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BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
To everyone commenting on Sumire's vast tracts of land -

KANNA HAS BIGGER BOOBS!

(This is a Kanna vote.)

And if you are talking about Sumire's inheritance from her family? Well, money isn't everything.

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BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Spirit Armor posted:

'S actually partially by necessity, because when The Great Decision rolls around in-game, it only allows you to choose from the three girls who have the highest rating with you.

...

Actually, after doing a little research and some thinking, there's a MUCH better way of doing this, and I've been an idiot all along.

Now resetting all votes.

And voting's going to be closed for a while. My deepest apologies to everyone who's thrown in their vote with hot-blooded passion and vigor.

But hey, let's save it up for the one big vote that's going to happen in a few chapters, eh?

SIR, YES SIR!

-Now back to your regularly scheduled documentary on the life of a very unfortunate Japanese man-

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
Oh man, the world is screwed!

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Spirit Armor posted:

Man, how many ten dollar registration fees does this add up to now?

Lowtax really oughta give you a 10% commission.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

LaserShark posted:

Indeed.



There will be sucking.

Sucking like bad or sucking like :regd05:?

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
That update might have swung me towards Kohran...

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
KAN-NA! KAN-NA! KAN-NA!

Kanna is the best character :colbert:

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Classtoise posted:

Is Poppycock the new slang term you kids use for "Completely true and also she is hot"?

:hfive: Good man!

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
So it begins...

...

...

...

KANNAKANNAKANNAKANNAKANNA!

(Her tracts of land are vaster and probably perkier.)

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
Curses! You Sumire-loving bastards :argh:

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006


:swoon:

You foolish Sumire-voters! Fall before the cuteness!

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Locus Cosecant posted:

Those demon-driven mechanical soldiers have jazz hands.

BAhahahahahahahahahahahaha, man, now I can't unsee it, and I'm laughing my balls off at it.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
You dumb, dumb Sumire-voting morons.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
Oh boy.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

GruntyThrst posted:

Did Maria eat Sumire? :crossarms:

Size-wise, looks more like Kanna.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Canuck-Errant posted:

I like to hide links in emoticons

OH GOOD LORD :gonk:

You are evil, cruel, and destined for a very special level of hell.

BrooklynBruiser fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Jun 21, 2008

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Spirit Armor posted:

Wait, I--

That--

....

Don't make me unleash freaky bizarro Ogami on you. :argh:

I entirely thought you did that intentionally.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
Okay what the gently caress does SAN mean?

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Terashell posted:

It's a stat in the Call of Cthluhu games. You roll it when you encounter deep ones, monstrosities, creepy things, and Elder Gods. You lose it as you go, and the goal of the game is to survive the adventure with some SAN intact. If you lose all your SAN you character either dies or goes so insane they are unplayable. Either way they are out of play.

At least, that's what I was told. I never got a chance to play myself.

Ah, I see.

Great parody, incidentally.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

GruntyThrst posted:

:(

Nobody likes my horrible puns.

I liked it. :shobon:

Then again, I'm a sucker for puns of any type, so I'm not particularly an objective audience.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Terashell posted:

What have I started?

Something that is loving hilarious.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
Why is it that no-one realizes that Kanna has bigger tits than Sumire or Maria?

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Canuck-Errant posted:

:crossarms:

Hey, for once I'm sorta glad I clicked one of your emote-links!

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
poo poo just got real.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

veekie posted:

I read that as "Huge rear end-infusion of chaotic demonic teddy bear energy", that was just horribly wrong. Ogami has a problem, it's just a much bigger one than we thought he had.and I think I'm spending too much time in the wrong parts of the internet

xkcd is not a wrong part of the internet :colbert:

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

veekie posted:

Kohran's in good form as usual.
How DO you cause a concussion just by opening a door anyway?

It's not so much by opening it, it's by opening it while a ditz walks right into it.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
1. Kanna
2. Maria
3. Sumire

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Psycho Serum posted:

I like this thread. Its like a psychopaths of tomorrow convention.

Psychopaths of tomorrow?

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
Hmm, this outcome is still pretty much entirely acceptable to me, Maria is awesome. And I have to echo what Roger Explosion said: bullets, brawn, and blowing poo poo the gently caress up!

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

little_firebird posted:

Fixed that for you. Although I agree about the update bit, or SA may find himself with three miniature figurines in his mailbox sometime soon...

On the other hand, flaming wreckages of wrongness sounds like a fun pastime :iamafag:

drat, she got Madagascar, too?

e:f,b

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

little_firebird posted:

How odd you should mention that...because one has already been written :3:

WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT, AND WHY THE HELL DID I SUBJECT MY EYES TO IT?!

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Hokuto posted:

Dear Spirit Armor:

Please close your thread until your next update. It will be a better thread for it.

Sincerely,

Hokuto

I... wouldn't mind that.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Sindai posted:

These posts are terrible but at least we reached a new page so the next update will load in a reasonable amount of time.

(This means we can stop posting now.)

Oh, we can stop posting now? That's good.

..waitaminute

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Canuck-Errant posted:

ED: gently caress, wrong button

Nothin' to see there. Nope.


ED2: Also, I'm at least conscientious. When I put :nms: and :nws: tags into a post, they're intentional.

They also prevent in-line loading of the images by SALR, so that's good too.

ED2.b: Except for this post, I mean; there's nothing NWS in this one. :ninja:


ED3:


Why, thank you. :D

Holy poo poo, those first three links... I think I love you.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

RyuujinBlueZ posted:

Some of us still do.

*raises hand* You bastards have me mousing over almost every emoticon on the forums. :argh:

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

CommissarMega posted:

P/S: Is it too late to ask to see what happens had you told Kanna that you 'like manly women'? I think we dodged a bullet (howitzer shell?) on that one, but morbid curiosity bids me press on!

Yeah, the sadist in me wants to see just how beat-down Ogami will get for saying that.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
I was about to make a post about how much I hate you, Canuck-Errant, but I have no one but myself to blame for the fact that I keep clicking on those links.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Banemaster posted:

That was "only" a year and half back. :psyduck:

Jesus christ I've been following this thread for more than two years, going by my first post :psyduck:. Wow.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Spirit Armor posted:

[Maria]

In fact, we STILL might be short a Captain of the Flower Division, as I shall have to teach you a lesson. With bullets.

[Ogami]

Maria season!

[Maria]

... Captain, you're not seriously thinking of-

[Ogami]

Maria season!

[Maria]

Fine. Ogami season.

[Ogami]

Maria season!

[Maria]

Ogami season.

[Ogami]

Maria season!

[Maria]

Ogami season.

[Ogami]

Ogami season!

[Maria]

Maria season.

[Ogami]

HAH! I win!!

[Maria]

Yes. However, I'M the one holding the gun.

[Ogami]

Oh. OH. Oh shi-

----

I think I just woke up half my building laughing at this. Delightful.

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BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Bat Ham posted:

Yeah, I can't remember ever seeing anyone complain about SA's additions, even though they add substantially to the length of the LP. They're what makes this game entertaining.

Yeah, if it wasn't for those, I probably wouldn't still be reading this LP.

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