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Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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After reading this thread, the lack of Kanna-wooing is disturbing :colbert:

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Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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demota posted:

We won't stop until Ogami's body is a single callus harder than mithril.

And making Kanna get all girly and shy and cute :3:

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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TapamN posted:

Of course not, go ahead.

Yandere snap in the end, and Sakura never does that. (Well, real Sakura doesn't; Let's Play Sakura already has.) I think she's more of a Clingy Jealous Girl than anything else. Even offical sources recognize her jealousy.

See this is why Kanna is the best choice.
What's Sakura gonna do in a jealous fit of rage to someone twice her size and twenty times as strong?

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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Spirit Armor posted:

You HAVE heard those stories about people exhibiting moments of superhuman strength when they snap under pressure, right...? Granted, that describes Ogami more than anyone else, but.

Then what makes it a good idea to make Kanna snap because not only is there someone stronger, she's HITTIN' ON HER MAN!

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

quote:

... Ichiro Ogami would belong to her... forever.
:3: D'awwwwwwww

"Who do you love most?"
KANNA IS THE ONLY RIGHT CHOICE.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

Locus Cosecant posted:

She just looks so forlorn, that she has run into a problem she cannot solve by shooting it. :commissar:

This is only because Kanna is bulletproof.


Hell I think putting her in a steampunk Gundam is more for the enemies than herself. Also, I'm kind of impressed Sumire is alive.

$5 says that most of her injuries came from TRYING to hurt Kanna moreso than Kanna fighting back.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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quote:

This WOULD explain how Sumire got her black eye. I don't think a punch from Kanna would result in anything as insignificant as a black eye.
This sounds much more likely.

In fact I think Kanna's wounds are all self-inflicted. She doesn't want Sumire to feel bad.

See how sweet Kanna is? :3: Imagine what she's like when she actually likes you!

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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GruntyThrst posted:

More like that big dog.

"I'm going to pump you up."

:colbert: Kanna is cute shut up.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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seorin posted:

At the risk of quoting the same picture twice...


What happened to her arm?! :froggonk:

SCIENCE!

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

The Lone Badger posted:

What sort of swimsuit would Maria wear? Something in kevlar, probably. With a waterproof gun pouch.

Skimpy as possible. Remember, a drooling enemy is an incapacitated enemy.

quote:

I fail to see any difference from this game. :colbert:
Well besides the fact Kanna wouldn't ATTACK Ogami.
That'd be during their "special cuddle time".


Which involves lots of bone breaking.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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Son Conan posted:

Cute: Not at all Debatable
120% Kickass: Absolutely

:colbert: Goddammit people, Kanna is adorable.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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Grilox posted:

Just jumping in to say that Kanna didn't get NEARLY enough lines in that section.

Of course, then again, there is no such thing as enough Kanna lines.

But we got Kanna-cleavage :swoon: so all is forgiven.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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Crono S. Magnum posted:

One word: Poppycock.

Is Poppycock the new slang term you kids use for "Completely true and also she is hot"?

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

Grunduggerer posted:

I prefer Ogami's secret fourth choice. "Kanna, go fight those demons while Sumire and I go have a few drinks."

Then, when Sumire is drunk, Ogami sneaks back to Kanna who is all hot and bothered from punching things.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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Dominic Hokage posted:

Kanna where!? :argh:

She's the only one even remotely normal and thus the only true match for Ogami.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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Dash Magnum posted:

Ill-considered, insensitive blurtings should be an Olympic Sport, and that's a fact. Or they should at least be televised in some manner or another.

Well yeah but then Ogami would be subjected to random drug tests.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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veekie posted:

He already gets randomly stripped and probed in every orifice, I doubt some drug tests would bother him much.

But they might find out he's taking Incompetency Enhancing Drugs!

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

Kirbyoto posted:

Voting we follow Sumire because Kanna probably doesn't need Ogami's help.
Yes but Ogami probably needs Kanna's.

I vote we go after our future wife Kanna :3:.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE
See? If we went with Kanna, then Sumire might have died.

NICE GOING, ASSHOLES.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE
Every time I think that I maybe should've voted for Cleavage McJailbait, Kanna does something adorable/awesome to redeem herself.

gently caress yeah, Kanna!

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

enuma elish posted:

Stay strong. I mean, we all know that Kanna is the best alternative to Maria, but you need to keep the faith. Maria can still win!

Pfft.
Kanna AND Maria.

One will kill you without the slightest provocation, and one will do the same by accident.

But unlike with Kohran, Sakura, Iris, or Sumire, you know HOW you're gonna die. And the autopsy to follow will actually yield results.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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quote:

D'awwww :3:

quote:

:gonk: J-Jesus Christ!

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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loquacius posted:

Man, I just read every page of this thread from 1 to 89, then had to stop out of anguish for what happened to Sumire. :gonk: GUYS, MARIA IS UNINTERESTING AND KANNA IS A DUDE. Kohran is pretty cool, but SUMIRE IS BETTER SERIOUSLY GAWD.

...although I did really like that "How do you solve a problem like Maria" song somebody posted a while back.

You watch your mouth about Kanna :colbert:.

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Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

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Roger Explosion posted:

Because Kanna would have made our dear protagonist relatively happy, and that's just not on. :colbert:

Can't have the protagonist being happy now can we :colbert:

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