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I pooped on the counter at McDonald's once because I was all like, "AW HELL NAW! I AIN'T GOIN' IN NO BATHROOM JUST TO GET ME SOME TITTY! I GETS THAT TITTY WHEREVER I FINDS IT!" To be fair, I was also high on vicodin at the time. |
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It has a black moss growing over dem tittys. |
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Mar 30, 2007 05:29
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Marlon Brandname posted:is every single comic strip about breastfeeding? motor-boating brrrrrr-brrrrrr-brrrrrrr |
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Mar 30, 2007 06:03
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The_Ez8 posted:I am up for this but not dem' crazy titties o' hers It's ok friend, relax and have some o' dat titty shaped tittymilk tittybread. |
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Mar 30, 2007 06:06
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Wait, what the gently caress is she advocating in the last one? Letting college kids suck on some titty for reasons other than just plain to be sucking on some titty. I want to meet this woman now so I can smack her upside the head repeatedly. |
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Mar 30, 2007 06:10
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Upon reading the remainder of this thread, I no longer feel as happy about tittys as I did when I went to bed last night. Although I did have a tittyshaped tittymilk blueberry tittymuffin for breakfast. |
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Mar 30, 2007 14:33
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Zorodius posted:Breast feeding babies is pretty important, it helps brain development significantly (legitimate science) but being allowed to do it in the Burger King doesn't seem like that big of a deal. Oh God. See, now I want to see a Burger King commercial that goes like this: We open on a baby, sleeping soundly in its crib. It yawns. Its little eyes start to flutter. It rolls over, preparing to sound an urgent cry for food and attention but before it can... The camera pans over slightly outside the crib and we see the King, sitting in a rocking chair. He tilts his head slightly like the RCA Dog, then pulls back his royal robe with a flourish to reveal a firm, tasty titty. The tagline flashes: Burger King... Have it your way. Somebody make this in Flash and/or comic form plz. |
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Mar 30, 2007 15:26
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It took me 2 hours to catch back up in this thread, and the loving crazy still keeps going. My wife is almost 3 months pregnant now, and she's completely normal. I can't imagine what unspeakable horrors HAGAR THE COWGODDESS's masked avenger husband must have gone through. Also, I would be willing to bet her nipples are rough and sandpaper-ish. |
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Apr 1, 2007 00:11
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Mince Pieface posted:"dear hathor, I know I can't let my baby touch the groud bcuz of bears. here is my solution! thnx for telling me about bears" No, the letter must read: quote:Dear Cowwoman, |
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Apr 1, 2007 00:44
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Mr.Mojo posted:not reading any of this, posting anyway GO BACK AND READ THIS THREAD OR WE WILL HOLD YOU DOWN AND LET PIPERIFLE STICK HIS TITTY IN THAT FILTY UNWORTHY TITTYHOLE UNDERNEATH YOUR NOSE. |
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Apr 1, 2007 00:47
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PipeRifle posted:wait what did I do Nothin'. Just figured you'd want the honor. If there's one thing I have learned from this thread, it is that having someone suck your titty for as long as humanly possible makes you a better person. |
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Krinkle posted:I will read the entire series if you post them This is how I feel as well |
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