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HELP ME! HELP YOU! HELP ME! HELP YOU! HELP ME! HELP YOU! HELP ME! HELP YOU! [repeat ad nausium] |
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| You Know What Barbie, I have had it up to here *holds up his clipboard* with your talk of marrage, i re-he-he-he-EAAALLLY don't like when people show me the engagement rings, then they get all excited for the wedding date, then when that time comes they get all "OH MY GOD... I WANT TO QUIT" and they leave them at the alter, or they continue on and have a terrific twenty three years of marrage before they relize they have to be stuck with each other for the rest of their god forsaken lives, now barbie, you HAVE to be smarter than that? If Not, you're going to get married then get pregnant on the honeymoon, then get a baby who you will wonder why he calls you "Barbie" rather than "Mom", then they are off to college, and then ask you every day of every week of every month for the next four years for money so they could buy weed from DEAR GOD BARBIE, my son Jack... AND WE DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN EVER BARBIE YOU GOT IT? *bumps shoulders* | |
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Apr 16, 2007 05:41
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If Toastmaster is Dr. Cox, I call "J.D." So i could get a hug... *reaches arms out* --- *inner voice* You know friendship comes in diffrent ways... ...like when your best friend from high school saves your patient... ...or when your co-worker finds the right doseage of medication... ...or when your mentor reaches and gives you a hug... *Dr. Cox Walks Off* ...sometimes friendship also remains hidden ---- |
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Apr 16, 2007 05:50
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Toastmaker posted:what the hell really?! and season 5 is out 5/22/2007. you gotta get a move on buddy, we're allready on season 7. |
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Apr 16, 2007 06:00
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Toastmaker posted:drat im behind not yet, but they have said that phrase like 4 more times. also Elliot and JD will never be together and It Turns Out The Ending To The Last Episode of Scrubs Will Be, That it was all in a sno-globe at Bill Lawrence's House --- Now back to the ranting... Oka *Whistles* EVERYONE IN A SINGLE FILE LINE! One of you people decided it would be funny to try and add a cutsey-wutsy bunny sticker with a rainbow and butterfly on my clipboard, let it be noted that i nor shal i ever wish to be... a cutsey wutsey rabbit, i am not a rabit, i am more of a vulture, a vulture who would peck out the cutsey wutsey bunny's eyes and feed it to little baby vultures for nurishment because thats the kind of humane person i am... I am ruling it down to just two people Barbie and Barbie... if i find out which one of you added this brand mark covered in glitter and glows in the dark, i will make sure you will permanently remember this moment... *end of the episode* *JD Gets Up* *looks in the mirror* *takes off shirt* *stares at chest and looks at the bunny tattoo* AHHHHHHHHHHH! |
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Apr 16, 2007 06:09
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Bike without wheels posted:noone got my platoon joke i did, i just don't comment on "refrences", because it ruins the joke. |
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AUDIO YOU SAY? http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BUEWIIU6 *whistles* Listen Here Buttercup, As Much Fun as it is talkingtalkingtalkingtalkingtalkingtalking talking to you about my day, i got a patient in the ICU that needs a new liver, and because I CAN'T DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE TODAY SHARON, I got you a birthday present, its a blow of doll of me, myself, i, the big cheese, the c-man,the doc, your forced mentor, your alleged "friend", Dr. Cox, so whenever you need someone to talk to, get that hug you want, or cuddle with on those long nights when you SERIOUSLY don't know rather to have the bikini cut or the brazillian because you feel it shows off that cute butt of yours... *sigh* i re-he-he-he-HEAAALY hope you enjoy your birthday present, now if you excuse me i got a liver to attach. EDIT: if you have a rant to do, i'd happily try and speak in this handy-mike about it. |
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