Mecha and Demons: Messing With History Since 1923. Let's Play Sakura Wars!

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Let's Play! > Mecha and Demons: Messing With History Since 1923. Let's Play Sakura Wars!

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Voting we follow Sumire because Kanna probably doesn't need Ogami's help.

# ¿ May 4, 2008 07:46

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:44

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

but we wouldn't try to get into kamina's pants

# ¿ May 5, 2008 23:27

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

You realize it probably would've been pretty much the same effect (Kanna does all the punching, Ogami does nothing), right? It worked out better this way.

# ¿ May 17, 2008 06:00

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Sindai posted:

How did Kanna do that without making enough noise for Ogami and Sumire to hear?

Maybe she can punch out sound waves too.

She taped a silencer to her fists.

# ¿ May 17, 2008 17:24

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

...all right, fine, I was wrong for voting Sumire. Seriously, "punch the robots in the face" as a button-timing minigame is way better than point-and-click adventure.

# ¿ May 23, 2008 21:13

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Ahahahaha Kanna is so loving awesome.

# ¿ May 26, 2008 03:56

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

07 Users Suck posted:

I just realized Kanna is like Big Boss, so badass if they cloned her they could use her to take on robots except unlike Snake she'd do it with her bare hands.

She's already got the bandana, after all.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2008 19:58

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Dominic Hokage posted:

Wait a minute, machines are born!?

Kohran developed biotechnology just so the little kamikaze robots would feel pain before they died.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2008 03:42

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Revenant Threshold posted:

Hell yes.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2008 20:34

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Spirit Armor posted:

butch New Yorker Kanna

Ahahahahahahahaha, yes, this is the best thing ever.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2008 06:17

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

They're just grown for spare parts to replace all the parts that he's lost. For example, the earlobes that Maria shot off, or the organs that Kanna pummeled into a fine paste, or whatever bits Kohran may have exploded at some point.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2008 18:08

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Sindai posted:

Because Sumire turned out to be pretty boring.

That's pretty much why people vote for her, because she's the only choice where Ogami doesn't end up dead or maimed somehow.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2008 00:04

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

None of these conjectures involve Ogami being hurt and as such they're all incorrect.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2008 16:25

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Spirit Armor posted:

This marks pretty much the only consensual moment of flirtation in the entire goddamn LP so far.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2008 20:37

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

07 Users Suck posted:

Ogami is also Sakura's prey too.

And Iris.

But he actually asked Sumire, and she reciprocated without getting embarrassed or angry. We are witnessing a landmark event, ladies and gentlemen.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2008 06:02

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

No, seriously, vote Sumire, for Ogami's sake. She's the one least likely to make his Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder flare up once he retires.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2008 05:41

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Terashell posted:

That was painful.

And look, we've found your weakness in two easy steps.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2008 04:21

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

BklynBruzer posted:

Okay what the gently caress does SAN mean?

To summarize it in a way that's not entirely based on RPG stats: Sanity.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2008 07:09

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Spikey posted:

Sumire's been outfitted with "ballistics" all right.

I was just about to make this joke, god drat it.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2008 21:09

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

At least nobody's defending Sakura, and that's what counts.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2008 04:12

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

little_firebird posted:

You Sumire fans shouldn't get so excited about her boobs....her's are only ~~1 cm~~ slightly bigger than Sakura's

It's not size, it's presentation.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2008 17:21

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Mile'ionaha posted:

If I met a girl like Kanna: tall, strong, well endowed, and pretty fun to party with, I can assure you that I'd not be calling her a 'man' and kicking her outta bed.

Normally I'd let this slide but your avatar makes this totally hilarious.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2008 18:33

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Terashell posted:

I got bored and had Jacobus Spades draw me something.

I love it!

# ¿ Sep 11, 2008 01:02

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Ogami ought to have a move called the "Ticket-Taker" tho

# ¿ Sep 11, 2008 02:30

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

veekie posted:

Ogami needs BURNING SPIRIT for everything. If only to distract himself from reality.

I think you're on to something. What if it's less "Noble spirit of the hot-blooded warrior" and more "OH GOD I NEED THE RUSH, GIVE ME MY COMBAT HIGH"?

# ¿ Sep 13, 2008 07:12

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Let's not get crazy here and think Ogami's actually cool, guys. He's still an emasculated whipping boy for a harem of lunatics who just happens to, every so often, vent his frustration in a manner that could be perceived as admirable.

Now if he started actually dealing with the girls instead of being their constant whipping boy, maybe he'd be the kind of person you're talking about. As it is, we're left with Ogami, the impotent loser who takes out his bottled-up fury on potatoes and mundane tasks.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2008 21:16

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Zereth posted:

I think Sakura's supposed to be a klutz in the game, too. Remember how she keeps tripping during performances? It's just that we, the viewers, don't like her so much, so mostly we see her showing up to stalk Ogami and murdering the poo poo out of Wakiji. But everybody can do that last one.

It's kind of hard to judge Sakura since we just plain ignore her. We hate and fear Iris, but nobody really gives a poo poo about Sakura.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2008 17:37

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

ZeeToo posted:

Yes?

I may have a lot of time on my hands.

Sounds like someone's making excuses for having questionable pictures of Iris conspicuously on-hand.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2008 07:27

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

PunkBoy posted:

Wow...that's...a lot darker than the game.

And it's goddamn awesome. Wakiji full of gross ol' guts? Iris having psychic backlashes? A surgeon making an incision into a Wakiji while surrounded by chanting women? Ogami actually acting like he's in charge of the unit, and people listening to him??

# ¿ Oct 14, 2008 02:58

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

Roger Explosion posted:

MAN JAW.

On both of 'em.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2008 17:15

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

harperdc posted:

I don't know what's worse, the mecha or that I get that reference?

We've already had plenty of Kohran-as-Ork comparisons, so it's not that bad.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2008 08:41

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:44

Kirbyoto: May 2, 2008; by Tiny Fistpump

This thread is basically a swirling nethergate from LP to ADTRW anyways. Why would anyone deny it?

# ¿ Nov 23, 2008 10:06

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Let's Play! > Mecha and Demons: Messing With History Since 1923. Let's Play Sakura Wars!