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Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic
Examine the contents of your pockets.

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Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic
Since the mushrooms expanded your mind do some calculations on the wall of how to repair your ship so it can travel through dimensions. Use the blood of those little creatures as ink.

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic

Microwave posted:

it hurts to walk

I bet the mushrooms would make much more comfortable footwear than your stiff lab shoes.

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic

Microwave posted:

eating strange exotic mushrooms is a really bad idea guys

Well the little guys here must eat something, go right more and see if there's anything else you can sample eating.

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic
Instead of eating this house, feed it to him to see what happens. The caterpiller thing is clearly made out of the same material so if king purple enjoys the house you should enjoy the caterpillar.

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic

TacetMan posted:

Put on the crown

And grow to 10 times his size?

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic

Migishu posted:

get the monster you just killed, skin him, then patch him onto your wound

This, but remove your appendix first. You can never be too safe.

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic
Clearly it's a dress generating wand. Ask for a few dozen, tie them together and climb down over the ledge there.

edit - oh apparently it has many uses. Ask for a rope ladder instead.

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic
Put on the crown and try to use your spike as a wand to cast wishes for yourself.

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic
Look behind the picture, maybe there's a safe!

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic
In any case, that lampshade would make a good second-hat to wear atop your skull.

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic
Check under the rocks before you leave.

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic
Go right, but make sure not to step on that green slime. It's probably toxic.

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic
Keep tuning the guitar until all the strings snap, then decide you don't want it.

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Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic
Toss the jar towards him so he has to catch it, and then make off with the guitar. There's absolutely no way he could shoot you in the ensuing confusion.