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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

http://www.whitepride.tv/

Your typical run-of-the-mill white supremacist website that looks like it's straight out of 1997. Oh, and they're on public access television too. Think of it like an anti-BET.

Edit: "A Family Friendly Site"

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Feb 1, 2008

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Feb 10, 2007

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/

A British Sega fan site. We're not merely talking about fans of the Sonic franchise, oh no: these people are still angry that Sega is out of the console business for good, so they just trash the XBox 360, the Playstation 3, and the Wii in every way possible. An example of such stupidity is this article. Basically the author says that contrary to what Miyamoto said, Super Mario World could have been pulled off on the NES. He then points to an NES version of the game created by Asian hackers as proof that Miyamoto is wrong, never mind that it's buggy and has areas where you can get stuck and be forced to reset. The comments on the article are numerous and stupid, and they accuse the author of being a hack.

It's like seeing a bunch of people who are still living in 1991.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

http://teensagainstporn.com/index.php

A Christian website that helps teens against the evils of pornography. They even use leetspeak in naming their podcast, "Teh Pr0ncast." The discussion board is also worthy of a Weekend Web update.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Pulp Dallas posted:

The poll from their front page:
Which of these snowcone flavors makes your tongue smile and your tummy giggle?

Grape

Cherry

Watermelon

Sour Green Apple

Throat Punch

Hamburger

:aaa:
I'd rather make myself smile and giggle some other way, if you catch my drift. :awesome:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

http://www.brunopow.150m.com/website/

This man is convinced that the housing market in Britain is a better investment than gold or oil. He also writes in huge letters, makes .gifs that look like they're from 1997, and makes his points in a wide variety of colors. Read the entire site even though it's giant.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Gaybraham Lincoln posted:

lolcats for Obama. I'm finished with the internet now.

http://yeswecanhas.com/

I'm off to a cabin in the woods to begin work on my manifesto. Anybody got a typewriter?
Strange, cats are more of a Hillary Clinton animal to me, considering the age and gender of her strongest supporters.

http://www.gaychubbydating.com/

The name says it all, both in content and in horror.

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Feb 10, 2007

NotJust4Breakfast posted:

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/
I swear to God (no pun intended) that this was an Awful Link a while ago.

Edit: It sure was. But now it's an Awful Link twice!

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/awful-link-4035.php

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Aug 12, 2008

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

http://www.white-history.com/

A free online book called "March of the Titans," which is about the history of the "white race." Obviously it's racist, but it gets ridiculous at Chapter 67, where it calls the birth control pill the "White Suicide Tablet."

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Feb 10, 2007

Madlad posted:

http://www.thomaskinkade.com/

Thomas Kinkade is a person who creates terrible art


who is notorius for mass marketing posters brushed up by licenced painters under his name, and is found at such establishments as QVC and hallmark.
This man screams "Bradford Exchange."

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Feb 10, 2007

http://wesclark.com/ubn/

"The Utah Baby Namer" gives out names that are distinctively Utah Mormon. Such names include:

Stockton Malone
Shannon doah
Timberland Miner
Jordan River
Justa Cowgirl
Blessing Ream
Celestial Dawn
LaDonnaJosephrania

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Feb 10, 2007

Twelve Beers posted:

http://www.bornsleeping.com/

and the gallery:

http://www.bornsleeping.com/gallery.htm

It's a website that celebrates stillborn babies. Some mothers have gone so far as to send Christmas cards of the their dead stillborn a year after their dead birth.
If you're reading the latest in the GBS Zombaby saga, then you'll know that it's fake pregnancy scam artist approved!

To contribute:

http://www.pitbullarmory.com/

Don't let the name fool you: this site doesn't just sell dog armor, but armor for men, women, horses, and squirrels.

Yes, you read right: squirrel armor. Cat owners will have to wait.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

I sent this to Garbage Day via PM, but I feel like sharing the horror with you.

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

That's right, they translated the Bible into LOLCat speak. It may be the Bible, but it's proof that there is no God.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/

It's a Jurassic Park erotic fanfiction website with totally '90s features like "Under Construction" .gifs, background .gifs, and .midi music.

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Feb 10, 2007

http://www.falseflesh.com/

quote:

Is your photograph of a beautiful celebrity or a stunning coed girl in her swimsuit? Maybe you're just curious or plan to use the image for a marketing project. In most cases only a few millimeters of fabric separates you from an amazing but previously unobtainable image. FalseFlesh can elegantly eliminate clothing from any photograph and provide you with natural looking nude flesh.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Why even bother with Awful Link of the Day anymore? All the stuff that would have had its own Geocities website or tiny forum as recently as five years ago have all migrated to Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit. All the news blogs that regularly hosted bad opinions (now known as "hot takes") have given way to stuff like Breitbart and WNN on the right, or stuff like Buzzfeed and the family of websites owned by HuffPo, Vox, and Univision on what passes for the left.

The internet isn't as uniquely awful as it used to be. It's now awful in a mundane, same-y way. There's no reason to have ALOtD anymore. Give it an official retirement ceremony.

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

504 posted:

Their not, its been nearly 2 and a half years.
Well yeah, but why bother with this thread? It's not coming back even if the internet weren't a homogenized mess.

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