Man i sure do want a TL;DR camera

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Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

i borrowed my friend's TL;DR camera and now i must have one

here are some pictures i took while i was borrowing it

here's me on my friend's brand new yacht

here's a picture of some flowers i found in a meadow i love the blue ones!

here a.... whoops haha how did this get in there

# ? Apr 3, 2007 21:52

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:15

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# ? Apr 3, 2007 21:52

Johnny Macadamia: He will begin to doubt himself, then he will doubt the map.

Hahaha

This is one of the few funny parody threads.

Mod's goldmine this thread immediately, and then goldmine the real thread so it's on top.

# ? Apr 3, 2007 21:54

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

here's my new car it's a 2006 porsche

here's my girlfriend she doesn't look happy in this picture haha she sure hates getting her picture taken

and here are our two wonderful children haha they look just like me don't they we said we never wanted to have kids but well we call them god's little miracles

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:00

Endli

hahaha

please take pictures of your average day

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:07

Brain Issues: lol

ahahahhaa 5

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:08

Final Fart Buttball

Brain Issues posted:

ahahahhaa 5

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:08

a plain jane

hahahaha

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:08

Kool Aid Jan

ground floor, homies :cool:

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:09

Karma Sutra: by Lowtax

Johnny Macadamia posted:

This is one of the few funny parody threads.

Mod's goldmine this thread immediately, and then goldmine the real thread so it's on top.

I suggest we take this course of action

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:09

Mickey Maus: Fucking Mickey Maus!

this is great :bravo:

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:10

Lesbian Dentist #47

do more!

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:14

Little Barnacle: by Fistgrrl

link to thread parodied itt?

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:15

The_Ez8: But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Oh hey, I picked up one of these cameras a little bit ago too! Here's a good picture of me, if I do say so myself:

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:16

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

here's a few pictures i took of my home

here's my younger son's room. he isn't into sports but that's okay he is still my buddy

do you see these pictures on the wall? yep, he painted them himself. i am so proud

here is my older son's room. he's captain of the football team and is dating a cheerleader what more could a father want?

and here is where the magic happens: my room haha yeah i'm the man of the house here's where i keep my gun collection and here's my stash of pornos (for when me and the girlfriend have a fight and she runs off to her friends to cry and talk about her feelings or whatever)

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:17

Johnny Macadamia: He will begin to doubt himself, then he will doubt the map.

Karma Sutra posted:

I suggest we take this course of action

Sometimes you have to keep the bathwater to save the baby.

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:20

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

here's my computer. man i payed like 2000 dollars for this about 3 months ago and it's already obsolete haha

here's my employee of the month award from my last job. i was employed through a temp agency

i'm not currently working (i prefer to think of myself as between jobs haha) but i'm sure things will pick up soon!

here's the family photo book ah the memories this brings back. here's a picture of my dad. he died a few years back god rest his soul

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:29

SOAP ART AVENGER: by The Finn

ahahaa

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:32

homesmac

in this before page dos

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:33

Lesbian Dentist #47

oj comes from a long line of closet gays

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:34

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

if any of you guys have ever used a tl;dr camera lets see some pictures

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:34

whopkins

this is loving great

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:37

pogopuffin

great pictures man, that's some serious resolution

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:38

The_Ez8: But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Occupy Japan posted:

if any of you guys have ever used a tl;dr camera lets see some pictures

I did

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:38

Bwee

My African-American best friend took this picture of me. We're going to go to an African-American club tonight! We're going to have a great time

# ? Apr 3, 2007 22:40

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

here's a few pictures of my kitchen

a man's gotta eat haha

here's my 'fridge. i keep it pretty well stocked because as they say the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

here's our liquer cabinet. hey it helps take the edge off you know? nothing better than kicking back in the evening, watching some tv and having a little drink

omg i forgot this one was in there hahaha. a couple weeks back a pipe broke under our sink, so of course i call a plumber. well, the guy's over here working and i notice that you can totally see his butt crack just like people are always saying about plumbers lol. i showed my girlfriend this picture and she said she'd sure like to unclog his pipe haha she's such a kidder haha