Two Worlds posted:

I'm going to be leaving to go to a party soon (I'm so tired and mostly want to sleep until 10am tomorrow but this girl is leaving for college so I want to see her off), so I'll have time for a more in-depth series of posts later. In the meantime we'll see what happens once other Gooncon people come back home and see this thread or whatever.

pwn-michel Jarre posted:

i am so happy i didnt go to bed

pwn-michel Jarre posted:

going to gooncon is probably the biggest self esteem booster a man can ever experience

pwn-michel Jarre posted:

seriously how do your standards get like that i cant even relate to it

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So I guess I still have my virginity.

Groundbase posted:

i had this mental image of you saying this then doing your stupid laugh afterwards and i just threw up it was just so loving disgusting and awkward. how does someone end up like you seriously. what twisted torture machine could produce such a creep.

Qualjyn posted:

% percent

Virgin Woolf posted:

OH BEHAVE

w00trow wilson posted:

w00trow wilson posted:

quote this if this is almost the best byob thread in forever and ever

Two Worlds posted:

There will be many, many more pictures later, but for now keep your eyes on this link: http://pics.livejournal.com/twoworldsin1/gallery/0001sap6

Groundbase posted:

what twisted torture machine could produce such a creep.

w00trow wilson posted:

lol russ voted this thread the ammount of times people reported people from it so please can someone report two more people so he'll vote 5

Two Worlds posted:

Serious answer:

--My mom and dad divorcing
--Me always getting picked on in school
--My mom taking me to psychiatrists for most of my childhood and adolescence and being medicated for the last 12 years
--My sister becoming a stripper and going out with a guy 15 years older than her
--Being 24 and never being in a relationship or even kissing a girl

Take your pick, really.

Dr. Disdain posted:

His XXL sweatshirt with the elves gives him +2 to rolling with punches

Cube Monkey posted:

anime profile picture

Two Worlds posted:

Like for instance when I was dancing a few clubberhead Montreal guys pulled me into their little group and started yelling something at me in French, which was probably the equivalent of "We're so drunk man, you gotta dance with us!"

In Cahoots posted:

what the gently caress Two-Worlds, I'm 6 years younger than you, probably about 6 inches shorter, and I've gotten more play than you. Why haven't you been chemically castrated yet?

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

should I repost the picture post I put in the gooncon forum here for shits and giggles?

EDIT: there are tons of pics/videos of goons with their shirts off fighting with plastic swords

HarryLerman posted:

fuckin



lol

highfives a titty posted:

that bitch wasnt curvy

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

bullshit, there was only one under 18 goon and her name was Cynthia. I know this because we all went to the drat biodome and if she was under 18 she would have said so because it would have saved her money.

Virgin Woolf posted:

who isn't trolling for goon cock? we'd all like a little goon love in our life

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

yeah but I'm asking when/why did that happen