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i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?
Look inside the capsule, greet the mysterious man inside. Is he a knight of the round table? Cave man? Space man? Space cave cowboy with a :krad: crossbow and a vial of acid?

Only time will tell.

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i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?
You should instead greet the first thing you see with the universal sign of peace -- screaming loudly and running towards them.

i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?
Urinate on the wall with the blood red skull, it's obviously some kind of shrine to their god. You're royalty, show them you're superior to their weak god. Show them with your stream of might.

i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?
Proceed to fasten the spikes to your head, you're not longer a lab rat. You're Kragthor, God of... Spikes. Seize this strange new cave world by force... or fall over and hurt yourself with your head spikes accidentally.

i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?
Show him pictures of your brief fling with his crazy purple monster wife. Laugh maniacally as he shrivels up and weeps.

i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?
Reel in horror as you hear the roar of some terrible creature menacing the little guy with an umbrella... spike... thing.

i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?
Watch in amazement as the computer against the far wall stands up and hits the thing with the gun!

i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?
Defend yourself from the scientist. It's not a glass prison, IT'S A WEAPONS PLATFORM HOLY poo poo. WATCH OUT!

i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?
Turn back into the God of Spikes again and unleash your holy wrath upon it then wear it's skin as a scarf, or bow tie or something.

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i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?
What's that beam of light over there? It looks kinda cool, you should walk into it. You know, that beam of light that appeared right when he died. YOU ALL SAW IT.