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Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

this is the official byob "lol gooncon thread" stickied

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 00:15

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:59

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Dennis Peenfellow posted:

are we allowed to tell two worlds how loving pathetic he is

keep it in this thread. if i see any of it outside this thread at all, people will get punished

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 00:17

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

w00trow wilson posted:

keep it in this thread. if i see any of it outside this thread at all, people will get punished

i know byob is supposed to be flame free, but gooncon comes but once a year so i'm making an exception with this thread and this thread alone

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 00:19

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

two worlds if you promise to tell us all your goony stories from this gooncon, and all the goony poo poo you saw (even if it leads to you getting made fun of) i'll goldmine this thread for you

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 00:20

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Two Worlds posted:

(I got skipped over)

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD forever

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 00:22

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Two Worlds posted:

I'm going to be leaving to go to a party soon (I'm so tired and mostly want to sleep until 10am tomorrow but this girl is leaving for college so I want to see her off), so I'll have time for a more in-depth series of posts later. In the meantime we'll see what happens once other Gooncon people come back home and see this thread or whatever.

alright i'll keep this thread stickied forever and ever until you come back

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 00:25

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

HarryLerman posted:

OJ thank you so much for this

it's no problem. i think it'd be a tragedy, nay, a crime to not let byob go hogwild about gooncon

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 00:26

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

reminder that if two worlds is back home that soon there will be a gooncon picture thread here v. soon http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=126

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 00:28

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

pwn-michel Jarre posted:

its also funny how he describes her as "cute" and uses the emoticon

apparently she's on my aim list for some reason maybe i should tell her about this thread

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 01:01

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

reworp posted:

you talk to underage girls on aim huh

are you asking me if i want to aim chat prower. if so you are v. smooth

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 01:03

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Sett Chaos posted:

my boyfriend

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 01:21

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Gah!

Teh Map was wrong! Wrong I tells ya! *mimes pulling hair out*

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 01:23

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Dennis Peenfellow posted:

shut up

yeah lol @ laura giving dating advice

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 01:27

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

i wonder if my2k has ever wanted to die before that picture was taken or if that was the first time

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 01:41

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Dennis Peenfellow posted:

hahagh i wonder if gewn goonette, cheetoh-fuckhat MT DEWfatfaggot neckbeard

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 01:57

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

every goon girl that sleeps with prower gets hosed twice: once by his 4 inch dick, and again when they get their herpes test back

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 02:06

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

pwn-michel Jarre posted:

this isnt really that funny imnsho

Enjoy You're Ban, asshat..

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 02:08

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Sett Chaos posted:

You know why... boy...

http://www.truegamer.net/pictures/gooncon2007/steph_gooncon_goofy.jpg

As per request.

I had better steel what little self-esteem I have left.

yo i'm ugly as hell and i still wouldn't gently caress you. peace

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 02:18

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Sett Chaos posted:

Am I supposed to be insulted?

hmm. owned.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 02:22

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Sett Chaos posted:

Set chaos, i just want to strip you out of your industrial band t-shirt and black denim carpenter jeans, help you untie your doc marten boots, lovingly take the leather straps off your wrists and then just plow you in the butthole so hard because you're man enough to fulfill my desire to cornhole a guy but still womanly enough so that i won't go to hell forever for being a homo

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 02:28

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

sett chaos, is your voice just deep enough that sometimes it confuses telemarketers when they call and they accidentally call you "sir" but you can tell there's the slightest hint of hesitation in their voice that says "i'm pretty sure this is a man i'm talking to, but on the off chance it's a girl, i'll just play it off as a bad phone connection"

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 02:31

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

highfives a titty posted:

I love the goon masochistic tendency to post their own pictures in places they know will get them made fun of
it's depressingly predictable

here's a picture of me. heh. um... don't worry. i was just drunk/not photogenic/didn't know i was havingmy picture taken/it was a lovely camera/it wasn't my good side/i look better in person/i have a great personality/ :shobon:

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 02:35

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

sett, i want to cradle you in my arms and lovingly give you the estrogen shots that will make you blossom into a person of determinate gender

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 02:40

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Dennis Peenfellow posted:

Me no rikey trolls!

ah. racism. great. just keep digging yourself a hole ptunia. perhaps you'd like me to throw you a shovel? looks like you could use one.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 02:40

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

The Machinima Man posted:

Sett, My2k

GameQuoter, Leon Belmont, My2k, me, Sett, 2Worlds

This thread is now titled "Make fun of my hair"

hmm. i see what you mean. v. womanly. maybe it's time she finally "sett" the date for getting her vagina installed?

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 02:50

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

The Machinima Man posted:

What, like the one where he was poking the Iranian woman's baby at the Underground Mall with his 3 foot long stick because it wouldn't stop crying, only resulting of course in the baby crying more? That story?

Or the one where he kept screaming "OFF WITH HIS HEAD" at the Vinyl meet?

lol is this two worlds you're talking about ahahaha

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 02:53

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

think. posted:

I actually rented a car to get there and it took me 6 hours to get there, but I was too scared to talk to anyone, so I pretty much just got back in the car and drove back

I am tall, male, Jewish, and engaged to be married to a wonderful geek girl. I wear glasses.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 03:04

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

the first pictures start rolling in in the goonmeets forum

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 03:09

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

tres dessert posted:

yo two worlds who did you get to draw a picture of a vagina for you this year

going to venture a guess here, but based on his use of :swoon:

i'm betting my2k

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 03:12

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 18:33

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

quote this if this is the best byob thread in forever and ever

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 18:37

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Zelda posted:

has anyone reported anyone in this thread yet you dont need to name names just give me numbers

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 18:39

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# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 18:47

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

lol russ voted this thread the ammount of times people reported people from it so please can someone report two more people so he'll vote 5

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 18:49

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Two Worlds posted:

qft

Also, that picture was taken for a Halloween costume I wore two years ago. Helldump seems to have not gotten that through their skulls (or, at least, not WANTED to realize that), and it's a sad thing that most of you people are taking a page out of Helldump's playbook.

ariel you're okay in my book and you know i'm not going to tell you to shoot yourself, but why in the gently caress would you even begin to think that helldump cares WHEN that picture was taken?

# ¿ Jul 30, 2007 21:48

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

lol

# ¿ Jul 31, 2007 00:27

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

I'm almost 100% positive that MY2k is 21 or older. She just looks really young.

she's 17

# ¿ Jul 31, 2007 00:36

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

BYOB is a cool place to hang out with your friends. For example, "Chillax" is the BYOB motto, that's how laid back it is.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2007 00:48

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Rigor Mortits posted:

:|

# ¿ Jul 31, 2007 02:40

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:59

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Two Worlds posted:

I'm not so sure that going to Yobfest is such a good idea, since at the moment I unfortunately seem to be BYOB Public Enemy #1,

hahaha like anyone here would even have the balls to say something irl

# ¿ Jul 31, 2007 17:34

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