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Awesome Bill

The_Rob posted:

Maybe it was because he had a low content post.

dont they have a thread over there for questions like that?

tell him this oh god he'll love it

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Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
Is anyone still reading or should I just stop?

HulkaMatt

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


For those who don't know me and khad are loving up someone online and khads left me hanging for the past like 40 minutes so he can talk to this person so i just keep doing the same thing waiting for khad to join in on the fun but no he's just standing there in the ring :(

HulkaMatt

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Khad posted:

Is anyone still reading or should I just stop?

you gotta go on now man you've left me hanging so I wanna see how this ends up!!

Awesome Bill

Khad posted:

Is anyone still reading or should I just stop?
i skipped these last two and missed where you said what i told you to say

way to make me look dumb :argh:

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:41] KhadBanks: Well maybe you had the wrong attitude going in then.
[23:41] KhadBanks: I don't feel like a customer at SA.
[23:42] FreshlySnipesCMR: maybe you got your head so far up lowtax's rear end you can't see the forest for the trees
[23:42] FreshlySnipesCMR: well you are one
[23:42] FreshlySnipesCMR: in every sense of the word
[23:42] KhadBanks: Lowtax has trees in his rear end? :(
[23:42] KhadBanks: I hope they are small trees :)
[23:42] KhadBanks: Cause like a giant oak would hurt like hell
[23:42] KhadBanks: Plus I am short I can't see over trees :(
[23:43] KhadBanks: Sorry I have slight ADD
[23:43] FreshlySnipesCMR: thats very byob
[23:43] KhadBanks: Anyway I don't talk to lowtax
[23:43] KhadBanks: I just feel more like Im part of a community
[23:43] KhadBanks: I didn't join SA with the idea "I AM BUYING A SERVICE"
[23:44] KhadBanks: I joined it with the idea "Oh this community is neat and its ten bucks to keep out people that make bad posts etc so I should be careful"
[23:44] FreshlySnipesCMR: the problem is, SA considers itself a community when it's convenient
[23:44] FreshlySnipesCMR: ie. justifying unfair bans

Entropic

patriarchy sucks

quote:

FreshlySnipesCMR: i was a customer

I'm imagining him saying that in a Marlon Brando "I coulda been a contender" voice.

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
A BIGGEN

quote:

[23:45] KhadBanks: But Lowtax didn't ban you
[23:45] FreshlySnipesCMR: yes he did
[23:45] FreshlySnipesCMR: he's the CEO
[23:45] FreshlySnipesCMR: he's responsible
[23:45] KhadBanks: So if like
[23:45] KhadBanks: You went to a wal mart
[23:45] KhadBanks: And got kicked out
[23:45] KhadBanks: For having weed sandwiches
[23:45] KhadBanks: Its the CEOs fault
[23:46] KhadBanks: I just don't see how one person's actions lead you to hate a different person
[23:46] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's lowtax's fault
[23:47] FreshlySnipesCMR: because he put ozma in control, and he failed to unban me
[23:47] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's not like he couldn't reverse an unjust ban
[23:47] KhadBanks: I thought you said that one girl put Ozma in control?
[23:47] FreshlySnipesCMR: ?
[23:47] KhadBanks: Or it was said on one of your sites or something
[23:47] KhadBanks: Lithium or whatever her name was
[23:47] KhadBanks: I wasn't here for that
[23:47] FreshlySnipesCMR: dude
[23:47] FreshlySnipesCMR: you act like lowtax isn't in charge of SA
[23:47] KhadBanks: No not at all
[23:47] KhadBanks: I'm just saying
[23:48] FreshlySnipesCMR: everything is in his hands
[23:48] KhadBanks: He didn't ban you
[23:48] FreshlySnipesCMR: but he's got the final word, andd when he didn't unban me, he silently co-signed Ozma's ripping me off
[23:48] KhadBanks: But you were just another person that was banned
[23:49] KhadBanks: I doubt he goes by to every person who is banned (I could be wrong) and verifies it
[23:49] KhadBanks: I mean its like you expected Lowtax to Jesus out and save you or something
[23:49] KhadBanks: Did Lowtax even know you?
[23:49] FreshlySnipesCMR: well it's his responsibility that peope don't get cheated by his company
[23:50] KhadBanks: So you are saying that every other company that exists has CEOs that go around
[23:50] KhadBanks: And make sure no one gets cheated
[23:50] KhadBanks: Assuming that you were actually cheated out of something
[23:50] FreshlySnipesCMR: like if a branch of comcast cable canceled customer's service and kept charging the customer
[23:50] FreshlySnipesCMR: you better believe somebody is going to get fired
[23:50] KhadBanks: That kind of poo poo happens all the time
[23:50] KhadBanks: And no one gets fired.
[23:50] FreshlySnipesCMR: and customers are going to get refunded
[23:51] KhadBanks: Where does it say on SA that you are viable for a refund if banned?
[23:51] KhadBanks: Comcast has that all in their contracts and what ever
[23:51] FreshlySnipesCMR: look im not talking about sueing SA

Entropic

patriarchy sucks
Bah. Reasoning about corporate accountability is boring. More about his totally worthwhile and erudite posts on the scholarly subject of WEED SAMMICHES.

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:51] FreshlySnipesCMR: legally, lowtax reserves the right to ban you for any reason. or for no reason.
[23:52] FreshlySnipesCMR: but that doesn't make it right, or honest
[23:52] KhadBanks: Wait who said anything about lawsuits
[23:52] FreshlySnipesCMR: more like a scam.
[23:52] KhadBanks: It would be a scam if you came in and he said "I WILL NOT BAN YOU NEVER" and then did
[23:52] FreshlySnipesCMR: youre talking about contracts
[23:52] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's wrong to ban people for no reason
[23:52] KhadBanks: I was talking about refund notification
[23:52] KhadBanks: Even if you were banned for no reason its his website
[23:53] KhadBanks: Its not a public "company"
[23:53] FreshlySnipesCMR: yes it is
[23:53] KhadBanks: Oh you can own stock in SA?
[23:53] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[23:53] KhadBanks: poo poo show me where I need to buy some
[23:53] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's a company
[23:53] KhadBanks: Do you know what a public company is?
[23:53] FreshlySnipesCMR: w/e
[23:53] KhadBanks: If I went into a store that was privately owned and they refused to refund me for whatever reason
[23:53] KhadBanks: I would just have to suck it up
[23:54] KhadBanks: AS you said, they reserve the right to.
[23:54] FreshlySnipesCMR: yeah, andd you would be ripped off.
[23:54] FreshlySnipesCMR: and cheated.
[23:54] KhadBanks: So how is this different? Would you make websites and bitch and moan about it?
[23:54] FreshlySnipesCMR: i don't know how to make a website
[23:54] KhadBanks: So how long did you have your account with Somethingawful?
[23:54] FreshlySnipesCMR: so probably not
[23:55] KhadBanks: Before it got banned
[23:55] FreshlySnipesCMR: i've hadd several acconts
[23:55] KhadBanks: After you got banned or before?

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Sarumpaet posted:

Bah. Reasoning about corporate accountability is boring. More about his totally worthwhile and erudite posts on the scholarly subject of WEED SAMMICHES.

Alrighty

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:55] FreshlySnipesCMR: huh?
[23:55] KhadBanks: Did you have serveral accounts
[23:55] KhadBanks: before you got banned
[23:55] KhadBanks: or did you buy more
[23:55] KhadBanks: after
[23:56] FreshlySnipesCMR: no i got banned and registered new ones
[23:56] KhadBanks: So after you were "ripped off" you bought more accounts?
[23:56] FreshlySnipesCMR: sass.butes.org
[23:56] KhadBanks: hehe buttes

UH OH LOGIC

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:57] FreshlySnipesCMR: sass.buttes.org
[23:57] FreshlySnipesCMR: http://sassclopedia.info
[23:57] KhadBanks: I don
[23:57] FreshlySnipesCMR: http://sass.nuclearmayhem.com/index.php
[23:57] KhadBanks: err I don't get it
[23:57] FreshlySnipesCMR: yes
[23:57] FreshlySnipesCMR: i bought more accounts
[23:58] KhadBanks: So basically you put that slutty dress right back on
[23:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: im not asking yyou to feel sorry for me, this is bigger than me
[23:58] KhadBanks: I am not trying to feel sorry for you
[23:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: people get banned for no reason every day
[23:58] KhadBanks: I am just grasping for logic
[23:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's not about me

HulkaMatt

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


voted 5 and reading as the guy went away i'll just wait until he quits or something

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
THIS GUY IS REALLY MEAN

quote:

[23:59] KhadBanks: So did you ever ask Ozma why she banned you?
[00:00] KhadBanks: You should have like baked her a cake :)
[00:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: yeah they don't respond
[00:00] KhadBanks: I don't know what kind of cake she likes though :(
[00:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: loll
[00:00] KhadBanks: I like chocolate cake
[00:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: im sure she's not picky dude
[00:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: that bitch is loving huge
[00:00] KhadBanks: Thats not very nice >: (
[00:00] KhadBanks: You are just being bitter now
[00:00] KhadBanks: Like lemon cake
[00:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: she probably eats cake by the hour
[00:00] KhadBanks: You are Mr. Lemon cake >: (
[00:01] KhadBanks: Thanks a lot now I want cake
[00:01] KhadBanks: Actually I have some
[00:01] KhadBanks: Eh but its too late for cake
[00:01] KhadBanks: I'll be awake all night and then I'll be tired tomorrow
[00:01] KhadBanks: Cake will have to wait (that almost ryhmes)

Grandma's Little Secret

it is a clam
ok so let's say lowtax is a ball of weed the size of wal-mart

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Grandma's Little Secret posted:

ok so let's say lowtax is a ball of weed the size of wal-mart

OKAY LETS SEE

quote:

[00:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: gently caress ozma
[00:02] FreshlySnipesCMR: gently caress Whori Amos
[00:02] KhadBanks: gently caress the po-lice!
[00:02] KhadBanks: They just take our weed sandwiches away and eat them >: (
[00:03] KhadBanks: ok so let's say lowtax is a ball of weed the size of wal-mart
[00:03] KhadBanks: And like
[00:03] KhadBanks: You tried to take some to make a sandwich
[00:03] KhadBanks: And Ozma saw your sneaky rear end
[00:03] KhadBanks: And kicked you away from the ball of weed
[00:03] KhadBanks: I think thats pretty fair imo

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
My amazing cleverness is running out what should I ask now?

Grandma's Little Secret

it is a clam
BYOB: So basically you put that slutty dress right back on

Entropic

patriarchy sucks

quote:

[00:00] KhadBanks: You are just being bitter now
[00:00] KhadBanks: Like lemon cake
[00:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: she probably eats cake by the hour
[00:00] KhadBanks: You are Mr. Lemon cake >: (
:v:

HulkaMatt

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Khad I underestimate you sometimes :lol:

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
Seriously guys I am just trying to keep it funny now I am done with his logic about businesses and stuff

quote:

[00:04] KhadBanks: I mean I don't smoke weed or anything but I am sure if I had a ball that big
[00:04] KhadBanks: And people were all up in my weed ball
[00:04] KhadBanks: I'd get a little grumpy
[00:04] FreshlySnipesCMR: but its TCC
[00:04] FreshlySnipesCMR: a forum for talking about druga
[00:05] KhadBanks: Yeah but no one better be stealing my weed you know what I am sayin' player?

Grandma's Little Secret

it is a clam
drugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadrugadruga

Entropic

patriarchy sucks
A weed sammich is basically like asking for rape. He's a slut.

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[00:05] FreshlySnipesCMR: yeah
[00:06] FreshlySnipesCMR: 100%
[00:06] KhadBanks: 110% you are forgetting how I do things
[00:06] KhadBanks: It is my turn to pee
[00:07] KhadBanks: Okay so like
[00:07] KhadBanks: What if SA was a boat
[00:07] KhadBanks: And like
[00:07] KhadBanks: You were on the poop deck (poop)
[00:07] KhadBanks: And like
[00:07] KhadBanks: Just eating weed sandwiches in a slutty dress
[00:07] KhadBanks: You know what I mean?
[00:07] KhadBanks: Cause I really loving don't
[00:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: http://fi.somethingawful.com/is/img187/5612/raaacm7.jpg
[00:08] KhadBanks: I don't get it
[00:08] FreshlySnipesCMR: i know
[00:08] FreshlySnipesCMR: i know

The image is safe (unless he changes it its some picture of I think radium in front of a bison or something about faces being ripped off)

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[00:10] KhadBanks: Hmmm
[00:10] KhadBanks: Nope still don't get it
[00:10] KhadBanks: What do faces and wild bison have to do with weed sandwiches?
[00:10] FreshlySnipesCMR: get what?
[00:10] KhadBanks: That picture
[00:11] FreshlySnipesCMR: that's raddium
[00:11] FreshlySnipesCMR: and the text is something he posted in QCS
[00:11] KhadBanks: Radium isn't with SA anymore so I don't get it
[00:12] FreshlySnipesCMR: i know he isn't
[00:12] KhadBanks: So you still browse somethingawful
[00:12] KhadBanks: Even though it was a giant rip off and cheated/raped you
[00:12] KhadBanks: They didn't rip the dress though did they?
[00:12] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's free to browse
[00:12] KhadBanks: It was a nice dress :)
[00:12] KhadBanks: But with how much you hate it and want to fight for the people that were "screwed by da man" you still visit it?
[00:13] KhadBanks: I mean wouldn't you boycott it or something?
[00:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: yeah why not?
[00:13] KhadBanks: Like if I got raped in a dark alley with a slutty dress
[00:13] KhadBanks: I sure as hell wouldn't wear the dress (NO MATTER HOW NICE IT LOOKS ON ME) and walk into a dark alley
[00:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: im not supporting them by browsing them

HulkaMatt

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


so why did he keep buying several accounts and start a huge UNBAN KEEP IT REAL thing with every account anyway his mom must have been mad about the credit card bill

also why is he so stupid

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

HulkaMatt posted:

so why did he keep buying several accounts and start a huge UNBAN KEEP IT REAL thing with every account anyway his mom must have been mad about the credit card bill

also why is he so stupid

Weed sandwiches

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[00:13] KhadBanks: Yes you are
[00:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: how
[00:14] KhadBanks: Even if its a little bit, those ads do generate some revenue.
[00:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: i don't click them
[00:14] KhadBanks: Oh come on not even once in a while?
[00:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: never
[00:14] KhadBanks: I am really tempted to click on this FREE XBOX 360 (BRAND NEW)
[00:14] KhadBanks: In fact let me see what that is
[00:14] KhadBanks: DUDE THIS IS A GREAT DEAL
[00:14] KhadBanks: http://www.freegameconsoles.net/dest?id=333&promoid=101446&pid=1900000850&cid=37&lid=1150
[00:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: you're so BYOB
[00:15] KhadBanks: Well thats where I am usually chillaxing
[00:15] KhadBanks: Maybe if you chillaxed more you wouldn't have been banned

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
KEEPIN' IT REALZ

quote:

[00:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: you're aggrivating
[00:16] KhadBanks: Aggrivating is only rape at a certain point.
[00:16] KhadBanks: Also I never thanked you for complimenting my video. Thank you.
[00:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: The Wizard's Precious Gold
[00:16] KhadBanks: Lowtax loved it as well. (or so he said)
[00:17] KhadBanks: Well you had to of pissed someone (ozma) off to get banned
[00:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: yes
[00:18] KhadBanks: Plus it made you into a little semi- SAlebrity (COINING THIS PHRASE NOW)
[00:18] KhadBanks: So why did you start the "Unban Keepitreal" site?

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
Seriously guys I came up with SAlebrity its mine :mad:

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
I hope someone is reading these :(

quote:

[00:18] FreshlySnipesCMR: because i wanted to be unbanned
[00:19] KhadBanks: But you told me earlier you never started any websites
[00:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: it was a forum
[00:19] KhadBanks: Forums are on websites
[00:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: suddenlaunch3.com
[00:19] KhadBanks: That is also a website
[00:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: they make a site for you
[00:19] KhadBanks: (the DOT COM gives it away to me I am an internet detective)
[00:20] KhadBanks: But its still a website
[00:20] KhadBanks: Which you made
[00:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: you just have to set the forum up
[00:20] KhadBanks: Which you said you didn't make earlier
[00:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: i didn't really make it
[00:20] KhadBanks: Did you SUDDEN LAUNCH sass too?
[00:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[00:20] KhadBanks: Is that a five second countdown?
[00:20] KhadBanks: a sudden launch
[00:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[00:20] KhadBanks: Instead of the normal ten
[00:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[00:20] KhadBanks: Hmm
[00:20] KhadBanks: I'll have to GOOGLE it
[00:20] KhadBanks: After I drink more SIERA MIST
[00:21] KhadBanks: SIERRA MIST I MEAN gently caress
[00:21] KhadBanks: Now they won't pay me for that in message ad :(

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
I think its finally getting over sorry for these chatlogs

quote:

[00:21] FreshlySnipesCMR: why are you such a bozo
[00:21] FreshlySnipesCMR: this isn't witty banter
[00:22] KhadBanks: I am far from witty
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] KhadBanks: Well now thats just spam
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] KhadBanks: You only do five at a time and stuff
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] KhadBanks: Is AIM like stopping you?
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] KhadBanks: FLOOD FILTER ACTIVATE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE

HulkaMatt

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Khad posted:

I hope someone is reading these :(

memememeeeem

HulkaMatt

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


are you going to tell him you posted a thread with this whole log and we're all laughing at him

pause it lively

ignore.
nobody is reading these

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
GRRRR LOWTAX is bad and ripped me off but I want to be unbanned oh so much.

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

postitively posted:

nobody is reading these

I figured but what the hell.

Entropic

patriarchy sucks
If nothing else, this thread has got me thinking about things that could be baked into a grilled cheese sandwich. (not weed)

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Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
BEING SERIAL AGAIN

quote:

[00:23] FreshlySnipesCMR: LoL
[00:24] KhadBanks: So why did you get banned again?
[00:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: nice buddy shirt
[00:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got banned a few times
[00:24] KhadBanks: Thank you :)
[00:24] KhadBanks: You just told me you were banned only once >: (
[00:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[00:25] FreshlySnipesCMR: there must be a misunderstanding
[00:25] KhadBanks: Yeah thats for sure
[00:25] KhadBanks: You thought I made that video as an anti lowtax thing like I was some rear end in a top hat loser that got mad cause I was banned
[00:25] KhadBanks: I mean I appreciate you liked the video I worked hard on it
[00:26] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[00:26] KhadBanks: But thats because I was doing it for the community
[00:26] FreshlySnipesCMR: i get it
[00:26] KhadBanks: You know giving back
[00:26] KhadBanks: But you never answered me one thing
[00:26] KhadBanks: Before you were banned the first time
[00:26] KhadBanks: How long
[00:26] KhadBanks: did you have that account
[00:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: five and a half years
[00:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: jan 01 - aug 06
[00:27] KhadBanks: So
[00:27] KhadBanks: You feel you should be refunded 25 bucks
[00:27] KhadBanks: When in five in a half years
[00:27] KhadBanks: you used more of his bandwidth
[00:27] KhadBanks: than would equal 25 bucks
[00:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: um
[00:28] FreshlySnipesCMR: 1. i never saidd i should be refunded
[00:28] KhadBanks: Yes you did
[00:28] KhadBanks: You said you were cheated and ripped off and etc
[00:28] FreshlySnipesCMR: true
[00:28] KhadBanks: It sounds like you ripped lowtax off
[00:28] KhadBanks: 25 bucks for five years is one loving hell of a deal