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Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow

Kevin Bacon posted:

OK I don't know what to say about this other than what the gently caress. Maybe it's old news and SA has already been through the motions, but I just discovered some disturbing blogs about people who identify as "otherkin". They honestly and seriously believe they are animals or mythical creatures or I dont know what the gently caress anymore.

Before I go any further I think it's important that you read this information: http://feathertail.dreamwidth.org/142156.html

from the above link


So that clears that up

Assuming you read the guidelines and rules of how to relate to these ancient mythical creatures and animals trapped in human bodies, you should have some important resources:

http://avia.dreamwidth.org/39524.html

And remember:


:911: :china: :canada:

Don't forget the tumblr Little Otherkin Things & Otherkin Problems. It's more or less an endless pit of people talking about how awesome it is that they have the souls of webcomic characters and hate it when people call them crazy.





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Daryl Fucking Hall
Feb 27, 2007

Daryl ohhhhhhhh Daryl
Otherkin Problems: Choosing a halfway decent font.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

http://exopolitics.blogs.com/exopolitics/

A whole slew of craziness, most centered around alien life. Selected news article titles:

"Andromeda Council: East China Sea 6.9 quake - undersea reptilian base destroyed"

"Four U.S. exotic black ops used in 9/11: Tesla time travel, antigravity UFO, directed energy weapons, mini-nukes"

"VIDEO: Rik Clay (1982-2008) False flag events: 2012 London Olympics & Prince William as 'Anti-christ', heir to Jesus Christ bloodline"

"Drunvalo Melchizedek: Mayan End Time prophecies of Earth changes, consciousness transformation and the divine feminine, 2007 – Jan. 1, 2016"

Norton Ghostride
Apr 30, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Zorak posted:

http://www.youtube.com/user/SAILORMOONRED1
Videos: 3,385

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAj20WtKVU0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smzPTmjml4o

He makes something like 20 of these videos today, with his giant creepy dolls.

I can't even begin to talk about the hilarious poo poo. His speech impediments. His weird poo poo he does with him. His tendency to read special attacks off a sheet of paper infront of him as he has his Sailor Moon dolls fight Zedd from Power Rangers.

I really wanted to see these, but it looks like the user noticed your linking and shut his entire Youtube account down. Are they mirrored anywhere? :(

Daryl Fucking Hall
Feb 27, 2007

Daryl ohhhhhhhh Daryl
Please don't subject yourself to those.

Zorak
Nov 7, 2005

Norton Ghostride posted:

I really wanted to see these, but it looks like the user noticed your linking and shut his entire Youtube account down. Are they mirrored anywhere? :(

He made a new account. His previous one was "hacked" (his password was apparently stupid). The one one has new videos but the thing about him is that he's perpetually awful. He uploads a new video with him talkin to dolls basically every thirty minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/user/sailormoonthebest1

YOU CANNOT HIDE YOURSELF FROM THE TRUTH DARYL

Daryl Fucking Hall
Feb 27, 2007

Daryl ohhhhhhhh Daryl
I accepted my terrible fate in August of last year, you monster.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/sailormoonred1-youtube.php

wit
Jul 26, 2011
Daryl have you done Gabrielle Chana's site yet?



I can't explain her except to say she is a loving ball of all crazy. Her and her site are awful because she's not even choosy about her bullshit, in fact she's greedy. Its like someone handed her the crazy conspiracy person application form and she just ticked all the boxes and wrapped tinfoil round her head. I've never seen someone be so downright lazy when they're going full wackjob online.
Just watch the video. I couldn't even let it run while grabbing screenshots and writing this up.

Doc Science
Jan 7, 2010
Stumbled on this reading some other garbage, http://puahate.com/index.php. It's pretty interesting in the sense that it's filled with complete idiots who all never had a chance to begin with and now seem to be harboring intense love/hate attractions towards the pick up gurus they were spurned by. Could be a really sweet romance novel in there somewhere.

Crash BandiCute
Nov 8, 2004

Dona Nobis Pacem

Doc Science posted:

Stumbled on this reading some other garbage, http://puahate.com/index.php. It's pretty interesting in the sense that it's filled with complete idiots who all never had a chance to begin with and now seem to be harboring intense love/hate attractions towards the pick up gurus they were spurned by. Could be a really sweet romance novel in there somewhere.

Came in here to post this one. It's pretty bad. PUA trash who have even more of a complex about women than before because their manipulative techniques didn't work.

Leinator
Jun 29, 2008

And on the lazy days
The dogs dissolve and drain away
The world it goes
And all awaits
The day we are awaiting

wit posted:

Daryl have you done Gabrielle Chana's site yet?



I can't explain her except to say she is a loving ball of all crazy. Her and her site are awful because she's not even choosy about her bullshit, in fact she's greedy. Its like someone handed her the crazy conspiracy person application form and she just ticked all the boxes and wrapped tinfoil round her head. I've never seen someone be so downright lazy when they're going full wackjob online.
Just watch the video. I couldn't even let it run while grabbing screenshots and writing this up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru7AVzixRZU&feature=relmfu

This was the best of her videos I could find. Vladmir Putin assigns Hugh Jackman to save Brent Spiner from his Ice Cream Truck driving Jesuit Clone. Also all these people are her husband.

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

Also, she seems to have made several websites from the Jesuit perspective about her.
http://crazygail.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Leinator
Jun 29, 2008

And on the lazy days
The dogs dissolve and drain away
The world it goes
And all awaits
The day we are awaiting

Dicere posted:

Also, she seems to have made several websites from the Jesuit perspective about her.
http://crazygail.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

She may be crazy, but she's got some game with fat jokes.

Sara's training involved stuffing herself with large amounts of cake in order to excellerate her already gratuitous girth. The success of her rapid weight gain was largely spurred on by the depression brought by her failure as a writer and dark memories of her father, with whom she has a deep sexual attraction to but could never have. Once she reached adequate size, at roughly 3000lb and growing, like all cattle Sara was then contained inside a barn at an undisclosed, underground Jesuit slaughterhouse, chained to a wall. Lower Jesuits are burdened with the task of mixing up slop containing cake and cottage cheese and feeding her by the barrel. Prisoners of the order are thrown into the barn with Sara Avery to be raped. Many victims die from the infection spread by her massive folds. Others are lost in the folds of her vagina never to be seen or heard from again.

EDIT:: Reading more into her site I'm completely sure she's being manipulated by a troll. Her recent skype transcripts about Nukakkes (that is a .doc btw), semen filled nuclear bombs exploding over Canada, reek of troll humor. I noticed a timeline on her webpage, and found that she apparently started talking to someone claiming to be Brent Spiner and Vladmir putin through a youtube account sometime in late 2010. They gave her a 'marriage list' of who was next in line to be her husband after they died, which included Will Smith, Hugh Laurie, and Optimus Prime. It would be easy to assume it is just more of her crazy, but she posts the transcripts of the conversations, and based on their content I believe she's talking to someone else.

If you don't believe me, read any of the transcripts or the discussion forum or the 'wiki' which I believe is mostly written by the troll. I can't decide if the troll is crazier than she is, and it's even more disturbing that he's been doing it for almost two years.

EDIT 2:: Here is proof

EDIT 3:: The most recent posts on the discussion board are also of some interest. The troll is actively enforcing her delusions to keep her from believing her family members, who are trying to convince her she's being hoaxed. Assuming her account is true, I think her son knows someone is loving with her.

Maybe I'm overinterested, but the guy doing this seems especially sick.

Leinator fucked around with this message at 00:18 on May 10, 2012

Doc Science
Jan 7, 2010
Wow, first ever submission and it gets picked up for the front page. I'm helping!!! :unsmith: Seriously though, for not posting very often I'm pretty stoked that my link ended up on the front page! Gracias senor Lowtax, maybe I'll show my ugly mug 'round these parts more often. Also, yah, the lady above may deserve a couple days....she's definitely a real special kind of crazy, like woah.

Daryl Fucking Hall
Feb 27, 2007

Daryl ohhhhhhhh Daryl
De nada, pero no soy Lowtax. Soy Daryl Chingando Hall.

Doc Science
Jan 7, 2010
Disculpa me jeffe Daryl. Just saw Lowtax was the OP so I figured/hoped and dreamed it was him. Seriously though, made my day.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Found this in the Kickstarter thread: http://www.sodapopminiatures.com/

A company that designs generic card and board games full of excessive anime and wank fodder. They had a Kickstarter page for their upcoming schoolgirl rape game that was quickly shut down when Kickstarter took notice. They also have a booth babe recruitment page.

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005

Poorly photoshopped, unsolicited submissions to the department of defence anyone? Arlington Splendor are an engineering consultancy with an axe to grind!

https://www.warfighter.org

(Requires the latest version of Netscape)

Mush Man
Jun 25, 2010

Nintendo announces Frolf means Frog Golf.
Oven Wrangler
The BBC must've been really hard up for ideas one month and ended up making...this...

Animal House Pilot for BBC3
(Not to be confused with an episode of the David Attenborough documentery series Natural World also called Animal House.)

Either someone decided that finding love was too hard because people could dismiss you by your appearance, or wanted to make a reality TV show even more degrading somehow. The answer? Contestants wear animal costumes for a week while trying to find love!

The only saving grace is that this didn't make it past the pilot stage. But seriously, holy poo poo, how do you inadvertently come up with such a loving stupid idea?

Mush Man fucked around with this message at 12:41 on May 17, 2012

Unlucky7
Jul 11, 2006

Fallen Rib
Ignore this

Unlucky7 fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jun 9, 2012

AutoSnakes
Apr 29, 2009
http://lapd-choppers.blogspot.com/

Meet Scott Wallace, an innocent man who, after dating a woman who was also dating an LAPD Air Unit officer, has been systematically stalked by LAPD helicopters. You see, they utilize the geo-location technology in his cell phone to find him, as his numerous videos will prove.

The blog and blog posts are managed by his lawyer, Benjamin Wright.

quote:

My job and my intent are not to be a witness, an investigator or a collector of facts. They are to perform as a type of ghost writer, who helps Mr. Wallace express himself as a citizen, as a witness, as a videographer and the like. In support of Mr. Wallace, I also publish analysis and commentary.

Call Me Promptly

If anyone believes -- or even suspects -- I am doing something wrong, then I ask that person please to telephone me promptly at 214-403-6642. Your call would help to mitigate and put an end to whatever damage I may be causing.

--Benjamin Wright

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Apologies if this has been bought up before, but I have just been linked to this guy's site, he is literally An Alien:

Bashar is a being of extraterrestrial origin, a friend from the future who has spoken for the past 26 years through channel, Darryl Anka, bringing through a wave of new information that clearly explains in detail how the universe works and how each person creates the reality they experience. Over the years, thousands of individuals have had the opportunity to apply these principles and see if they really work to change their lives and create the reality that they desire.

Overwhelmingly the response we receive is "This works!" Some of the feedback our listeners have shared include:

- Enhanced creativity & abundance
- Mental & emotional clarity
- Improved health
- Enhanced love relationships
- Expanded psychic ability
- Increased self love & self acceptance
- Greater self-empowerment

Bashar also provides cutting-edge information on a wide range of topics:

- Personal Transformation
- History of the Universe
- Extraterrestrials & UFO's
- 2012
-Parallel Realities - Crop Circles
- Psychic Phenomenon
- Spiritual Ascension
- Earth Changes
- Healing Methods
- Life after Death
- Future Technology
- Sacred Geometry

What's Next?

http://bashar.org/

Highlights from "Simultaneity of Existence" and "Connecting with the Oversoul"
Bashar - "All Aboard the 2012 Train" - November 21, 2010

Bob Quixote
Jul 7, 2006

This post has been inspected and certified by the Dino-Sorcerer



Grimey Drawer
http://carnivoraforum.com/site/

I'd like to introduce you all to Carnivora Forum:

quote:

Carnivora is the premier Animal discussion and debate forum on the internet. Originators of species profiles, we have the most extensive range of animal profiles with the most detailed information that is constantly updated as it becomes available. We were the first forum to include a dedicated interspecific conflict board to allow discussion of hypothetical animal matchups.

Translation: ITT a bunch of nerds argue about who would win in a fight between a weasel and a squirrel or a giant otter and an alligator.

quote:

Those reports of Giant Otters killing Caimans for all we know could possibly be not fully grown Caiman's. In groups I can see them beating a Caiman, but one on one. I'm not sure. I'll wait for more opinions to decide who wins.

quote:

The Otter would wear it down easily and kill it. The Caimans reptile physiology would be its downfall.

quote:

I don't think Taipan's account should be blown off because it is a small individual. It seemed an easy kill for the Otter - not a challenge, a wipe-out. It would need a larger individual for a real fight and I.M.O at parity the Otter would wear down and kill the Caiman without too much trouble.

There are pages and pages of this stuff.

WrecklessSandwich
Jul 29, 2005

Don Glut's Dinosaurs

This guy is apparently some kind of writer. For some reason, he really REALLY likes dinosaurs. In fact, he likes dinosaurs so much that he has multiple galleries of pictures of girls in sexy poses with plush and other model dinosaurs, as well as casts of real fossils.

quote:

Indeed, my house has become a “museum,” as you will see when you go through the photos posted on this website (mostly in “Gallery 1“), each room cluttered with “prehistoric” items. My amiable “museum tour guides” will take you on a virtual tour through the entire house, one room at a time, as if you were actually here, and through many of the items displayed in each room.

I’ve tried to make this website informative but also fun. But I warn you, while much of it is “paleontologically correct,” it is by no means, as you will discover, “politically correct.”

Oh so it's vaguely artsy or something and he put a disclaimer, ok sure...

quote:

Visitors — who are at least 18 years old and like to look at very sexy ladies as well as cool dinosaurs – may also want to check out “Gallery 2.” There’s a whole “tribe of cavegirls” waiting to meet you. But watch out for those spears!

Wait, what? I guess after the first gallery, I should have expected toy dinosaur softcore porn... :confused::fh:

He also apparently threw a party for the 30th anniversary of the original Godzilla movie,

quote:

complete with “Geisha Girl” hostesses, Japanese food, appropriate music, a Japanese sword to cut Godzilla’s anniversary cake (candles lit and extinguished with a Godzilla cigarette lighter and Godzilla water pistol) and so forth.

He even made a movie called Dinosaur Valley Girls. Not rated. :pervert:

Daryl Fucking Hall
Feb 27, 2007

Daryl ohhhhhhhh Daryl
Not only do I really like this link, I really like thinking that these women probably thought they were about to do a really weird porno and then breathed a sigh of relief when he told them they could leave their tops on!

Groghammer
Aug 10, 2011

On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!
http://www.gamerdater.com/

Just by the URL you can tell it's going to be a journey into the depths to which lonely nerds descend, but what it doesn't let on is the succession of half-assed, terribly drawn webcomics that end after five pages, "forum", and the site layout, which could very well be what happened if Geocities had survived to the modern day.

duck hunt
Dec 22, 2010
http://www.mrmethane.com/

Just wow. I have to thank my wife for this one.

A "professional farter." That is a thing and this guy is doing it.

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
http://mindymeyer4senate.com/index.html

Mindy Meyer, inspired by legally blonde (linku) wants your vote.

We've got music, 3 professional photographs, and some ...midi?... version of "sexy and I know it in the background. VOTE TODAY.

CrushedB
Jun 2, 2008

http://puppetsplus.com/

Bonus: the owner of the website was just convicted of possessing child porn and planning to kill and eat children: http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/largo-puppeteer-arrested-in-federal-kidnapping-conspiracy-child-porn-case/1241906

mrbannon
Sep 30, 2011
http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

Can't believe this is still alive.

Daryl Fucking Hall
Feb 27, 2007

Daryl ohhhhhhhh Daryl

It's still alive and has been since 1996. Every couple years people re-find it and get all amazed and someone inevitably submits it as an ALOD.
Personally I think all the soundbites rule and my advice is to use their background images as your desktop image cuz they actually kinda rule.

Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Police Academy III
Nov 4, 2011
http://www.pieman.org/

Triangle
Jul 30, 2011

Heh. If I was actually unchill, I would be using all caps and/or exclamation marks in my posts, but I am chill. Clowns like you make me laugh, that's what clowns do. Added to my ignore list.
http://free-smiley-faces.de/

Incomprehensible German 3d smilies

Ears
Aug 28, 2007

it's true
not sure if this would be better here or for weekend web, but it's a doozy

http://es.reddit.com/r/tulpas

"A tulpa is best described as an imaginary friend that has its own thoughts and emotions, and that you can interact with. They are basically hallucinations that can think.

Discuss tulpas (also pluralized as tulpae, tulpi, and just tulpa) Share your experience with making a tulpa, give advice to people making a new tulpa, or talk about things your finished tulpa said or did."

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
Stuff Black People Don't Like and Angry White Dude

Two sites created by proud American men who are fighting the good fight against lazy minorities

Came across the first site by accident. The creator (Paul Kersey) describes Obama ran America as BRA (Black Run America). It's like the site is Rush Limbaugh's tumblr page or something.

Paul is also an author who's works are being sold through Amazon right now.

BornAPoorBlkChild fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Oct 3, 2012

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
Posted this in PYF and it never occurred to me that it could be good enough for the link of the day. :nws:The Anime Bath Scene Wiki, your comprehensive list of any time someone took a bath in an anime. Categorizes everything in painfully autistic detail.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

The Jashinist Temple.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/The_Jashinist_Temple/index.php?showtopic=20

A religion that sprung up after it's appearance in anime goon favorite Naruto.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jashin

A few choice posts.

quote:

hello i am tj am i kinda pagen but still warship jashinst i read i cant do made pazlers like durgs can do one that are naturl like weed or masrooms and what is the parper wahy to pray

quote:

Hello Tobi and welcome to the website! 8D It's always good to have new followers.
There are no specific prayers that I know of. You can create your own prayer or say what you wanna say. (Pray for forgiveness, guidance, etc) There's no proper or inproper way to sacrifice per say. The most common way is to create Lord Jashin's symbol in your blood or put the offered blood onto your pendant. Most Jashinist usually sacrifice everyday, but not all followers are able to do this due to resources and heathens. One of the most accepted forms of devotion is also fasting.
If you have anymore questions feel free to ask!

quote:

I myself became a Jashinist through Naruto, sort of. I wondered if Jashinism was real, so I did extensive research on it. That is how I converted. Personally, I pray multiple times for little things throughout the day, and a long prayer once a week. I used to offer blood, but my parents saw the scars and watch me really closely now, so... thats out. If you want to find more stuff on Jashin, look up 'religion shinto jashin'. It usually comes up with non-naruto results!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Oot

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Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


The Bible posted:

The Jashinist Temple.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/The_Jashinist_Temple/index.php?showtopic=20

A religion that sprung up after it's appearance in anime goon favorite Naruto.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jashin

A few choice posts.
That's a good one.

About the actual update: can we please have screenshots that fit in a normal browser window? That one is 1868px wide!

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