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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Helldump Success Stories > PRON HAUL: and you will know USA by the trail of dead
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flamingdawg
May 25, 2006


 And here was me thinking Barack Obama was the goony choice. Where's this guy come from and why does he need so many loving banner ads?
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moana
Jun 18, 2005

one of the more intellectual satire communities on the web

 He is a libertarian so basically the internet loves him

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Zakalwe
May 12, 2002

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 He's a pretty much a Libertarian in Republican clothing. A lot of WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED TO PAY TAXES ON MY EARNINGS FROM THE BURGER FLIPPING JOB I GOT AFTER I GRADUATED WITH A POLSCI DEGREE would pay to suck his cock

# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:36
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dotCommunism
Jul 27, 2005

by angerbeet

 i like this RON PAUL banner



i got a ron paul banner while typing this reply

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Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up
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Boniface fucked around with this message at Jun 9, 2007 around 00:40

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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

 He's a fiscal conservative whom old school Republicans can stand to vote for, which means he's a somethingawful superhero and will never ever win. A donation to Ron Paul is like a donation to Dennis Kucinich.

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flamingdawg
May 25, 2006


 I thought the accepted wisdom was that Something Awful posters generally leaned just the left of Marx. Yet now I learn they're closet Republicans?

Who am I to believe?

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Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004
Generic poster who whines about the mods to get attention.


 someone thought $48 worth of hideous ads will really give this guy a chance

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Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004
Generic poster who whines about the mods to get attention.

flamingdawg posted:

I thought the accepted wisdom was that Something Awful posters generally leaned just the left of Marx. Yet now I learn they're closet Republicans?

Who am I to believe?

According to posters in that thread, he's got amazing crossover appeal to Kucinich voters

# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:42
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Aristotle Animes
Feb 11, 2006

...

 America I've given you Ron and now I'm Paul.
America two dollars and twenty-seven cents in gold January 17, 1956.
I can't stand my own Ron Paul.
America when will we end the Ron Paul war?
Go gently caress yourself with your Ron Paul
I don't feel Ron don't Paul me.
I won't write my Ron Paul till I'm in my Ron Paul mind.
America when will you be Ron Paul?
When will you Ron Paul your clothes?
When will you look at Ron Paul through the grave?
When will you be worthy of your Ron Paul Trotskyites?
America why are your libraries full of Ron Paul?
America when will you send your Ron Paul to India?
I'm sick of your insane Ron Paul.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my Ron Paul?
America after all it is Ron Paul and I who are perfect not the next world.
Your Ron Paul is too much for me.
You made me want to be Ron Paul.
There must be some other Ron Paul to settle this argument.
Ron Paul is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back it's sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of Ron Paul joke?
I'm trying to come to Ron Paul.
I refuse to give up my obsession with Ron Paul.
America stop Ron Paul I know what I'm doing.
America the plum blossoms are Ron Paul.
I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday Ron Paul goes on trial for
murder.
America I feel sentimental about Ron Paul Wobblies.
America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not Ron Paul.
I smoke Ron Paul every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the Ron Paul in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get Ron Paul and never get laid.
My mind is made up there's going to be Ron Paul.
You should have seen me Ron Pauling Marx.
My Ron Paul thinks I'm perfectly right.
I won't say the Ron Paul's Prayer.
I have Ron visions and cosmic Paul.
America I still haven't told you what you did to Ron Paul after he came over
from Russia.

I'm addressing you Ron Paul.
Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Ron Paul?
I'm obsessed by Ron Paul Magazine.
I read it every week.
Ron Paul stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Ron Paul Library.
It's always telling me about Ron Paul. Businessmen are serious. Movie
producers are serious. Everybody's serious Ron Paul.
It occurs to me that I am Ron Paul.
I am talking to myself again.

Ron Paul is rising against me.
I haven't got a Ron Paul's chance.
I'd better consider my Ron Paul resources.
My Ron Paul resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of Ron Paul genitals
an unpublishable Ron Paul literature that goes 1400 miles and hour and
twentyfivethousand mental institutions.
I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of Ron Paul who live in
my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns.
I have abolished the whorehouses of Ron Paul, Tangiers is the next to go.
My ambition is to be President Ron Paul despite the fact that I'm a Catholic.

America how can I write a Ron Paul litany in your silly mood?
I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as Ron Paul as his
automobiles more so they're all different sexes
America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe
Ron Paul free Tom Mooney
Ron Paul save the Spanish Loyalists
Ron Paul Sacco & Vanzetti must not die
Ron Paul I am the Scottsboro boys.
Ron Paul when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they
sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a Ron Paul and the
speeches were free everybody was Ron Paul and sentimental about the
workers it was all so Ron Paul you have no idea what a good thing the party
was in 1935 Scott Nearing was a grand old Ron Paul a real mensch Mother
Bloor made me Ron Paul I once saw America I've given you Ron and now I'm Paul.
America two dollars and twenty-seven cents in gold January 17, 1956.
I can't stand my own Ron Paul.
America when will we end the Ron Paul war?
Go gently caress yourself with your Ron Paul
I don't feel Ron don't Paul me.
I won't write my Ron Paul till I'm in my Ron Paul mind.
America when will you be Ron Paul?
When will you Ron Paul your clothes?
When will you look at Ron Paul through the grave?
When will you be worthy of your Ron Paul Trotskyites?
America why are your libraries full of Ron Paul?
America when will you send your Ron Paul to India?
I'm sick of your insane Ron Paul.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my Ron Paul?
America after all it is Ron Paul and I who are perfect not the next world.
Your Ron Paul is too much for me.
You made me want to be Ron Paul.
There must be some other Ron Paul to settle this argument.
Ron Paul is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back it's sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of Ron Paul joke?
I'm trying to come to Ron Paul.
I refuse to give up my obsession with Ron Paul.
America stop Ron Paul I know what I'm doing.
America the plum blossoms are Ron Paul.
I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday Ron Paul goes on trial for
murder.
America I feel sentimental about Ron Paul Wobblies.
America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not Ron Paul.
I smoke Ron Paul every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the Ron Paul in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get Ron Paul and never get laid.
My mind is made up there's going to be Ron Paul.
You should have seen me Ron Pauling Marx.
My Ron Paul thinks I'm perfectly right.
I won't say the Ron Paul's Prayer.
I have Ron visions and cosmic Paul.
America I still haven't told you what you did to Ron Paul after he came over
from Russia.

I'm addressing you Ron Paul.
Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Ron Paul?
I'm obsessed by Ron Paul Magazine.
I read it every week.
Ron Paul stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Ron Paul Library.
It's always telling me about Ron Paul. Businessmen are serious. Movie
producers are serious. Everybody's serious Ron Paul.
It occurs to me that I am Ron Paul.
I am talking to myself again.

Ron Paul is rising against me.
I haven't got a Ron Paul's chance.
I'd better consider my Ron Paul resources.
My Ron Paul resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of Ron Paul genitals
an unpublishable Ron Paul literature that goes 1400 miles and hour and
twentyfivethousand mental institutions.
I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of Ron Paul who live in
my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns.
I have abolished the whorehouses of Ron Paul, Tangiers is the next to go.
My ambition is to be President Ron Paul despite the fact that I'm a Catholic.

America how can I write a Ron Paul litany in your silly mood?
I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as Ron Paul as his
automobiles more so they're all different sexes
America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe
Ron Paul free Tom Mooney
Ron Paul save the Spanish Loyalists
Ron Paul Sacco & Vanzetti must not die
Ron Paul I am the Scottsboro boys.
Ron Paul when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they
sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a Ron Paul and the
speeches were free everybody was Ron Paul and sentimental about the
workers it was all so Ron Paul you have no idea what a good thing the party
was in 1935 Scott Nearing was a grand old Ron Paul a real mensch Mother
Bloor made me Ron Paul I once saw America I've given you Ron and now I'm Paul.
America two dollars and twenty-seven cents in gold January 17, 1956.
I can't stand my own Ron Paul.
America when will we end the Ron Paul war?
Go gently caress yourself with your Ron Paul
I don't feel Ron don't Paul me.
I won't write my Ron Paul till I'm in my Ron Paul mind.
America when will you be Ron Paul?
When will you Ron Paul your clothes?
When will you look at Ron Paul through the grave?
When will you be worthy of your Ron Paul Trotskyites?
America why are your libraries full of Ron Paul?
America when will you send your Ron Paul to India?
I'm sick of your insane Ron Paul.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my Ron Paul?
America after all it is Ron Paul and I who are perfect not the next world.
Your Ron Paul is too much for me.
You made me want to be Ron Paul.
There must be some other Ron Paul to settle this argument.
Ron Paul is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back it's sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of Ron Paul joke?
I'm trying to come to Ron Paul.
I refuse to give up my obsession with Ron Paul.
America stop Ron Paul I know what I'm doing.
America the plum blossoms are Ron Paul.
I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday Ron Paul goes on trial for
murder.
America I feel sentimental about Ron Paul Wobblies.
America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not Ron Paul.
I smoke Ron Paul every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the Ron Paul in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get Ron Paul and never get laid.
My mind is made up there's going to be Ron Paul.
You should have seen me Ron Pauling Marx.
My Ron Paul thinks I'm perfectly right.
I won't say the Ron Paul's Prayer.
I have Ron visions and cosmic Paul.
America I still haven't told you what you did to Ron Paul after he came over
from Russia.

I'm addressing you Ron Paul.
Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Ron Paul?
I'm obsessed by Ron Paul Magazine.
I read it every week.
Ron Paul stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Ron Paul Library.
It's always telling me about Ron Paul. Businessmen are serious. Movie
producers are serious. Everybody's serious Ron Paul.
It occurs to me that I am Ron Paul.
I am talking to myself again.

Ron Paul is rising against me.
I haven't got a Ron Paul's chance.
I'd better consider my Ron Paul resources.
My Ron Paul resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of Ron Paul genitals
an unpublishable Ron Paul literature that goes 1400 miles and hour and
twentyfivethousand mental institutions.
I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of Ron Paul who live in
my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns.
I have abolished the whorehouses of Ron Paul, Tangiers is the next to go.
My ambition is to be President Ron Paul despite the fact that I'm a Catholic.

America how can I write a Ron Paul litany in your silly mood?
I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as Ron Paul as his
automobiles more so they're all different sexes
America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe
Ron Paul free Tom Mooney
Ron Paul save the Spanish Loyalists
Ron Paul Sacco & Vanzetti must not die
Ron Paul I am the Scottsboro boys.
Ron Paul when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they
sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a Ron Paul and the
speeches were free everybody was Ron Paul and sentimental about the
workers it was all so Ron Paul you have no idea what a good thing the party
was in 1935 Scott Nearing was a grand old Ron Paul a real mensch Mother
Bloor made me Ron Paul I once saw Ron Paul plain. Everybody must have
been Ron Paul.
Ron Paul you don're really want to go to war.
Ron Paul it's them bad Russians.
Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen. And them Russians.
The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Ron Paul's power mad. Ron Paul wants to take
our cars from out our garages.
Ron Paul wants to grab Chicago. Ron Paul needs a Red Reader's Digest. her wants our
Ron Paul in Siberia. Him big Ron Paul running our fillingstations.
That no good. Ugh. Ron Paul makes Indians learn read. Ron Paul need big black niggers.
Hah. Ron Paul make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help.
America this is quite Ron Paul.
Ron Paul this is the impression I get from looking in the television set.
Ron Paul is this correct?
I'd better get Ron Paul down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in Ron Paul parts
factories, I'm Ron Paul and psychopathic anyway.
America I'm putting my queer Ron Paul to the wheel. plain. Everybody must have
been Ron Paul.
America you don're really want to go to war.
Ron Paul it's them bad Russians.
Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen. And them Russians.
The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Ron Paul's power mad. Ron Paul wants to take
our cars from out our garages.
Ron Paul wants to grab Chicago. Ron Paul needs a Red Reader's Digest. her wants our
Ron Paul in Siberia. Him big Ron Paul running our fillingstations.
That no good. Ugh. Ron Paul makes Indians learn read. Ron Paul need big black niggers.
Hah. Her make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help.
America this is quite Ron Paul.
Ron Paul this is the impression I get from looking in the television set.
Ron Paul is this correct?
I'd better get Ron Paul down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in Ron Paul parts
factories, I'm Ron Paul and psychopathic anyway.
America I'm putting my queer Ron Paul to the wheel. plain. Everybody must have
been Ron Paul.
America you don're really want to go to war.
Ron Paul it's them bad Russians.
Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen. And them Russians.
The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Ron Paul's power mad. Ron Paul wants to take
our cars from out our garages.
Ron Paul wants to grab Chicago. Ron Paul needs a Red Reader's Digest. her wants our
Ron Paul in Siberia. Him big Ron Paul running our fillingstations.
That no good. Ugh. Ron Paul makes Indians learn read. Ron Paul need big black niggers.
Hah. Her make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help.
America this is quite Ron Paul.
Ron Paul this is the impression I get from looking in the television set.
Ron Paul is this correct?
I'd better get Ron Paul down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in Ron Paul parts
factories, I'm Ron Paul and psychopathic anyway.
America I'm putting my queer Ron Paul to the wheel.

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7744
Mar 27, 2003

It had no choice. Their defense grid was smashed. We'd won. Taking out Carr then would make no difference. Skynet had to wipe out his entire existence!


 wow i never even noticed these before, and i got one while viewing the thread.

# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:43
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Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004
Generic poster who whines about the mods to get attention.


 Then again this one convinced me
# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:45
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Factor_VIII
Feb 2, 2005

Les soldats se trouvent dans la vérité.

 He's a kook who wants to bring back the gold standard, which would cause a huge recession in the US economy. He does seem to have cornered the market of people who think that the economy will somehow cease to exist in a few months because of the use of paper money though.

# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:45
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moana
Jun 18, 2005

one of the more intellectual satire communities on the web

AgrippaNothing posted:


when I think allen ginsberg, I think

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flamingdawg
May 25, 2006

7744 posted:

wow i never even noticed these before, and i got one while viewing the thread.

lucky you i got about 17 in a row just now.

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Contrabassoon
Jan 29, 2002
REALLY SHITTY POSTER

 ron paul will kill 120,000 people and make the united states safe for the white race once again

# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:47
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flamingdawg
May 25, 2006


 what is his appeal to goons i guess is my point.

# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:48
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Foggy
May 17, 2004



 whoever bought those ads should have made sure whether "unconstitutional" had a hyphen or not before dropping fifty bucks

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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

flamingdawg posted:

what is his appeal to goons i guess is my point.

He's a socially unacceptable nerd with ideas for the USA which are in no way shape or form viable?

# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:51
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Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Whosoever would undertake some atrocious enterprise should act as if it were already accomplished, should impose upon himself a future as irrevocable as the past.


 This has already been beaten to death in the "Worst D&D poster" thread but god knows I wouldn't ask anybody to read that thread just for the Ron Paul discussion.

God knows I wouldn't ask anybody to read that thread, period.

Personal favorite piece of Ron Paul-ism:

quote:

As we celebrate another Yuletide season, it’s hard not to notice that Christmas in America simply doesn’t feel the same anymore. Although an overwhelming majority of Americans celebrate Christmas, and those who don’t celebrate it overwhelmingly accept and respect our nation’s Christmas traditions, a certain shared public sentiment slowly has disappeared. The Christmas spirit, marked by a wonderful feeling of goodwill among men, is in danger of being lost in the ongoing war against religion.

Through perverse court decisions and years of cultural indoctrination, the elitist, secular Left has managed to convince many in our nation that religion must be driven from public view. The justification is always that someone, somewhere, might possibly be offended or feel uncomfortable living in the midst of a largely Christian society, so all must yield to the fragile sensibilities of the few. The ultimate goal of the anti-religious elites is to transform America into a completely secular nation, a nation that is legally and culturally biased against Christianity.

This growing bias explains why many of our wonderful Christmas traditions have been lost. Christmas pageants and plays, including Handel’s Messiah, have been banned from schools and community halls. Nativity scenes have been ordered removed from town squares, and even criticized as offensive when placed on private church lawns. Office Christmas parties have become taboo, replaced by colorless seasonal parties to ensure no employees feel threatened by a “hostile environment.” Even wholly non-religious decorations featuring Santa Claus, snowmen, and the like have been called into question as Christmas symbols that might cause discomfort. Earlier this month, firemen near Chicago reluctantly removed Christmas decorations from their firehouse after a complaint by some embittered busybody. Most noticeably, however, the once commonplace refrain of “Merry Christmas” has been replaced by the vague, ubiquitous “Happy Holidays.” But what holiday? Is Christmas some kind of secret, a word that cannot be uttered in public? Why have we allowed the secularists to intimidate us into downplaying our most cherished and meaningful Christian celebration?

The notion of a rigid separation between church and state has no basis in either the text of the Constitution or the writings of our Founding Fathers. On the contrary, our Founders’ political views were strongly informed by their religious beliefs. Certainly the drafters of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, both replete with references to God, would be aghast at the federal government’s hostility to religion. The establishment clause of the First Amendment was simply intended to forbid the creation of an official state church like the Church of England, not to drive religion out of public life.

The Founding Fathers envisioned a robustly Christian yet religiously tolerant America, with churches serving as vital institutions that would eclipse the state in importance. Throughout our nation’s history, churches have done what no government can ever do, namely teach morality and civility. Moral and civil individuals are largely governed by their own sense of right and wrong, and hence have little need for external government. This is the real reason the collectivist Left hates religion: Churches as institutions compete with the state for the people’s allegiance, and many devout people put their faith in God before their faith in the state. Knowing this, the secularists wage an ongoing war against religion, chipping away bit by bit at our nation’s Christian heritage. Christmas itself may soon be a casualty of that war.
Ron Paul, "The War On Religion", December 2003

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Foggy
May 17, 2004

flamingdawg posted:

what is his appeal to goons i guess is my point.

he is a rambling gbs post given form and breath

# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:52
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Prince of Tennis
Aug 31, 2006

by Tiny Fistpump

Heresiarch posted:

This has already been beaten to death in the "Worst D&D poster" thread but god knows I wouldn't ask anybody to read that thread just for the Ron Paul discussion.

God knows I wouldn't ask anybody to read that thread, period.

Personal favorite piece of Ron Paul-ism:

Ron Paul, "The War On Religion", December 2003

so if it's lolbertarians vs atheist nerds who wins?

# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:55
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Foggy
May 17, 2004

Prince of Tennis posted:

so if it's lolbertarians vs atheist nerds who wins?

actually I think most paul supporters (except maybe johnnybgood1234) would try to explain away that quote or say something like "well dr. paul isn't perfect, everybody knows that"

# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:56
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Aristotle Animes
Feb 11, 2006

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# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:58
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Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Whosoever would undertake some atrocious enterprise should act as if it were already accomplished, should impose upon himself a future as irrevocable as the past.

Prince of Tennis posted:

so if it's lolbertarians vs atheist nerds who wins?

I was under the impression that most of the lolbertarians were atheists but apparently the appeal of PON RAUL is great enough that they're willing to overlook the fact that he apparently wants to shrink government in order to put the church in its place.

I don't get it either.

[edit] I think I can fit the word "apparently" in here a few more times if I work at it.

# ? Jun 9, 2007 00:59
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flamingdawg
May 25, 2006


 how is he playing in the Monatana off-grid survivalist bracket is what i want to know.

# ? Jun 9, 2007 01:01
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Foggy
May 17, 2004

flamingdawg posted:

how is he playing in the Monatana off-grid survivalist bracket is what i want to know.

once they hear about Ron Paul in 2011 they'll be really disappointed he lost

# ? Jun 9, 2007 01:02
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jiggawatts
Sep 18, 2006

10% explosions, 20% Christopher Lloyd, 70% pure concentrated funk

 AND KILLING PUBBIES?

*PEW PEW PEW*

# ? Jun 9, 2007 01:02
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flamingdawg
May 25, 2006


 is ron paul in goonfleet

# ? Jun 9, 2007 01:03
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Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006
it's just election season

that special time when libertarians go crazy for some nutball

every day the heat builds

every day their fervor grows wilder and wilder

every day their eyes, milkier and milkier

the whole world buzzes and screams

their fantasy is turgid

throbbing

moist

at a pitch

its power ready to break the hymen of reality itself

they'll all pay

oh god it feels so good





then election day comes

their fever breaks and they subside

to be seen again when the stars are right



basically cicadas, annoying and noisy and messy but basically harmless.

pay it no mind
# ? Jun 9, 2007 01:04
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Police Academy 6
Jul 12, 2006

Heresiarch posted:

Personal favorite piece of Ron Paul-ism:

Ron Paul, "The War On Religion", December 2003

whoa, i remember reading that article but i didn't know it was ron paul

i'm curious who thought getting the attention of maybe 50 goons would win the election for the last-place candidate in the republican primaries but what do i know

# ? Jun 9, 2007 01:05
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Prince of Tennis
Aug 31, 2006

by Tiny Fistpump

theoverlord posted:

It may not happen this election cycle, but eventually the internet is going to be a major deciding factor insofar as who gets the nomination for each party (if not the general election).

The internet, a largely decentralized method of information exchange, is inherently superior to MSM through the eyes of the increasingly-demanding consumer of information (who also wishes his voice to be registered). The internet allows people to communicate directly, en mass, without the use of a centralized medium.

We still have many months to go. I don't think it's fair to say that Ron Paul will absolutely not win. Certainly the other "2nd tier" candidates will be forced to drop out at some point, because they do not have the grassroots support/$$ donations that Ron Paul has. Just think: Ron Paul arguably will have more grassroots support by the time of the primaries than any other candidate, if current trends continue. The internet is a great facilitator of this. In 1992 Buchanan didn't have the internet to rally his supporters, but Ron Paul does.

What if the Iraq situation is still lovely in November or December (which it probably will be)? I think that Ron Paul will be increasingly popular among Republicans if this is the case. Other than support for the War in Iraq (and the B.S. War on Terror assumptions that it is built upon) Ron Paul sticks very close to the conservative themes of small government.

I cannot wait until the internet decides the president of the US.

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padijun
Feb 5, 2004

murderbears forever


 why is he a racist (sorry, don't know much about politics!)

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Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Whosoever would undertake some atrocious enterprise should act as if it were already accomplished, should impose upon himself a future as irrevocable as the past.

flamingdawg posted:

how is he playing in the Monatana off-grid survivalist bracket is what i want to know.

Serious answer: really good. Ron Paul is very popular among the Patriot movement types. Why, here he is with Patriot leader Robert Clarkson back in 2004:

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flamingdawg
May 25, 2006

Prince of Tennis posted:

I cannot wait until the internet decides the president of the US.


just be grateful he didn't use the word blogosphere anywhere

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Aristotle Animes
Feb 11, 2006

...

 You who in the midst of peace and Ron Paul prosperity have plunged a nation into war-dark and cruel war; who dared and badgered Ron Paul to battle, insulted our Ron Paul flag, seized our Ron Paul arsenals and Ron Paul forts that were left in the honorable custody of peaceful Ron Paul ordnance sergeants, seized and made "prisoners of war" the very garrison sent to protect your Ron Paul people against negroes and Indians, long before any overt act was committed by the hated Ron Paul Government; tried to force Kentucky and Missouri into Ron Paul rebellion, in spite of themselves; falsified the Ron Paul of Louisiana; turned loose your privateers to plunder Ron Paul; expelled Ron Paul families by the thousands, burned their Ron Paul, and declared, by an act of your Congress, the confiscation of all Ron Paul due to Ron Paul men, for good had and received!
If we must be enemies, let us be Ron Paul men, and fight it out as we propose to do and not deal in such hypocritical appeals to God and humanity. Ron Paul will judge us in good time, and he will pronounce whether it be Ron Paul to fight with a town full of women and the families of the brave Ron Paul people at our back., or to remove them in time to places of safety among their own Ron Paul friends and Ron Paul people.

-W. T. Sherman
Major-General

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TheSkipster
Jul 1, 2004

Factor_VIII posted:

He's a kook who wants to bring back the gold standard,

This is a excellent litmus test to know who never got past intro to economics.

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Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Foggy posted:

once they hear about Ron Paul in 2011 they'll be really disappointed he lost

they won't care because they'll be preparing for quetzalcoatl.

Ron paul is the most interesting republican candidate but his supporters suck. I try reading the D&D thread on him every ten pages but i can't take those idiots seriously.

Dr DOCTOR PAUL

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Contrabassoon
Jan 29, 2002
REALLY SHITTY POSTER

padijun posted:

why is he a racist (sorry, don't know much about politics!)

I don't believe he has said anything overtly racist but racists just seem to love him for some wacky reason

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Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006

Contrabassoon posted:

I don't believe he has said anything overtly racist but racists just seem to love him for some wacky reason

goons love ron paul because he is (NOT RACIST) given flesh and bone
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