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Glazius posted:Gurren Lagann is entirely as MANLY ROBOT PUNCHING AND/OR DRILLING as advertised. I'll probably just get 'em the legit way once the series comes out. It got licensed. 1) Oh, recap episodes, how I hate you so. 2) Oh, Gainax. 3) ... this is relevant to my interests, because that is the lifeblood of crazy super robot shows.  Morgenthau posted:She's actually pretty much heterosexual, but the fanfiction... THE FANFICTION..!!! HISS SPEAK NOT OF FF.NET, FOR IT IS 98% ANGSTFIC/SLASHFIC/SELF-INSERT CRAPAPALOOZA. The other two percent is actually good, but trying to find good stuff on FF.net is like trying to look for a straw of hay in a needlestack, except that the needlestack is full of poo poo and everything is on fire. Sindai posted:Words of wisdom about Gurren-Lagann: when things seem grim midway through the series DO NOT BE ALARMED. The series gets better exponentially almost every episode except for that one dip. Grimness won't dissuade me from what seems to be an awesomely crazy old-school-style robot-beating on crack and madness and wacky 'shades. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE? 
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Morgenthau posted:She's actually pretty much heterosexual, but the fanfiction... THE FANFICTION..!!! Fanfiction? Who needs that when there's probably a metric crapton of porn doujin around. Edit: I took a quick look around. Who knew Maria had that under her greatcoat?
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Spirit Armor posted:HISS The trick is to only look through the 'humor' category. Sometimes you stumble upon something funny. Other times... well... Like any other art form, it's like digging for diamonds in the sewer. The difference is, with the published works, you have editors with a hose to spray most of the poo poo out. Fanfiction readers don't have that luxury.
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Oh god, what have I found!? Eeerr...  I guess.Some weird FF.net person posted:NIGHT PATROL: A Sakura Taisen Fanfic by Jemu Nekketsu  IRIS IS WATCHING YOU ALWAYSSSS! For I am the goddess and I see all! Enjoy your worthless unions of the flesh while you can, for soon all the world shall cry out in unison as I feast upon them! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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some weird FF.net person posted:Ichiro couldn't take the pain anymore; his great wyrm had awakened, and like any dragon before it sought a virgin sacrifice to appease its hunger. He conceded however, that virgin or no, any sacrifice would do, and fumbled with his pants to allow the beast a scent of the night air and the sight of its dinner. Sensing its tension grow as it watched the actresses blissfully unaware of their audience, he began to stroke it. What a metaphor. He could have just said he masturbated.
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Grunduggerer posted:Fanfiction? Who needs that when there's probably a metric crapton of porn doujin around. I don't know why you even need that. The first time I played ST2 I thought Sumire and Kanna were about to get hot and heavy on the floor since there were going at each other like a married couple. It may be too late but adding a vote for Sumire since the bitchy characters are always the best.
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It is never too late to vote for Sumire. And quoting from FF.net should be a 48-hour ban or something. There are things you can't un-see. Grunduggerer fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Sep 27, 2007 |
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This is why you need to develop your ability to stop reading things when it becomes clear which way they're going  .A vote for Sumire is a vote for fanfiction! Vote Maria 2007! 
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Kanna will beat you up if you do not vote for Kanna-PunyEnsign relations. Kanna is the most normal of the bunch but, I guess that isn't saying much.
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Yes, Kanna could provide Ogami his daily requirement of beatings. But then any of the girls could manage physical torture. Now for MENTAL torture, Sumire is the obvious choice. Edit: Also I just realized Kanna doesn't have a Koubu. She just beats the enemy to death with her fists... Kanna No Ken or whatever. Grunduggerer fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Sep 28, 2007 |
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Spirit Armor posted:3) poo poo, I really need to see Gurren Lagann now. I'm kind of torn between demanding that you go and watch it RIGHT NOW since it's such a great show and advising you never to touch it since it will only delay updates more.  EDIT: Oop, there was another page here.
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Spirit Armor posted:---- Uchi... 
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Grunduggerer posted:Ending this now would be a crime against God and Man both. It's not ending now. This LP will come to its natural conclusion or I shall eat my collection of Sakura Wars games. I have, however, been getting beaten and/or sodomized by real life. Sorry for the horrible delay on the update- it will, at the very latest, go up tomorrow evening.
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Spirit Armor posted:It's not ending now. This LP will come to its natural conclusion or I shall eat my collection of Sakura Wars games. [Iris] Yes... real life... mwahahaha(Although thinking about it I suppose beatings and sodomy are really more kohran's forte?)
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Rose wood posted:[Iris] The creepy thing is that I was thinking more or less the same thing. Or maybe someone wants to know his every nook and cranny.
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If you won't update, I WILL! [???] Ogami... [Ogami]  Mmm... Kanna... Sumire... Tits... [???] Hey. Ogami. [Ogami] Finger blowjobs... [???] CAPTAIN OGAMI!!! [Ogami]  G-WHA AAH FIRE ALL GUNS AT THE YELLOW ONE!!!!!! KILL THE DEMON WITH FIRE! [???] ...What the hell were you dreaming of?  [Ogami]  ...WHAT IN YONEDA'S GHOST IS THIS PLACE? [???]  Did you forget to take your medication last night or something? The bridge. Where you command. When you're not asleep, at least. [Ogami] You're... oh, thank god, it's just Lester. [Lester] ..."just" Lester? What were you dreaming of? [Ogami]  Oh god it was terrible. There were six girls who abused me and raped me with machines and made me fix a dance stage by putting nails into a cardboard box, and then I had to pilot a tin garbage can to- [Lester] I... think that's enough. Maybe you'll take this as a lesson and won't sleep on the job again. Anyway, stay awake this time. Coup d'etat forces could be heading our way any time, you know. [Ogami]  What now? [Lester] Coup d'etat forces? The ones the exiled prince Eonia came from the depths of outer space from? [Ogami] IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE?!? [Lester] No, look, shut up. We could have an attack at any minute now- [Operator]  Captain Ogami! Commander Lester! Unknown ships approaching from 12 o'clock! IFF confirms them to be coup d'etat forces! [Ogami] This is your fault, Lester!! [Lester] This is not my fault. [Ogami]  It is if I can offically blame you when we get blown up, thus dodging the cruel harvest that is court martials once again! [Lester]  ...someday, I'm going to strangle you. Operator, display the enemy's positions.  [Operator] I've just confirmed it. The first three appear to be some kind of large fighter-class ship; the ranks in the back are- one moment! We're recieving a communication from one of the fighters! [Ogami] Put them through so that I may taunt them mercilessly! [Operator] Affirmative. Connecting now.  [???]  Excuse me! May I ask a quick question? [Ogami] ...S-Sakura? [???] Huh? [Ogami] Nothing, nothing- I thought you were someone else for a moment. What is it? [???] I'm not mistaken in assuming you're part of the Criom Planetary Defense Ship Fleet, right? [Ogami] Right! ...uh, we are, right, Lester? [Lester] Sure, why not. [???] In that case, is there a captain here named 'Takuto Meyers?' [Lester] Wrong ship. You're looking for the destroyer about twelve sectors closer to Criom. [???] Oh. I'm terribly sorry! We'll be- [Sound Effects] BOOM! [???]  Aaaah! [Operator] Unknown fighter #1 has taken damage! One of the larger ships in the back is firing on it! [???] I don't get it! There aren't supposed to be any enemies around here! [Ogami] ...Enemies? [Sound Effects] BOOM! [???] Aieeeeee! Someone help me! [Ogami] Hmm, this looks bad. Still, before we move in we'd better-  [??? 2]  What the hell are you babbling about now? There's a girl in trouble- stop making excuses and help her! [Ogami] Su-SUMIRE? [??? 2] Who? [Ogami] No, nothing. Just... another mistake. I don't even know who- [??? 2] Milfy! That goes for you too- stop yelling "Aieee" and start firing back! [Millfeue] But Ranpha, I'm scared! I've had enough- I'm running! [Ranpha] AAARGH! You have a [Ogami] Did... did she just say "Koubu" there? [??? 3]  No. She didn't. [Ogami] Yes she did! [??? 3] NO. NO SHE DIDN'T. [Ogami] ...yes'm... [Ogami] Wait- Maria? [??? 3] No. The pain within my heart... is known only by this locket. [Ogami] Oh god it is you! It's happening all over again! [??? 3] No, it isn't. Now calm down- and that goes for EVERYONE! Have you forgotten why we're here, Ranpha? Milfie? [Ranpha] No, I haven't, unlike a certain air-head! [  ]Hey, Ranpha, who are you talking about? [??? 3] Okay, enough with the stupid jokes, you two. Anyway, commander, we're not here for you, so we'll stop bothering you now. Good luck with the ene- [Operator] Captain! Something is exiting Chrono Drive directly in front of us! It's a blue fighter in the same fashion as the others! [??? 4]  Well, it seems as if you all are having quite the fun time. You are late, you know! [Ogami] ...Iris? [??? 4] Huh? [Cthulu?] AT LAST, MY MORTAL SHELL IN THIS PLACE HAS COME FORTH, AND MY NAME HAS BEEN SPOKEN. NOW WE SHALL BE AS ONE AND ALL THE UNIVERSE SHALL FALL BEFORE US. DOOM AND DEATH THEMSELVES SHALL KNOW TO FEAR US. [??? 4] Oh dear, it seems I'm being subsu- [Operator] Communications have been lost! We can't reach the blue fighter! [Ogami] Why do I have a terrible feeling of doom? What does the scanner say? [Operator] Er, the screen is printing garbage, Sir. [Screen] THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH, THE OLD ONES AWAKEN, FLEE INTO DEATH BUT EVEN DEATH SHALL BE NO RESPITE BEFORE HER MIGHT; ONLY THOSE WHO SURRENDER THEMSELVES BODY, MIND, AND SOUL TO HER MIGHT SHALL BE SPARED THE COMING WAVE OF ANNIHILATION! LO! SHE COMES! [Operator] ...we're recieving a communication from the blue fighter. [Ogami] I suspect I will regret this for all my days, but... connect it.  [? ?] THE MERGING IS COMPLETE. MINTRIS, THE ULTIMATE BEING, IS BORN; THE END OF EVERYTHING STARTS TODAY. [Everyone] Oh my dear god. [Mintris] Greetings, big brother. Did you think you could escape my nightmare by fleeing into this dream? You sad, simple fool. Now, we will teach you that your hell will never end. No matter how far you run, no matter what dream or depths of your fevered mind you flee into, you will never escape. [Ogami] I... I... [Lester] Give us the command, Ogami, and we'll open fire... even though I doubt we can win. [Ogami] I... [Lester] You what? [Ogami]  I think I'm in love. [Everyone] What. [Ogami] Hey, Mintris, destroyer of worlds, could I get your addre- [Lester] OPERATOR! EXECUTE PLAN 4471-ALPHA! [Operator] What plan is that? [Lester] PULL THE RED LEVER! [Ogami] What red leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... [Lester] Thank god. [Operator] ...if I may ask, what kind of space ship has an ejection captain's seat? [Lester] That wasn't an ejection seat, Operator. That's all you need to know. [Operator] ...I see. Well, then, commander, what's our course of action? [Lester] Pull back. We'll leave the mess to the ones who started it. ... [Iris] Big... Big brother? NOOO!!! YOU KILLED HIM! YOU BASTARDS! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, LESTER- NEXT TIME!!! And today I've learned never to combine Galaxy Angel with Sakura Wars. Oh god. BlondRobin fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Oct 4, 2007 |
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BlondRobin posted:If you won't update, I WILL! You FOOL! What horror have you wrought upon the mortal realm?! Mintris aside... 1) gently caress YES, YOU ARE THE BEST CROSSOVER EVER. Also, as much as I am amused/ashamed/horrified to admit the following, well... 2) ... you totally beat me to it. 
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Spent two days catching up with this thread, and I'm glad it hasn't gone too far. Very funny stuff from a lot of people in this thread. Now, with that said, I'm going to cast my vote for Kohran.
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CannonFodder posted:Yeah, that was my reaction as well. Who would Vanilla be? She's not like Kohran at all. Honestly, none of the characters are really all that like the Sakura Wars characters. There are some homages in them, and they fill similar positions (Millfeue as the 'female lead,' Ranpha as her sidekick/rival/friend/semi-foil, etc.) but the Forte-Maria one's about as close an analog as you get and even then it's not that similar. And in my opinion the GA characters are better. I'm glad people liked my comedy "update." If there's a demand, I could start up a Galaxy Angel Let's Play, but I'm a touch pressed for time at the moment since classes are back on and everything's a little messy. Besides, I'd hate to rip too heavily off this thread while it's still going on, and not only because I want to see it come to a conclusion myself. Although that is the main reason. I'm also not entirely sure I could be as comedic as Spirit Armor. Also, Spirit Armor posted:... you totally beat me to it.  Too bad, I would have liked to see what you would have done with it.
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Ahahaha, oh god this loving thread. It's almost 6 here, and I've been up all night marathoning this LP. And I've been in stitches the entire time, it's just so perfect. Spirit armor, never change. (Except the pace, I'll be expecting the rest of the game done when I wake up in 6-7 hours tia)
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Grunduggerer posted:The world falls back into balance. NO IT DOESN'T Morgenthau posted:W-w-what? What the hell...? The In-A-Nutshell explanation: Galaxy Angel is crack incarnate. The Galaxy Angel games, however, run in a similar vein to Sakura Wars, except 1) it's in space and in the future, and 2) the mecha action part is more like an RTS. It's a relatively decent series. :bonfrog: Sylphosaurus posted:You know, a Galaxy Angel LP would be pretty entertaining to read. Cooked Auto posted:And I have to agree. If it's done in a similar style as this one it might just be interesting. Thirded. I'd love to see it done, since the games ALSO haven't been brought over to America and probably never will be. I'd be willing to give it a shot myself, but Sakura Wars comes first. Wyvernil posted:Well, that was... interesting. Mintris combines telepathy with... with whatever the hell Iris has at her disposal. It would be the ultimate CannonFodder posted:Yeah, that was my reaction as well. Who would Vanilla be? She's not like Kohran at all. Vanilla has no equivalent character in Sakura Wars. Heck, none of the Galaxy Angel pilots really do... ... I guess she'd be like... I don't know, the bastard child of Iris and Rei Ayanami, but that'd be doing Vanilla a great disservice. Dimestore Merlin posted:Spent two days catching up with this thread, and I'm glad it hasn't gone too far. Very funny stuff from a lot of people in this thread. Glad you're enjoying it so far!  Really? Only two days? God, I need to step up the pace. Also, vote noted.BlondRobin posted:... And in my opinion the GA characters are better. Perhaps, at least where the first games are concerned. Plotwise, though... well, Galaxy Angel's second and third games (Moonlit Lovers and Eternal Lovers) sorta make me cry tears of blood. quote:I'm glad people liked my comedy "update." If there's a demand, I could start up a Galaxy Angel Let's Play, but I'm a touch pressed for time at the moment since classes are back on and everything's a little messy. Besides, I'd hate to rip too heavily off this thread while it's still going on, and not only because I want to see it come to a conclusion myself. Although that is the main reason. I'm also not entirely sure I could be as comedic as Spirit Armor. I think you'd be able to pull it off pretty well, if that comedy update is any indication. quote:
PERHAPS WE SHALL STILL SEE Bobfly posted:Ahahaha, oh god this loving thread. It's almost 6 here, and I've been up all night marathoning this LP. ... oh, god, you pulled an all-nighter for this thread? Thanks a lot- I'll be sure to, uh, not change.  ... well, I guess I'll have to pull a 110-hour spree in order to get the game done in 6-7 hours- waitasec.... next update will be somewhat shorter than usual because I have to wake up in five hours and I'm running out of time fast. EDIT: Make that four hours.
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 Once they got the set arranged in such a way that it WON'T loving fall over and crush the actresses, the orchestral pit, and/or the front row seats, the Flower Division assembles in the salon, complete at last! ... except for Maria, 'cause I guess she isn't cool enough to be in the cool kids' club.  ---- [Maria]  ... fine. I don't NEED to be a part of their asinine little meeting. I'll just remain alone, as I usually do. *Half an hour later* [Maria]  ... the pain within my heart is known only by this locket, the pain within my heart is known only by this locket, the pain within my heart is known only by... *Sniff*... ----  ... Kanna, my girl, you need to work on your conversation skills. I mean, really-- "man, I can crush rocks with my bare hands! Just imagine what I could do with a human's skull!!" is probably the perfect way to get an awkward silence going. ---- [Kanna]  But then I just sorta punched reality inna face until it admitted that I was badass enough to swim all the gently caress way back to the Imperial Capital, so it was awriiiight. [Sumire]  ... punched... reality? [Kanna] Yeah, he was this whiny little monocle-wearing punk in one of those fancy seafaring uniforms, with a pegleg and all. He even had a parrot on his shoulder and everything! [Sumire]  ... [Kanna]  ... what? What're you staring at that newspaper so intently for? [Sumire] .... Kanna, you just gave a perfect description of the deceased ship captain whose broken, bloated corpse was found washed up on a beach in Okinawa this morning. [Kanna] Haha, yeah. It's funny how the world works, ain't it? ---- [Sumire]  Well, it's not as if anyone was actually worried about you anyway... [Iris]  But... Sumire was the one who was the most worried, right~? [Sumire]  Wh... what are you saying?! You little brat... ---- [Iris] INSOLENT FOOL, YOU DARE CONTRADICT ME?! [Sumire]  Why, of course! You don't really think that I would be scared of YOU, right? After all... [Sumire]  ... money is the root of all evil. ----  Yup, it's the same old gossipy, god-defying, frighteningly dysfunctional group of Wakiji murderers!  [Kohran]  So ya went all th' way t' Okinawa to train in karate... Haah... you really went far away, huh.... [Kanna]  Hehe, I guess. It's where I was born, too... and Okinawa IS the best place to go train! ... huh? By the way, where's Maria? [Sakura]  I think she went back to her room a little while ago... ---- [Maria] Thepaininmyheartisknownonlybythislocketthepaininmyheartisknownonlybythislocketthepainis-- ----  ---- [Maria]  o/` CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN, THESE WOOOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIIILL NOT HEEEEEEAAAAAL-- o/` ----  ----  Well, that's not at ALL suspicious or stupidly vague, LET'S DO IT. :iamafag: [Ogami] Sure! I don't have a clue what you're planning, but I'll join you. ... Yeah, I've said it before, but I'll say it again: if Tokyo's future is in the hands of this guy, then we're all hosed. [Kanna] That's the spirit! You sure know how to cut a long story short, Captain!  Fun Fact: Ichiro Ogami was the only person in his class to pass "Clothes Changing" and "Jumping Through Windows" with flying colors, though he had a tendency to forget his pants. Also, he is able to Utilize His Navy Training to spy on hot lesbian make-out scenes. It's a very special academy. [Kanna] How about you show me... the kinds of fighting skills that they taught you in the Navy? ---- [Ogami]  Sure. No ties, no belts, no cross-dressing, FINAL DRESSING ROOM. [Kanna] ... I have no loving clue what you're talkin' about anymore. ---- [Ogami]  Eh?! [Sumire] Fare thee well.... Ensign...   Dear Diary: That was at three o' clock in the afternoon. Five hours have passed since Kanna took the Ensign down to the exercise room, and the sun has long since set. For the past four hours, we have all been able to hear a high-pitched shrieking noise emanating from the basement, accompanied by a duet of bones and machinery breaking in multiple places. The screaming was too effeminate to be anyone but the Ensign, may he rest in peace... tragically, no one could spare the time to go and see how they were doing. The Ensign is most likely dead, Maria has locked herself in her room, and Vice Commander Ayame is in pursuit of Manager Yoneda, who has commandeered the Rolling Thunder in a last-ditch attempt to purchase more alcohol for the theater. Without a clear authority to guide those of us who remain, we have been left to our own devices... discipline is fast deserting us.  Surprisingly enough, Kohran kept herself busy by tending to a small garden in the theater's courtyard. She has not yet revealed to us exactly what it is she is attempting to grow, but much of the grass surrounding her mysterious plants has died off, as if the crops had sucked the life force out of the surrounding vegetation. When I asked her, all she told me was "Well, I started messin' with my chemistry set again last night," and spouted this babble about "genetic engineering" and "sin against God" before crowing "We're gonna have some freshly-harvested turnipork meat fer dinner tonight~!" I don't think I'll ever understand that silly girl.  Sadly, Kohran hadn't thought to put up a scarecrow to dissuade local birds from eating whatever it is she was trying to grow.  ---  ... she managed to improvise, however. In the meantime, Kasumi and Yuri are trying to figure out how best to hide the crow entrails splattered all over the windows facing the courtyard, and there is still the matter of hiding the Koubu-shaped hole punched through the walls... how distasteful. On a lighter note, I am beginning to worry about Sakura. I am starting to think that she's been spending a bit too much time around Iris; I cannot remember the last time I saw her walking about by herself, and it is beginning to interfere with her practicing.  She seemed fine when I asked her how things were doing, however. For some odd reason, I can't seem to remember much of the details surrounding our conversation; I get the vague feeling that Sakura was simply a bit tired, and that she had promised to take Iris to the local amusement park while the Ensign was busy.  Oddly enough, she kept whispering something along the lines of "h... e... l... p... ... m... e..." I believe that Sakura may also be getting something of an allergy to sunlight and fresh air. In my humble opinion, she simply needs to take better care of her skin! Really, Sakura doesn't have nearly enough common sense; how can such a country bumpkin even THINK to compete with the theater's top star? I must be off now, however; I must get back to monitoring the servants who are currently engaged in assessing the current state of the finances I have stored here in the theater. Iris may be attempting to tap into the vast amounts of evil energy stored within the cursed gold ingots that had been passed down from generation to generation of the Kanzaki conglomerate, so I shall have to get back to you later, diary. ~Sincerely Yours, Sumire Kanzaki  [Ogami] ... sparring? ---- [Kanna] You okay, Captain? You seem kinda out of it. [Ogami] No, it's just... I feel like I've been beaten to a bloody pulp, dreamt about some weird floozies in space, and then woken up and/or revived by some miraculous power of government. [Forte] Hahaha, now you're just being silly. [Ogami] Yeah, I guess I- [Ogami] ... [Ogami] ...  ---- [Kanna] ... aah. I'll throw some attacks at you, and you block 'em. [Ogami] Eh?! I mean, I don't know karate too well... there's no way I'll be able to block all of them!  ----  [Kanna] First up's a low kick. Next, there'll be a straight punch to the stomach. Finally, I'll be throwing a high roundhouse kick.  ---- [Ogami] Alright, let's DO this thi-  [Ogami] GREAT SCOTT!! [Kanna] Hahaha... whoops, my bad. [Ogami] K-Kanna, aren't you supposed to TELL me what you're going t- [Ogami]  GLGHBKSGH [Kanna] Hahaha... whoops, my bad. [Ogami] .. well, THIS would explain why I can't remember the events of the past five hours. ----  [Ogami] Here it comes! First up is...!  [Ogami] A low kick! THWOCK ... and given how hard Kanna hits, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Ogami lost the use of his right arm. [Kanna] Not bad, Cap'n! You're pretty good if you can block one of my kicks! [Kanna] Next's a straight punch! Now then, think you'll be able to stop THIS?!  [Ogami] A direct punch to my stomach... I'll block it! WHUMPF And Ogami loses the use of his left arm. [Kanna] So you blocked my straight punch, eh? Looks like I've underestimated you.  ----  Well, THAT was a ridiculously easy game, now leOHSHI-  NOT AGAIN  ----  ---- [Ogami] ... well, my front teef're knocked out, I fink I shwallowed my back teef, and I fink I have an overbite now. ---- [Ogami] Cough, cough... No, that was an amazing kick... ... everything went white for a second there.  ----  [Kanna] Even though we're takin' it easy here, for you to be able to take all of my attacks like that... ---- [Kanna] You're the first guy to actually SURVIVE a sparring session! The last guy I tried this with ended up havin' his skull shattered like a melon in a meat grinder. [Ogami] ... no wonder you're the only successor to the Kirishima style of karate. ---- [Kanna] Whew... still, it feels great to move your body around like this, huh. ... that's right! Captain, aren't you hungry after practicing like that? If you'd like, I'll treat you to Chef Kanna's Deluxe Special Meal! How about it, Captain. Wanna join me for a meal?  Hells yeah, we don't turn down free food! [Ogami] That sounds good, I accept! I was just starting to get hungry, too.  ----  And thus, Ensign Ichiro Ogami passes yet another of life's great trials, and in one piece. [Ogami] Hey, Kanna, I can eat this meal through a straw, right? ... mostly. NEXT TIME: We finish this particular section. Yaaaaaay 
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Ahahaha, hilarious! The image of Ohgami whimpering with both arms in compound fractures waiting for Kanna's final attack really got to me. And as always your mspaints are great. Permission to use one if I do get around getting an avatar for myself? I never really got into Galaxy Angel; it seems so to me. For some reason I could never relate to it. Probably because I watched the anime first and the game lacked the random insanity of the anime. Also the game doesn't have NOMAD which I think has got to be one of the most hilarious characters in anime. Though having Ranpha Franboise itself is probably worth taking a trip down Damnation Alley... I mean she even has larger tracts of land than Sumire!  To the brave soul who attempts a Galaxy Angel LP, she has got to be the one for you.  ... ........ That's so unnatural, it's terrifying.
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Oh where to begin... I think we all know anything Kohran would grow in a garden can kill and eat a mere crow. And have tentacles in case Ogami wandered by. Kanna is... nice, isn't she? Ogami would never be happy with her. However it seems that Sumire and Kanna are friendly, so perhaps Kanna can dispense the beatings Sumire would give him but of course, is too much the lady to actually do. Any chance you could post what happens if Ogami misses one of those blocks, btw? quote:
Nah, Kanna just found someone she can hit more than three times without having to take them to the hospital. Someone to beat up alllllll night long.... Grunduggerer fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Oct 5, 2007 |
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Oct 5, 2007 08:23
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Strong men make Kanna feel all girly inside! 
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Oh by the way, another vote for Sumire. Would be Kohran, but I don't like the girls inserting objects into places in my body where nothing should ever be inserted to have glasses, and I don't think Ogami does either Also, what would you say the action/dating ratio of this game is? It seems to be a little short on the action, I'm sorry to say.
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Spirit Armor posted:[Sumire] Screw you Spirit Armor - you won't change my vote from Sumire! Also, for those voting for Kanna... Uh, she looks more like a dude than Ogami does at times...
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Heh. That panel reminds me of a completely different series, with another fighter girl who's basically been conditioned by her mountain-man grandfather to throw anything suspicious she can't immediately see. [Kanna] A presence! ::axe kick:: Orks trying to garden! Lordy. ...though you do wonder what they eat. Bobfly posted:Also, what would you say the action/dating ratio of this game is? It seems to be a little short on the action, I'm sorry to say. Well, look at it this way. In other strategy-RPGs your method for powering up your team is to set them to auto-spar, drive off to the nearest Sonic, eat breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert there until you've exhausted its entire menu, then return home and realize you'll have to do the whole thing again because 30 minutes in the game decided to show one of the battle phrases it has 0.005% chance of displaying and you needed to hit X to clear it. In this strategy-RPG your method for powering up your team is to look at girls in various states of undress. I AM NOT SURE I SEE THE DOWNSIDE.
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