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Fermata posted:

Sure. :)

okay great

hold on

** paging OMG ITZ JAMES **

Midget Porn! fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Mar 3, 2007

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OMG ITZ JAMES posted:

sorry i suck at rapping unless you wanna hear something between weird al and larry the cable guy

but you can make a hip hop track, yes? :D