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Look inside the capsule, greet the mysterious man inside. Is he a knight of the round table? Cave man? Space man? Space cave cowboy with a crossbow and a vial of acid? Only time will tell.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:05 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 13:30 |
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You should instead greet the first thing you see with the universal sign of peace -- screaming loudly and running towards them.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:13 |
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Urinate on the wall with the blood red skull, it's obviously some kind of shrine to their god. You're royalty, show them you're superior to their weak god. Show them with your stream of might.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:49 |
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Proceed to fasten the spikes to your head, you're not longer a lab rat. You're Kragthor, God of... Spikes. Seize this strange new cave world by force... or fall over and hurt yourself with your head spikes accidentally.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:13 |
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Show him pictures of your brief fling with his crazy purple monster wife. Laugh maniacally as he shrivels up and weeps.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:35 |
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Reel in horror as you hear the roar of some terrible creature menacing the little guy with an umbrella... spike... thing.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2007 23:51 |
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Watch in amazement as the computer against the far wall stands up and hits the thing with the gun!
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2007 00:06 |
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Defend yourself from the scientist. It's not a glass prison, IT'S A WEAPONS PLATFORM HOLY poo poo. WATCH OUT!
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2007 00:38 |
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Turn back into the God of Spikes again and unleash your holy wrath upon it then wear it's skin as a scarf, or bow tie or something.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2007 00:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 13:30 |
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What's that beam of light over there? It looks kinda cool, you should walk into it. You know, that beam of light that appeared right when he died. YOU ALL SAW IT.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2007 00:56 |