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GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

may contain peanuts posted:

What, like there is a possible outcome of the vote that does not result in suffering for Ogami?

Plus, if he's doomed, there might as well be explosions in the end. I sure as hell want and explosive death over a slow mental corruption by a young child, having every bone in my body broken by a chick who is manlier than me, being shot 7000 times, being smothered to death by a stalker, or....hmm...well I can't think of anything for Sumire. That's why she's my second place I guess :colbert: oh wait. money is the root of all evil. so, yeah. evil.

GruntyThrst fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Jan 25, 2008

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BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
To everyone commenting on Sumire's vast tracts of land -

KANNA HAS BIGGER BOOBS!

(This is a Kanna vote.)

And if you are talking about Sumire's inheritance from her family? Well, money isn't everything.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
I bet the only reason they look bigger than Sumire's is because she's got enormous pectoral muscles behind them. A vote for Kanna is a vote for a thin layer of delicious squishiness padding her enormous man-muscles.

Sumire, on the other hand...

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008

BklynBruzer posted:

To everyone commenting on Sumire's vast tracts of land -

KANNA HAS BIGGER BOOBS!
They just appear bigger because of the vast bulging muscles underneath.

Edit: Curse you, Adahn!

TapamN
Jan 10, 2008
I'm... kinda disappointed by the last update. I thought that you were going to have Mecha Oogami go though the alternate story path with Iris.

While Oogami stayed at the theater, the robot would do everything that happens with the "date Iris" option. But Kohran's patchwork-repaired machinery would explode during the movie, destroying the movie theater, after which Iris would run off. Then the meat real Oogami would find Iris. Iris would get mad at Oogami, which would cause with another, Iris induced, explosion destroying the fountain.


After that last update, this doesn't seem like a possiblity. Or maybe I'm just speaking too early?

Spirit Armor
Jul 11, 2007

Love, Justice, and Mid-Season Upgrades Steam-Powered Robots.

may contain peanuts posted:

What, like there is a possible outcome of the vote that does not result in suffering for Ogami?

... touche. ANY of these routes will be a bittersweet trip down the road to PAIN.


TapamN posted:

I'm... kinda disappointed by the last update. I thought that you were going to have Mecha Oogami go though the alternate story path with Iris.

While Oogami stayed at the theater, the robot would do everything that happens with the "date Iris" option. But Kohran's patchwork-repaired machinery would explode during the movie, destroying the movie theater, after which Iris would run off. Then the meat real Oogami would find Iris. Iris would get mad at Oogami, which would cause with another, Iris induced, explosion destroying the fountain.


After that last update, this doesn't seem like a possiblity. Or maybe I'm just speaking too early?

Yes.




EDIT: Argh argh argh

Couldn't get anywhere near finished tonight

Sidetracked by too many things that needed my attention

Update will be coming tomorrow evening

Spirit Armor fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Jan 25, 2008

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


BklynBruzer posted:

To everyone commenting on Sumire's vast tracts of land -

KANNA HAS BIGGER BOOBS!

Sumire's are bigger proportionally, AND she shows them off more. Clearly, Sumire is the superior boobs-vote.

Also, Sumire is cute when she blushes.

...has Kanna even blushed, ever?

DNE
Nov 24, 2007
I think I'll vote for Kanna, at least to increase the chance of seeing her blushing.

Dominic Hokage
Nov 11, 2003

KANNA BLUSH VERY CUTE! :black101:

Also, Kanna's muscle boobs will last forever, whereas Sumire will sag before she hits 30. :mad:

Spirit Armor
Jul 11, 2007

Love, Justice, and Mid-Season Upgrades Steam-Powered Robots.
Why are we talking about muscle boobs :gonk:

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

Spirit Armor posted:

Why are we talking about muscle boobs :gonk:

Why did it take this long is a better question.

Hiridion
Apr 16, 2006

Furikku posted:

Sumire's are bigger proportionally, AND she shows them off more. Clearly, Sumire is the superior boobs-vote.

Also, Sumire is cute when she blushes.

...has Kanna even blushed, ever?




:swoon:

Schadenfraulein
Dec 23, 2006
a front row seat to the gun show

Furikku posted:

Sumire's are bigger proportionally, AND she shows them off more. Clearly, Sumire is the superior boobs-vote.

Also, Sumire is cute when she blushes.

...has Kanna even blushed, ever?

Hiridion posted:

:swoon:



:swoon: :swoon: :swoon:

Schadenfraulein
Dec 23, 2006
a front row seat to the gun show

Adahn1986 posted:

I bet the only reason they look bigger than Sumire's is because she's got enormous pectoral muscles behind them. A vote for Kanna is a vote for a thin layer of delicious squishiness padding her enormous man-muscles.

You lie.



:colbert:

Morgenthau
Aug 28, 2007
Circumstances have gone beyond my control.
I bet the sexual fustration Ohgami feels here is epic;
Totally bed big tits here or get prepared to suffer a crushed pelvis?

THE CHOICE IS YOURS

One Legged Cat
Aug 31, 2004

DAY I GOT COOKIE

Schadenfraulein posted:



Why are you people not voting for the obvious choice here?

Spirit Armor
Jul 11, 2007

Love, Justice, and Mid-Season Upgrades Steam-Powered Robots.
(About forty or so minutes ago...)



[Iris]

Wakey wakey, Oniichan.


[???]

Urgh... huh?




[Iris]

Ahahahahaha...!! How does it feel, Oniichan!? How does it feel to have your mortal spirit bound to this mechanical puppet??


[???]

... huh?


[Iris]

Iris will not be denied her date... and after the sacrifice of exactly one thousand human souls as per the Twelfth Blood Ritual of She Who Masticates a Thousand Sacrificed Shrieking Souls--


[???]

Iris?! You're alive!?


[Iris]

Huh?


[???]

I thought you died when Sakura went on her insane rampage!


[Iris]

... Iris thinks that she may have taken Oniichan's soul from the wrong dimension.


[Another Ogami]

What, more of this cliched parallel dimension crap? Can't you just let me be dead in peace?


[Iris]

But I bound your soul to a mechanical--


[Another Ogami]

Aaaah, bite my shiny metal--




[Another Ogami]

-- ARM? WHAT THE gently caress HAPPENED TO MY ARM!?


[Iris]

I told you! I tore your soul out and put it in a robot!


[Another Ogami]

WHY did you relocate my soul into a ROBOT!? DID YOU NEED TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH SOMEONE'S DRILL!?


[Iris]

Something like that! Actually it was meant as revenge on Oniichan, who didn't want to go on a date with me and tried to send me out with a robot instead. I guess this Oniichan is as good as any, so let's hurry up and go on that date!!


[Another Ogami]

What-- I-- oh god it's July 5th IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY WHY GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RELOCATE MY DECEASED SOUL THREE DIMENSIONS OVER ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!?


[Iris]

Because I wanted to~! And now I have an Oniichan all to myself!


[Another Ogami]

... this is purgatory, isn't it.


[Iris]

THERE ARE WORSE THINGS THAT PURGATORY. FOR INSTANCE, THERE IS NON-EXISTENCE. NOW GET OVER HERE.


[Another Ogami]

Yes'm.

----



[Iris]

Hey, hey, Oniichan. Where will you be taking me?




[Another Ogami]

How about going to see a movie at Asakusa?




[Another Ogami]

Oh... you wanted to go to Asakusa?


[Iris]

Yep. Kohran said she'd gone to Asakusa a lot while she was staying at the Flower Mansion.


[Iris]

She said there are all kinds of shops, and that it was really interesting. So let's go to Asakusa!


[Another Ogami]

Got it. Then let's go to Asakusa.


[Iris]

Yes! Let's hurry up and go!


----
[Another Ogami]

As if I have any choice but to act out this horrible little drama.


[Iris]

Of COURSE you have a choice--


[Another Ogami]

ASIDE from "do this thing or loving die."

----



----
[Iris]

So how did you die so quickly, Oniichan?


[Another Ogami]

... you know, MOST people would ask someone from a parallel dimension things like "so what's your world like" or "what's different over there," not "har har, you died."


[Iris]

C'mooon, I'm curious!


[Another Ogami]

Fine, fine. Well, lessee...




Once upon a time, in a parallel dimension a little to the left of this current universe, there lived a dumbass named Ichiro Ogami.

Ogami eventually fell in love with this girl that he knew. To be sure, she was certainly cute, but she was also kind and caring, and she was gifted an iron will. That she was skilled in swordplay was merely icing on the cake. Above all, however, this girl loved him back.

Her name was Sakura.



Despite the instability of their own world, wracked as it was by countless demonic assaults, Ogami and Sakura were able to overcome virtually any obstacle that was thrown at them. Through all of these trials, the bond between Ogami and Sakura only grew more powerful, and their affection for each other remained stronger than ever.

Gradually, however, Ogami found himself unable to keep up. Sakura adored him, and Ogami loved her dearly. But no matter what Ogami said or did, he could not seem to reassure Sakura that this was so.



Sakura started getting agitated whenever Ogami so much as spoke with other women.

Sakura started getting frustrated whenever Ogami did not understand why she was upset.

Sakura started to demand more and more of Ogami's attention, that he stay by her side twenty-four-seven, becoming suspicious of any of Ogami's- or even her own- friends...

And the two of them started to bicker, more and more frequently.



One quiet night, Ogami approached Sakura.

"Sakura, you know that I love you."

Yes, she replied. I love you too.

"I know that. And you know that... but we can't keep doing this. I can't spend every waking moment with you, without even speaking with anyone else."

To which Sakura said, Why not?

"Because we have our duty to the Imperial Capital. And because... we have our duty to our friends as well."

Sakura remained silent for a moment. ... you're right. Ogami... you're right. I can't keep asking this of you. I'm sorry. It's so easy. I love you.

I love you.












I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.











I love you so much...

Sakura drew her sword.



... that I can't share you with anybody else...







And the Ichiro Ogami of this world knew no more.








[Another Ogami]

... and that's about when my soul was ripped out of my dead body, hurled about three paces to the left, and stuck inside what amounts to a walking time bomb.


[Iris]

But isn't it great being alive again, Another Oniichan?


[Another Ogami]

Are you kidding me!? I was dead and loving it, instead of being torn apart twenty-four-seven by my insane girlfriend and my sadistic co-workers!


[Another Ogami]

... look, can't I talk go talk with THIS universe's Ichiro Ogami and tell him not to hook up with Sakura? Or at least give him a good kick in the balls for pissing you off so much that you'd kill a thousand souls to try and bind his spirit to a Kohran-bot?


[Iris]

Don't worry, Another Oniichan, he gets kicked there pretty much every day, anyways.


[Another Ogami]

Yeah... yeah, I guess some things just won't change, huh.

---


----


[Another Ogami]

In that case... I wonder where we should go.


----
[Iris]

Way to take the initiative, Oniichan.


[Another Ogami]

Look, I'm a little bit rusty, okay? I've been dead for a while.


[Iris]

Tee-hee! Should we go buy some oil?


[Another Ogami]

You know PERFECTLY well what I meant. And stop trying to seem ingratiatingly cute and innocent- I AM Ichiro Ogami, after all, and I know what you really are.


[Iris]

Tsk.

----



[Another Ogami]

Well then, let's go walk in the park.


[Iris]

Yes! Let's go, let's go!



----


[Another Ogami]

What's up?


[Iris]

You know, Iris wants to walk with Oniichan like we're a pair of lovers.


[Another Ogami]

(Like a pair of lovers......)






[Another Ogami]

In that case, let's walk arm in arm.


[Iris]

Eh!? Really? Eheheh... my heart's starting to beat really fast.


[Another Ogami]

Ah... but Iris, your hands... can't reach that high, huh...




----
[Another Ogami]

... because you're a MIDGET! HAW HAW!


[Iris]

Dammit, Oniichan...

----



[Another Ogami]

Aah, of course.
We can walk arm in arm once you grow just a little bit bigger, Iris.


[Iris]

Iris wants to hurry up and become a grown-up, so that I can walk arm in arm with you...


----
[Another Ogami]

Aaaand until then, you're too short.


[Iris]

Oniichan, that's--


[Another Ogami]

Hey, Iris! What's the difference between an elephant and a monkey?


[Iris]

Wh-what? I don't--


[Another Ogami]

YOU'RE A MIDGET!


[Iris]

STOP IIIIIIT!!


[Another Ogami]

Hey, hey, look, if I do THIS--




[Another Ogami]

You can't even reach over and hit me!


[Iris]

AAAARGH!!


[Another Ogami]

Ha ha ha... oh wow, NOW I remember why being alive was so awesome.

----

[Another Ogami]

Iris, let's rest here for a little while.


[Iris]

Yes, okay. But Oniichan, don't let go of my hand, okay?


[Another Ogami]

Yes, yes.




[Another Ogami]

What's up?


[Iris]

How old... do you think Iris has become today?




[Another Ogami]

Ummm... eight years old, I think?




[Iris]

Iris became ten years old today! I won't be a child forever!


----
[Another Ogami]

... oh, really now?


[Iris]

Yes!




[Another Ogami]

Too bad, this is what you look like about five years from now.


[Iris]

...


[Iris]

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!

----

[Another Ogami]

S, sorry...


[Another Ogami]

... that was my bad. I'm sorry, Iris.



----

----


[Another Ogami]

In that case, let's go buy something.




[Another Ogami]

Eek!? W, wait, Iris. I won't be able to buy anything like jewelry!


[Iris]

That's alright, hurry, hurry!


----
[Another Ogami]

I, uh, I think left my wallet in my other body. Sorry, no can do.


[Iris]

How about if we just compromise and ask them to send the bill to your house, forcing this world's Oniichan to pay for everything?


[Another Ogami]

APPROVED! Buy anything you want!


[Iris]

Yaaaaay!

----



[Shopkeeper]

Hey, mister and missus, welcome. Well, browse at your own leisure.


[Another Ogami]

Oh... it's just an accessories shop. I thought it would be an actual jewelry shop...


[Shopkeeper]

Hey, mister... how about buying something to give to the young lady here?


[Iris]

Yaaaaay, do it, do it!


[Shopkeeper]

Wow, you really look like you're getting along well. Is she your little sister?


----
[Another Ogami]

(... I don't think he'd believe me even if I DID tell him the truth.)

----



[Another Ogami]

No, she's my daughter.


[Iris]

Oniichan! Why is Iris your daughter!?


[Another Ogami]

S, sorry. It was just a light joke.


[Iris]

Really! I've been waiting so long for this date, so don't go and say weird things!


[Shopkeeper]

'Oniichan'... as I thought, that means you're brother and sister, right? But if it's like that, you don't look very much alike...


[Iris]

That's wrong! Oniichan is Iris's lover!


[Shopkeeper]

L, lover?


[Another Ogami]

I, Iris!?


[Shopkeeper]

L, lover!? Really? Then, why not buy something for your cute girlfriend!


----
[Shopkeeper]

Aaaand I'll just let the both of you browse at your leisure while I call the cops real quick.


[Another Ogami]

Oh jesus. I think it's time to leave, Iris.

----


----


----
[Another Ogami]

I don't want to get party vanned, Iris!!


[Iris]

Aaah, don't worry, Oniichan, I can mind-flay anyone who tries to arrest you!


[Another Ogami]

... on one hand, I'm grateful for your help, but, y'know, I REALLY don't think I want to deal with homicide charges on TOP of the party van.

----



[Shopkeeper]

I recommend these hairpins. How about wearing one in place of your ribbon, young lady?




[Another Ogami]

... Iris. Happy birthday. This is my present to you.


[Iris]

Oniichan, thank you!


[Another Ogami]

Do you like it?


[Iris]

Yup! Iris will keep this as her treasure!


----
[Another Ogami]

Great. Awesome. NOW can we run like hell?


[Iris]

Iris really doesn't see what the fuss is all about.


[Another Ogami]

Look, just... just ask Maria about "underage b&" when you get back, okay?

----

[Iris]

... hey, Oniichan. Where should we go next?




[Ogami]

Right. Let's try going to the movie theater.

Spirit Armor fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Dec 23, 2012

Spirit Armor
Jul 11, 2007

Love, Justice, and Mid-Season Upgrades Steam-Powered Robots.

----


[Another Ogami]

It's a moving pictures house. I guess it's kind of like a rival to our own theater.


[Iris]

What are those?


[Another Ogami]

Hmmm... it's a place where pictures move, and tell stories similar to acting... I think?
Right now, it seems that they're putting on something called... "The Find of the Century, The Rare Beast Appears!"




[Another Ogami]

Yes, yes. Let's go inside, then.




[Iris]

Hey, what kind of story will this be?


[Another Ogami]

I'm not too sure myself. But it's sure to be an interesting story.


----
[Another Ogami]

And I'm sure that absolutely nothing will go wrong, even though I'm taking a child to see what is essentially an unrated film whose story I'm totally unfamiliar with.


[Iris]

I know! Isn't it great?

----



[Iris]

Hey, Oniichan. Who's that?


[Another Ogami]

That person's the narrator. He's the person who explains the story for us.
Movies don't have sound, so the narrator tells the story in time with the screen.


[Iris]

Hmmm...



----


[Narrator]

In fact, this was where one lone scientist had immersed himself within a certain experiment.


[Another Ogami]

(They're good at working up an atmosphere, huh...)




[Iris]

......


[Another Ogami]

(Iris has grabbed hold of my hand... is she scared?)




[Another Ogami]

Iris... are you okay? Do you want to leave?


[Iris]

I... I'm fine.


[Another Ogami]

That's alright, then, but... you don't need to push yourself.




[Iris]

No... no.....


[Another Ogami]

Iris!? Are you alright?


[Iris]

No... I'm scared...


[Another Ogami]

Iris! Calm down!




[Another Ogami]

Iris!?













----


[Civilian]

Wh, what'S going on? Is it an earthquake!?


[Another Ogami]

Iris!! Please! Calm down!


[Iris]

IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!


[Another Ogami]

Oh no... at this rate, the building's going to...


[Another Ogami]

Iris! Watch out!! We've got to get a--



----

----






Injuries: 318
Critically Wounded: 53
Deaths: 240
Mind-Flayed: 421




R.I.P.
Ichiro Ogami (From Three Dimensions Over To The Left)

(1st) 1903-192X
(As Ogami-Robo) July 5th, 9:20 am, 1923- July 5th, 9:40 am, 1923






----
[Kohran]

Aaaaaaand that's 'bout all there is in Ogami-Robo's memory banks.


[Ogami]

...


[Kohran]

... it was nice knowin' ya, Ogami-han.


[Ogami]

It's... it's not over yet! I just have to rush back into town and stop Iris from going on her insane spirit energy-fueled spree of destruction and murder.


[Kohran]

Which is probably jes' what she wants ya t' do, what with teleportin' back to the theater an' leavin' behind Ogami-Robo's head and--


[Ogami]

Wait, WHAT? Iris can do WHAT?


[Kohran]

Teleport! Well, among other things.


[Ogami]

Why didn't anyone tell me this stuff before!?


[Kohran]

... I think Ayame-han might've been tryin' t' leave you a memo on that.


[Ogami]

What? I don't remember getting any--




[Ogami]

Oh... oh, yeah. THAT paperwork.


[Kohran]

Weeeeell, 'n any case, you'd better get down t' town. I'm gonna go work on that Ogami-Robo Unit-02, so that we can have a backup ready. Ciao!


[Ogami]

... will you stop talking as if my death is assured!?

----



Rassin-frassin' Kohran and Iris and Sakura and--



-- all that talk about robots and parallel universes and--



[Ogami]

Wait for me, Iris. I'm coming!



----


[Ogami]

As expected of the city of pleasure. They've got They had a moving pictures theater and an amusement park, and there are a lot of people here today, too...
... I'm pretty sure she wrote "the park's water fountain" in her diary. If that's the case, maybe over there....



----

----

----


[Ogami]

Iris... so you were down here.




[Ogami]

... don't say such dumb things. I was really worried that you might've become lost.


----
[Ogami]

... lost, and/or disoriented and/or psychotically carving your way through the unsuspecting crowds of civilians.[/i]
----

[Iris]

Iris isn't dumb! I'm not a child! I hate you, Oniichan!


----
[Iris]

Sticking me with a robotic double on my birthday...


[Ogami]

Er, look, about that, I'm sorry about--


[Iris]

I could've had an Oniichan all of my own, but you had to stick me with one who was an rear end in a top hat!!


[Ogami]

Wha-- YOU were the one who tore that poor soul out of his body--


[Iris]

He called me short! HE CALLED ME SHORT! I'M NOT SHORT!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!

----

[Ogami]

I... Iris... calm down!




(KA-CHOOOOOOM)


----


[Iris]

I hate you... I hate you... I HATE YOU!!


[Ogami]

Uwaaah! The, the fountain!!
Iris, stop it! Sto o o o o o p!!









Injuries: 186
Critically Wounded: 13
Deaths: 41
Mind-Flayed: 9,138




Near Death Experience
Ichiro Ogami

1903-










NEXT TIME: ...











Spirit Armor fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Dec 23, 2012

Grunduggerer
Jan 20, 2007
and so the demons realized their job was already done, and went home.

Son Conan
Sep 25, 2007

Wow, and here I thought the whole "Iris is a Dark Lovecraftian God of Destruction" was a JOKE.

Fortunately, we have the lovely Kohran and her God-given gift of :science: to deal with this threat.

Or we can have Kanna jump-kick her. That'll work too.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
Wait, wait, wait.

Iris actually destroys the cinema?

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
I can't believe I thought Kohran was crazy. It's refreshing, though, that a vote for Iris is a vote for insanity and destruction, regardless of the side-story.

Spirit Armor, you are a wonderful human being.

I swear, the first time I saw Kanna, I thought Ogami was going to have some competition. I mean, who else but a big manly man would be able to hold up something with one arm that our Ogami (with military training!) can't support using his entire body?

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume she's a girl. However, in order to get that kind of strength, let's just say she probably shaves her face every morning and sports ambiguous junk. Come on people, vote for Sumire, lest ye be labeled as :gay:

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
...and why isn't anybody keeping an eye on the psychokinetic powerful enough to level entire buildings? Do they just not know?

Or is Iris's Koubu being modified to damp _down_ her psyker powers because the standard model would result in Japan doing its post-Katamari Damacy impression?

TapamN
Jan 10, 2008
Hahahahaha. It had occurred to me that Iris might have gone with the robot and teleported the head back, but I couldn't figure out why Iris would put it under the bed sheets, so I dismissed that possibility as too implausible. There... uh... still doesn't seem to be a reason for that, other than it's creepy and easy to write in. But you handled why the robot would acting the same as the real Oogami in a far better manner than I could have imagined.

Chico
Aug 5, 2006

So here's a drink to you me boy and here's a drink to me
And here's a drink to all the comrades in the company
So she went to the cinema by herself and destroyed it with her devil powers?

This is the best crafted update so far.

Spirit Armor
Jul 11, 2007

Love, Justice, and Mid-Season Upgrades Steam-Powered Robots.

Grunduggerer posted:

and so the demons realized their job was already done, and went home.

Son Conan posted:

Wow, and here I thought the whole "Iris is a Dark Lovecraftian God of Destruction" was a JOKE.

Revenant Threshold posted:

Wait, wait, wait.

Iris actually destroys the cinema?

Prrretty much. And now you know the OTHER reason why Iris kind of disturbs me.

Granted, she doesn't actually destroy the movie theater if you don't go on that date with her- it's the fountain instead- but hey, I figured that if we've come THIS far, why not have our cake and detonate it too?


Adahn1986 posted:

I can't believe I thought Kohran was crazy. It's refreshing, though, that a vote for Iris is a vote for insanity and destruction, regardless of the side-story.

Spirit Armor, you are a wonderful human being.

Glad you liked the update. :frogbon: It's like I'm having more and more fun with this LP the longer it goes on, which I didn't think possible.

This also kind of worries me, but hey.


Glazius posted:

...and why isn't anybody keeping an eye on the psychokinetic powerful enough to level entire buildings? Do they just not know?

Or is Iris's Koubu being modified to damp _down_ her psyker powers because the standard model would result in Japan doing its post-Katamari Damacy impression?

Because she's an adorable and innocent little girl with a heart of gold! :iamafag:

I think the TV series (or was it the manga series?) actually uses your second explanation, in that the token reason it takes for long for Iris to join everyone else on the battlefield is because they don't know how the gently caress they should be configuring Iris's Koubu.


TapamN posted:

Hahahahaha. It had occurred to me that Iris might have gone with the robot and teleported the head back, but I couldn't figure out why Iris would put it under the bed sheets, so I dismissed that possibility as too implausible. There... uh... still doesn't seem to be a reason for that, other than it's creepy and easy to write in. But you handled why the robot would acting the same as the real Oogami in a far better manner than I could have imagined.

First, Godfather reference; second, creepiness factor; and thirdly, because I imagined it to be Iris's way of saying "this is what I think of your robotic double, you rear end in a top hat."

About how I handled Ogami-Robo, well, parallel universe Ogami is actually canon, if the final episode of the very first OVA series is to be believed. I think it was meant to be a nod to the original game series' multi-routes style AND a Thanks To You, The Player; I just took it literally from there.

... as cliched as it turned out to be. :v:



Chico posted:

This is the best crafted update so far.

I'm glad you think so! This almost turned into an incomprehensible rush-job, but I delayed it one day and got horribly lucky where inspiration was concerned.

Also, I think nine MSPaints is the current record for one update. :gonk:




OH, right, I has a bonus

Spirit Armor
Jul 11, 2007

Love, Justice, and Mid-Season Upgrades Steam-Powered Robots.
(VERY SHORT) BONUS STAGE: A Few What-Ifs?

~ During the nightly rounds; after listening in on Yoneda's phone conversation ~



[Ogami]

Urk...



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[Ogami]

Eek!?


[Yoneda]

... you understand, Ogami? Not a word of that conversation to anyone else. If you get that much, hurry up and scram!


[Ogami]

Yessir...



~ Ayame's Bath Scene Is Still Creepy ~


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[Ogami]

(Ayame-san...)




[Ayame]

... Ogami-kun. It's not good to peek in on peoples' baths.


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[Ogami]

I, I'm so sorry... I just couldn't... stop myself from looking...



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[Ogami]

Yes...


... I still don't get the moral of the story here.

I'm fairly certain that I don't want to. :froggonk:


~ What if you lie to Kohran's Lie Detector...? ~


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[Ogami]

Yes!



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[Sakura]

Ogami-san! Are you okay!?


[Maria]

If it exploded after he answered "yes," then...


[Sumire]

Then this means that he does not know where she is... how boring.


[Kanna]

In the end, the Captain doesn't know either, huh... ch', guess it can't be helped. Let's go, everyone.


In the end, they STILL didn't get to see the blood that they were looking for.

Poor bastard just can't win.


~ Finally, during Ogami's in-theater search for Iris, what Yoneda was doing... ~


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... and that's the end of that scene.

Spirit Armor fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Dec 23, 2012

Thuryl
Mar 14, 2007

My postillion has been struck by lightning.

Spirit Armor posted:


Changing my vote to Kohran now.

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Ahahaha, she looks so happy. :neckbeard:

GoodShipNostalgia
May 7, 2007

"The good ship Nostalgia for Infinity. Still very much as you left her."

Thuryl posted:

Changing my vote to Kohran now.
Same here. She's got that 'oh-man-it-really-worked' excited look on her face, completely uncaring of anything else.

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer
Hey, Spirit Armor. I've had to delay sending the package because of tuition payments being really close to rent and grocery days, so I'll be mailing it tomorrow probably; I can assure you it will be disturbingly relevant. I'd better get some extra votes out of this :argh:

I'll allocate them all to Maria, of course. Steely-hearted Russians :3:

Pendragon
Jun 18, 2003

HE'S WATCHING YOU
That Iris update was awesome.

Just out of curiosity, does the Japanese word that Iris uses for "lover" have the same pseudo-sexual connotation as the English word, or is it more "boyfriend and girlfriend"? If it's the former...I really have to wonder what the heck the story writers were thinking.

Geomancing
Jan 8, 2004

I am not an egghead. I am well-read.
Having read through all twenty-some pages of the thread over the past few days, I've got to hand it to you, Spirit Armor. Absolutely wonderful.

I own the first Sakura Wars OAV, and enjoyed it for its high production values and drat smooth animation, but I didn't really understand much of what was going on. I think I had it before I even knew it was based on a video game series; I just bought it in my 'yaaaay anime!' phase.

I knew one thing, though. Kanna made me feel funny. I like athletic women. :3: So I know that votes don't mean much right now, but I'm definitely in her camp.

Spirit Armor
Jul 11, 2007

Love, Justice, and Mid-Season Upgrades Steam-Powered Robots.
Votes noted! But IT'S A SECRET

Canuck-Errant posted:

Hey, Spirit Armor. I've had to delay sending the package because of tuition payments being really close to rent and grocery days, so I'll be mailing it tomorrow probably; I can assure you it will be disturbingly relevant.

No problem! I mean, I imagine that being able to eat and live takes precedence over you mailing me Ogami-Robo's head inna box.


Pendragon posted:

Just out of curiosity, does the Japanese word that Iris uses for "lover" have the same pseudo-sexual connotation as the English word, or is it more "boyfriend and girlfriend"? If it's the former...I really have to wonder what the heck the story writers were thinking.

I'm not sure, and I try not to think about it too much. I'm just assuming the end result was meant to be something like "oh look at Iris, she's so precocious, isn't that adorable."


Geomancing posted:

Having read through all twenty-some pages of the thread over the past few days, I've got to hand it to you, Spirit Armor. Absolutely wonderful.

I own the first Sakura Wars OAV, and enjoyed it for its high production values and drat smooth animation, but I didn't really understand much of what was going on. I think I had it before I even knew it was based on a video game series; I just bought it in my 'yaaaay anime!' phase.

Glad you like it!

And yeah, the early OAVs were really awesome. It's just too bad that they were meant to be seen as side-stories to the games... though you DO have to hand it to whoever wrote those little teaser summaries on the back of the VHS/DVD cases.

They actually made it sound as if the Sakura Wars OAVs actually had coherent PLOTLINES. :eng101:

TheGreenAvenger
Jun 23, 2005

I killed Chin the Conqueror.
I kind of see her use of the word as intended to be sort of "Iris learned this word but is not entirely sure what it means. She uses it anyway."

The Good Witch
Sep 13, 2004
Holy crap, I have finally caught up with this!

You are doing an AMAZING job, Spirit Armor. I, like many people, have heard of Sakura Taisen and heard some of the music, but that was about it. Thank you for translating this so we can learn more about it!

I kind of see Iris using the word 'lover' very literally, like "someone who loves me." It doesn't necessarily have a sexual connotation. I'm hoping this is right because that picture of Iris teaching Ogami to play the piano was ADORABLE and I don't want to feel dirty.

I really like Sakura because I'm a sucker for one twoo wuvs so I'm voting for her.

TheGreenAvenger
Jun 23, 2005

I killed Chin the Conqueror.
No, the word she uses is definitely more like the version of the word "lover" that means "someone who has sex with me." I maintain that she's not supposed to really know what the word means, but since she spends all her time around adults, she never really learned the word for 'boyfriend' or whatever.

The Good Witch
Sep 13, 2004

TheGreenAvenger posted:

No, the word she uses is definitely more like the version of the word "lover" that means "someone who has sex with me." I maintain that she's not supposed to really know what the word means, but since she spends all her time around adults, she never really learned the word for 'boyfriend' or whatever.

That's fair - without seeing the kanji (or, um, being able to read Japanese) I'm really just making stuff up. That makes a lot of sense without making me feel icky about thinking that platonically they're very sweet together.

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007
I'd say it's a little worse that Ogami can say the same thing :gonk:

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Dash Magnum
Jul 25, 2007

That's no moon...
It's a Face Station!
In the english translation of the manga, Iris calls Ogami her "boyfriend" in the jewelry shop, but it seemed pretty clear to me that this was the editors trying to avoid any losing their jobs here in America. Because the shopkeeper's expression is definitely one of :gonk:.


And at the pain of saying what pretty much everyone else has said about that latest update: Oh my freakinholygeezapfaknsfipg! :worship:

And I really liked Another rear end in a top hat Ogami...he was free from his fear of death, so he was able to do all the things we would like to see Ogami do, where it not so hazardous to his health (holding Iris back with one clawhand nearly made me pass out from laughing so hard). I'm so glad I have a folder dedicated to all the mspaints and funny screenshots from this thread.

If you went this far for this last scene, I can't wait to see what you have in store for when Iris fights with the Flower Division for the first time!

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