Eminem: His duck is very aggressive, I tried to feed it and it bit my hand!
Jay-Z: Has a very nice duck, it's name is Donald (I told him he was unimaginative and he giggled and said it was named after his friend who passed away which I thought was sweet)
Snoop Dogg: WOW what a duck! I told him to enter it in a competition but he said he didn't want to put any pressure on his duck.
Ludacris: He doesn't take very good care of his duck, the duck looked sad and lonely

post here if you know any other rappers who have ducks!!!!

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we may have to goldmine both threads on the strength of the parody thread alone

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this is the best parody

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WOW what a duck!

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lol creeper what other ducks have you met?

Heh, well I know how much you guys hate long posts and if I posted ALL the ducks I've met it'd be crazy long! Maybe we can grab a coffee (or whatever is your caffeinated beverage of choice) at the next goonmeet and I can tell you about 'em.

Nate Dogg - His duck was at the vet the day I visited, I was disapointed that I wouldnt get to meet Nate Duck, but happy to see that Nate Dogg took such good care of his duck.

this is the parody you dumb enjoyable human being

this was the parody you mook!

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i have a duck however i am not a rapper

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Did you mean pardee (in dictionary) or Parede (in encyclopedia)?

Hah, guess we lose at reading comprehension! Sorry about calling you a mook.

The guy who looks almost white with the big afro from Bone thugs: Not quite sure this is a duck. colouring was off and seemed disinterested in the water? pretty sure it was a pigeon but as pigeons go a solid B/B+.

Ma$e - His duck not only found jesus first, but also is a better rapper than he'll ever be.

Notorious B.I.G - his duck had emphysema and its quacks sounded very strange. He tried to get his duck a lung transplant but the doctor said that was preposterous. He was so torn up over the death of his duck that he wrote Ready to Die about his duck

dipset - every last member of dipset has a duck, and they are all kept in this one small pen! it was horrible i called animal control as soon as i left, i just hope those ducks are ok

hyphy, idiot.

Violent J - strange experience, insisted we go out at night and look for his duck. we went into the woods with flashlights and potato sacks. shaggy 2 dope kept switching off his light and pretending that it didnt work. he also tried to make wolf noises and insisting that he wasnt doing it. violent j told me to walk out about 100 yards into the woods and make quacking noises so his duck would run towards him and he could catch it in the sack. i made some quacking noises and then waited for violent j to come back but he never did. after about 20 minutes i walked back to the campsite and they were having a nice laugh about something. never did get to meet his duck but got smores so all in all not a bad experience?

Ludacris: This duck loved smoking blunts with Luda and I. Everytime one of Luda's crew started to bogart that poo poo the duck would get SO PISSED and take a big ole duck poo poo all over the guys rocawear. Hated Italians.

vanilla ice - this prick doesnt know the first thing about caring for a duck! it has a long thin neck which is always low to the ground as he has a weighted miniature wig strapped to it at all times to make it look like him. also he says that the duck having its head so low is a sign of reverence to him, but i dont think his duck likes him at all.

mc hammer - i went to see quackster (hehe ) but mc hammer cooked and ate him for sustenance, rendering the greater fat portions to the lord our god

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