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Lol heres a humorous way to own your gf....do her doggy style then spit on her back...then thats it she has your spit down her back and its gross
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yeah lol gettin spet on you sux,
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:07 |
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ive already done that like 50 million times the real problem here is i woke up and walked upstairs naked 2 seconds ago and my loving grandma was up there watching a soap opera what the gently caress is my grandma doing here goddammit
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Ramses Dude posted:ive already done that like 50 million times the real problem here is i woke up and walked upstairs naked 2 seconds ago and my loving grandma was up there watching a soap opera what the gently caress is my grandma doing here goddammit did she see ur ppeepee
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:09 |
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-give her teh aidz0rz goon si.r!!!111
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:09 |
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Bier Beware posted:-give her teh aidz0rz Tom Clancy si.r!!!111 i did this once 
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:10 |
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poolshark posted:did she see ur ppeepee no she was watching tv and smiling and im scared of going u pthere because shes going to have some stupid 10 minute conversation with me about something like tomatoes or car wheels |
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stick it in her butt without warning her first
It would make a horrible post, but as I can see by your post count, you're very familiar with making them. coinstarpatrick posted:In all the time I have lurked around here, I have never seen a positive post by you. You are the thread-poo poo king. 
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:11 |
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smahs her head open with a baseball bat and shout 'HES GONNA TOUCH EM ALL'
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Bier Beware posted:-give her teh aidz0rz Tom Clancy si.r!!!111 Lol...already got this one covered.. Bucking bronco Do doggy style with a girl then whisper in her ear that you have the aids. Shell try to get away so hang on!! The joke is that you actually have the infectious disease and have transmitted it to her
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Ramses Dude posted:no she was watching tv and smiling and im scared of going u pthere because shes going to have some stupid 10 minute conversation with me about something like tomatoes or car wheels no just go up naked then she wont even look at you let alone talk to you
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:12 |
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Casey Chaos posted:Lol...already got this one covered.. lol |
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:12 |
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w/ me alls i got to do is take off my pants n she knows shes "0wned"
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Casey Chaos posted:Lol...already got this one covered.. hahah |
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:13 |
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Donkey Punch
Your about to finish up anal sex and you punch the girl in the back of the head, she turns round and finds out its not you thats with her, it was a donkey all along lol
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:16 |
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Dirty Sanchez
while doing sex w/ a girl stick a finger in her butthole. when she turns around she sees that you haven't washed your hair in 8 years and you look like the lead singer from coheed and cambria
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liquidator vrunt posted:Dirty Sanchez lol
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door
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Tag! You're It!
Meet girl at bar. Go back to girls place with girl. Kiss girl a little bit get all nasty and in the mood. Withdraw be all "so baby wanna play tag?" She gets all mmm what does that mean smack her in the face and yell YOURE IT and run out the door and never come back
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Mom in the Closet
after doing a couple different sex positions on the girl, get up and open your closet door. surprise! her mom was there the whole time because you asked her to hide in there. she was watching the whole time and she is so dissappointed in her daughter!
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:23 |
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tell her she sucks
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In the Penis Colony
Do a girl doggystyle and then use your torture machine to inscribe the tenets of your belief into her a back thousands of time until she becomes a useless bloody mass. Don't forget to oil the machine! |
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Cookie Tease
IMPORTANT PREP STAGE: Before you go to bar stuff your clothes full of cookies, not fatty fat fat full but put some in there. Very important! Go to bar. meet girl bring girl back to your place. SEeduce girl perform a big striptease and as you take off cltohes cookies start avalanching from every place! Do this to some Fun Disco Music. After striptease vacuum cookies off floor while humming something fun and Disco to yourself. Then tell her you are tired and that she should leave.
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Hot Lunch
bring a gerl home from a bar then while getting head from a her suddenly run to the toilet and start taking a poo poo and after a couple of minutes yell out SO HOW ARE YOU PLANNING ON GETTING HOME |
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The Johnny Appleseed
Put thumbtacks inside her rear end in a top hat and force feed her cheese.
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Skate or Bi posted:Hot Lunch this one works for me everytime, thanks for sharing it 
rex meteorite is dumb |
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:28 |
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Cleveland Steamer
take a girl to your room and get her really horny for sex (munch on her pussy or whatever) and then when you pull back the sheets SHAZAM she gets hit with a hot blast of steam! you boiled your waterbed and now she's red as a lobster! (please note this one has to be done in cleveland)
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Revenge
Have girl take you home from bar and when you guys get like half naked start crying and say you just want someone to hold you and be close and dont let go! until she falls asleep.
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Conanndo
1) Crush her, see her driven before you, and hear her lamentations. 2) Destroy her automobile with a shoulder-braced rocket launcher. 3) Witty one liner, e.g. "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" |
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Mister Johnny Dandy Fop
Wear a tuxedo and refuse to take it off those are funny!
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The Brendle
dont have sex with the girl
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Oatmeal Butt
When you meet the girl at the bar tell her you are a sales represenatitve for Quaker Oats, bring her back home and do her doggy style, but while you are doing the doggy style spread a mixture of oatmeal and elmers glue on her butt now she is oatmeal butt, she won't even know till she puts her pants on lol
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The Chili Dog
b4 going out on a weekend and bringing a girl home from a bar take your time making GBS threads everywhere and covering your dwelling in poo poo and when youre about to get in apologize for the mess beforehand and just when shes about to say something liek "im sure its nothing" open the door and intently stare her in the eyes |
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Teh z0r
Hurf her durf. Yob it back and forth a bit then when she's abo 
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Slavery
Purchase her
cats are OK- purrr |
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:32 |
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liquidator vrunt posted:The Brendle owned
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sq posted:Slavery owned
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:33 |
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The Oncologist's Bad News
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:34 |
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Entire foot in the cooter
Make her a nice sandwich
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| # ? May 4, 2007 18:34 |
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Casey Chaos posted:Lol heres a humorous way to own your gf....do her doggy style then spit on her back...then thats it she has your spit down her back and its gross |
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