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Two Worlds posted:
No but a bunch of kind-hearted goons were trying to give me advice and pointers on me losing my virginity so yeah, goons helping goons. 
jesus christ hahahahhahahahaha
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Two Worlds posted:
No, not goon girls, there were a bunch of hot girls at the Loft, the club we went to. I was in one corner of the electronica room getting my dance on and there were these cute girls dancing right next to me and one was this kind of shy girl with glasses on and I couldn't make up my mind whether or not she liked me. I spent like half an hour trying to get her attention, then finally I steeled up my nerves by taking a shot of rum, walking up to her (actually more like bumping into her, it was a very dark and smoky room)...then I chickened out and yelled "HEY GIRL IN THE BLACK SHIRT I REALLY LIKE YOU!" and ran away. Maybe I got lucky and she didn't speak English v  v
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i mean nobody is actually that socially awkward and pathetic right
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Two Worlds posted:
Just stuff like "Don't put your virginity up on a pedestal, it's not some special thing to treasure and save, when it happens it'll happen, it's not really going to be some big great thing anyway". All good advice, and I seriously will take it to heart.
Oh yeah, and Friday night after Foufounes a group of us ducked into a falafel stand for some drunk food and had a real "Breakfast Club" bonding moment over what it was like when everyone had their first time. (I got skipped over) I honestly think people were really trying to help me, it was really cool
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Two Worlds posted:
I'm going to be leaving to go to a party soon (I'm so tired and mostly want to sleep until 10am tomorrow but this girl is leaving for college so I want to see her off), so I'll have time for a more in-depth series of posts later. In the meantime we'll see what happens once other Gooncon people come back home and see this thread or whatever.
hey if she's leaving for college... this is your chance man, you can have sex with her and you'll never have to see her again
go for it dude. i believe in you
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w00trow wilson posted:
apparently she's on my aim list for some reason maybe i should tell her about this thread
you talk to underage girls on aim huh
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Sett Chaos posted:
Gooncon was awesome, it's a pity those who didn't go can make such a fuss over those who did.
I traveled six hours to get to Montreal with my boyfriend, and aside from almost having our heads blow up (the map was wrong, WRONG I TELLS YA) from frustration, it was completely worth it.
why didn't you take Two Worlds' virginity? you monster
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i went to gooncon and hosed like 3 goon girls lol
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im gay too that's why it's so weird i hosed 3 goon girls 
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w00trow wilson posted:
every goon girl that sleeps with prower gets hosed twice: once by his 4 inch dick, and again when they get their herpes test back
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pwn-michel Jarre posted:
this isnt really that funny imnsho
Much like.... Your posts.
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so wait are you a guy or a girl
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Voysu posted:
ahahahhahaha
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taking a break from making fun of goon's appearances on awfulyearbook/in helldump to make fun of their appearances in byob i see
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In Cahoots posted:
where does two worlds post?"
ask/tell Meeting Women threads
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Voysu posted:
why didn't you post this first? that first picture of you is horrible
yeah the second is much better
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Voysu posted:
at least you can tell what gender she is
i guess but honestly if "being able to tell what gender you are" is all it takes for a picture of yourself to be qualified as good, maybe you shouldn't post pictures of yourself at all
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FART HOUSE 2.0 posted:
oj i hate to be a nag but this thread is going to get really big could you use your new beecocking power to clear out bad posts peace
yes please delete all FART HOUSE 2.0 posts. tia
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Sett Chaos posted:
Was just complying with a request.
here's a request: stop posting
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yea sorry Sett chaos, i'm just negging you (technique i learned from IAmChrisMcCall) in order to establish my position as the alpha male around here. anyway, aim is in profile if you wanna chat
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The Machinima Man posted:
Sett, My2k
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The Machinima Man posted:
What, like the one where he was poking the Iranian woman's baby at the Underground Mall with his 3 foot long stick because it wouldn't stop crying, only resulting of course in the baby crying more? That story?
Or the one where he kept screaming "OFF WITH HIS HEAD" at the Vinyl meet?
lol stop posting pictures that embarrass yourselves and start posting stories about this guy to embarrass others
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awkward goons rule
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Stanton Fraiser posted:
and imagine. in due time we will have the same exact thread about the byobmeet except the faggots will be a little more familiar and their talking points will be all the "chill"er
not really i think most ppl going to the byob meet are fairly normal
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w00trow wilson posted:
the first pictures start rolling in in the goonmeets forum
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What the gently caress is wrong with this thread. Is this what BYOB has become? What happened to Rich's vision of being able to chillax with your  s... now some poor goon sir posts here and gets flamed just because he's a virgin. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
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Blackbelt Bobman posted:
bullshit, there was only one under 18 goon and her name was Cynthia. I know this because we all went to the drat biodome and if she was under 18 she would have said so because it would have saved her money.
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Virgin Woolf posted:
who isn't trolling for goon cock? we'd all like a little goon love in our life
what's your deal liam
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Blackbelt Bobman posted:
I thought byob was the chill out forum and fyad was the flame people/clique forum what the hell
yeah seriously. What the gently caress is wrong with this thread. Is this what BYOB has become? What happened to Rich's vision of being able to chillax with your s... now some poor goon sir posts here and gets flamed just because he's a virgin. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
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Granos posted:
i hope that theres someone 10x worse than two worlds at the byob meet (preferably prower that would take him down a few pegs)
roxy can attest that at least 90% (conservative estimate) of my conversations involve the internet/the forums so yeah it's quite possible
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i'm seriously considering not going again now
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troly poly posted:
stay home and bone your goon girlf
this sounds lik ea much better idea imo
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