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The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Nigmaetcetera posted:

weren't the cosmos in egyptian theology created by a primal god, living alone in an infinite ocean, sucking himself off thus creating the world?

God I hope, that sounds pretty awesome

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The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Nigmaetcetera posted:

i hate people who think words aren't enough to express their beliefs, they have to use irritating bullshit to make the world hate them, fueling their indignancy

I'd like to call it the human condition

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Nigmaetcetera posted:

be honest though it's pretty arousing

a baby suckling at the engorged, milky tit of a no-nonsense cow-woman activist

i think lord ferretus (my fursona) has found the lady of his dreams

Not if I get there first! Since I am half dragon/half cheetah I can like run really fast, also, my cock sheeth is aerodynamic :c00l:

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

King Bowflexious posted:

this thread has taken a turn for the furry

It started there, it's our job to take it to the max now

patiently awaiting 40 feet cock nipples :colbert:

The_Ez8

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Nigmaetcetera posted:

rubbing our faces in breasts?

I am up for this but not dem' crazy titties o' hers

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Zen Dudeism posted:

It's ok friend, relax and have some o' dat titty shaped tittymilk tittybread.

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Tittybread.

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Zen Dudeism posted:

Wait, what the gently caress is she advocating in the last one? Letting college kids suck on some titty for reasons other than just plain to be sucking on some titty.

I want to meet this woman now so I can smack her upside the head repeatedly.

Naw, it was done in sarcasm but you should still want to smack her upside the head none the less

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Nigmaetcetera posted:

no the foreskin of a circumsized kid is used (in jokes) to make coinpurses that turn into suitcases when rubbed, and in real life to create sheets of living, artificial skin which helps skin-grafts take on burn victims

I wonder if they could make some kind of baby-wang skin cyborg man

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Nigmaetcetera posted:

i know several jewish families, and none has trees in their yards that feminine fetal detritus could be buried under

golems knocked them all down silly

The_Ez8

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Nigmaetcetera posted:

i asked my best friend's mom about the golem folktale and she pretended to know what it was about but just made a bunch of poo poo up

Possibly she was a golem covering her tracks

"If I make up poo poo he'll never catch on... Now, to get them trees next"

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Nigmaetcetera posted:

thats possible but extremely improbable

but you agree



it is possible

The_Ez8

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OMG ITZ JAMES posted:



waiting for the stars to align itt

The_Ez8

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King Bowflexious posted:

id be all HELL YEA SHAKE DEM TITTIES

I usually push the baby aside and tell her that I skipped lunch, so, you know

The_Ez8

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King Bowflexious posted:

yea be all "hey bitch lemme at dat titty"

Whoa whoa, that's a little too much


be polite about it atleast >:[

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Nigmaetcetera posted:

i made myself sick posting this just now

I am not there yet but I am getting close

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too
Oh god, imagine the bedroom with this chick

I dear you, you know you'd be wearing horns and making baby noises and come out covered in rancid milk

Ok, I am sick now from my own posting

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

N-ER-GEE posted:

I have no clue what the gently caress's going on here.



This is what I always imagined was causing all of Southern California's traffic

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too
This thread is shootin' to the freakin' moon, I can feel it in my toes

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

The_Ez8 posted:

This thread is shootin' to the freakin' moon, I can feel it in my toes


Midwives :argh:

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Ok this poo poo ain't right

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Planimal posted:

SEE? SEE? Monster Box just like i said

WE knew it, we just didn't want to see it :gonk:

The_Ez8

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doctamagickfingaz posted:

it took us four pages for that?!

Ah ha, you mistaked me for a smart person :downs:

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Planimal posted:

hahaha i like how the dad is totally dreaming of his life before he got married and had children

Actually large bodies of water/waves are usually present in most wet dreams at some point

Daddy has a suprise in the morning :3:

The_Ez8

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doctamagickfingaz posted:

I remember back in highschool history they told us the ancient Minoans (or was it the Myceneans? whichever ones did the bull leaping) wore tops like that. They didn't seem to be batshit insane though.

grab and run man, grab and run

The_Ez8

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Nigmaetcetera posted:

christ is that baby always hungry?

In all fairness, it's a pretty fat baby

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Odd posted:

Oh man college is gonna be fun for them, not to mention their first jobs... And god help them if they join the military cuz no one else will

Those are going to be some loose kids, let me tell you

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

N-ER-GEE posted:

Here's a photo of her marching in a parade



Hey, remember when Peewee has that nightmare about clowns?

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Odd posted:

put down your guns pick up your children

Pick down your children put up your guns

The_Ez8

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N-ER-GEE posted:

Indeed you could :haw:

And here's a photo of her nursing a toddler!



please replace the :) with the :gonk: face in this picture

The_Ez8

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Tetra posted:

i like the comic advertised on her side bars much better :3:

http://www.silentkimbly.com/index.php

I fuckin' love this comic, she should not be allowed to link to it :colbert:

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

N-ER-GEE posted:

Okay



I can't draw for poo poo :gonk:

Ah, thread made

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Tetra posted:

a little girl who travels with a big fluff ball, that's a comic for me

It's all you need really, it's like the classic Charlie Chaplin formula minus the cop.

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Tetra posted:

this is way better than crazy moocow boobies



These comics always give me a :haw: face in real life, not many things do that anymore

The_Ez8

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Martin Weadles posted:

radical (yes I still use this term)

Gnarly!

The_Ez8

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telloc posted:

I also like Kimbly better :shobon:



:haw:

The_Ez8

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Tetra posted:

omg look at cruelness videotaping it like a creepo

Well he is a creepo

I think it's bed time finally

Good night, sweet thread :nightmares soon to follow:

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too
I keep feeling like this is a R. Crumb comic that is just having problems getting to the self satire/akwardly funny sexual stuff part.

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Planimal posted:

that baby is gonna be such a fat lesbian

We already came to the conclusion of fat, and loose, but the lesbian point is good as well. She'll also probably be a vegan who don't shave them nasty pits.

The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

zuu posted:

or a milk dispensary

how many kids does she have

1 is too many

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The_Ez8

But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

N-ER-GEE posted:

My mom did this with my little sister. It works.

Sex also works. I don't know many women who can get comfortable enough though in the final weeks.

How'd you get the baby out? Oh, we knocked on the door! LITERALLY