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this is like a real zelda game that i am helping make for nintendo this is link he is on a quest to return zeldas seven sacred jewels to zelda this is where he is now where should he go now (IT IS A THUMBNAIL YOU CLICK IT AND IT GOES BIGGGER (!)) |
# ? May 23, 2007 13:43 |
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talk to elf |
# ? May 23, 2007 13:44 |
kill the old gentlewoman she'll have uber drops |
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# ? May 23, 2007 13:45 |
get the flute from the great human being tree and use it to wake snorlax go to hyrule castle |
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# ? May 23, 2007 13:46 |
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the hookshot was an anti-semitic weapon |
# ? May 23, 2007 13:48 |
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that horse faced fellow posted:talk to elf Generic Elf 1: "Sir! It is imperative that you collect ruppies in which you can buy items from the store so you may progress on your quest!" link currently has 0 ruppies |
# ? May 23, 2007 13:49 |
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go to the butt (and lick it) |
# ? May 23, 2007 13:50 |
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we need to make a zelda game that looks like this ^^^ http://www.yoyogames.com/gamemaker |
# ? May 23, 2007 13:51 |
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DanTheFlyingMan posted:
Stab hium |
# ? May 23, 2007 13:51 |
Aisar posted:Stab hium 4 uber drops |
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# ? May 23, 2007 13:52 |
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gently caress that butt real good |
# ? May 23, 2007 13:52 |
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Ashley McShannon posted:get the flute from the great human being tree and use it to wake snorlax human being Tree: "Hello brave hero! I hear that you are on the quest to return the kings gold! There is however much peril ahead for you to vanquish, however if you belief in yourself you can accomplish everything!" Yes/No Yes human being Tree: "That is the spirit young child I bestow upon you a sachel of ruppies that will come in handy during your quest!" Link Got Ruppies |
# ? May 23, 2007 13:57 |
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>buy items from store |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:04 |
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get a five rupee hooker. |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:04 |
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[goldmine attempt] |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:04 |
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Cube Monkey posted:go to the butt (and lick it) butt quivers with glee ...a distant rumble... BUTT ERUPTS something shiny appears from butt Link Got Butt Ruppie! |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:05 |
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go to the store and steal everything while the elf isn't looking stick it to the man in the name of every gamer ever |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:09 |
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MelonSoda5000 posted:>buy items from store Shopkeep: "Welcome to my store adventurer! Have a look at my wares!" link has 11 ruppies to spend |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:12 |
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buy this |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:12 |
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buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:15 |
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Jett posted:buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger HAHAHAHA |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:15 |
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SamuraiPaul posted:get a five rupee hooker. Percy Teatwillow posted:buy this Link Got 5 Ruppie Whore! |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:16 |
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DanTheFlyingMan posted:
okay now turn around and sell it for 50,000 rupees to a poor lonely virgin (read: shopkeeper) |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:17 |
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Jett posted:buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger do this now |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:18 |
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this thread is going places |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:19 |
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Percy Teatwillow posted:okay now turn around and sell it for 50,000 rupees to a poor lonely virgin (read: shopkeeper) Shopkeep Got 5 Ruppie Whore! link now has 50,006 ruppies |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:20 |
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DanTheFlyingMan posted:
continue thread |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:20 |
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> buy bombs > use bombs to get into wise old gentleman's house |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:25 |
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MelonSoda5000 posted:> buy bombs |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:26 |
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Jett posted:buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger Link Got Burger link goes back outside to the butt with a heroic thrust the burger is cast into the butt BUTT IS NOT HAPPY!!! what should link do!? |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:26 |
I think you should buy that Pokemon watch. That Pokemon watch is critical to your quest I know it. | |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:27 |
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DanTheFlyingMan posted:
DRAW YOUR SWORD AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE! |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:27 |
HAVE EPIC BOSS BATTLE WITH BUTT. | |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:27 |
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confuse assburger using words and emotions that don't match up |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:27 |
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Combine with Dodongo to form negalink |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:28 |
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buy bombs and feed them to assburger |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:29 |
Juvi posted:buy bombs and feed them to assburger Spoiler alert! |
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# ? May 23, 2007 14:30 |
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run to the shop and grab the flute go to the snorlax and wake him then when the butt follows you get him to eat the butt and the burger |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:30 |
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go to wise oldman's house and learn jump attack and finishing stroke for epic battle with butt |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:31 |
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Fell posted:HAVE EPIC BOSS BATTLE WITH BUTT. link prepares for boss battle 1: buttburger BUTT uses BUTTBLAST LINK defends LINK uses BUTT PUNCH BUTT takes 4 damage BUTT uses BLOODY BUTTBLAST LINK defends LINK takes 2 damage LINK uses FINAL THRUST BUTT takes 10 damage BUTT faints LINK is the winner! ... Butt: "...all i wanted was to be your friend..." |
# ? May 23, 2007 14:45 |