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The Blackest Goon
Sep 23, 2012


Stuff Black People Don't Like and Angry White Dude

Two sites created by proud American men who are fighting the good fight against lazy minorities

Came across the first site by accident. The creator (Paul Kersey) describes Obama ran America as BRA (Black Run America). It's like the site is Rush Limbaugh's tumblr page or something.

Paul is also an author who's works are being sold through Amazon right now.

The Blackest Goon fucked around with this message at Oct 3, 2012 around 21:59

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Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Round and round and round she goes, where she stops nobody knows.


Posted this in PYF and it never occurred to me that it could be good enough for the link of the day. The Anime Bath Scene Wiki, your comprehensive list of any time someone took a bath in an anime. Categorizes everything in painfully autistic detail.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



The Jashinist Temple.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/The_Jash...hp?showtopic=20

A religion that sprung up after it's appearance in anime goon favorite Naruto.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jashin

A few choice posts.

quote:

hello i am tj am i kinda pagen but still warship jashinst i read i cant do made pazlers like durgs can do one that are naturl like weed or masrooms and what is the parper wahy to pray

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Hello Tobi and welcome to the website! 8D It's always good to have new followers.
There are no specific prayers that I know of. You can create your own prayer or say what you wanna say. (Pray for forgiveness, guidance, etc) There's no proper or inproper way to sacrifice per say. The most common way is to create Lord Jashin's symbol in your blood or put the offered blood onto your pendant. Most Jashinist usually sacrifice everyday, but not all followers are able to do this due to resources and heathens. One of the most accepted forms of devotion is also fasting.
If you have anymore questions feel free to ask!

quote:

I myself became a Jashinist through Naruto, sort of. I wondered if Jashinism was real, so I did extensive research on it. That is how I converted. Personally, I pray multiple times for little things throughout the day, and a long prayer once a week. I used to offer blood, but my parents saw the scars and watch me really closely now, so... thats out. If you want to find more stuff on Jashin, look up 'religion shinto jashin'. It usually comes up with non-naruto results!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Another
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Oot

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007



The Bible posted:

The Jashinist Temple.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/The_Jash...hp?showtopic=20

A religion that sprung up after it's appearance in anime goon favorite Naruto.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jashin

A few choice posts.
That's a good one.

About the actual update: can we please have screenshots that fit in a normal browser window? That one is 1868px wide!

garbage day
Jun 13, 2008

im lollin at you're trollin


Onkel Hedwig posted:

That's a good one.

About the actual update: can we please have screenshots that fit in a normal browser window? That one is 1868px wide!


ok cleaned up those screenshots for you. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awf...nist-temple.php

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008

None of you are safe!



"Anime is my religion. I could die kill for it."
- John Keats

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007



How about this site?
http://www.bctamerica.com

It's a vanity music label or some such. I found them through a Craigslist add that promised "some pay".

It looks like it was designed by Blingee.

Be warned it has music and a video on the front page. The music is so bad that I almost don't mind. Terrible, poorly sung gospel.

There's a lot of promises of things "coming soon" in 2010.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Miyamotos RGB NES
Dec 31, 2000



I searched all of the Awful Links of the Day and did not see this one. It's so bad it's good.

Would be honorable to have a 2nd page I submitted over the past 13 years to actually get featured (my last one being the official Rap Snacks website back in 2000 or so).

I present to you: http://www.tornadoterrys.com/

The Family Fun Arcade where the rules are as difficult as navigating their site is:

quote:

TornadoTerrys t shirts are worth

$2.50 OFF regular admission!

Must wear shirt.
==========

NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINKS

No Exceptions
====================

Unfortunately the navigation menu requires Java to be installed and gently caress that I ain't installing that piece of poo poo again, but I recall the pages being hilarious.

Also I guess his sponsor's phone number changed but it's hard to tell this this high quality photoshop:

Angiepants
May 8, 2008


http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/columbine

Columbine fangirls. I really don't know what else to say.

duck hunt
Dec 22, 2010


A friend of mine sent me this link

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/

Tired of your political rants not getting enough "likes?"

Have you alienated everyone in your life with your foaming mouth political rage?

Can't help yourself from barging into peaceful discussions on wall posts?

There is a community for you, for real Americans like you.

FYI. I already made a Dick Cheney account, so don't try. I'm pretty sure that most major religious figures and republican party members are up for grabs though.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


How do you sign up? I was all ready to join up as Hitler and just go in and agree with everything but I can't figure out how to make a new account---the green button just dumps me back to the main page....

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012


I like that you can log into a facebook ripoff using your facebook account.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008

None of you are safe!


Astrofig posted:

How do you sign up? I was all ready to join up as Hitler and just go in and agree with everything but I can't figure out how to make a new account---the green button just dumps me back to the main page....

Supposedly you have to be invited by a current member.

duck hunt
Dec 22, 2010


I saw that the site went down after a DoS attack. Apparently the first attack was launched during the opening of the site, and all the gushing tea partiers missed a stream by the founder. The site owner made a statement about the attack on the front page. I was able to login briefly, to encourage my fellow American patriots from the helm of my Dick Cheney and Jesus Christ accounts before the site was again taken down by DoS. On my short visit I was delighted to see wedding pictures from a gay wedding with two men looking fawningly into each others eyes and the ensuing puke storm.

Now that the site has been brought back up. Apparently it is invite only. I'm also pretty sure that my IP has been blacklisted. The founder has been quoted saying that "It's going to be a rough ride fighting against the world," he said, "but we're not disappearing." He claims that he is the target of a coordinated assault by facebook and the leftist media. No joke. And that Teapartycommunity.com is a "safe haven" for conservatives. It is just so hard these days being an older white Christian male.

Apparently it is called "liberal censorship" to be gagged on Facebook for saying that you are going to kill the president for acts of treason or calling him a porch monkey friend of the family. I'm hoping that TPC can help siphon off some of the worst sludge from the toxic waste dump / environmental posting disaster area that is facebook. Maybe people can be left alone to resume posting stupid pictures of their food, pets, and kids without someone calling them a commie.

EE: Wow front page, TOOT! Looks like my IP is still banned. Here is THE TPC thread if you want to join George Soros and I. http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...40&pagenumber=1

duck hunt fucked around with this message at Mar 1, 2013 around 17:46

spouse
Nov 10, 2008


http://www.myreallifereviews.com/

Crazy cat lady reviews products for the home and everyday use. Read the Pyrex bakeware story to see how dramatic she is, and how her fans all suggest she "put this up on pinterest, so everyone can see"... It's reddit/tumblr social justice blogs done by christian old ladies, and it's hilarious.

dereekb
Nov 7, 2010

What do you mean "error"?


The "Bluestone's Erotic Death Fetish Community Board"


http://www.femmefatalities.com/phpBB3/

Found when a friend of mine linked a Google image of Halle Berry in Swordfish and the URL looked a little funny.

This is some Weekend Web type stuff:

http://www.femmefatalities.com/phpB....php?f=1&t=8032
http://www.femmefatalities.com/phpB....php?f=1&t=7975

dereekb fucked around with this message at Feb 13, 2013 around 19:41

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004
I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS.

http://www.lennonmurdertruth.com/

I usually feel bad about making fun of schizophrenics, and then they go and do poo poo like this. Gary Lightfoot's careful analysis of article headlines in Time, Newsweek, and US News and World Report from the months before John Lennon was killed 'reveals' that it was actually a sinister plot by Nixon, Reagan, and -- of all people -- Stephen King. Chapman was a patsy who was made to give a false confession, and also King was being manipulated by Chinese intelligence agencies. "Firestarter" was all an allusion to King standing there in a raincoat, shooting at Lennon, just like a giant cigarette lighter, and on and on and on. To support Lightfoot's crusade against Beatle-murdering novelists, buy his book!

the sky
Jul 25, 2007



http://ticklishblokes.com/



My finacée found this on the UK's craigslist equivalent, Gumtree, under job vacancies. The premise: get paid to turn up at a seedy hotel and be filmed in your underwear as the masturbation focus of some of the world's strangest fetishests; or else if you are such a fetishest, pay money to witness horrifically awkward videos of young men being tickled by an anonymised middle-aged stimulator.

As the listing describes it:

Ticklish Blokes posted:

Get tickled on camera for cash - we're starting a new website.

You don't need previous modelling experience, though being comfortable in front of a camera is a bonus. Students looking to make extra cash are welcome. It's not "adult"; there's no nudity, and you won't be asked to do anything other than get tickled (e.g. on your ribs, knees, feet). It's simple, fun, and only takes an hour (not constant tickling!). Ideal for cheeky students with a good smile. Successful models get excellent rates for an hour (£50+), so give it a go! Better rates than equivalent girl videos in the UK.

We can consider a short, paid audition if you're interested but unsure.

If interested, we can take a couple of brothers or friends at once for a tickle-dare. Take a look at our website to see how silly it is... it's only a laugh. Once again - no nudity/porn, though you should be at least 18, and ticklish. Please include your age and a description or picture. Looking for multiple guys, so what've you got to lose?

"Definitely no nudity, or anything sexual! Don't worry lads; take your clothes off and let me tickle you all over."

the sky fucked around with this message at Feb 15, 2013 around 17:40

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006

CALL PGM(SHTPST)


this web site seems to be entirely one big long form poem about a guy murdering his sister.

http://www.murderme.net/Murder_Me_I...rderMe.net.html

I have no clue, man.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011



http://www.pumpthatpedal.com/

A paysite for people who want hot foot-on-pedal action

bagshotrow
Apr 23, 2011


http://terryallenjones.net/

Found this fellow posting on NPR's facebook page.

quote:

Right but drones leave marks and more clues, I take exception to the use of medicine to harm people as was done to me. And how the state gets involved in that.
I call them Dr Ones. They do more harm with their cabal of medical and legal quacks and have for some time than they do with the UAVs and unmanned craft. And they do that right here and have for some time.
I was lynched and vivisected. In my home town in 1981, Wilson NY.

quote:

Someone had a visit from the tooth fairy. And he got some of his own medicine. Live long and prosper toilet paper fairy man.

quote:

You know what they say don't you? What goes around comes around, and as you sow, so shall ye reap. Plant rocks and then you harvest rocks. The Wilson NY website shows the shrine they built to the local quack, Dr. John Argue and his collection of cars. It really is a shame.

?????

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012


So is he a ghost? Vivisection and lynching is generally fatal.

LateToTheParty
Oct 13, 2012

The bane of my existence.


The offical Fleshlight forum.

Link: https://forums.fleshlight.com/forum.php

vxskud
Nov 19, 2006



I present to you a collection of some of the tackiest and generally awful sweatshirts I have ever seen.

http://belovedshirts.com/

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008

None of you are safe!


vxskud posted:

I present to you a collection of some of the tackiest and generally awful sweatshirts I have ever seen.

http://belovedshirts.com/

This is an "ironic clothing" overload. I don't think I can handle it.

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Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011



http://furby.tumblr.com

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