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she birthed a child into poopy water :gonk:

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Planimal posted:

breast shaped breastmilk bread

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N-ER-GEE posted:

I kid you not, I was at a women's 'retreat' years ago and this woman there had a four year old son. He ran up to her and said "ma I wanna nurse" And she whipped out her tit and let him sit in her lap and nurse right in front of us.

we had a family friend who did this too

of course my aunt is the one who planted a tree at the birth of each child and buried the placenta from each child under the tree to nourish it and it became their tree

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nope catholics with some weird hippie ideas

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N-ER-GEE posted:

Yes, and just what do we do with the placenta? You don't mind if I put this in your freezer do you?



omg i bet this is where my aunt got the idea

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N-ER-GEE posted:

Pretty much :lol: I have a minor in women's studies I can vouch for this.

seconded

also i forgot to mention that my aunt also home birthed all her babies except her twins, which she didnt know where twins because she had never had an ultrasound and then she had pre-eclampsia and delivered in the hospital anyway

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N-ER-GEE posted:

As one friend of mine called it, the fooler. She breast fed too but still used a pacifier.

lol i like that