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Nigmaetcetera posted:weren't the cosmos in egyptian theology created by a primal god, living alone in an infinite ocean, sucking himself off thus creating the world? God I hope, that sounds pretty awesome |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 05:44 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:i hate people who think words aren't enough to express their beliefs, they have to use irritating bullshit to make the world hate them, fueling their indignancy I'd like to call it the human condition |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 05:53 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:be honest though it's pretty arousing Not if I get there first! Since I am half dragon/half cheetah I can like run really fast, also, my cock sheeth is aerodynamic |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 05:55 |
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King Bowflexious posted:this thread has taken a turn for the furry It started there, it's our job to take it to the max now patiently awaiting 40 feet cock nipples |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 05:58 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:rubbing our faces in breasts? I am up for this but not dem' crazy titties o' hers |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:05 |
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Zen Dudeism posted:It's ok friend, relax and have some o' dat titty shaped tittymilk tittybread. Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Tittybread. |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:09 |
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Zen Dudeism posted:Wait, what the gently caress is she advocating in the last one? Letting college kids suck on some titty for reasons other than just plain to be sucking on some titty. Naw, it was done in sarcasm but you should still want to smack her upside the head none the less |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:12 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:no the foreskin of a circumsized kid is used (in jokes) to make coinpurses that turn into suitcases when rubbed, and in real life to create sheets of living, artificial skin which helps skin-grafts take on burn victims I wonder if they could make some kind of baby-wang skin cyborg man |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:16 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:i know several jewish families, and none has trees in their yards that feminine fetal detritus could be buried under golems knocked them all down silly |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:20 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:i asked my best friend's mom about the golem folktale and she pretended to know what it was about but just made a bunch of poo poo up Possibly she was a golem covering her tracks "If I make up poo poo he'll never catch on... Now, to get them trees next" |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:22 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:thats possible but extremely improbable but you agree it is possible |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:24 |
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OMG ITZ JAMES posted:waiting for the stars to align itt |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:25 |
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King Bowflexious posted:id be all HELL YEA SHAKE DEM TITTIES I usually push the baby aside and tell her that I skipped lunch, so, you know |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:29 |
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King Bowflexious posted:yea be all "hey bitch lemme at dat titty" Whoa whoa, that's a little too much be polite about it atleast >:[ |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:31 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:i made myself sick posting this just now I am not there yet but I am getting close |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:33 |
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Oh god, imagine the bedroom with this chick I dear you, you know you'd be wearing horns and making baby noises and come out covered in rancid milk Ok, I am sick now from my own posting |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:38 |
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N-ER-GEE posted:I have no clue what the gently caress's going on here. This is what I always imagined was causing all of Southern California's traffic |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:50 |
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This thread is shootin' to the freakin' moon, I can feel it in my toes |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:51 |
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The_Ez8 posted:This thread is shootin' to the freakin' moon, I can feel it in my toes Midwives |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:53 |
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Tetra posted:check out her merchandise designs Ok this poo poo ain't right |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 07:11 |
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Planimal posted:SEE? SEE? Monster Box just like i said WE knew it, we just didn't want to see it |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 07:14 |
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doctamagickfingaz posted:it took us four pages for that?! Ah ha, you mistaked me for a smart person |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 07:20 |
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Planimal posted:hahaha i like how the dad is totally dreaming of his life before he got married and had children Actually large bodies of water/waves are usually present in most wet dreams at some point Daddy has a suprise in the morning |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 07:22 |
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doctamagickfingaz posted:I remember back in highschool history they told us the ancient Minoans (or was it the Myceneans? whichever ones did the bull leaping) wore tops like that. They didn't seem to be batshit insane though. grab and run man, grab and run |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 07:30 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:christ is that baby always hungry? In all fairness, it's a pretty fat baby |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 07:31 |
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Odd posted:Oh man college is gonna be fun for them, not to mention their first jobs... And god help them if they join the military cuz no one else will Those are going to be some loose kids, let me tell you |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 07:34 |
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N-ER-GEE posted:Here's a photo of her marching in a parade Hey, remember when Peewee has that nightmare about clowns? |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 07:44 |
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Odd posted:put down your guns pick up your children Pick down your children put up your guns |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 07:57 |
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N-ER-GEE posted:Indeed you could please replace the with the face in this picture |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 08:28 |
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Tetra posted:i like the comic advertised on her side bars much better I fuckin' love this comic, she should not be allowed to link to it |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 08:37 |
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N-ER-GEE posted:Okay Ah, thread made |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 08:38 |
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Tetra posted:a little girl who travels with a big fluff ball, that's a comic for me It's all you need really, it's like the classic Charlie Chaplin formula minus the cop. |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 08:44 |
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Tetra posted:this is way better than crazy moocow boobies These comics always give me a face in real life, not many things do that anymore |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 09:03 |
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Martin Weadles posted:radical (yes I still use this term) Gnarly! |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 09:06 |
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telloc posted:I also like Kimbly better |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 09:08 |
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Tetra posted:omg look at cruelness videotaping it like a creepo Well he is a creepo I think it's bed time finally Good night, sweet thread :nightmares soon to follow: |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 09:12 |
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I keep feeling like this is a R. Crumb comic that is just having problems getting to the self satire/akwardly funny sexual stuff part. |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 20:03 |
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Planimal posted:that baby is gonna be such a fat lesbian We already came to the conclusion of fat, and loose, but the lesbian point is good as well. She'll also probably be a vegan who don't shave them nasty pits. |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 20:04 |
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zuu posted:or a milk dispensary 1 is too many |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 20:16 |
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N-ER-GEE posted:My mom did this with my little sister. It works. How'd you get the baby out? Oh, we knocked on the door! LITERALLY |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 20:23 |