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jidohanbaiki
Feb 21, 2006
Before I knew it, there were penises EVERYWHERE!

Dr. M. posted:

Sorry, in order for it to earn that title, you'll have to convince us that it's worse than "Marmaduke".

Yeah, but at least Marmaduke gets everything accomplished in one panel. At least on the weekdays.

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CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005



Nausicaa posted:

I think that in terms of pencil-mileage, Pat McDonnell has the easiest job in the world. Some Mutts strips must take all of ten minutes to sketch and ink.

Luckily I like Mutts

Mutts is a surprisingly decent comic.

Nausicaa
Jun 02, 2005

You're crap, you are.

I met Pat at New York Con and he drew a little picture of Mooch saying 'yesh!' for me. He was very cool.

I GENERALLY agree that too much soap-boxing in comic strips is not a good thing, but I support animal welfare (not PETA-grade, thank you), so I forgive Mutts for using the strip to encourage shelter adoption. Somehow Pat achieves it without being sanctimonious.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

It's so nice to be insane, no one asks you to explain.


Crumbunist posted:

Mutts is a surprisingly decent comic.



Yeah, until they spend a full week with the "little pink sock". You'll pray for a quick death.

Nausicaa
Jun 02, 2005

You're crap, you are.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Yeah, until they spend a full week with the "little pink sock". You'll pray for a quick death.

I love Little Pink Sock. It makes me

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005



Nausicaa posted:

I love Little Pink Sock. It makes me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_sock

You'll never think of a "pink sock" the same way again.

CrumFUNist! fucked around with this message at Jun 12, 2007 around 04:36

Nausicaa
Jun 02, 2005

You're crap, you are.

Oh har har.

Yes, and every single cartoon female who wears a pearl necklace likes bukakke

Tambourine Man
Dec 27, 2005

by Lowtax


Nausicaa posted:

Oh har har.

Yes, and every single cartoon female who wears a pearl necklace likes bukakke

Now you're getting it.

Volatile Penguin
May 11, 2007

Everything is catching, yes, everything is catching on fire.

Nausicaa posted:

Luckily I like Mutts

So do I.

But it's not in my paper anymore.

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005





That guy in the last panel looks incredibly feminine. Also he has a rectangular nose.

Vingle Prime
Jan 22, 2006

You're really going to get a kick out of this...

Nausicaa posted:

I think that in terms of pencil-mileage, Pat McDonnell has the easiest job in the world. Some Mutts strips must take all of ten minutes to sketch and ink.

Luckily I like Mutts

Mutts is another charming strip, funny in a way that is beyond me.

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

Crumbunist posted:

That guy in the last panel looks incredibly feminine.

Welcome to "How to draw women, and heck, men too if you keep the hair short" by Lynn Johnston

blinkeve1826
Jul 26, 2005

WELCOME TO THE NEW DEATH

Crumbunist posted:



That guy in the last panel looks incredibly feminine. Also he has a rectangular nose.

Wait, is this shopped, or were the people in the second panel DRAWN to be all , and ??

Edit: What on earth does the punchline MEAN??????

Edit 2: Is there even a punchline at all???????

jidohanbaiki
Feb 21, 2006
Before I knew it, there were penises EVERYWHERE!

Nausicaa posted:

I love Little Pink Sock. It makes me

My can has a little pink sock and plays with it much the same way Mooch does, so the little pink sock strips always make me giggle. I don't even want to know what creepy thing the rest of you are associating with it. Grow up!

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 09, 2007

"The apocalyptic scenario in Watchmen is what happens if Jurassic Park goes too far"



blinkeve1826 posted:

Wait, is this shopped, or were the people in the second panel DRAWN to be all , and ??

Edit: What on earth does the punchline MEAN??????

Edit 2: Is there even a punchline at all???????

In Lynn's defense, I think the furthest to the right is actually a digital camera over his face.

The only way the "punchline" makes sense to me is if that feminine-looking guy is a shaved, badly drawn Granthony.
If he clipped the 'stache, it would be quite the emotional event!

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005



Let's see what else is happening in the comic universe.



When Ben comes home, it'll be three strips at most until Bernice suffocates him with a pillow going "I'm a good sister, I'm a good sister" over and over again in a soft voice.



She managed to make Cathy look uglier than usual. How is that possible?



I'm sure he was looking forward to those roast carrots.

Gaseous Snake
Jan 07, 2006



Crumbunist posted:



Unless some Secret War or Infinite Crisis starts. I will be very dissapointed by this crossover.

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

Don't talk to anyone, don't touch anything, don't do anything, don't interact with anyone, and try not to look at anything.

Crumbunist posted:



Hahaha. What a ridiculous amount of lipstick she put on.

HE'S COMING HO

Crumbunist posted:



Look at Alice's face. How do you fail at drawing a style as simple as Scott Adams'??

Crumbunist posted:



Speaking of failing at drawing.

blinkeve1826
Jul 26, 2005

WELCOME TO THE NEW DEATH

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

In Lynn's defense, I think the furthest to the right is actually a digital camera over his face.

The only way the "punchline" makes sense to me is if that feminine-looking guy is a shaved, badly drawn Granthony.
If he clipped the 'stache, it would be quite the emotional event!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

There HAS to be a better way for Lynn to have conveyed to her audience that that's Granthony, I didn't recognize him until you pointed WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS STUPID COMIC? SA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEEEEE????

sund
Mar 28, 2005

Location: Parumph, Nevada

/\/\/\
No one else would react in complete and utter shock that she attended the wedding like she told him she would a week earlier. Plus he's always been the best at mentally perving her.

Crumbunist posted:



I'm sure he was looking forward to those roast carrots.

Maybe he cares about global warming and doesn't want to support deforestation and the inefficient use of greenhouse gas producing fuel just to have a carrot roast. Or maybe he's rushing to make sure that everyone in the local hospital is back on their ventilators or all the locally grown organic produce is being properly refrigerated.

Mr. Highway
Feb 25, 2007

I'm a very lonely man, doing what I can.

Crumbunist posted:




I'm sure he was looking forward to those roast carrots.

This whole power outtage scheme is a little to idealistic, like those faux-intellictual highschools kids who think there would be instant peace around the world if we gave up government and religion. Highschoolers and my roommate, that is.

Kinda makes me glad I was gone for three weeks.

sund posted:

No one else would react in complete and utter shock that she attended the wedding like she told him she would a week earlier. Plus he's always been the best at mentally perving her.

I like how he is able to think in surprise yet keep such a calm and collective face.

Nausicaa
Jun 02, 2005

You're crap, you are.

But.. IS that Granthony? That can't be him without the Pornstache (tm)
Oh. It is. If you squint reeeeeally closely, you can see the age spots - I mean freckles.

Lynn's pulling a Pygmalion here. It doesn't explain Liz's reaction at all. Surely, like the rest of us, she'd be ending her little Precious Moments Inner Monologue with "..wedding are.. full of very pers- WTF??!"

Unless she KNEW about this because in a couple of days time, she'll receive an envelope in the mail containing the contents of Granthony's razor, which she will then sew into the lining of her old bunny and start sleeping with it between her thighs... oh, the places that mo' could have gone....

Or is this the wedding where all Liz's old suitors show up and the first one to remove Mason's goolies with his bare hands wins her?

As for Luann - ah, it's so cute when men try to draw women applying makeup.

jidohanbaiki
Feb 21, 2006
Before I knew it, there were penises EVERYWHERE!

Or wait, maybe the mustache is the mysterious GUEST???

Hence, why it is no longer on his face.

blinkeve1826
Jul 26, 2005

WELCOME TO THE NEW DEATH

jidohanbaiki posted:

Or wait, maybe the mustache is the mysterious GUEST???

Hence, why it is no longer on his face.

Oh PLEASE oh please oh please oh please

The Blue L-Block
Oct 01, 2005
Tetris <3

I used to read Prince Valiant in the sunday section just because it was so bad. there's just something very off-putting about the whole thing. My new love has to be Lio. It's running for a couple months in our paper and they're gathering reader response. I can't live without Lio.

timb
Dec 14, 2006



Nausicaa posted:

Unless she KNEW about this because in a couple of days time, she'll receive an envelope in the mail containing the contents of Granthony's razor, which she will then sew into the lining of her old bunny and start sleeping with it between her thighs... oh, the places that mo' could have gone....

...thanks for that mental picture. This will crop up in my dreams tonight, drat you.

Hatter106
Nov 25, 2006

bolshi fight za homosex

Crumbunist posted:



She managed to make Cathy look uglier than usual. How is that possible?

Wow, the author of Stone Soup really has an inferiority complex. Between this and the "JOAN STONE ERA" strip, she seems to think that no one will think her strip is memorable unless she tells them that it is!

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004
Preponderant Obfuscator

And here we see Delta and Bernice busting racial stereotypes!


Got kinda lazy at the end, there. Has anyone made a Luann font? Cutting and pasting the individual letters really sucks.

Police Academy 6
Jul 12, 2006


Prof. Spaceman posted:

"observer of life", maybe. Witty? No.

"Fred Basset" is, without a doubt, THE WORST comic stip in the history of humanity. It has never been funny, interesting, or even "heartwarming". As an aspiring cartoonist myself, this sort of uninspired, bland drivel makes me hate the fact that my time in Art school will probably end up wasted. Check out this gem:



HAHAHAHHA!!!! HE'S TIRED!!!!!!!
This strip has no jokes. Ever. It's just the dog saying things that are happening. My paper imports two strips from England- this and "Andy Capp". C'mon, UK. You can do better than that.

a friend of mine made this and i thought it was pretty much the most brilliant thing ever



sorry for imagesocket, but it was too big for waffleimages

Magic
May 18, 2004

Your ass is on my platter, snapperhead!

Command Key posted:

a friend of mine made this and i thought it was pretty much the most brilliant thing ever



sorry for imagesocket, but it was too big for waffleimages
Jesus Christ, . This is so loving trippy, especially the effects and random Russian (?) text. Is it a reference to something?

Also:

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004
Preponderant Obfuscator

Dr. Dos
Aug 05, 2005

YAAAAAAAY!

Crumbunist posted:



I wonder how well a realdoll Alice would sell.

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

Magic posted:

random Russian (?) text.

Looks like Greek, but I don't know what it says

Alan Smithee
Jan 03, 2005


You'll never post in this town again

Crumbunist posted:

She managed to make Cathy look uglier than usual. How is that possible?

She didn't even get the personality right, shouldn't Cathy be like "GAAAH YOU'RE PREGNANT BUT I'M STILL FATTER THAN YOU AAAAACCCCCKk!!!!"

and shouldn't Alice be rolling up her sleave getting ready to sock the poo poo out of her?

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004
Preponderant Obfuscator

Miles Vorkosigan
Mar 21, 2007

All Hail Britannia!

csammis posted:

Looks like Greek, but I don't know what it says

I see what looks like "Ted Basset" and "the greatest thing", based purely on what I learned about the greek letters in physics.

Dr. M.
Apr 27, 2007
Come up to me with your what did you say? and I'll tell you straight in the eye: D.I.Y.!

Lazlow posted:



This is the first post on this thread that's made me freakin' laugh out loud. Congrats.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here," "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Alan Smithee posted:

She didn't even get the personality right, shouldn't Cathy be like "GAAAH YOU'RE PREGNANT BUT I'M STILL FATTER THAN YOU AAAAACCCCCKk!!!!"

and shouldn't Alice be rolling up her sleave getting ready to sock the poo poo out of her?

Shouldn't Cathy be the one saying "I hope there's enough party food to go around?"

yaoi prophet
Apr 09, 2007



csammis posted:

Looks like Greek, but I don't know what it says

First one is 'even kiaq[?] manifest. the ruling of the desire in me.' I have no idea what the 'kiaq' is supposed to be, but there you go.

The really trippy panel is 'enjoy your greatest thing ted basset.'

EDIT: Inspired by The Parking Lot Is Full's 'chicken' strip, I give you: Chi Chicke chi Chi Chick:



The guy in the second panel, by the way, is saying "Yeah! Nice rack, Liz!".

yaoi prophet fucked around with this message at Jun 13, 2007 around 01:42

mcrandello
Mar 29, 2001



Magic posted:

Jesus Christ, . This is so loving trippy, especially the effects and random Russian (?) text. Is it a reference to something?

It reminds me of a low key nanonuts.

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