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Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
:dance: Yesssssss! Is back! It just keeps making my day! :dance:

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Ghost Car posted:

Not only that, she killed Winnie the Pooh before Winnie the Pooh even existed. She's just that good.

And that is why I don't understand why people don't vote for her! COME ON GUYS

KnoxZone
Jan 27, 2007

If I die before I Wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Magni posted:

Wait, this LP still exitst? :psyduck:

This LP will never end. Still got many sequels to go :colbert:

RedMagus
Nov 16, 2005

Male....Female...what does it matter? Power is beautiful, and I've got the power!
Grimey Drawer

Magni posted:

Wait, this LP still exitst? :psyduck:

In the future, we will read this LP to our children's children's as they nestle into their regen chambers, and sit around complaining about the good old days before they could upload screen shot LPs into pill form.

Meanwhile, Spirit Armor will be teaching the fine art of Sakura War LP making to the next generation, like a swordsmith passing on secret family techniques, and Canuck-Errant's decedents will continue the traditions of soul destruction via smilies.

The future is a wonderful place.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
This is a two-and-a-half-year LP. I'd wager it didn't take that long to make the game in the first place.

Sennamontoya
Dec 31, 2008

pumpinglemma posted:

Wait. Am I reading this wrong, or did Kanna kill Winnie the Pooh at age four? :gonk:

Hmmm, now do I need to go so extreme as to go to 4chan to see such fanart?

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I... I finally caught up. Over the past two weeks.

What an absolutely amazing LP. Spirit Armour you are an absolute comedy genius.

Also, retroactively voting for Kohran. She's so dreamy...

Inneedofspellcheck
May 1, 2009
[Ogami]

"Er, actually, I was more worried about the fact that you can now shoot into a crowd of people and hit me and only me."

O ogami how can you sleep at night man.

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

Inneedofspellcheck posted:

[Ogami]

"Er, actually, I was more worried about the fact that you can now shoot into a crowd of people and hit me and only me."

O ogami how can you sleep at night man.
He doesn't, he faints/gets knocked out/mindblasted unconscious.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry

Inneedofspellcheck posted:

[Ogami]

"Er, actually, I was more worried about the fact that you can now shoot into a crowd of people and hit me and only me."

O ogami how can you sleep at night man.

Stapled to the ceiling. (It's the only place Sakura hasn't looked yet.)

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

Glazius posted:

Stapled to the ceiling. (It's the only place Sakura hasn't looked yet.)

Pretty sure Kohran did the stapling with her Mr Hammock.

Spirit Armor
Jul 11, 2007

Love, Justice, and Mid-Season Upgrades Steam-Powered Robots.
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:siren:VIDEO ALERT!:siren:

The epilogue!

Youtube Link!
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[Inoshishi]

I-I couldn't get my vengeance... c-c-curse your rotten hide, Kirishima. You win.

[Kanna]

...

[Kanna]

You're bleeding pathetic!!

[Inoshishi]

What!?

[Kanna]

You're a goddamn pig! A pig who leaks more fire than a lava hippo with explosive diarrhea! You're sitting on a gold mine of amazingly ridiculous puns, man!

[Sakura]

Ah, I WAS wondering why this battle seemed so boring...

[Sumire]

Honestly. What sort of thoughtless villain fails to engage in witty repartee with his opposition?

[Kanna]

"No one's gonna save YOUR bacon!" "Who's for dinner NOW, punks!?" "I'll cook you all like sausages!" ... just thinking about all the wonderful, horrible things you could've said is enough to leave me in tears!

[Inoshishi]

B-b-but what about my vengeance!?

[Kanna]

What about it?

[Inoshishi]

I... I...

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[Ogami]

... that was pretty brutal, guys.

[Kanna]

It really was, Captain. He didn't even give us a last witty statement before going boom.

[Ogami]

I... yes. Yes, that's EXACTLY what I meant, Kanna. Now where were we again?

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[Ogami]

We're counting on you, Jinbu!! That's right! Kohran... you're in charge of the usual!




[Everyone]

Victory pose...




[Everyone]

Go!


... well, now we know what the cover of a mecha magazine would look like: it'd be the sort of pinup you'd see on the cover of a car magazine. Though the women would, of course, be wearing much less.



And since this IS an anime game, time passes just fast enough to give our heroes a dramatic backdrop against which they can pontificate.


----


No, I don't know how Ayame got there, either. What WOULD we do without her and her penchant for popping into random scenes to provide us with asinine information and her that vaguely pastry-like non-Euclidean hairstyle easy-on-the-eyes-ness of hers?



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[Ogami]

... please don't say things like that right after we actually succeed at not failing. It makes me feel like we're about to get a horribly game-changing plot twist out of left field.

[Kohran]

Aw, c'mon, Ogami-han! Lighten up! What's th' worst that could-

[Ogami]

DON'T SAY IT!!

[Kohran]

Wha... o-oh man, sorry 'bout that. I dunno WHAT came over me there!

[Sumire]

Now, now. All's well that ends well- is that not the case?

[Maria]

Has it, now?

[Ogami]

...

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[Ogami]

Our true battle... it starts from here on out.


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[Ogami]

See? THAT'S the kind of note we should ALWAYS end this kind of scene on. Not TOO cheerfully victorious so as to avoid irony, but optimistic enough to show that we have at least a glimmer of hope.

[Sakura]

That's goood to hear, my Lord! Now we won't have to worry about a thing, r-

[Ogami]

OH GOD NO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY TH-

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Spirit Armor fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Apr 17, 2013

Spirit Armor
Jul 11, 2007

Love, Justice, and Mid-Season Upgrades Steam-Powered Robots.
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:siren:VIDEO ALERT!:siren:

And the next episode preview! Good god, HOW long did it take me to finish this chapter

Youtube Link!
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NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW


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[Satan]

Awaken, my accursed friend.


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[Satan]

The flutes of destruction that follow in your wake...


----


[Satan]

... let them sound off across the land!!


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[Satan]

Next time, on Sakura Wars.



[Satan]

The Appearance of the Ultimate Weapon.



[Satan]

A storm of romance... amongst the Taisho era cherry blossoms.


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[???]

Into the darkness that my Lord Satan so desires...





NEXT TIME: In which absolutely nothing bad will ever happen ever again.

Spirit Armor fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Apr 17, 2013

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006

THAT'S SPECTACULAR.
Well that was a pretty cool updaWHU~JA?! ANIMATED GIFS!

Ones that do not bode well, furthermore.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
What? Spirit Armor updating... quickly? My God, the world is about to end!


Oh well, I was able to buy a Sakura Taisen poster in Osaka's Ame-mura on Saturday, so I can die in peace. But now that I am thinking of that, I remember there only being three posters there. The one I got (a victory pose poster), Sakura and the demonic lolitaIris!

JAPAN! :argh:

Rosemont
Nov 4, 2009
That last screenshot...Ayame will be all right, right? :ohdear:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Great updates~We demand more and Ayame need to have her hair down.:colbert:

typo posted:

1) [sub]What WOULD we do without her and her penchant for popping into random scenes to provide us with asinine information and her {s}that vaguely pastry-like non-Euclidean hairstyle[/s] easy-on-the-eyes-ness of hers?

2) A storm of romance... amongst the Taisho era cherry blossoms.[/b]

3) Into the darkness that my Lord Satan so desires...[/b]

Drakenel
Dec 2, 2008

The glow is a guide, my friend. Though it falls to you to avert catastrophe, you will never fight alone.
Ogami: The ultimate doormat.

lishan1988
Mar 19, 2009
Wow that was a fast update, SA! I wonder what's the next chapter gonna be ab-... OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THOSE gifs TRYING TO TELL ME?

Time to stare at some VAST TRACTS OF LAND (warnings for spoilers and slight nsfw)

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/464130/blonde_hair-blue_eyes-earrings-glycine_bleumer-jew

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/9186/angry-axe-black_hair-blonde_hair-blue_eyes-brown_e

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Oh no Ayame! We need you and your noneuclidean hair. :ohdear:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Oh great, I guess we will be seeing more of this in the next few game.:ghost:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Finally finished reading this thread after a week of browsing. Spirit Armor, I don't think I've laughed as much as I did from your extra dialogue for a long time. Wish I'd signed up for SA and found this thread early enough to cast a vote for Kanna, but ah well.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

lishan1988 posted:

Wow that was a fast update, SA! I wonder what's the next chapter gonna be ab-... OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THOSE gifs TRYING TO TELL ME?

Time to stare at some VAST TRACTS OF LAND (warnings for spoilers and slight nsfw)

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/464130/blonde_hair-blue_eyes-earrings-glycine_bleumer-jew

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/9186/angry-axe-black_hair-blonde_hair-blue_eyes-brown_e

No Kanna :(

And what are you guys talking abouANIMATED GIFS WHAT THE HELL MAN

lishan1988
Mar 19, 2009

CommissarMega posted:

No Kanna :(


She's all the way on the right, bro

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

lishan1988 posted:

She's all the way on the right, bro

I didn't even notice we could scroll to the side :downs:

little_firebird
Sep 1, 2008

Why don't you
just eat your
belly button and die?!

Spirit Armor posted:

Animated gifs of awesome

This. This is what I was waiting for. :neckbeard:

CommissarMega posted:

No Kanna :(

Here, have a probably :nws: one.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

little_firebird posted:

This. This is what I was waiting for. :neckbeard:


Here, have a probably :nws: one.

I don't get why it is NWS. It is just a dude with his shirt off. Now, if it was a girl, like say Kohran, with her shirt off, it would be a different matter.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Slaan posted:

I don't get why it is NWS. It is just a dude with his shirt off. Now, if it was a girl, like say Kohran, with her shirt off, it would be a different matter.

So... you're into girls, hmm?

The rest of us aren't into girls, we're into women :c00lbert:

Thank you, little_firebird!

RyuujinBlueZ
Oct 9, 2007

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

CommissarMega posted:

So... you're into girls, hmm?

The rest of us aren't into girls, we're into women :c00lbert:

Thank you, little_firebird!

Well put, Commie, well put.

Only a real man could handle Kanna, those without the testicles to face her have no place calling themselves men in the first place! :kamina:

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Man, they've been foreshadowing this for a while now haven't they? At least since we started seeing flashbacks.

Some people would say that the way to fight Hell is to contest it at every turn. But this is foolish. Hell is vast and boundless. The powers that rise from ir are not the first, nor will they be the last, and any victory is temporary.

No. The way to fight Hell is to enter it, and claim it as your own. Wouldn't you agree... old friend?

lishan1988
Mar 19, 2009

Glazius posted:

big words

OH GOD! YOU WANT US TO GO INTO IRIS'S ROOM NOW THAT SHE KNOWS OF OHGAMI'S LOVE FOR MARIA?

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

lishan1988 posted:

OH GOD! YOU WANT US TO GO INTO IRIS'S ROOM NOW THAT SHE KNOWS OF OHGAMI'S LOVE FOR MARIA?

Cthulu isn't a demon, and neither is Iris.

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

wdarkk posted:

Cthulu isn't a demon, and neither is Iris.

Besides, Ogami boy already kinda in hell already.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

wdarkk posted:

Cthulu isn't a demon, and neither is Iris.

That's true, they're both Old Ones.

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer

RedMagus posted:

...and Canuck-Errant's decedents will continue the traditions of soul destruction via smilies.

The future is a wonderful place.

Aww :3: I'm glad you have confidence in my ability to find a mate in this cold, uncaring world.




also, who the hell is searching up 'sakura taisen xxx' on Google? it isn't me, i swear

lishan1988
Mar 19, 2009

Canuck-Errant posted:

Aww :3: I'm glad you have confidence in my ability to find a mate in this cold, uncaring world.


I'm not sure what to feel about the picture you graced us with. It is adorable and yet :cop:

lishan1988 fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Feb 23, 2010

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

Canuck-Errant posted:

Aww :3: I'm glad you have confidence in my ability to find a mate in this cold, uncaring world.

Thats loving adorable....wait, that MARIA?!

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer

lishan1988 posted:

I'm not sure what to feel about the picture you graced us with. It is adorable and yet :cop:

Did you mean: :pedo:





that was a joke

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Canuck-Errant posted:

Did you mean: :pedo:





that was a joke


I'm getting an error message while opening this. I don't know if that's a bad thing.

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KarmikCykle
Nov 19, 2006

CommissarMega posted:

I'm getting an error message while opening this. I don't know if that's a bad thing.

It seems to be a directory link to a file hosted on what I'm guessing is Canuck's computer, not an internet link.

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