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Bloodmane posted:

would it be a sexy meet

i dont want to meet you i've read some of your threads you seem pretty creepy

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Bloodmane

by Ozma

Red Flag! posted:

i dont want to meet you i've read some of your threads you seem pretty creepy

how about i creep your face :argh:

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Bloodmane posted:

how about i creep your face :argh:

Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

This Man, His Corn

by I Ozma Myself
dexter is a good show

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Count Chocula posted:

dexter is a good show

yeah its my favorite show almost to the point where i'm gay for it

Evo

All drunk with the world at her feet...
bumping this thread so everyone can bask in its glory

Sumo

Red Flag! posted:

And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it



oh

my

god

i am the unicorn that unicorn is me ;_;

The Fancher

It's not the fall that kills you.
i love this song i love this thread. oh dear lord voted

klem_johansen

[be my e-friend]

Red Flag! posted:

And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it



he's biting his lip because just below the picture frame he's fapping like mad.

Cosmic Beluga

~* ride, captain, ride *~
:wth:
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t


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Red Flag!
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR
Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
But the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
Where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
Love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
Where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl

Slot


in before goldmine.

Chamberk

when there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire
but i gotta get a belly full of wine

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Chamberk posted:

but i gotta get a belly full of wine

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
Where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl

The Fancher

It's not the fall that kills you.
this the the creepiest thread i've read in a long time. but i can't look away!

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i have jessie's girl

vishuno

:monocle:

Platitude

:bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :downsbravo: :bravo: :bravo:

Seanathen

by Fragmaster
i don't think i could 5 this enough.

LusciousSeaChimp

I think my avatar is about peace or something
The "Shh...I know" sent chills down my spine...that unicorn needs to see a therapist.

Oh and voted five.

AssCobra

On Her Majestys Secret Butt
I can die happy now.

TheRealBMcD

I don't like you very much at all
Red Flag, that was great :)

Fiesty Francis


At least if I'd studied literature I might be able to spell `feisty'
Okay now do 867-5309!

Johnny Macadamia

He will begin to doubt himself, then he will doubt the map.
tl,dr...jk 5'd

mendali
jesus

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oh red flag! you card

Cthulhu Christ

the hole who stole christmas
dear god sir


i'm not quite sure what to think about all this

radioactivelego

only in the CPT
what a sweet story :)

Thikskul
Don't mind me, I'm just "chimping out" and being a racist shit bag.
holy poo poo!

:awesome:

5's

Billybobgeorgebob

by Fragmaster
69 posts and a 5? I must post in on this thread :awesome:

meh it's a good story but it must have been more fun if you had to :f5: it

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Billybobgeorgebob posted:

69 posts and a 5? I must post in on this thread :awesome:

meh it's a good story but it must have been more fun if you had to :f5: it

you would have had to stayed up until 4 in the morning

T8R
Yes, I would like some tea!
That was beautiful! You are beautiful! :awesome:

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heh heh heh i'm bringing it back

i hate this avatar

by Fragmaster
awesome possum

Midget Porn!

Hello, Pumpkintits!

senthos posted:

:bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :downsbravo: :bravo: :bravo:

most erotic flower

aww yiss
motha
fuckin
titties
Oh God that was hilarious

Semisponge

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS
I always thought that song was about the singer's subliminated desire for Jesse

mantaworks

by Fragmaster

Red Flag! posted:

I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be a reason to change


Red Flag! posted:

CAUSE SHE'S WATCHING HIM THOSE EYES
AND SHE'S LOVIN' HIM WITH THAT BODY
I JUST KNOW IT



holy poo poo ahahaaaa

jebeebus

FF7F00 Cocos Nucifera
Morus : Passiflora Edulis
Cherimoya : Castanea
Synsepalum+(Citrus x limon)
Monstera : L. chinensis
are you the creator of electric retard

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jebeebus posted:

are you the creator of electric retard

maybe