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DanTheFlyingMan

by The Finn

this is like a real zelda game that i am helping make for nintendo



this is link he is on a quest to return zeldas seven sacred jewels to zelda



this is where he is now where should he go now (IT IS A THUMBNAIL YOU CLICK IT AND IT GOES BIGGGER (!))

ADBOT LOVES YOU

Final Fart Buttball

talk to elf

hemp fandango

by Fragmaster

kill the old gentlewoman

she'll have uber drops

hemp fandango

by Fragmaster

get the flute from the great enjoyable human being tree and use it to wake snorlax

go to hyrule castle

Detergent

WDE WDE WDE

the hookshot was an anti-semitic weapon

DanTheFlyingMan

by The Finn

that horse faced fellow posted:

talk to elf



Generic Elf 1: "Sir! It is imperative that you collect ruppies in which you can buy items from the store so you may progress on your quest!"

link currently has 0 ruppies

Cube Monkey

hah hah no, that's not true at all. =)
go to the butt (and lick it)

Slybo


we need to make a zelda game that looks like this ^^^

http://www.yoyogames.com/gamemaker

Aisar

Don't look at the Batman. The Batman will steal your soul.

DanTheFlyingMan posted:



Generic Elf 1: "Sir! It is imperative that you collect ruppies in which you can buy items from the store so you may progress on your quest!"

link currently has 0 ruppies

Stab hium

hemp fandango

by Fragmaster

Aisar posted:

Stab hium

4 uber drops

Lost Trousers
Honey, Have You Seen My pants?
gently caress that butt real good

DanTheFlyingMan

by The Finn

Ashley McShannon posted:

get the flute from the great enjoyable human being tree and use it to wake snorlax

go to hyrule castle



enjoyable human being Tree: "Hello brave hero! I hear that you are on the quest to return the kings gold! There is however much peril ahead for you to vanquish, however if you belief in yourself you can accomplish everything!"

Yes/No

Yes

enjoyable human being Tree: "That is the spirit young child I bestow upon you a sachel of ruppies that will come in handy during your quest!"



Link Got Ruppies

MelonSoda5000

MMMM, MMMMMFF..
>buy items from store

SamuraiPaul

Blowin' up da moon.
get a five rupee hooker.

Percy Teatwillow

hi. my name is steven. I'm available for birthdays. here's my card...call me..

[goldmine attempt]

DanTheFlyingMan

by The Finn

Cube Monkey posted:

go to the butt (and lick it)



butt quivers with glee

...a distant rumble...



BUTT ERUPTS



something shiny appears from butt



Link Got Butt Ruppie!

Jett

byob.user.js

go to the store and steal everything while the elf isn't looking

stick it to the man in the name of every gamer ever

DanTheFlyingMan

by The Finn

MelonSoda5000 posted:

>buy items from store



Shopkeep: "Welcome to my store adventurer! Have a look at my wares!"



link has 11 ruppies to spend

Percy Teatwillow

hi. my name is steven. I'm available for birthdays. here's my card...call me..

buy this

Jett

byob.user.js

buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger

Slybo


Jett posted:

buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger

HAHAHAHA

DanTheFlyingMan

by The Finn

SamuraiPaul posted:

get a five rupee hooker.

Percy Teatwillow posted:

buy this



Link Got 5 Ruppie Whore!

Percy Teatwillow

hi. my name is steven. I'm available for birthdays. here's my card...call me..

DanTheFlyingMan posted:



Link Got 5 Ruppie Whore!

okay now turn around and sell it for 50,000 rupees to a poor lonely virgin (read: shopkeeper)

Juvi

I AM DOG.

Jett posted:

buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger

do this now

Alton Brown's Balls


this thread is going places

DanTheFlyingMan

by The Finn

Percy Teatwillow posted:

okay now turn around and sell it for 50,000 rupees to a poor lonely virgin (read: shopkeeper)



Shopkeep Got 5 Ruppie Whore!

link now has 50,006 ruppies

Percy Teatwillow

hi. my name is steven. I'm available for birthdays. here's my card...call me..

DanTheFlyingMan posted:



Shopkeep Got 5 Ruppie Whore!

link now has 50,006 ruppies

continue thread

MelonSoda5000

MMMM, MMMMMFF..
> buy bombs

> use bombs to get into wise old gentleman's house

flyboi

agg stop posting

MelonSoda5000 posted:

> buy bombs

> bomb some dodongos

DanTheFlyingMan

by The Finn

Jett posted:

buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger



Link Got Burger

link goes back outside to the butt



with a heroic thrust the burger is cast into the butt



BUTT IS NOT HAPPY!!!

what should link do!?

Fell

It is torment. It is that which draws all tormented souls to you. The flesh knows it suffers, even when the mind has forgotten.

I think you should buy that Pokemon watch. That Pokemon watch is critical to your quest I know it.

Percy Teatwillow

hi. my name is steven. I'm available for birthdays. here's my card...call me..

DanTheFlyingMan posted:



Link Got Burger

link goes back outside to the butt



with a heroic thrust the burger is cast into the butt



BUTT IS NOT HAPPY!!!

what should link do!?

DRAW YOUR SWORD AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

Fell

It is torment. It is that which draws all tormented souls to you. The flesh knows it suffers, even when the mind has forgotten.

HAVE EPIC BOSS BATTLE WITH BUTT.

Alton Brown's Balls


confuse assburger using words and emotions that don't match up

MelonSoda5000

MMMM, MMMMMFF..
Combine with Dodongo to form negalink

Juvi

I AM DOG.
buy bombs and feed them to assburger

Fell

It is torment. It is that which draws all tormented souls to you. The flesh knows it suffers, even when the mind has forgotten.

Juvi posted:

buy bombs and feed them to assburger

Spoiler alert!

fruitpunch

Think you disco duck, think!

run to the shop and grab the flute go to the snorlax and wake him then when the butt follows you get him to eat the butt and the burger

Oleum Animale 68C
I enjoy Ham
go to wise oldman's house and learn jump attack and finishing stroke for epic battle with butt

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DanTheFlyingMan

by The Finn

Fell posted:

HAVE EPIC BOSS BATTLE WITH BUTT.



link prepares for boss battle 1: buttburger



BUTT uses BUTTBLAST

LINK defends



LINK uses BUTT PUNCH

BUTT takes 4 damage



BUTT uses BLOODY BUTTBLAST

LINK defends

LINK takes 2 damage



LINK uses FINAL THRUST

BUTT takes 10 damage

BUTT faints



LINK is the winner!

...



Butt: "...all i wanted was to be your friend..."

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