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DanTheFlyingMan
this is like a real zelda game that i am helping make for nintendo



this is link he is on a quest to return zeldas seven sacred jewels to zelda



this is where he is now where should he go now (IT IS A THUMBNAIL YOU CLICK IT AND IT GOES BIGGGER (!))

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Final Fart Buttball
talk to elf

hemp fandango

by Fragmaster
kill the old gentlewoman

she'll have uber drops

hemp fandango

by Fragmaster
get the flute from the great human being tree and use it to wake snorlax

go to hyrule castle

Detergent

WDE WDE WDE
the hookshot was an anti-semitic weapon

DanTheFlyingMan

that horse faced fellow posted:

talk to elf



Generic Elf 1: "Sir! It is imperative that you collect ruppies in which you can buy items from the store so you may progress on your quest!"

link currently has 0 ruppies

Cube Monkey

hah hah no, that's not true at all. =)
go to the butt (and lick it)

Slybo

we need to make a zelda game that looks like this ^^^

http://www.yoyogames.com/gamemaker

Aisar

Don't look at the Batman. The Batman will steal your soul.

DanTheFlyingMan posted:



Generic Elf 1: "Sir! It is imperative that you collect ruppies in which you can buy items from the store so you may progress on your quest!"

link currently has 0 ruppies

Stab hium

hemp fandango

by Fragmaster

Aisar posted:

Stab hium

4 uber drops

Lost Trousers
Honey, Have You Seen My pants?
gently caress that butt real good

DanTheFlyingMan

Ashley McShannon posted:

get the flute from the great human being tree and use it to wake snorlax

go to hyrule castle



human being Tree: "Hello brave hero! I hear that you are on the quest to return the kings gold! There is however much peril ahead for you to vanquish, however if you belief in yourself you can accomplish everything!"

Yes/No

Yes

human being Tree: "That is the spirit young child I bestow upon you a sachel of ruppies that will come in handy during your quest!"



Link Got Ruppies

MelonSoda5000

MMMM, MMMMMFF..
>buy items from store

SamuraiPaul

Blowin' up da moon.
get a five rupee hooker.

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
[goldmine attempt]

DanTheFlyingMan

Cube Monkey posted:

go to the butt (and lick it)



butt quivers with glee

...a distant rumble...



BUTT ERUPTS



something shiny appears from butt



Link Got Butt Ruppie!

google THIS

go to the store and steal everything while the elf isn't looking

stick it to the man in the name of every gamer ever

DanTheFlyingMan

MelonSoda5000 posted:

>buy items from store



Shopkeep: "Welcome to my store adventurer! Have a look at my wares!"



link has 11 ruppies to spend

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
buy this

google THIS

buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger

Slybo

Jett posted:

buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger

HAHAHAHA

DanTheFlyingMan

SamuraiPaul posted:

get a five rupee hooker.

Percy Teatwillow posted:

buy this



Link Got 5 Ruppie Whore!

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

DanTheFlyingMan posted:



Link Got 5 Ruppie Whore!

okay now turn around and sell it for 50,000 rupees to a poor lonely virgin (read: shopkeeper)

Juvi

I AM DOG.

Jett posted:

buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger

do this now

Alton Brown's Balls

this thread is going places

DanTheFlyingMan

Percy Teatwillow posted:

okay now turn around and sell it for 50,000 rupees to a poor lonely virgin (read: shopkeeper)



Shopkeep Got 5 Ruppie Whore!

link now has 50,006 ruppies

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

DanTheFlyingMan posted:



Shopkeep Got 5 Ruppie Whore!

link now has 50,006 ruppies

continue thread :)

MelonSoda5000

MMMM, MMMMMFF..
> buy bombs

> use bombs to get into wise old gentleman's house

flyboi

agg stop posting

MelonSoda5000 posted:

> buy bombs

> bomb some dodongos

DanTheFlyingMan

Jett posted:

buy the burger and stick it in the butt to make an assburger



Link Got Burger

link goes back outside to the butt



with a heroic thrust the burger is cast into the butt



BUTT IS NOT HAPPY!!!

what should link do!?

Fell

by Cowcaster
I think you should buy that Pokemon watch. That Pokemon watch is critical to your quest I know it.

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

DanTheFlyingMan posted:



Link Got Burger

link goes back outside to the butt



with a heroic thrust the burger is cast into the butt



BUTT IS NOT HAPPY!!!

what should link do!?

DRAW YOUR SWORD AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

Fell

by Cowcaster
HAVE EPIC BOSS BATTLE WITH BUTT.

Alton Brown's Balls

confuse assburger using words and emotions that don't match up

MelonSoda5000

MMMM, MMMMMFF..
Combine with Dodongo to form negalink

Juvi

I AM DOG.
buy bombs and feed them to assburger

Fell

by Cowcaster

Juvi posted:

buy bombs and feed them to assburger

Spoiler alert!

forpush

We don't like it when the city light start fading
When the city lights fading then we can't get down
run to the shop and grab the flute go to the snorlax and wake him then when the butt follows you get him to eat the butt and the burger

Oleum Animale 68C
I enjoy Ham
go to wise oldman's house and learn jump attack and finishing stroke for epic battle with butt

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DanTheFlyingMan

Fell posted:

HAVE EPIC BOSS BATTLE WITH BUTT.



link prepares for boss battle 1: buttburger



BUTT uses BUTTBLAST

LINK defends



LINK uses BUTT PUNCH

BUTT takes 4 damage



BUTT uses BLOODY BUTTBLAST

LINK defends

LINK takes 2 damage



LINK uses FINAL THRUST

BUTT takes 10 damage

BUTT faints



LINK is the winner!

...



Butt: "...all i wanted was to be your friend..."